don't mess with me

Chapter 60 Demon World Invasion
When the host and I walked out of the backstage together, all the audience stood up and applauded warmly for 5 minutes, and the host said in an exaggerated tone: "Oh, oh, Yan Tingqiang really brought us a big show." It is a visual feast, I dare not say that I will see more exciting programs than this in the future, but I promise that there will never be any before!" He smoked my cigarette and praised me for being extra hard.

Wang Yisan stood on the stage expressionlessly, and the host asked him, "How do you feel now?"

Wang Yisan said calmly: "It's amazing, and I and many viewers can testify that I didn't sue Via."

The host stopped him with a smile and said, "No need to explain, we all know magic is fake..."

Wang Yisan said seriously: "It's really not hanging, I feel like I was lifted up to the sky by a mysterious force."

The host interrupted him and said, "Next, I invite the judges to comment."

The camera focused on Zong Beilu, but the old man seemed to be wandering. The performing artist next to him touched him and whispered, "Old Zong, you go first."

"Oh..." Zong Beilu came back to his senses, and said into the microphone, "I've been doing magic all my life, and I never thought that magic can be changed like this. If I were to draw conclusions on Zhen Tingqiang's performance, I would I think he must have cheated!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar.

Zong Beilu immediately said: "But magic is simply an art of cheating. As long as you can't see how he cheats, then he is a great magician! Yan Tingqiang is such a magician!"

applause.

The performance artist smiled and said: "I still want to talk about your performance. At first I thought there was a problem with your performance, but after thinking about it, this may also be your characteristic. We are also tired of the so-called magicians who keep it for a long time." You can't get the dry goods out, in this regard, you win, keep it up."

applause.

The third judge is a famous singer. His existence is to complain about the contestants from the perspective of a layman watching the excitement. He said with a sad face: "I don't want to say anything. After tonight, you will be more popular than me. I dare not offend you."

The audience laughed and applauded.

The host whispered to me: "Our program won't air until half a month later. You can live a normal life for ten more days."

The head of the Chinese Acrobatic Troupe said: "I want to ask a question, have you rehearsed the last show?"

Wang Yisan and I looked at each other and shook our heads together.

The team leader said: "This is what moved me the most. The opponents became friends, and your cooperation was perfect. Our program is called "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons". Today, the performance of the two of you perfectly embodies the purpose of this program." , Others praise Zhen Tingqiang, I want to say to Wang Yisan, I welcome you to our acrobatic troupe, and I hope you will represent our China in this year's World Acrobatics Competition! Of course, the premise is that you are willing."

Wang Yisan was stunned, and then said with tears in his eyes: "I am willing!"

Prolonged applause erupted from the audience, and Wang Yisan quietly said to me: "Thank you, brother!"

The host said loudly: "Okay, this is the end of tonight's competition. I think everyone has their own answers about who is the champion. Next, let's go to the judges' scoring session. Score!"

The scoreboard behind Wang Yisan kept beating, and finally stopped at 98 points. The host said in surprise: "It seems that Wang Yisan's strength should not be underestimated. Player Zhen must be careful."

When it was my turn to score, the judges tacitly gave full marks at the same time, and my final score was 100 points!
The audience stood up again and applauded enthusiastically.

The show ended here, the host left the audience to take a few more shots, and the others could leave.

Backstage, all the contestants also congratulated me with applause, including Wang Yisan, they encountered the strongest opponent in history today, and they also received more attention than other eliminated contestants. To win, sometimes falling in the right place and at the right time is better than fighting your way through.

I waved my hand and said, "Thank you guys!"

Everyone else was packing up, but I had nothing, so I said awkwardly, "Then I'm leaving."

The next match is a semi-final, and it will be tomorrow night. At that time, I will compete with the top five selected in the program. Two winners and the top two of the other five will be selected to win the final championship.

I had just left the backstage and hadn't reached the parking lot when a figure jumped out of the darkness and grabbed me, "Where are you going?"

I was taken aback, only to realize it was an old man by the light of the parking lot, and after a closer look, it was Zong Beilu, the senior magician.

I took a long breath and said, "Scared me, is it the boss?"

Zong Beilu said displeased: "Didn't I ask you to wait for me after the show?"

