don't mess with me

Chapter 30 Princess Sickness

Liu Laoliu probably thought I was joking with him at first, and said with a smile, "Give Yan'er the phone, I'll talk to her—well, I have to give her a few words first."

I looked at Liu Xiaoliu's crooked mouth and sighed, "You go directly to my house, we'll go back right away."

Hearing that my tone was wrong, Liu Laoliu said cautiously, "Didn't you really drop your face?"

"You'll know when you see it."

"I'll come right away!" Liu Laoliu hung up the phone in a hurry.

Here, Mo Lihai and Mo Liqing helped Liu Xiaoliu to walk out of the park, while Liu Xiaoliu scolded us: "How did you do it? You just watched me fall to the ground and almost got eaten by a tiger!" All of us were silent, not because we were afraid of Liu Xiaoliu, but because we really didn't know how to deal with a girl who used to be unparalleled in beauty but is still suffering from princess disease.

Listening to her chatter, Tianjie Doll shouted: "Don't say a few words, no one here is your maid!"

Liu Xiaoliu was quiet for a while. Seeing us all looking at her evasively, she couldn't help but complacently said: "Why, have you never seen such a beauty?" Anyway, I really haven't seen it—maybe she is a fairy after all. Although Liu Xiaoliu looks terrible, she doesn't feel it. This is what we are most worried about, lest something happen to her when she suddenly sees her true face. Mrs. Ma in "Dragon Ba Bu" I was scared to death by myself...

Walking to the place where I parked, Ao Guang said, "The four heavenly kings and I will see you off soon." As he spoke, he gave Nezha a hard look, everyone was upset at the moment, and the two of them had no time to quarrel. up.

I quickly ran two steps and opened the co-pilot's door to invite Liu Xiaoliu to sit in. Liu Xiaoliu said proudly and proudly, "Hurry up, my princess is tired."

Nezha was sitting in the back with Pippi in her arms. Liu Xiaoliu frowned, as if she was quite dissatisfied with the car they shared with her. She patted the car door and said to me, "Hurry up and get the horse-drawn cart." Ah, didn't I say I'm tired?"

If I were to lose my temper in normal times, I would be the only one to command people here, whether you are the Four Heavenly Kings or Ao Guang, but now I can only submit to power, so I drove.

"Huh, this car can move by itself?" Liu Xiaoliu looked at everything inside and outside the car curiously, and then expressed his feelings hypocritically, "The world is so beautiful——"

The Heavenly Doll said cautiously: "Princess Six, do you have anything to do when you come to the world on your own initiative this time?"

Liu Xiaoliu said casually, "It's nothing, just for fun."

"Well, we failed to catch you, so please forgive me a lot." This is also the first time I've heard the Tianjie doll speak to people in such a low voice, and I'm afraid it feels uncomfortable.

Liu Xiaoliu waved his hand and said: "Forget it, pay attention next time." It seems that the sixth princess is a bit savage and has a temper, not to the point of killing people at every turn.

I drove the car silently, observing Liu Xiaoliu from the corner of my eye, and she soon spotted the rearview mirror in front of the car door...

Liu Xiaoliu first waved his green hand like a green onion in the mirror, then naturally poked his head forward, and then...

"Ah—" Liu Xiaoliu let out a terrified scream.

I had planned to park the car on the side of the road and looked at Liu Xiaoliu speechlessly.

Liu Xiaoliu's scream showed her vital capacity to instantly kill all female high school bass singers. She held her chin with trembling fingers and screamed, "My face!"

I sighed and said, "You don't feel anything when you hit the ground face first?"

Regardless of Liu Xiaoliu's high pitch, I simply lit a cigarette and said, "Liu Xiaoliu, just accept the reality."

Liu Xiaoliu suddenly put down his hands and said, "Who are you calling Xiaoliu?"

"Your father is Lao Liu, aren't you Xiao Liu?"

"You are bold!"

I puffed out smoke rings and said, "Is it bold to call you Xiaoliu? There was a brother in our dormitory that I called Thirteen for several years!"

Liu Xiaoliu said angrily, "You, who are you?"

The Celestial Doll said: "He is the agent of our Celestial Realm, Xiaoqiang."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Why do you dare to be so rude to me!"

I squinted at her and said, "I don't owe you anything."

Tianjie Doll said indifferently: "If you want to restore your appearance, you will have to rely on him."

Liu Xiaoliu immediately said nothing.

I threw the coat on the car to her and said, "When you get out of the car, cover your face later, don't scare my neighbors."

As soon as my car arrived at the gate of the building, Liu Laoliu hurried over. Liu Xiaoliu wrapped his head in his clothes and followed me silently. I said to Liu Laoliu, "We'll talk about it when we go home."

……

As soon as he got home, Liu Laoliu tremblingly took off the clothes on Liu Xiaoliu's head, took a look under the light, and then silently squatted there with his head in his arms.

Liu Xiaoliu burst into tears: "Father, you must save me!"

