don't mess with me

Chapter 31

It was already late at night to send away the worried Liu Laoliu. Liu Xiaoliu seemed not sleepy, sitting on the sofa speechless, I was afraid that she would be overwhelmed, so I sat with her. He said: "Go to bed, don't you still go to school tomorrow?"

"I'm... not sleepy yet."

Liu Xiaoliu suddenly said: "Go, I don't really blame you for what happened today, if you really have a way to help me restore my appearance, I will definitely thank you." After Liu Xiaoliu calmed down, he seemed much more talkative. But the more I am like this, the more worried I am, just now I am so arrogant, now I am reasonable, such a person is the most terrifying, the tone of the audience, Liu Xiaoliu used to be the most beautiful woman even in the heaven, now there are ugly women in the world She can at least be ranked in the top ten in the ranking competition. This kind of psychological gap is not acceptable to ordinary people. The reason is very simple. Even if the billionaires in the past went bankrupt, even if they still have cars and houses, many people choose to commit suicide. people!

Pippi stood a few steps away from Liu Xiaoliu and looked at her with her head tilted. I have searched pictures of Pixiu on Baidu, and the big mouth and round eyes are not so ferocious, so Pippi looked at Liu Xiaoliu's current appearance quite a bit. close to the meaning.

Liu Xiaoliu waved at it and said, "Come here."

Pippi walked over and leaned against her feet, Liu Xiaoliu patted the top of its head and said, "Just now you gave up your life to save me, thank you very much." It turned out that she still knew everything that happened in Hushan.

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Neither Liu Laoliu nor I noticed that you were going to fall, but Pippi actually sensed it."

"I didn't realize it had such a good nose before." I said.

Tianjie Doll said: "Pixiu has the function of gathering wealth, so it must have a special ability to some kind of breath that we cannot perceive."

I took out 10 yuan and handed it to Pippi's mouth and said, "You performed well today, this is a reward for you."

Pippi swallowed the money in one gulp, wagging his tail around me and smacking his mouth, I pushed it away and said, "Don't push yourself, what you did is worth 10 yuan."

Liu Xiaoliu sighed, took off the gold and silver jewelry from his ears and threw them to Pippi, "Anyway, I won't need them anymore, so I'll give them all to you."

"Hey, don't..." Before I could stop him, Pippi had already chewed all the jewelry in his mouth, eating with gusto.

I repented and said, "I'm so poor that I'm scum, you feed the dogs gold!" The set of clothes that Liu Xiaoliu wore was really beautiful. Generally, fairies are still high-level, and Liu Xiaoliu's exposed skin is as white as snow, and his figure is graceful. Unfortunately, with the current face, there is no artistic conception.

I found out a set of clothes that my mother had worn and gave them to Liu Xiaoliu: "Change on, you won't be able to wear these clothes."

Liu Xiaoliu hugged his clothes and walked to the bedroom without saying a word, and I threw the Tianjie doll in without saying a word: "Help her."

After a while Liu Xiaoliu opened the door and came out, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter - now she finally looked less out of line.Liu Xiaoliu is wearing a black half-sleeve rhinestone T-shirt and a pair of khaki trousers. She looks like a foreign girl working part-time in a restaurant—what good clothes can my mother have at that age, and my mother is on the construction site The one who cooks...

Liu Xiaoliu changed into new clothes, but couldn't help lifting the bath towel on the mirror to look at himself, sighed faintly and said, "It's much more pleasing to the eye." It seems that our aesthetic views are the same.

The Heavenly Doll said: "Xiaoqiang, come here."

"What's the matter?" I walked into the bedroom.

"Go and talk to her. She looks like she's making me nervous. She just asked me if the ceiling lamp is not strong. I'm afraid she'll hang herself there."

I was startled: "You didn't tell her how to unscrew the light tube and touch the switch, did you?"

"If you want to die, you don't have to worry about it. You should pay more attention to things like scissors and kitchen knives at home."

I came out terrified, and saw Liu Xiaoliu was engrossed in looking at the ceiling lamp in the living room in a daze, did he have to die high?

I sat down on the sofa where she was alone, and said cautiously: "Xiao Liu, I heard from your father that you jumped off by yourself?"

"En." Liu Xiaoliu answered absently.

"Why? Miss your dad?"

Liu Xiaoliu glanced back at me: "Do you think I'm such a girl?"

"No..." The seven daughters of Liu Laoliu are all good at causing trouble, so filial piety is not necessary, especially for this kind of young lady who was born in an emperor's family.

Liu Xiaoliu glanced at me and said, "Don't guess, I really just want to come to the world to play."

"Uh, I haven't found anything interesting after living in the world for 26 years. You are often raped by us in heaven, but I'm also curious, do you gods have any spare time activities besides eating and sleeping?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "In the sky we basically don't need to eat, and sleep is not necessary, so I thought of the world to see."

"Oh, I see!" I suddenly realized, "That's boring, what do you mainly want to play this time?"

Liu Xiaoliu blushed for no reason: "I think... I want to find my fate."

"Fate? What is that?"

Liu Xiaoliu murmured: "My seventh sister found Dong Yong the last time she came to the world, I envy her very much..."

I slapped my thigh: "I just miss a man!"

Liu Xiaoliu gave me a hard look, and then his face turned red.

