don't mess with me

Chapter 26 Admission
Speaking of going to school, I suddenly realized that Nezha doesn't have an official name yet. It's okay to say, you can't tell the teacher that you are called Nezha when you go to school, right?
I asked Nezha, "Is your surname Li?"

Nezha nodded.

"The name is Li Nezha?"

Nezha nodded again: "But few people call it that."

I waved my hand and said, "You can't use this name, it's too much fun!"

Nezha nodded thoughtfully and said, "I also don't think it's right for my father to name me."

Speaking of this, my fire of gossip was blazing: "I heard that you have a bad relationship with your father, is it true?"

Nezha said indifferently: "So what if it's not good, he is my father after all - don't I also work under him now?"

"Oh, back to the question of naming, do you have a favorite?"

Nezha shook his head.

"Anyway, you can't be called Li Nezha, you can't call Li Na (na), and it doesn't sound good to be called Li Zha. Why don't you call me Li Xiaozha?"

The Heavenly Doll broke down and said, "How do you think Li Xiaoza sounds better than Li?"

I blushed and said, "At least it doesn't look like I'm making trouble on purpose."

Unexpectedly, Nezha said: "I also think Li Xiaozha is pretty good."

"So it's settled then?"

"Well, let's call it this." Nezha said with a heavy heart, "Brother Xiaoqiang, it doesn't matter what you go to school, you must let me go back to the heaven as soon as possible, the situation above is really bad."

It seems that Nezha is the queen after all, and he is still thinking about his battlefield. This is a little boy, so it's hard for him.

I asked Tianjie Doll: "How many emotional coins do I need to send Nezha back?"

The Celestial Doll said: "It is definitely useless if it is less than 3000."

I was taken aback. These days we went around for dinner, fought Zhu Meifang bravely, and Zhou Xuangao stared, but we only earned less than 200 emotional coins, and gave Ao Guang another 50. To save up to 3000, I really don’t know what to do. What year and month is it.

I smacked my lips and said, "We can't go on like this."

The Celestial Doll said: "I am also in the groping stage, I hope it will be better in the future."

I patted Nezha on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it during this time. Relaxing is also for the purpose of better engaging in battle in the future. Would you like to watch TV first?"

Nezha squatted in front of the TV and said to himself: "Well, if I understand this, it won't be a waste of my trip to the human world, and I will install this thing in the Tiangong in the future... Ah, what about clairvoyance and wind ears?" Aren't they going to be unemployed?" This kid is so kind!

……

The next morning I started by teaching Nezha how to use a toothbrush, cleaned him up and knocked on the door on the second floor.

Early in the morning, Wang Fang came to open the door, still dressed neatly. Zhao Qianqian looked like she had just washed up and was eating breakfast in beige pajamas. Seeing that Nezha and I had arrived, she stuffed a big mouthful Bread took a sip of soy milk indiscriminately and said, "Wait for me, I'll go change." Saying that, he went into the bedroom.

Wang Fang smiled wryly, "This kid is just so-so."

Nezha looked at the house, and suddenly said for no reason: "Brother Xiaoqiang, it's time to tidy up your house."

I tugged at him in embarrassment, and whispered, "What kind of mind are you thinking?"

Nezha said: "I don't know if I don't compare. I thought people's houses are so messy now."

I murmured: "I just said that you are kind..."

Wang Fang smiled and said, "It's no wonder that a dog is raised in a place where a man lives. It's a mess."

I thought to myself that Pippi is lying on the gun, without Pippi, my house is even more messy-Pippi cleans up the slippers these days.

Wang Fang asked me: "You haven't eaten yet, go eat something before going."

I sneered and said, "Then what's the point?"

"You're welcome." Wang Fang said, "It's just too embarrassing to let the guests eat leftovers." Having said that, she took out unopened bread from the refrigerator and served us soy milk. It was taken out of the cupboard, it was clean and delicate, I motioned to Nezha: "Eat!"

While we were eating, Wang Fang looked at Nezha and said, "Are you here specially for school?"

"En." Nezha replied.

"Oh, what city were you in before?"

Nezha looked at me, and I hurriedly said, "Tiantang County, a small place."

"Are you from Shanxi? The storytelling says that Qin Qiong sold horses there."

I sweat a lot, is there really such a place?
Wang Fang asked again: "Why did you think of asking your cousin?"

Nezha bit the bread and said, "My family..."

I quickly said: "I heard that the quality of teaching here is good." Wang Fang must not let Wang Fang know that Nezha is a problem boy!

At this time, Zhao Qianqian came out in her school uniform, and said with a smile, "Are you full? Let's go." Now that the child is developing early, Zhao Qianqian's small figure is quite attractive, and she has a youthful vigor.

I put down the bowl and chopsticks and said, "Let's go!"

Wang Fang said: "Take two more bites."

"No, don't be late." I grabbed Nezha and went out the door first. Wang Fang told me from behind: "Drive slowly."

The Heavenly Doll laughed and said, "What a virtuous woman, it's a pity that you were born too late, Xiaoqiang."

I put my hand in my pocket and said, "It's a fart to be born!" Even if I was born in Taiwan at the same age as Wang Fang, Zhao Guozhong was the first to be there when she was 16 years old. When I was 16, I read romance novels and had to use a flashlight in bed. look.

