don't mess with me

Chapter 195

Since I was a child, my mother taught me to be polite, especially since I had an income, she warned me not to go to other people's homes empty-handed. , even in western countries where human relations are relatively indifferent, you have to bring a bottle of wine and a fruit basket or something when you go to someone’s house for a banquet, but I don’t know the etiquette of the monster race—an elephant Jingti who has practiced for thousands of years ran to the door What is the rhythm?
After Bai Xiangjing finished talking, the people in the room looked at each other, and Yang Jian said coldly, "Are you threatening us?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "No, it's a request. Qingshi is my elder brother. Our brotherhood has always been very good. I can't let him be imprisoned in the pagoda alone."

Yang Jian said sternly, "What if we don't let it go?"

I hurriedly waved my hand, Bai Xiangjing came to negotiate the terms alone, it can be seen that there is still some sincerity at the very least, I changed the way of saying: "If we let your elder brother go, what good will it do?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "I can promise you that I will stop making trouble in the world from now on."

Yang Jian squinted and said, "Are you trying to surrender?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "It's not a surrender, it's just a deal."

Li Jing said: "Who knows if you will break your promise after we release your elder brother?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "The green lion and I are also the mounts of the Bodhisattva. Do you think we are wild goblins who transformed after listening to a few Buddhist scriptures in the wild? Of course we keep our word." It seems that goblins are also divided into classes. The implication of Bai Xiangjing's words is that he is quite disdainful towards Bai Jin'er and Huang Fengguai.

Yang Jian sneered and said, "Do you think you can leave after you come here?"

Bai Xiangjing pointedly said: "I am naturally prepared to come here alone - I have already brought nearly 2000 emotional coins absorbed by Kyushu Dingli with me, if you want to bully the few with more, we will fight to the death!"

When Yang Jian, Li Jing, and Lu Dongbin heard this, they hurriedly surrounded Bai Xiangjing, and Bai Xiangjing also stood on the spot to form a confrontation with the crowd. I quickly waved my hands and said, "Don't get excited, we have something to talk about!" With 2000 emotional currency, if we want to fight, our building will be destroyed, or the whole community will be razed to the ground. As a rare person who has two houses in the same community, I have to try my best to avoid this situation occur!
I said to Bai Xiangjing: "Then if we let your elder brother go and you go back on your word, wouldn't we lose our wife and lose our army? You have to take some practical actions to reassure us, right?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "As long as you let my eldest brother go, the 2000 emotional coins will be given to you as a meeting gift."

I looked at the doll and whispered: "It seems to be able to do it."

The baby said to him: "You have to give us the emotional currency first."

Bai Xiangjing said: "Yes."

I hesitated and said, "Aren't you afraid that we will change our minds?" If we turn our backs immediately after he handed over the emotional currency, it can be said that he has no chance at all, which makes me feel that he has some conspiracy.

Bai Xiangjing said: "As long as you make a clear statement now and don't regret it afterwards, I will give you emotional coins immediately."

Yang Jian said angrily: "If you want to surrender, if you want to surrender, if you want to fight, then fight, I won't promise you anything!"

I stopped Yang Jian and said to Bai Xiangjing, "Do you mean that as long as we promise to release your eldest brother, you will hand over the emotional coins first?"

"Yes." Bai Xiangjing said.

I whispered to Yang Jian, "Have you ever heard of a saying called "Surrender without fighting? This condition is beneficial to us!"

Yang Jian then said: "As long as you don't play tricks, I won't bother to argue with you."

Bai Xiangjing asked Li Jing again: "What did Li Tianwang say?"

Li Jing said: "I have no objection."

Bai Xiangjing asked Nezha, "Where is the third prince?"

Nezha said, "I also agree."

Bai Xiangjing questioned Lu Dongbin and Wawa again with the rigid and serious attitude of a lawyer signing a document, and carefully obtained their consent. I said first: "I have no objection."

Bai Xiangjing didn't even look at me and said, "You don't need to ask, I don't trust you humans anyway!"

I:"……"

Bai Xiangjing said: "Since everyone agrees, then I will..."

The baby said: "Wait a minute, before we release the green lion spirit, you have to tell us who is the real boss behind the scenes?"

Bai Xiangjing said in astonishment: "Don't you already know?"

Wawa and I exchanged glances, and asked again: "Is it the nine-tailed demon fox?" From the fact that the other party knew that we had seen through her identity, we can only deduce that this is what we almost encountered when we defeated Brother Zhan last time. It's just a vixen, if the boss of the white elephant is someone else, we don't seem to have any intersection.

Bai Xiangjing said: "Actually, she is not our boss, but she proposed some plans for us to implement. Can a little vixen be able to command me and Qingshi?" This sentence is tantamount to an indirect admission.

The baby said: "Then what is her identity in the world? Or how can we find her?"

Yang Jian said: "Also, where is the Kyushu Ding now?"

Bai Xiangjing raised a hand and said: "I have something to say first! From now on, my elder brother and I will not help each other. It has nothing to do with you. We will not come to fight against you, nor will we betray the vixen. This is between you two." It's up to you to solve it yourself."

