don't mess with me

Chapter 3 My Wife Is Sadako

My grandfather was still very unhappy, and then he reluctantly agreed. Looking back now, my grandfather still feels that it was really the best era. He said that if he bought another bottle of wine for the deputy district chief at that time, he would get more If you want a house, it is absolutely impossible now.

This is the origin of the two suites, and it is also the most impressive stroke of our Zhen family so far. It is a deed that my grandfather and my father are proud of all their lives.

When I reached the second floor, Nakato's door was suddenly pulled open, and a lively and beautiful face poked out, asking with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, are you back?"

This girl is called Zhao Qianqian. She is in the first year of high school this year. She and her mother are my tenants. The mother and daughter moved in a year ago because Zhao Qianqian is close to school. minute.

As soon as Zhao Qianqian raised her head, there was a gentle voice in the room saying, "Qianqian, don't be rude, call me brother."

As soon as the door opened, Wang Fang appeared behind Zhao Qianqian. She was wearing a chic floral apron, and her shiny black hair was tied behind her head. Zhao Qianqian's beautiful eyes were completely inherited from her mother, but the lively and active little girl Far less elegant and decent than my mother.

Wang Fang is such a woman, she takes care of herself meticulously, dignifiedly and generously at all times, even if she just came out of the kitchen and threw Wang Fang wearing an apron at the Paris fashion show, it would make people feel that there is no sense of disobedience. She has a perfect oval face, her eyes are like stars, and her every move is full of softness and intelligence, which is pleasing to the eye. She is like a carefully selected image of a good wife and mother in TV commercials. Face.

In fact, this itself has a sense of disobedience. Such a peerless stunner should not have appeared in a third-tier city like ours. Judging from her demeanor and temperament, Wang Fang is definitely the kind of celebrity who has seen the big world and big scenes, but I never I have never met her husband, nor have I seen her work. All her task is to take care of Zhao Qianqian's daily life. Judging from the ease of paying the rent, she is not short of money-the house was just empty during the school year from last year to this year.I also speculated darkly that Wang Fang might be a canary raised by a certain big shot. Of course, this kind of question has not been verified. In short, my female tenant is like a mystery.

Zhao Qianqian didn't like her mother's tricks, and said naughty: "I call him brother, doesn't he want to call you aunt?"

Wang Fang glared at Zhao Qianqian, and said with a smile, "I've stewed some soup. If you're not busy, have a bowl before going up?"

At this moment, Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Wow, it's so vulgar, mother and daughter, are you trying to be ambiguous?"

It was only then that I remembered that I had hired such a person today, and my mood suddenly became gloomy, and I pointed up feebly: "I won't bother you today, I'll go up first."

When going upstairs, the Heavenly Doll said relentlessly, "I'm asking you something, did you have an affair with that soup-cooking girl?"

I broke down and said, "Why are you messing around with something made of cloth?"

When I entered the door, the Celestial Realm Doll immediately said, "Take me out quickly, your pocket stinks to death."

I took it out and threw it on the sofa, and it protested again: "Take it easy!"

"You don't know it hurts." I said, "I'm going to take a shower first."

I took off my sweaty clothes at the door of the toilet, and I came out clean and refreshed. I suddenly felt that the world was much more real. I peeked at the sofa and saw that doll crooked in the corner, looking lifeless. I am full of doubts about the experience of this day-it is said that modern people are under great pressure, all kinds of obsessive-compulsive disorder and hallucinations, the so-called heavenly doll, can't I come up with it?If that's the case... that would be great!

I approached it on tiptoe, whispering: "Heavenly Doll?" It was lying there indifferently, and I raised my voice, "Little Tiantian? Doll?" It didn't make any sign yet.As soon as I picked it up, I thought to myself, "Sure enough, it's all an illusion! Hahaha!"

"I won't say anything. It depends on what you want. It turns out that you have such a ghostly idea in your heart."

I felt like falling into an ice cellar immediately, and said in frustration: "Why did you find me?"

The Heavenly Doll laughed and said, "I'm sorry to disappoint you."

