don't mess with me

Chapter 194
After I sat there, the guests couldn't help muttering when they saw the change of people. A young man lined up and said suspiciously, "What do you think I can find?"

I put on my sunglasses and looked at the red line on his heel, but there was nothing special about it. This is a typical case of looking for someone but not knowing where the fate is.

I casually asked, "What do you want to find?"

The young man said unambiguously: "Beautiful, with a job, not less than 1 meters tall—" Then he added, "The best."

"The requirements are not low!" I asked him, "What are your conditions?"

"I have a car and a house, no loan, and work freely."

I immediately said kindly: "Are you also a writer?"

The young man rolled his eyes at me and said, "I work in my own company."

Now I was in trouble again, this kid was in good condition, and he couldn't see anything wrong with it, so I had to ask Yuelao in a low voice: "Second Uncle, what should I do about this?"

Yue Lao said: "Send one at will—"

"Huh? Is that all?"

"What else?" Yue Lao said, "This kind of thing is the most common thing we usually see. Do you think everyone can be so lucky to find someone with a similar temperament?"

I thought about it, so I shouted to the team: "Here is a rich second generation, who is interested?"

……

With the help of Yuelao, I got started very quickly. Only then did I realize that there are very few special cases like the few couples just now. They are ordinary people in life, and they are basically matched together. Who is suitable? I don't know, you have to adjust when you fall in love.Of course, there are also interesting things-the red thread on the feet of a man and a woman in the team is obviously connected together, but there is a little thread in the joint. Yuelao told me that this is a gap between the young couple. This kind of situation should be done together as much as possible. At the beginning, the red line on the feet of Pei Wei and Zhu Meifang was only connected by a thread, which shows that the two had intersected at the beginning.

These two people were still lined up together one after the other, betting against each other and ignoring each other, so I could only ask the man: "Is that girl behind you your girlfriend?"

The man snorted and said, "It used to be, since we're not married, it's not against the law for me to go on a blind date, right?"

I smiled at Mimi and said, "Why?"

The woman poked her head over and said angrily: "I just wanted a birthday present, but he forgot my birthday! He forgot to mention it, and even made excuses that men should put their career first, saying that my son and daughter love each other and are petty." Do you think such a man can be found?"

The man blushed and said, "Didn't I make it up for you later?"

"Why don't you understand, do I care about your gift? You don't even want to apologize!"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Okay, okay, gay men should be more magnanimous, and lesbians should not be unreasonable. In this way, I will ask your boyfriend to apologize to you. What should you two do? It's busy!"

The man was dissatisfied: "Why?"

The woman said anxiously: "Look at him, look at him!"

I said impatiently: "If you continue to do this, I will introduce the rich second generation to your girlfriend!"

The woman deliberately nympho said: "Well, I think that one is also good."

The man suddenly said angrily: "Dare! Who dares to make her idea? I will fight with my life!" He grabbed the woman's hand and said, "Can't I be wrong?"

Only then did the woman turn her anger into joy, and said angrily, "Virtue, what have you been doing?"

I waved vigorously: "Hurry up, hurry up, the registration fee will not be refunded."

The baby happily said: "It's so fun!"

Yuelao smiled and said, "Although our job is a bit trivial, it's especially suitable for people who are gossip-minded." He looked at me again and shook his head, "No one like Xiaoqiang!"

……

With the full cooperation of Yuelao and I, we have resolved all the appeals. It cannot be said that everyone is happy, but the ones we introduced have long-term development plans.Yuelao is very accurate in looking at the problem. If we allocate combinations from the beginning, most people will not be satisfied. It’s like going to an auto show to buy a car. .We have to wait for him to go around the show. In fact, he has a good idea of ​​what car he wants to buy. Those who are poor and want to buy low-end Japanese cars don’t expect to be able to buy a Rolls-Royce with discounts at auto shows. The master who has been running for luxury cars since the beginning, no matter how much you introduce him to Peugeot Citroen, he will not buy it.

Even if this blind date meeting is successfully concluded, more than 30 pairs of guests confirmed their relationship on the spot, and the results are considered brilliant.The guests who confirmed their relationship also got the plush toys we sent. I wanted to give each pair two more free coupons for the underground maze in the future, but the tickets have already been given out—anyway, we are about to open a one-stop service. .

