don't mess with me

Chapter 17 Dinghai Dragon Ball
Ao Guang has gray temples, steady steps, a pair of thick and thick eyebrows, and his expression is always in an extremely serious state. At first glance, he really looks like a stubborn old man, and his temper must be not small. Bigger than the king of a country.

Ao Guang looked at us and asked directly, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

I asked the Celestial Doll: "You say it or I say it?"

Tianjie Doll said succinctly: "Liu Lao Liu and his daughter are about to fall, so I ask you to borrow an inflatable cushion to pick it up."

Ao Guang sneered, "I knew something was going on, why didn't he come by himself?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Just ask if you can borrow it?"

Ao Guang snorted and said with a smile: "I am the person in charge of the park management office now, do you think I can borrow it?"

I said, "Then you can help me."

Ao Guang said: "He didn't help me back then."

Tianjie Doll said: "Old Ao, he is him and I am me. Since I came to borrow from you, you still have to give this face?" The immature voice was matched with a threatening tone, anyway, I wanted to laugh no matter what I heard.

Ao Guang was stunned, and then said: "Then let's talk about it. If Liu Lao Liu doesn't come by himself, he understands that he can't do me any good now. I will help you this favor. What can you thank me for?" ?”

The Celestial Doll said, "What do you want?"

Ao Guang said: "2000 emotional coins!"

I was surprised and said: "2000? I only have 2 emotional coins for that car!"

The Celestial Doll said: "What do you want so many emotional coins for?"

Ao Guangdao: "My third son got cramped by that little bastard Nezha, right? What do you think I want to do?"

"You want to cure Ao Bing?" said the Heavenly Doll, "That 2000 is too much!"

Ao Guang said, "How much can you give?"

"200!"

Ao Guang waved his hands vigorously: "There's nothing to talk about."

I got angry and said, "It's nothing to talk about. I'll ask others for help. Do you think you're the only one with a broken inflatable mattress?"

Ao Guang sneered: "There are many inflatable cushions, but do you have Dinghai Dragon Ball?"

"Dinghai Dragon Ball?"

Ao Guang said: "Don't think that taking an inflatable cushion can solve the problem. If you fall from the Nine Heavens and have no magic power, even if you are a big Luo Jinxian, you can't stand it."

I said, "Aren't the four heavenly kings good?"

Mo Lishou said: "Yes, aren't we okay?"

Ao Guang snorted and said, "What are the identities of the Four Great Heavenly Kings? The indestructible body of Vajra! Although the magic power is gone, the body is still stronger than the ordinary gods. If it is someone else, even Li Jing's giant spirit god will inevitably fall to the bone Break the tendons!"

I was startled and said, "Really?"

Ao Guang said: "If you don't believe me, you can try it."

"We can't afford to try this!" said the Celestial Doll, "Old Ao, the Celestial Realm is in turmoil, and if we lose an immortal, we will lose one point in our chances of winning. Since you have the Dinghai Dragon Ball, then contribute it."

I asked: "What role can Dinghai Dragon Ball play?"

Ao Guang proudly said: "The East China Sea is vast, with this Dinghai Dragon Ball, we can ensure calm and calm, and with this thing in place, we can keep the people who have been thrown into the mortal world from being harmed!" He then said to the heavenly doll, "I don't care about the turmoil in the heavenly world." What? I'm just a little dragon king in the East China Sea, at worst, I'll just spend my old age in the world."

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "I understand, you came to the world early in the morning, you predicted this situation, so you waited for me here in advance, what a lion!"

Ao Guang chuckled: "You said it yourself."

The Celestial Doll said: "Anyway, 2000 is impossible!"

Ao Guang said: "Then you just wait for the gods in the sky to be smashed into minced meat one by one!"

I asked: "What role can emotional coins play? Didn't you also fail to cure your son when you were the Dragon King?"

The Celestial Doll said: "After the gods fall into the mortal world, the only way to recover their mana is to rely on emotional coins, so emotional coins are the purest and true supreme mana. Things that were impossible before can now be done."

I nodded and said to Ao Guang: "You open your mouth to ask for the price, and we will pay you back on the ground. 2000 is too much, how about 100?"

Ao Guang sneered and waved his hands: "There is no room for bargaining."

Mo Liqing saw that he was about to talk about Beng, so he poked Ao Guang and said, "Dragon King, don't do this."

Ao Guang just said nothing.

I put my hand into my trouser pocket and said to Tianjie Doll: "Sing the double reed!" Then I got up and left, Ao Guang said in amazement: "What do you mean?"

I turned my head and said: "I don't mean anything, just go if you can't agree, the turmoil in the heavens is none of your business, right? I also told you that even if the baby wants to help you, I won’t help you. It’s useless without me. You have to ask me why: I just don’t like you old man! Your son Ao Bing, right? dislike; despise!"

Ao Guang mumbled, "You haven't seen him before..."

"No need to see, we dicks don't like the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people the most. It doesn't matter to me if he gets cramped, he will leave or not!"

Ao Guang got anxious, got up and grabbed me and said, "Don't, the price is easy to negotiate!"

"Don't you have nothing to talk about?"

Ao Guangdao: "1000! 1000 emotional coins, is this the head office?"

I turned my head and left: "Go and patrol your patrol!"

"500!" Ao Guang reluctantly said.