I put it upright on the coffee table and sat facing me, with a very serious expression on my face, "What the hell are you?"

"Didn't I say that? I am a spiritual energy between heaven and earth." After it could speak, even its expression became a lot more agile, and the three lines seemed to be moving.

I subconsciously pulled the towel down: "Then are you a man or a woman?"

"Guess what?"

I said, "If you count loud farts as male and weak farts as female, you harm people without even discussing them, and you are both damaging and poisonous. I think you should be a woman."

"You're the fart!"

I sighed and said, "No matter what you are, I'm going to work, it's agreed, you are not allowed to affect my normal life."

"Are you going to code?"

"Uh... it's writing."

"Take me, take me, I want to see how you cheat people's money."

The place where I live is a three-bedroom apartment, and the one on the sunny side is used as a study by me. I took the Tianjie doll to the computer, opened the document and started to daze.

"My Wife is Sadako" has now written more than 40 words. The hero in the book—let's call him Xiaoqiang No. [-], Xiaoqiang No. [-] met Sadako for the first time on a thunderstorm night. The magnetic field, Xiaoqiang No. [-]’s TV, who was watching "Midnight Ring", suddenly changed, and then Sadako crawled out of the TV just like in the movie. At that time, Xiaoqiang No. [-] was sitting on the toilet and the TV in the living room was far away. On the contrary, I just watched Sadako move out bit by bit, and I wanted to take remedial measures, but there was no toilet paper in the toilet, but Xiaoqiang No. He really thinks that he must never go to a meeting without wiping his ass, even if the other party is a vicious female ghost, and even if he has the determination to break his obsession, it is very difficult, because he was so scared that he lost control of the toilet on the spot, and after Sadako got out of the TV Following the sound of farts and the smell, I found Xiaoqiang No. [-], and then hesitated at the door of the toilet—it was so smelly, Xiaoqiang No. [-] had a night-long confrontation with this famous female ghost with extremely smooth hair. He understands the magic weapon he depends on for survival, so he dare not flush the toilet. During the period, Xiaoqiang No. [-] tried to communicate with Sadako with the limited Japanese learned from RB love action movies, but to no avail.After dawn, the boss of Xiaoqiang No. [-] called to urge him to go to work. He dared not go out of the toilet and was afraid of losing his job. The phone was given to him, and through this detail, Xiaoqiang No. [-] found that Sadako was not as scary as in the legend, and he rushed out of the toilet to go to work tremblingly.

Everyone can imagine the following plot, Xiaoqiang No. [-] has nowhere to go but go home, he has to face her every day, and then he finds out that Sadako doesn't mean to harm him, and the two can communicate by phone, gradually from fear to fear. Curiosity, then pity and pity, one person and one ghost finally attracted each other, and thus fell in love.Sadako is a very delicate girl after she tied her hair up. In the past, her unfortunate experience suppressed her personality. After dating Xiaoqiang No. [-], she became cheerful and aggressive. She likes to watch local Chinese low-cost movies and TV series. Love Fry everything on one high at the moment.Chao is Sadako delivering lunch to Xiaoqiang No. [-] who works overtime in the company, which arouses the envy and hatred of the male colleagues in the company.

It is already a bit difficult for me to continue writing the novel. I have used all the stalks that should be used, and all the burdens that should be lost have been lost, that is, I have encountered a bottleneck period.

I sat there and casually flipped through the previous content, and the Celestial Doll said, "Is this the novel you wrote?"

I snorted.

"Let me see."

I put it in front of the screen and turned it page by page. The Celestial Doll kept urging me to turn the page, and finally said: "Oh, it's so slow, I will do it myself."

Before I figured out what it meant, the mouse wheel suddenly started to move by itself, and the document pages jumped at a dizzying speed. I was surprised: "You still have this ability?"

The Celestial Doll said: "It's all thanks to you, I can command some small objects after I'm full."

After about a few minutes, the Celestial Doll said, "I've finished watching."

"So fast, how is it?"

