don't mess with me

Chapter 59
After I finished the performance, according to the procedure, it was time for the top three contestants to go on stage and wait for the judges to score. However, the audience could not be calm for a long time. Make room for them by sitting on the back of the chair.

The host failed to maintain order twice, so he had to say loudly: "Friends of the audience, friends of the audience, we will pick up the cards later. Let's judge tonight's champion first?"

People said in confusion: "What are you still commenting on, isn't it Zhen Tingqiang?"

The host also had no choice but to cover his crotch with both hands and watch people make trouble.

After another seven or eight minutes of chaos, the audience gradually quieted down.

The host said: "The first three contestants are invited to come on stage, and we will decide the top two to continue the competition."

Only then did Wang Yisan and the others walk up to the stage with different expressions. The contestant who competed with Wang Yisan had a calm expression. It was a surprise that he made it this far, so he didn't care about the results at all. The young magician was convinced by me. , with a smile on his face, only Wang Yisan's face was paler than the powder, and he gave me a faint and resentful look and stood at the edge of the stage.

The following link is to continue to eliminate two contestants, which is also determined by the judges' scoring, but there will be a comment before this.

Up and down the entire stage, the stage has been simply cleaned up, and almost all the playing cards off the stage have been picked up, but there are still traces of being cleaned by the playing cards in the corners, and the scene looks like after a hurricane. Someone can get the missing card out of the neck, and this has almost become my home field.

The head of the Chinese Acrobatic Troupe, who was in charge of commenting on Wang Yisan, took the microphone and before he could speak, an audience shouted at me: "Let's change a few more poker cards, I'm almost ready for a set."

A burst of laughter.

The head of the acrobatic troupe held down the microphone, and waited for the people to laugh for a while before saying to Wang Yisan: "I am optimistic about you this round. The other three contestants' shows are more magical, so I won't say much about it." , Listen to what Elder Zong said?"

Zong Beilu said in a deep voice: "There is nothing to say, it's still the same sentence, young people are awesome, and the future of Chinese magic is bright..."

The Celestial Doll complained, "Balabara, it's all nonsense."

Sure enough, Zong Beilu praised almost every contestant in a big way, but he left me alone. In the end, he changed the subject and said to me with a blank expression: "Don't wait until the show is over for a while." Come on, I have a few questions for you."

The audience laughed again, and everyone knew that this was the best compliment.

After the judges finished their comments, they started scoring. Wang Yisan still got a high score of 92 points. His opponent and the young magician also got a very good score. When it came to me, the final score was 96 points. Anyway, I didn’t Objection, I understand that the judges are also obliged to make the competition more intense besides scoring. If I want to get 100 points back, then the following competition will become a garbage time, and the result is out—I will compete with Wang Yisan for tonight's championship.

The game has been going on here for 2 hours, and the following is a short break. The audience went outside to smoke and go to the toilet. In fact, except for a few programs with a strong sense of presence, most programs will have this part because of the long time. Zong The old man Beilu is almost seventy, it is unrealistic for you not to let him go to the bathroom.

In the background, I first accepted the blessing of the young magician, and the young man excitedly took my hand and said: "Dude, you will definitely become the most powerful magician in China and even the world in the future, and I hope to compete with you on the same stage." Rong!"

I laughed and said, "Thank you too." This is the truth, and I told Lu Dongbin that it was a effort, and if no young magician gave me a big idea, I might have been kicked down long ago.

Another player who was eliminated also said: "Me too, I am also the same. Anyway, I will lose anyway. With an opponent like you, everyone may remember me in the future." He glanced at Wang Yisan as he spoke. I feel a little bit regretful, losing to Wang Yisan is indeed not as good as losing to me, which is a matter of course.

Wang Yisan has been staring at me since he entered the backstage, and then he came over suddenly, and I said alertly: "What do you want to do?" Although this guy looked at his mother and chirped, I guess I was not his opponent in the fight, Not to mention how high his legs can kick, if he is coiled on my body, it will definitely be more tightly bound than Mo Lishou's Zijinlong.

Wang Yisan didn't look like he was going to make trouble, but asked me seriously: "How old are you, Zhen Tingqiang?"

"26, what's wrong?"

"I'm 28 this year, two years older than you."

I said, "I'm 28 years old."

Wang Yisan said with a gloomy expression: "In order to practice this jujitsu, I started breaking bones at the age of four. I practice at least 8 hours a day. Others supplement calcium. I dare not even drink bone soup. You can do it like this!" Are you cruel?"

The young magician said: "Brother, although everyone's performances are different, they are all entertainers. What are you talking about? Those who work with us don't have to work hard, right?"

Wang Yisan said: "That's not what I mean. As long as you don't shake your hands, you can do magic tricks even at the age of 80. But I will never be able to perform on stage again for two or three years. From now on, I will only be accompanied by perennial illnesses." , you are different, didn’t Zong Beilu become famous when he was almost 40 years old?”

The young magician squinted and said, "What on earth do you mean? Do you want Zhen Tingqiang to release water for you?"

Wang Yisan shook his head and said, "How could it be? I'm not that cheap. Besides, even if he doesn't perform well in the next round, he must win in the end. I just want to say, don't blame me for being mean before. On this stage, everyone wants to win, and no one wants to waste more than [-] or [-] years of hard work, especially don't want to see someone get in the way!"

"Uh..." I looked at Wang Yisan and suddenly felt guilty. No matter how much he owed, kung fu is real. This is almost his life's work. As he said, if I didn't intervene in this bar , he is definitely the undoubted champion tonight, my impromptu idea is to ruin his future for the rest of his life!

Wang Yisan patted me and said, "But you have real skills, I admire you."

