don't mess with me

Chapter 16 Ao Guang
Who would have guessed that the old garbage collector next to the city's mental hospital was the Jade Emperor?

I helped Liu Laoliu up from under the table, suppressed a smile and said, "You are not your emperor in the sky, why are you collecting garbage?"

Liu Laoliu said helplessly: "The heavens are in turmoil. I don't think it will be good for me. I simply come down early to make a stand."

I patted my cuffs and said, "Then I'll give you one."

Liu Laoliu frowned and said, "Forget it, now we have something to ask of you."

I smiled and said, "You have good eyesight—tell me, which girl of yours wants to come down? Could it be the one who eloped with the cowherd?" The most famous seven fairies is Lao Qi. As for why they are famous, because they are young and beautiful, you think Even if the seven fairies stepped on their shoulders and lined up, the boss and the seventh child would be at least seven years apart. More than 50...

Liu Laoliu corrected me: "The one who eloped with the Cowherd is Zhinu, the daughter of the Queen Mother."

"Isn't the queen mother your wife?"

Liu Laoliu said with a serious face: "I dare not make a joke. The Queen Mother is the lord of the goddesses of the heavens. We are Ding Mao or Mao, two different things."

"Oh, so the seventh child of your family is He?"

"Dong Yong."

"Oh, this family didn't take advantage of the bull, so they eloped anyway."

Liu Laoliu said with emotion: "In the end, I also agree with their matter."

I concluded: "Is it impossible to prevent raw rice and cooked rice?"

Liu Laoliu said frantically, "Can you talk about business?"

"You said, you said, how many girls are going to fall?"

"Sixth."

"Haha, it's really Liu Xiaoliu!"

Liu Laoliu said: "Lao Liu is the most eccentric among all the sisters. She only wants to experience life in the world. I used to be strict and had no chance. Now I just take advantage of the chaos and kill her first. I don't care about her... She is my daughter after all."

"You didn't even prepare a diaper when the four heavenly kings fell."

"They have rough skin and thick flesh. Besides, can men compare with girls?"

"How do you know that it must be your daughter who fell?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "The gods in the sky and on the ground can barely sense it."

I nodded and said to Liu Laoliu, "Is there a general location?"

"Probably on Happiness Street."

"Downtown?" I said, "how about we pretend someone jumped off a building and get the fire department?"

Liu Laoliu said: "This is a big problem. If you really do this, you will only provoke the idlers nearby, and when the time comes, people will fall from the sky. How do you explain it?"

"It seems that it can only be done on a small scale?"

"That's why I asked you if you have any acquaintances in the fire department."

I wondered: "But I really don't have one. How can there be such an inflatable cushion?"

Tianjie doll suddenly said: "There are in the park!"

Liu Laoliu and I said in unison: "Park?"

Tianjie doll said: "The bouncy castles in the park can also be used."

Liu Laoliu asked me: "Do you know anyone in the park?"

I spread my hands: "No."

Tianjie Doll said to Liu Laoliu: "We know someone in the park!"

"Who?" Liu Laoliu asked.

"Old Ao."

Liu Laoliu said: "Ao Guang?"

I hurriedly asked, "Who is that?"

The Heavenly Doll said, "Dragon King of the East China Sea."

"The Dragon King of the East China Sea has also come down?" I said to Liu Laoliu, "Isn't this a good thing? You are the Jade Emperor, and he is the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Just take care of him!"

Liu Laoliu wondered: "If it was okay before, the heavens are in chaos now. He has to say whether he recognizes me as an old leader, and Lao Ao has always had opinions on me."

I asked: "What's going on?"

Liu Laoliu said: "That stubborn old man, Lao Ao, is stubborn and unreasonable, and his sons are not easy to troubleshoot. I didn't help him after several lawsuits."

"How many times?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Not to mention anything else, I didn't help his third prince Ao Bing when Nezha had a cramp!"

"why?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Then who is Nezha? It's Li Jing's third boy. Li Jing is my general in heaven, can I help outsiders? Besides, I can't afford to provoke Nezha, his master-in the final analysis, this matter is Ao Bing is wrong first, Nezha cut his flesh and bones for this matter, and made a big fuss, what else can I do?"

I scratched my head and said, "I seem to have heard this story when I was a child. You did the right thing."

Liu Laoliu said: "That's why Lao Ao hated me."

"Aren't you the Jade Emperor?"

Liu Laoliu said with a bitter face: "When people recognize you, you are the Jade Emperor, and when they don't recognize you, you are nothing. I am in charge of the heavens. Ao Guang lives in the sea. If he really refuses to accept me, I can still send someone Sucked him in the sea?"

I said: "I understand, this belongs to the local princes, you look big, but in fact it is beyond the reach of the whip."

Liu Laoliu slapped his thigh: "That's what happened."

I said, "Then let's borrow an inflatable mattress from him, so that he won't openly quarrel with you, right?"

"Why not, what can't be done by Lao Ao's narrow-mindedness?"

"Then... think of another way."