I laughed and said, "You just say it, how can I still laugh at you? We are all young men and women of the right age, and I have the same problem as you - tell me, what kind of person do you want?"

Liu Xiaoliu whispered: "Anyway, we have to find someone better than Dong Yong." Her expression changed, "My seventh sister is not the best among all the sisters in terms of beauty and popularity, so why is she the only one who can do it?" Get a perfect marriage? I...I have to pick and choose!"

"Oh——I understand again!" I said seriously, "Actually, you didn't even think about marrying anyone at all, you just wanted to harm the world. Based on your beauty, er, no, based on your previous beauty, of course you wanted to You can tease whoever you tease, you can walk through the bushes without even touching your body, are you angry with your seventh sister? It's wrong for you to do this!" I said sternly.

Liu Xiaoliu said excitedly: "I never thought about it that way, I just want to find someone who can take care of me like a jewel in my palm."

"Based on your father's status, can't you find him in the heavens?"

Liu Xiaoliu's expression flickered, he didn't know what to say, and he said shortly, "I'm the sixth princess, of course he has to treat me well no matter who he finds, how do I know what he's thinking?"

"Well, you are afraid that your father will find you a political partner of the right family, I understand." As I said that, I glanced at the small bedroom, and if I were to say the right family, it seemed that Nezha was pretty good.

Co-authoring Liu Xiaoliu wanted to come up with a romantic story about a princess living among the people looking for true love. I was really full.

I said, "Now... let's face it, you're like this now, is there any change in the plan?"

Liu Xiaoliu shook his head in frustration and said: "What else can I do, I will never see strangers again, when the heavens are peaceful, I will go back and be my princess."

I said complicatedly: "That's fine, but don't be too inferior. This kind of thing has never been fun since ancient times. Doesn't the seventh child of your family only see her husband once a year?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "That's the Queen Mother's daughter Zhinu, my emperor father has already agreed to the marriage between my seventh sister and Dong Yong."

"Oh, I always confuse these two girls." Speaking of this, I suddenly asked, "Hey, doesn't it mean that there is a year in the sky? If so, wouldn't the Weaver Girl meet the Cowherd every day—Dabao every day? "I thought evilly: Cowherd is suffering a bit, but Zhinu couple lives very frequently!

Liu Xiaoliu said: "It's not that exaggerated. I also heard my father discuss this issue with Lie Xian. The time in the sky is longer, but it is definitely not as long as a year on the ground. A day in the sky is equivalent to 20 years on the earth. Many days."

"Oh, it can barely be regarded as a regional difference-that's okay, the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd can see the Cowherd once a week, which is equivalent to a long-distance relationship."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "You're thinking too simply. Now the Queen Mother has brought the Cowherd to the sky, but he's on the other side of the Milky Way, and wants to meet the Weaver Girl. The two spend the same time."

"This old lady is really cruel!"

Liu Xiaoliu laughed and said, "You are the first one who dares to say that about the Queen Mother."

This is the first time I've seen her smile, and of course it's also the first time I've seen such an ugly girl smile. As for how beautiful Xiao Liuzi must have laughed before, I can only make up my mind.

Seeing that she was in a much better mood, I said, "Why don't you go to sleep for a while?"

"No need...do you have something to eat?"

"Yes, yes, wait!" The sixth princess finally realized that she was hungry, and it was no wonder that she fell from the sky for several days.

I soaked a bowl of noodles and served it to Liu Xiaoliu, and said to Tianjie Doll with a relaxed body, "I can't die for now."

Tianjie Doll said solemnly: "But all our previous efforts have been wasted now. In order to give Liu Xiaoliu a face, I don't have any emotional coins left."

I took out my shriveled wallet and said, "Let me tell you about a more serious problem—we only have 100 yuan left for living expenses! This little money is enough for Pippi to live without hunger for three days, and I'm still far away from my publishing fee." Half a month!"

The Tianjie doll said displeasedly: "Don't make trouble, I'm thinking about big things—by the way, why are you so poor?"

"Yes, I'm poor, I'm not capable—" I said deeply, "But do you want to know the root cause of why I am so poor?" From the time I entertained the Four Heavenly Kings, I couldn't make ends meet, and when Nezha came, it became even worse. It’s expensive, the transfer fee is waived, but you have to pay the tuition and miscellaneous fees, right?Do you have to pay the textbook fee?Do you have to pay the school uniform fee?There are also food and drink expenses, which is not money?Now we are facing the triple poverty of material, spiritual and emotional coins!
Tianjie Doll knew she was wrong, and murmured: "Actually, as long as there are emotional coins, money is not a problem at all."

I said angrily: "As long as you have RMB, emotional currency is not a problem--I will buy you a satellite to broadcast Chinese football 24 hours a day. Isn't it just joy, anger, sorrow, sorrow and sorrow? Any game will be enough." We can't eat enough."

"Let's do this." Tianjie Doll said, "We each think of our own way, you solve the money and I solve the emotional currency."

"You'd better think of something reliable!"

……

After a while, the Celestial Doll asked me cautiously: "I can't figure it out, what about you?"

I proudly said: "I figured it out!"

"any solution?"

I coughed and said, "Zhao Qianqian and the others should pay the rent!"

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Then I figured it out too!"

"What is it?"

"Let's take the rent and rent a satellite!"

(End of this chapter)