Yang Jian said: "No! You have to say it!"

Bai Xiangjing said: "Then there's nothing to talk about, you either let my elder brother go, or you all fight to the death!"

Yang Jian said, "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

I was puzzled and said, "Since the vixen is not your boss, why can't you say it?"

Bai Xiangjing said righteously and strictly: "The same goblin works together again, and she has never harmed us. I came to you only to save my elder brother. This is the principle!"

I clicked my tongue and said, "I'm still the first principled elephant—will you really be able to hold a bowl of water and not help each other in the future?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "We always keep what we say, and it's not like you humans who talk and fart!"

I whispered: "You are racial chauvinism, which can easily cause ethnic disputes!" Hitler's massacre of Jews, Rwanda tragedy, and the exclusion of Chinese by hostile forces in some countries are all due to racial hatred. There are many reports of poachers stealing ivory, so they don't like humans...

The baby said: "Okay, we promise you that we won't embarrass you anymore, now you can give me the emotional currency."

Lu Dongbin said: "Wait a minute, after your elder brother is released, is he going to continue to fight against us? We'd better talk about it first, and don't say that we will backtrack when the time comes."

Bai Xiangjing said: "Don't worry, although he is my elder brother, he has always listened to me." He pressed his fat palm on the baby's palm, and there was a flash of light between the two of them, and it gradually dimmed after a while. Wawa nodded to Li Jing.

Li Jing chanted a spell and pointed at the pagoda on the floor of the living room—his pagoda needs a certain amount of magic power to activate it, but it only needs a spell to release people.Qing Shijing immediately prostrated himself on the floor, he looked a little sluggish just after he got out of the pagoda, looked up blankly and said in surprise: "Second brother, why are you here?"

Bai Xiangjing stepped forward to help him up and said: "Brother, we will not help anyone in the future, let them fight by themselves!"

Qing Shijing said: "Then... don't you want the emotional currency?"

"No, I've promised them to stand by."

Qing Shi Jing sighed: "Since this is the case, I will listen to you." From this point, it can be seen that: Qing Shi Jing really obeys Bai Xiang Jing's words, and what they said is really trustworthy, which makes me feel a lot I am a bit ashamed, the world of goblins is very simple, if they say they will harm you, they will harm you, but the promises they make will be carried out meticulously.No wonder people look down on intriguing human beings.

Li Jing said expressionlessly, "You two can leave."

I blushed again for no reason—to be honest, I have always regarded this transaction as a conspiracy, so I still have other thoughts in my heart, such as now, if we work together to hunt down these two monsters They should have no ability to resist.Of course, after the two demons fulfilled their promises, my dirty thoughts have been almost purified, but I didn't expect that Li Jing and Yang Jian, who are so jealous of evil, would be able to forgive them.

Not only did Bai Xiangjing not leave, but he helped Qing Shijing to sit on the sofa...

I was surprised: "Why don't you leave? Do you still want me to take care of the meal?"

Bai Xiangjing nodded solemnly and said: "Hey, you are really right - I forgot to tell you about something just now, after we get rid of the vixen, you have to find us a place to go, or we will starve to death .”

I laughed and said, "Is it all right to just eat?"

Bai Xiangjing nodded and said, "Just eat!"

I sighed and said, "I still thought what was going on."

Wawa finally found the key to the problem, she asked Bai Xiangjing: "How much can you eat in one meal?"

Bai Xiangjing said: "Not much. I have to eat eight catties of apples and ten catties of bananas a day. If converted into sweet potatoes, the weight would double."

I was surprised: "Do you eat noodles and rice?"

Bai Xiangjing picked up a banana he bought, held the bottom with his hands and squeezed it, and the banana pulp flew into the air. Swallow it down and continue: "Eat, the weight will double again."

I turned around and asked the Green Lion Spirit: "What about you?"

Qing Shijing said: "I only eat meat, preferably beef, about 13 catties a day - pork and mutton are also eaten, the amount is doubled."

I broke down and said, "You two are fighting the landlord?" I walked up and down the ground and said, "I would have reconsidered if I knew you still had such conditions!"

Bai Xiangjing ate the bananas on the table in an instant, leaving only two stalks with various tentacles, and said, "Why is it so difficult for us to eat?"

I wailed and said, "You two are too good to eat, you know?" Well, one eats 30 catties of fresh fruit a day, and the other eats 400 catties of beef—of course, I did a rough calculation and meat is expensive, and beef is considered as expensive. 3 a catty (there is no such price in the market), 1 catties is [-] yuan less, and white elephant essence is not much cheaper, so these two goods cost about [-] yuan a month to eat. What kind of concept is this? ?This requires a master who subscribes [-] per day to update two chapters every day to be able to afford it!
Now I basically confirmed my original thought again - this is definitely a conspiracy, I even saw the ferocious and cunning expression on the vixen's face: "You pretend to surrender, and then eat him poor!"

(End of this chapter)