I calculated that Yuelao's red line would arrive at around seven or eight o'clock in the evening, and it was almost dinner time, so we must have a tight time to go out to eat, so we had a working meal with Bai Jin'er and her staff.

The monsters are gathered together, talking and laughing with each other, which is in line with the purpose of "lively, tense, hardworking, and upward". The maze world begins to make profits, and the monsters also learn to enjoy life. Daxian Yangli has a special gift of cabbage hearts every day. It can be eaten, but Huli Daxian eats two catties of raw meat as a sidekick for a meal.

Looking at this scene, I am very grateful to Bai Jin'er. If there is no such a place, the placement of these monsters will be a big problem. From this point of view, I finally understand the local government's eagerness to attract investment and set up factories.

During the meal, Bai Jiner reported to me about the recent work and difficulties. The daily work in the labyrinth world is very busy. It's a trivial matter to recruit people and have a bad temper with the group of monsters, but the main reason is that it is likely to expose their identities.

I said to Bai Jin'er: "Let's make do with it, I'll pick up the clever ghost and the fine worm for you in two days."

Bai Jin'er nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, I still have something to discuss with you."

"You said."

Bai Jin'er hesitated and said, "After the heavens return to normal...we don't want to go back."

"Ah?" I was surprised, "Do you want to stay in this world for a lifetime?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Yes."

I looked at the group of demons and said, "Have you already held an internal meeting?"

King Yinjiao said: "We have already decided that we want to settle in the world."

I said: "Then think about it, you will become ordinary people in the world, and you have to bear everything that ordinary people suffer, but there is no such thing as when you greet each other and report your age to hundreds of thousands." .”

Huang Feng said with a strange smile: "Up there we are monsters that no one looks down on. What's the point of living for so long? Here we don't say that no one will look at us strangely. To put it bluntly, we are the founder of the labyrinth world. Man, now some of the small advertising companies that come to me call me Mr. Huang."

I said, "Since this is the case, I'll help you convey your ideas. It shouldn't be a big problem."

Yang Jian suddenly said coldly: "No! Do you still want to harm the world?"

I quickly pulled Yang Jian and said, "Second Brother, don't say that."

King Yinjiao said aggrievedly: "In the past, when we occupied the mountain as the king, we just wanted to earn a living. Now that we are all people with status, who will harm whom?"

Yang Jian said: "It's an extra-judicial favor not to hold you accountable for breaking out of prison, and you're actually taking an inch! Anyway, I don't feel at ease keeping you here, and you have to go back with me when I leave!"

I said embarrassingly: "There are more and more people you want to take away!" He used to be the warden of the Heavenly Superintendent, and his identity is very different from the monsters, so no one dared to refute him.

Li Jing was afraid that Bai Jin'er's face would be too ugly, so he smoothed things over and said, "A girl as good as Lula is waiting for you, maybe you will be able to go back in the future."

Yang Jian said stiffly: "Don't make such jokes with me!"

I whispered to King Yinjiao: "You and your brother don't want to go back either? You are supposed to be able to become immortals, right?" Zhengmiaohong.

King Yinjiao said with a bitter face: "We are both cultivators. If Nezha has a good background and high understanding, let's not talk about it. He is 'other people's children'. The problem is that our two brothers are not our own children. It is up to the master." The degree of love for us and our own talents, I am afraid that at most we will live 30 to [-] years longer than ordinary people, and finally invent some couples' double cultivation to cheat money."

I said, "I'll tell Liu Laoliu directly about this matter, he has to give me face no matter what."

Yuelao said: "That's right. In fact, there is nothing good about being immortal. Humans should change their way of life at each stage. You can tell me that the work I do is easy and bright. It will be tiresome after thousands of years of work. I didn't use the Lower Realm this time, the main reason was to find a successor, fortunately there is Xiaoqiang, otherwise it would be in vain."

I was speechless: "Why do I feel like I've been raped?"

Yuelao smiled and said, "It's too late to regret it now." At this time, a vertical red line slowly descended from the sky, Yuelao went over and pulled it, and said, "Take care of yourselves, everyone, I'm leaving now."

I stuffed the cream cake I had prepared during the day into the old man's arms and said, "Second uncle eats on the road, come down to play with me when you have nothing to do."