Liu Laoliu suddenly pulled me back and said, "There is no other way. If I can't go, you might as well. You are more face than me now!"

I quickly pushed him away: "Don't do this, how can I have any face?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It's different now, as long as everyone in the mortal world begs you, it's more useful for you to talk about it than for me to keep it!" He turned to Tianjie Doll and said, "Baby, you can also help talk about it!" chant."

Tianjie Doll said: "Then we can only try, but success is not guaranteed."

Liu Laoliu said: "Chengcheng, as long as you go."

I said, "Is there any benefit?"

Liu Laoliu rubbed his chin with a thoughtful look, but the corners of his eyes and brows were full of treachery, so I said first: "If you dare to seal me Bi Mawen, I will beat you!"

Liu Laoliu chuckled and said, "Didn't they all give you the car?"

"That's obviously what I bought with emotional coins!" It's not that easy to fool me!
"Then you don't have to pay it back!"

I:"……"

Liu Laoliu said: "If there is nothing to do, I will take my leave first. You can go tomorrow, and then wait for my call." Liu Laoliu walked back and forth in my room with sharp eyes, "Is there anything you don't need at home?"

"Have!"

"Where?" Liu Laoliu was really overjoyed.

I said, "Help us throw out the garbage at the door."

Liu Laoliu walked slowly to the door, grabbed the plate where I put the change and keys and ran away...

After Liu Laoliu left, Tianjie Doll smiled and said, "You two are really a couple."

Early the next morning, I took the Four Heavenly Kings and the Celestial Doll on my way to find Dragon King Ao Guang.

On the way, I asked the celestial doll: "Didn't you say that the celestial world was in turmoil? Why was the Dragon King also beaten to the mortal world?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I don't know either. In the past, there was an extremely powerful seal between the gods and the mortal world. Even at the cost of consuming mana, it was impossible to go down easily. Now that the seal has been broken, it is not difficult for the gods to enter the mortal world. Ao I don’t know exactly what’s going on with Guang, but he definitely has no mana.”

"What is he doing in the park?"

"Go and see."

Speaking of our park, we have a lot of connections with our family—my great-grandfather’s old courtyard house has now been expanded to become a part of the park. Of course, as a cultural relic protection unit, you need to buy a ticket to enter.

When we got to the gate of the park, I asked, "How can I find it?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Go to the place where there is water."

There is a large-scale artificial lake in the park, which can be used for boating in summer. When I walked to the lake, I was surrounded by stalls selling ice cream with awnings. Because it was not a holiday, there were few tourists, and I was worried. How to find Ao Guang, someone suddenly quarreled by the lake—two middle-aged men who were fishing by the lake were caught by an old man wearing a red hoop. To take advantage of his psychology, he was featured on the local news before, but it is not a big deal.

The two middle-aged men probably didn't think it was a big deal, they were trying to bribe the old man with a playful smile, taking out cigarettes and lighting a fire, but the old man said with a serious face: "Don't do this, each person will be fined 200!"

The middle-aged man wearing a sun hat smiled and said: "Brother, come on, we're just playing casually." Another person chimed in: "That's right, besides, the fish doesn't belong to your family."

The old man in red hoop said solemnly: "It belongs to my family, fine!"

The sun hat took out 50 yuan and stuffed it into the old man's hand: "You take this money, can we not need a ticket?" Another person said: "You just make it easier."

"Be lenient with the net? Why don't you be lenient with the fishnet?" The old man pointed at the sign by the lake: "The price is clearly marked, 200 per person!"

The sun hat was not happy: "I said, why are you so stubborn, old man? Is it good for you to fine us?"

The old man said: "Stop talking nonsense, pay quickly!" He said and dumped all the small fish in the fish basket into the lake.

The visor was completely on fire: "We won't give it!"

The old man grabbed his arm: "If you don't give it, don't even think about leaving. Follow me to the security office."

The other middle-aged man was also afraid of making things worse, so he took out 400 yuan and threw it to the old man, saying, "Forget it." He pulled his sun hat and left.

"Stop!" The old man shouted.

"What else do you want to do?"

The old man took out two fine receipts and handed them over to the two of them. He glared and said, "Don't do it again. If I meet you, you will be fined twice!"

The two middle-aged men walked away in a panic.The old man straightened the red hoop, continued to patrol around the lake, and said angrily, "I see who dares to fish!"

Tianjie Doll couldn't help laughing and said, "That's the old man."

I waved my hand and said, "Old Ao—"

Ao Guang looked back at me: "You know me?"

Although he doesn't know me, the four heavenly kings do know him, and they all shouted: "Dragon King, it's us."

Ao Guang said unexpectedly: "It turns out to be Brother Four Heavenly Kings."

The Celestial Doll said: "And me."

"Hey, the doll is here too." It seems that the Tianjie doll has a good reputation.

Ao Guang told us to sit down in the shade by the lake, I gave him a cigarette, Ao Guang shook his head: "No."

I had nothing to say: "There are very few people at your age who don't know how to smoke."

Ao Guang glanced at me: "Do you think I can light it if I live in the sea?"

(End of this chapter)