I am even more ashamed, how can I have real skills?
At this moment, the show started again, and the host called Wang Yisan to come on stage at the front desk. Wang Yisan rubbed his fists and smiled at me and said, "Do the last performance well, and we'll see you later."

The young magician glared at him and said to me, "Dude, don't be soft-hearted, who didn't work so hard to get to where they are today?"

That makes me even more vague - I'm not.

Lu Dongbin pulled me aside and said, "What shall we do next?"

"Uh..." The two laymen were troubled again.

I said to the young magician with a flattering expression, "Well... let me ask you something again."

The young magician smiled and said, "Don't you know what to perform again?"

"What do you say are some classic traditional magic?"

"Great changes to living people, big changes to goldfish, and people left in the air."

"What kind of reform is it to suspend people?"

The young magician suppressed a smile and said, "If I hadn't watched your show, I would have thought you were an amateur. Why don't you even know these things?"

Lu Dongbin said cheekily: "There are too many meetings, I forgot for a while."

The young magician said: "Leaving a person in the air is to let a person lie on a chair, and finally slowly pull the chair away, and the person is still suspended in mid-air. However, this magic is also very performative. The same effect is different. Audience recognition is also different.”

I asked, "Is that kind of wooden box with knives inserted into it a classic magic trick? It's the kind where people get in and stick a dozen knives, and they still survive in the end."

The young magician smiled and said, "That's not up to par."

"Oh, thank you very much."

I discussed with Lu Dongbin: "Can people be changed if they are left vacant?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Yes, but who shall we buy?"

I said: "You."

Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "I can't, I need a lot of mana to hang in the air."

"Isn't this the same as hanging others?"

Lu Dongbin said, "It's not the same. Is it as difficult for you to hold a child in midair as it is for you to float in midair?"

I spread my hands and said, "Then it can only be me hanging in the air?"

Tianjie Doll said: "The visual effect is not good, others will definitely think that you hang Via on the stage for a while, and you may be self-defeating and be eliminated by Wang Yisan."

I think so too, the most amazing thing about a magician is to let the magic happen to other people, this is called a sense of substitution, if you want to see a magician hanging in mid-air, people might as well go on a swing by themselves.

At this time, Wang Yisan was performing hard at the front stage. This time he did not use any props, but simply showed the various limits of the human body. Watching his performance is easy to cause illusions - if such a person commits a crime, he will be imprisoned Here, you can jump out along the gap in the fence, and it's just like ordinary people going through a tunnel.

The host ran over to me in a panic and asked me, "What's your next show——I said next time, can you tell me in advance?"

I chuckled and said, "Secret!"

The host jumped on the spot: "It can't be so awesome, can it?"

"It's so awesome!"

The host also understood that I do have the capital to play big names now, so he ran out with a face of reluctance.

After Wang Yisan finished his performance, the host walked onto the stage and murmured, "Welcome contestant No. [-] Yan Tingqiang, the program he is going to perform is - keep it secret!"

The audience whispered: "Secret? What do you mean?"

Wang Yisan passed me by in the background, smiled and said, "Act well, you haven't won the championship yet."

I grabbed him and said, "Brother Wang, please do me a favor."

Wang Yisan wondered, "What can I do for you?"

I said, "Go to the front desk and perform the show you just did!"

Wang Yisan said: "Why, you think this is karaoke, you can order it again if it sounds good."

I firmly grabbed him and said, "Just treat me as a favor, and besides, you don't want to show your face?"

Wang Yisan's eyes flickered and said: "You won't bully me, will you?"

I let go of my hand and said, "If you don't believe me, forget it."

Wang Yisan gritted his teeth and said, "How can I help you?"

"Go up and replay the show just now."

At this time, the host urged at the entrance: "I invite contestant Yan Tingqiang!"

As soon as I pushed Wang Yisan, Wang Yisan appeared on stage again, and the audience wondered, "What's going on?"

I nodded at the host, but the host was confused, so he could only say, "Okay, let's see what surprise Yan Tingqiang brought us this time."

I said to Lu Dongbin, "Brother Bin, it's up to you."

Lu Dongbin asked suspiciously, "You mean..."

"Take him to the sky!"

From the dance beauty and sound effects, it was seen that Wang Yisan was on stage again, so he had to adjust the stage to the same as the previous show. Someone in the audience quit: "What, go down!"

Wang Yisan glanced back and began to perform jujitsu. Lu Dongbin opened his hands slightly, and Wang Yisan slowly rose into the air in a very imperceptible posture. When his feet were a chopstick away from the ground, the audience They finally stopped calling...

While manipulating Wang Yisan in the air, Lu Dongbin asked me, "Are you planning to appear?"

I said, "Well, I smoke a cigarette."

When the host ran to the backstage, he saw me squatting on the ground smoking a cigarette, and Wang Yisan in front had risen to a height of more than 2 meters...

The host took a deep breath and subconsciously said, "Smoking is not allowed in the background..."

"Oh." I was about to rub my cigarette butt on the sole of my shoe, when the host said, "Forget it, give me one."

The host and I squatted at the entrance of the stage to smoke. Wang Yisan was performing in mid-air. At the suggestion of Tianjie Doll, Lu Dongbin put him on top of the auditorium. , and many viewers used the billboards in their hands to test around him, and said in amazement: "It's not Wei Wei!"

The host asked me, smoking a cigarette: "What are your plans after winning the championship?"

I smiled and said, "I haven't figured it out yet."

"Are you magic or supernatural power?"

I said seriously: "It's magic!"

Lu Dongbin turned his head and gave me a wink, and slowly sent Wang Yisan back to the stage. The host stamped out the cigarette butt, waved at me and said, "Come on, come with me to accept the award."

(End of this chapter)