When I got in the car, I looked at Zhao Qianqian and then at Nezha. Zhao Qianqian was fully armed with her school uniform and schoolbag, which made Nezha the leader of the Soy Sauce Party.I said to Nezha, "How about buying you some school supplies first?"

Zhao Qianqian patted her schoolbag and said, "Use mine first if you need anything."

Nezha smiled friendly and said, "Thank you."

Zhao Qianqian patted Nezha carelessly: "From now on, you will be your own, don't be too polite-by the way, I don't know your name yet?"

Nezha and I shouted together: "Li Xiaozha!" I was afraid that he would forget, and he probably had the same worry.

Zhao Qianqian chuckled, "No matter how cute the name is, you don't have to shout it so loudly, right?"

……

When we arrived at the school, Zhao Qianqian went back to work first. I led Nezha to the office to find Gao Dingyan. Everything seemed very busy on Monday morning. Gao Dingyan didn't greet me too much. He took us to the administrative building to find the director of the Academic Affairs Office. The director is a bald old man, so he didn't say much. He quickly took out a stack of forms and asked Nezha a few questions casually. How much work.

Although the process is simple, I also noticed the prestige of Gao Bingyan in the school. This is the famous No. [-] Middle School in the city. Contact on Sunday, and enter directly on Monday-Gao Bingyan has more face in the school than the principal!Zhao Qianqian also told me that Gao Bingyan is an excellent teacher in the country, and he has been on TV interviews at the municipal and provincial levels. He is also a representative of the city's people's congress, and he doesn't think much of it when chatting. , the status is equivalent to that of an elder...

Out of the administrative building, Gao Dingyan glanced critically at Nezha, who had a round cut head and plain shirt and jeans. Anyway, I couldn’t find anything wrong with his mental outlook. Gao Dingyan also nodded slightly, and then said something : "Don't wear jeans in the future, it's not dignified!"

I hurriedly said: "Yes, children in small places don't know so much." I feel wronged for Nezha in my heart. How come the dignified third prince and the vanguard general of the Heavenly Court are gradually portrayed by me as a country turtle?
Gao stared and asked again: "How many points did you score in the high school entrance examination?"

Nezha looked at me begging for help, and I casually said, "It's more than 500 points." It's been too long and I forgot, our high school entrance examination seems to have a full score of more than 600?
Gao stared and murmured: "The background is not very good, you have to work hard when you come to our No. [-] Middle School."

Fortunately, Nezha can handle this problem, nodded and said: "I will."

Gao stared earnestly and said with a smile, "I hope you won't hold back our class." She raised her hand and said, "Go back to class first, that teaching building, Class No. [-] and Class No. [-]."

I whispered to Nezha, "Can you find me?"

Nezha said to himself, "I still know one!"

Nezha walked to the front, Gao Guangyan suddenly changed his kind expression and said, "Ting Qiang, I heard that you had a pleasant talk with Lula yesterday?"

I nodded and bowed my head and said, "It's very pleasant." After I said this, I found that Gao stared at me differently—exactly the same as Zhao Guozhong!I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Lao Jue. No matter how strict her education methods were in the past, she was definitely for the children’s good. Now that Lula is an older young woman who doesn’t love men, she will suffer a heavy blow sooner or later after Gao Guangyan.

"Since we can talk, let's get along more in the future."

"Eh, good."

"Can you talk when you see her?"

"It didn't work at first, but then it sparked a debate because of a couple of Borges' novels, and then it got easier."

Gao stared and clapped his hands: "Look how wonderful this is. They share common hobbies and are about the same age. This is fate."

"Hehe, hehehe." I perfunctorily stared at Gao, I wanted to leave but I was a little worried, so I followed to the door of the teaching building unconsciously.

Gao Bingyan thought of something and said, "By the way, since you have come to school, why don't you go in and have a word with my students?"

"Huh? What did I say?"

"Tell me about your successful experience with your classmates, aren't you a writer?"

"I'm just a writer of online novels, strictly speaking I'm not a writer."

"I understand, isn't it the Mandarin Duck and Butterfly School in the past? That is also a talent, and Zhang Henshui is the representative." Zhang Henshui is so big, you can kill me!
I stopped my steps and pushed back one after another: "No, no, I'm timid when I go on stage, let alone speak."

Gao stared at me and said, "No need to say more, just a few words."

At this time, Tianjie Doll said: "Xiaoqiang, seize the opportunity!"

"What opportunity do you take?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "There are so many children, if you make fun of them, we also have emotional coins to get them - I have been busy these days, and my work has been delayed."

"Is it moral to take children?"

"It's not that you are asked to open a room with them. It will always be a joke, right?"

At this moment, Gao Guangyan has pulled me into the corridor, and Nezha is hesitating at the door of several classrooms, Gao Guangyan said: "Why don't you come to class?"

Nezha whispered to me, "I know you, but where is Class One?" Confused.

Gao Dingyan led Nezha into the classroom. When the students saw the head teacher coming in, they hurriedly sat down one by one. Gao Dingyan clapped his hands and said, "Today we have a new student in our class. Let's listen to his self-introduction."

Nezha was also a little embarrassed standing on the podium, and said succinctly: "My name is Li Xiaozha, hello everyone."

Sitting in the second row, Zhao Qianqian started to take the lead in applauding. There were quite a few girls winking at her below. After all, the appearance of the handsome guy was very effective. Nowadays, it is fashionable for children to be unrestrained and heroic. girl.

(End of this chapter)