"The first [-] characters are okay, full of jokes, but since Sadako started cooking for you, there is no laughing point. Also, you plan to live like this in the future? Every day, you can use rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, then you might as well Go write a cookbook."

I scratched my head and said, "This is also the biggest problem I have encountered now, and I don't know how to write it."

"Turn me around."

I turned it to face me, and the Celestial Doll said indifferently and persuasively: "Sadako is a female ghost, it's wrong for you to lose this characteristic."

I unconsciously said, "What do you mean?"

Tianjie Doll said: "You guys want to live a good life, but there must be someone who won't agree. A RB female ghost came to China, fell in love with a man who made her dizzy, and then disappeared?"

I suddenly realized something: "You mean it's time to leave the sea of ​​Fa? For example, Taoist monks who hate evil like enemies?"

Tianjie Doll said: "That's right, there are so many idlers in China, how can a RB female ghost be allowed to run rampant? Besides, why did Sadako come to China from RB? What secrets and background does she have?"

I said excitedly: "It doesn't matter, your setting of Fahai is enough for me to write another 50 yuan."

Tianjie Doll said: "You can't really write it as Fa Hai, it's too cruel, you just write a young female Taoist priest with a protruding front and back, rushing to help the male lead eliminate demons and demons, the more the male lead rejects her, the more suspicious she is. If the child confused his mind, wouldn't the contradiction come out?"

I said, "Then why do you have to write a young version of Miejue Shitai?"

The Tianjie doll sighed: "Oh, you still write online articles with such a brain-you are ambiguous. The female Taoist priest looked down on the male protagonist to find that he is quite cute. In the end, from public to private, she will fight with Sadako no matter what. gone."

I disdainfully said: "You are completely urban nonsense, I hate ambiguity the most."

The Tianjie Doll confronted her: "You think you wrote "Dream of Red Mansions"? Besides, "Dream of Red Mansions" isn't ambiguous?"

"What changed in you? Didn't you just become a street writer in your last life?"

"Tch, I want to write a book to meet you?"

"Shut up, I have to work."

Regardless of its objection, I put it at the base of the wall as if facing the wall and thinking about the past, and then started to code. Although the general direction was there, the female Taoist priest with protruding front and back was not ready to appear on the stage, so I had to pour it again. Zhang Shui.It is said that Xiaoqiang No. 3 invited his colleagues to his house as a guest and watched "Midnight Ring" at night. As a result, there was no Sadako in the disc at Xiaoqiang No. Get a few pairs of [-]D glasses and let the wife climb out of the TV in person.

When I went to bed at night, I threw the Tianjie doll on the sofa as usual and was about to enter the bedroom. The Tianjie doll shouted: "I want to sleep with you!"

I said dissatisfied: "You are a rag doll and not a sex doll, why sleep?"

The Celestial Doll protested, "I'm going to sleep with you!"

I ignored it, and walked straight to the bedroom, and there was a weak voice from the heavenly doll behind me: "I'm afraid of the dark..."

I jumped three feet high: "You are a ghost, what are you afraid of?"

"You are the ghost!"

I continued to walk towards the bedroom, and the Celestial Doll let out a shrill cry. I tried my best to block my ears, but the scream penetrated into my brain through my hands as if I could penetrate the wall, so I had no choice but to raise my hands and surrender.

After entering the bedroom, the Celestial Doll said flatteredly: "Cover me the quilt, hurry up."

I couldn't bear it anymore: "Are you made of cotton yourself?"

"I don't care if I want to cover myself with a quilt."

"It's summer now!"

"I'm going to cover the quilt!"

I had no choice but to cover it with the corner of the quilt, and the Celestial Doll said unhurriedly, "Pillow."

I patiently put it on the pillow.

"Too high."

I rolled up my socks and said, "Then all you have is a pillow."

"Okay, then I'll make do with it."

I took a deep breath, turned off the light and lay down.

After a long time, the Celestial Doll said quietly in the darkness: "Xiaoqiang, are you asleep?"

(End of this chapter)