Liu Laoliu slammed his fist on the upper of the cloth shoe and said: "I told you to stay in the sky, you have to come down, don't talk about others now, I don't dare to look at you..." The old man burst into tears and was extremely annoyed. Like an old man in the countryside who learned that his daughter was pregnant in the shampoo room.

Liu Xiaoliu grabbed me again: "Xiaoqiang! You have to help me!"

I hurriedly took out the Tianjie doll and looked at it for help. The Tianjie doll said helplessly: "Look at what I am doing, what else can I do?"

Nezha muttered: "I'm sorry Sixth Princess, it's all my fault..."

Liu Xiaoliu kept patting Nezha, crying, "You pay for my peerless looks! You pay!"

I warned her: "Calm down, or I won't care about you." Liu Xiaoliu quickly let go of Nezha.

I whispered to the Celestial Doll, "Can the Emotional Coin really restore her appearance?"

Wawa sighed and said, "I don't know how much emotional currency I need to fully recover. This in our hands must be a drop in the bucket. Let's let her go out first."

"How many emotional coins do we have in total?"

Liu Laoliu glanced at us secretly through his fingers, and the Tianjie doll said: "Stop being sneaky, will I give everything I have to your daughter?"

Liu Laoliu forced a smile and said, "I have trouble, I have trouble."

The celestial doll's hand was flickering with light, and some shiny powder floated towards Liu Xiaoliu's face. With this process, her face gradually changed. Separated, each returned to the general position.After about one cigarette, the light on the Tianjie doll's hand suddenly disappeared, and Liu Xiaoliu's face was frozen at a barely acceptable level - not so scary, but still shocking, so ugly that it is unique I can vividly remember three months at a glance...

The Celestial Doll said weakly: "The emotional coins are all spent."

Liu Xiaoliu couldn't wait to rush to the mirror to take a look, and silently shed two lines of tears: "It's not as good as just now!"

To be honest, I don’t think it’s as good as just now, at least it has a deterrent effect, you can win the championship without doing anything with that flat face, and no one dares to easily judge that this is ugly, But now Liu Xiaoliu has become an ugly girl among ugly girls.

Liu Laoliu comforted Liu Xiaoliu and said, "At least you won't scare others anymore with your appearance like this."

I wondered in my heart: is this true?

Liu Xiaoliu slammed his head into the mirror: "I don't want to die!"

Liu Laoliu hurriedly hugged, the two were tossing, Tianjie Doll said coldly: "I have lost all my emotional coins now, I think if you want to smash your head into a pomegranate, who cares about you?"

Only then did Liu Xiaoliu sit on the sofa sobbing, wiped his tears and said, "Then when you have emotional coins in the future, can you help me restore my glory first?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Such a big event happened in the Heavenly Court, how can you waste all the emotional coins on you in the future?" Liu Laoliu also looked at his daughter in embarrassment, and Liu Xiaoliu was about to die and live again.

Nezha stood up and said, "Don't worry, Sixth Princess, this matter is on my shoulders. I will definitely find a way to help you restore your previous appearance."

Although Liu Xiaoliu didn't believe it, he couldn't help sobbing and said, "What can you do?"

Nezha said solemnly: "These days I'm learning something more powerful than mana, maybe I can help you when I fully understand."

I whispered: "Actually, you can help her right now - just pour 90.00% concentrated sulfuric acid on her face."

Liu Laoliu said: "Even if you can't recover for the time being, after the turmoil in the heavens passes, Father will still help you sooner or later. Don't cry and wipe away your tears."

Liu Xiaoliu gradually calmed down, and said, "Then what should I do now?"

I hurriedly said: "There are many people who are uglier than you, what are you afraid of?"

Under everyone's comfort, Liu Xiaoliu finally stopped crying and said, "Don't let me see the mirror in this house from now on."

Liu Laoliu hurriedly waved his hands: "Quickly, quickly, remove all the mirrors, don't let my Yan'er see it." After talking for a long time, he actually couldn't command anyone in this room—although Nezha was his subordinate, but His identity has always been very special, and he is not like him.In the end, Liu Laoliu had no choice but to find a bath towel to cover up the mirror on the shoe cabinet.Seeing this, my heart softened: No matter how wretched Liu Laoliu is, he will never escape being a parent.

Liu Xiaoliu probably felt compassion, and said to Liu Laoliu, "Father, I'm fine."

Liu Laoliu stayed with my daughter for a while, pulled me aside and whispered, "You can't let her go to the garbage dump with me, and stay with you for a few days first, and be careful not to let her get overwhelmed."

I nodded: "That's the only way."

At this time Liu Xiaoliu suddenly said: "Father, don't call me Yan'er anymore."

"why?"

Liu Xiaoliu said sadly: "I don't deserve this name anymore. I heard Xiaoqiang call me Xiaoliu, so this name is quite good—from now on, I will be Liu Xiaoliu!"

(End of this chapter)