Yuelao tugged at the red thread to test its firmness, and was about to leave while holding the red thread with one hand. I said, "Second uncle, wait a minute, aren't you feeling that uncomfortable?" Although this posture looks handsome, it takes less than half a minute to strangle your hands .I went to move a chair for Yue Lao to sit down, then tied the red thread to the chair, used the seat cushion to line the old man's armpits, and finally fixed him on the chair with the red thread, making him feel like he was riding a roller coaster. Even if I fall asleep halfway, it won't fall...

Yuelao said with satisfaction: "Xiaoqiang is still smart." The red line led the chair up gradually, and I waved goodbye to our director reluctantly. The park has been cleared now, so outsiders will not see it.

Yuelao finally warned me: "Xiaoqiang, don't throw the red line around, and only take action when you are sure!"

"Got it." I watched Yuelao slowly disappear into the sky.

Wa Wa suddenly said: "It's broken, there is something we haven't had time to ask Mr. Yue for advice!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

Wa Wa said: "If we want to test whether Mo Jiaojiao is a monster, we have to tie her with another person with a red thread. If not, then what should I do - I'm afraid only Yue Lao knows!"

I was also in a hurry, and hurriedly said loudly: "Second Uncle! I have something to ask you——"

Yuelao's voice in the sky said vaguely: "What...?"

"What should I do if I find that the red line is tied to the wrong person?"

"..." We could no longer hear the old man's voice.

I said dejectedly, "I can only think of another way."

After returning home, Liu Xiaoliu was talking on the phone with Lin Hai, Yang Jian couldn't watch her today, but she couldn't go out with Lin Hai either - Lin Hai's professional time is not free.

Liu Xiaoliu saw Yang Jian came back, glared at him and ran to his room.

Nezha has come back from school, sitting cross-legged on the armrest of the sofa, dazed for some reason, Pippi brought my slippers, and I said to Nezha, "Let me change my shoes." Nezha turned to the side We got together.

I said with emotion: "I'm exhausted, I helped someone find a partner for a whole day."

Now the Xiaotian dog came over wagging its head and rubbing against my feet, and I said in amazement, "No one of you walks the dog at night?"Seeing that no one was arguing, I said to Yang Jian, "Second brother, it's time to walk the dog!"

Yang Jian was too lazy to speak, but just waved at me.

I put my arms around Xiaotiangou's neck and said: "You should follow me from now on, your master doesn't want you anymore."

I led it around the lawn and flower garden of the community. A man entered the gate of the community, carrying a bunch of things in his hand, as if he was asking something. At this time, the uncle of the gate suddenly pointed at me and said loudly. Said: "Xiaoqiang, you have a friend looking for you."

The man looked over here and walked towards me.

Xiaotiangou suddenly leaned down and roared angrily, and I was shocked when I saw this person clearly—this person has a huge nose, tall and fat, it is the white elephant spirit!

I was about to run, but Bai Xiangjing waved and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't run, I didn't come here to fight."

I couldn't help trembling and said: "Then what are you doing here?" Fortunately, Nezha and Yang Jian are upstairs, and the Xiaotian dog is enough to resist for a while, so I can barely overcome the idea of ​​​​running away.

Bai Xiangjing bowed his head and said nothing. He was tall and fat, and he was wearing an ill-fitting off-white jacket. His expression was like that of a laid-off worker who came to the old factory manager to solve his livelihood problems. He was cramped and depressed.

I tried again: "You come to me, does your boss know?"

Bai Xiangjing didn't say a word, and handed the things in his hand to me: "This is for you."

"What is it?" I weighed it carefully, for fear that there might be something uncomfortable for ordinary people.

Bai Xiangjing said: "I bought some bananas for you as a gift."

I was speechless for a while, so I had to say: "You must have something to do with me, come up and talk about it."

We went upstairs, I opened the door and said to Bai Xiangjing, "Come in, you know most of these people, right?"

Nezha, Yang Jian and others focused their gazes together, but when Bai Xiangjing showed up, Yang Jian said angrily, "You are so brave, you dare to come to the door yourself!"

I pressed my hands down and said, "Second brother calm down, he must have something to talk to us about."

Nezha said: "Now that we want to take you in, it's like bullying the few with the more. I'll let you finish your sentence first."

I said to Bai Xiangjing, "Sit down."

Bai Xiangjing sat awkwardly on the sofa, rubbed his hands together and said, "I...I came here to ask you to release my elder brother."

I was stunned at first, then laughed and said, "Aren't you? You want to do such a big thing by buying two-paw bananas?"

(End of this chapter)