Tianjie Doll also said: "Xiaoqiang, don't be like this, Lao Ao is the Dragon King of the East China Sea after all..."

"I still say the same thing, it has nothing to do with me! It has nothing to do with me! What's wrong with the Dragon King? I don't plan to go to the East China Sea in my life. We are an inland city. Come and drown me, drown me!" The last two sentences So cheap I want to slap myself...

Ao Guang grabbed me tightly and begged, "I can't leave, let's discuss it again!"

I turned around and said: "I also buy it now, 100 emotional coins!"

"100...too little..."

"You drown me! You drown me!"

Tianjie Doll hurriedly said: "Old Ao, don't provoke Xiaoqiang, he has a bad temper!"

"Yes, 100 is 100, I'm afraid of you!" Ao Guang said pitifully.

Then I said: "Look at you old man, I have to tell you like this. You used to have a place in my heart."

Ao Guang said with emotion: "You are more ruthless than Liu Laoliu!"

"Stop rambling, where's Dragon Ball?"

"Come back to me when you use it."

"Don't forget the inflatable cushion."

"know."

I reached into my trouser pocket and gave the Celestial Doll a high five: "Yeah!"

Ao Guang said: "Since you're here, let me invite you at noon."

I immediately said, "Can you treat us to seafood?"

Ao Guang straightened his face and said, "Don't make such jokes with me!"

"...Isn't your home the Seafood City?"

"So I don't eat it, and I don't allow others to catch my fish!" Ao Guang pointed at the two children by the water and shouted, "The two monkey children stay away from the water! I can see the plastic bags in your hands. gone."

I said, "What about the fishermen?"

Ao Guang glared at me and said, "It takes a long time to catch fish, because of overfishing, let's see what the sea looks like? Besides, you are not bothered by people decorating the upper floor of your house every day?" Lao Ao is also an environmentalist. ...

"Then what are you going to treat us to?"

"You can choose ramen and sliced ​​noodles."

"Then I won't go..."

Ao Guang said: "If you don't go to the Four Heavenly Kings, leave it to me. I don't have enough manpower. I can't see such a big lake by myself."

I am very happy with this. With the appetite of the four heavenly kings, even if you are full, you have to pay the price of seafood.

"What do the four Heavenly Kings mean?" I asked.

Mo Lihai said: "It's the same everywhere."

Mo Liqing said: "It's fine if you have skewers and steamed buns."

Ao Guangdao: "Steamed buns can't eat shrimp stuffing."

Mo Lishou reluctantly said: "Xiaoqiang, come and see us if you have nothing to do." I felt hot in my heart. Although the four heavenly kings are not good at brains, they are all gentlemen.Mo Lihong said: "Don't forget to bring delicious food when you visit us."

……

Just saying goodbye to the Four Heavenly Kings and Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, it was time for dinner when the Heavenly Doll and I slipped out of the park.

The Celestial Doll said, "What's your plan for the next step?"

"Look for a place to eat." I regret not going with Ao Guang, anyway, with my current wealth, I can't afford seafood, so I might as well eat ramen with them.

The Celestial Doll said: "I saw Ao Guang and we owe another 100 emotional coins, we have to work quickly."

"Start immediately after dinner!" I said, "Where do you think we should start?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "There are five emotions of joy, anger, sorrow, joy, and sorrow. Joy and joy are the most common. Let's start with joy—who is the easiest to be happy?"

I held my chin and thought about it, and suddenly I had an idea: "At this point, of course, people who get married in restaurants are the happiest!"

The Tianjie doll also said excitedly: "Yes, let's go and have a look, maybe we can gain something."

"But I haven't eaten yet."

"Oh, career is important, do you live to eat?"

"Anyway, I don't live to harm people everywhere with you!"

……

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Our purpose is to not harm others without harming others - let's go!"

I drove to Corruption Street, and when I got off the car, I could see all the big hotels and restaurants here. Every hotel here is worth a lot of money, which is difficult for the working class to accept. Who is it? Corruption Street got its name from this.

It is almost 12 noon, and today is Sunday again. There are quite a few people getting married. There are lights and festoons at the entrances of various hotels on Corruption Street, and there are giant inflatable arches with the names of couples and brides written on them.

I whispered to Tianjie Doll: "There are so many married people, where shall we go?"

"You go shopping casually first, I'll try the water."

When I walked to the door of the first hotel, Tianjie Doll immediately said: "This one is not good, keep going." I had no choice but to go forward, and when passing by the second hotel, Tianjie Doll said: "This one is not happy enough."

I walked four or five hotels, all of which were rejected by Tianjie Doll, and I walked half a street for a while, and I had already finished shopping.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Turn back, go to the side of the road!"

I wandered around on the street aimlessly, and the few beggars at the entrance of the hotel thought they were coming, and stared at me unkindly.

I whispered, "You decide quickly."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said dissatisfied: "Nowadays people are not happy when they get married—forget it, let's force this family."

I looked up at the arched door: "Wang Aiqiang and Li Jing?"

"Well, this is the one."

I moved towards the entrance of the hotel: "Can I stand here?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Go in, what's the matter standing here?"

"But I don't know anyone."

"You have to go in to absorb the joy."

I said depressedly: "That's a red envelope."

"You take it out."

"I...why, I have no relatives and no reason."

The Heavenly Doll chuckled and said, "I asked you to take out the red envelope, but I didn't ask you to put money in it."

(End of this chapter)