"Uh...do you have anything to do?" I thought it was a polite remark, but who knew he meant it?

Zong Beilu pulled me under the lamp, and said bluntly, "Which senior's apprentice are you?"

I froze for a moment before I realized that he was asking me who I learned magic from. I faltered and said, "I don't have a master."

Zong Beilu couldn't believe it: "Self-taught?"

"Even so."

Zong Beilu resolutely said: "Impossible!" He looked at Lu Dongbin, who seemed to think that he didn't look like a respected old magician, waved his hands and said, "If you don't want to say it, let me ask you one more thing, you will become a goldfish." What props did you use?"

"This..." I didn't use props at all.

Zong Beilu said: "I understand this is a big taboo in the industry, and I will never let you say it for nothing. How about I exchange a magic trick with you? Have you seen the Great Transformation Guanyin Statue before?"

I nodded: "I seem to have seen it." "Great Transformation Avalokitesvara" is a well-known magic trick some time ago, performed by Liu Xiaoguang, a top magician in China. The specific content is to place a three-story-high Avalokitesvara For example, a magician took a lift to cover a huge red curtain on Guanyin, and after tens of seconds the red curtain was lifted, and the statue of Guanyin disappeared. This is the largest outdoor magic in the history of Chinese magic, and the only one that can be compared with American David.The high-end magic that is comparable to Copperfield, Liu Xiaoguang was only a first-class magician before, and since then he has established the No.1 status of Chinese magic in one fell swoop.

Zong Beilu said: "I will exchange the 'Great Transformation Guanyin Statue' with you. I invented that magic."

After a little thought, I understood: Liu Xiaoguang is Zong Beilu's direct disciple!Unexpectedly, the old man can still invent such a high-tech gadget at an octogenarian age.

Zong Beilu's eyes frantically said: "How about it, just tell me your secret method of transforming a goldfish, and I will teach you the trick of transforming a Guanyin statue. You are still young, and you need such a large-scale magic to establish your reputation. I am just curious." , don't worry, I will never pass on the disciple of the sect, just let it rot in my stomach."

The old man’s two words made me feel a lot of emotions. This is the pursuit of the career of the older generation of artists. For a magic trick, they will not hesitate to find the younger generation with a low profile, and even promise a great gift. If I don’t tell him, he probably won’t be able to sleep well in the future. up.

I scratched my head and said, "Actually, don't take it too seriously, it's just a little cover-up."

Zong Beilu said: "Could it be the photoelectric effect?"

"Huh?" Actually, I didn't quite understand what the old man meant.

"Are the fish tanks and fish fake? Are they all made with laser lights?"

"Oh, it's fake." I hurried down the ladder.

Zong Beilu sighed and said: "There has always been a saying in ancient magic that a vest can turn into a goldfish. It is said that a magician can wear a vest to transform into a goldfish in a porcelain pot. I thought this legend was based on facts. Now It seems that it can only be a legend, and in modern times, only the photoelectric effect can be explained.” The old man looked a little disappointed.

I laughed and said, "That doesn't conform to the scientific basis. Who can wear a vest to conjure a goldfish?" I know a little about this magic trick. The difficulty of getting it out is precisely because of this, so it has become a traditional and classic project. The general explanation is that the magician hangs the fish tank on his lap, and the insiders scoff at it. In general, laymen will never know the truth.

Zong Beilu shook his head and said: "Magic has come to this day, it is inevitable that it has something to do with high technology and light effects, and this cannot be changed. You young people still have a long way to go-come on, let me tell you Let’s say ‘Great Changes to the Avalokitesvara’.”

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "You should keep this for yourself, I won't get better after learning it, and I will spoil good things."

Zong Beilu widened his eyes and said, "You really don't want to know?"

"I don't want to." What can I do now that I know?Do I really like to respect the statue of Guanyin?I can't afford to waste this time.

Zong Beilu didn't expect me to refuse so directly, so he couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "Okay, you have backbone, and you will be feared by young people!" He turned around and said, "Then I can't listen to your secrets for nothing, let me give you two suggestions—— Big-changing goldfish is the most charming of traditional magic. The effect of changing like yours is not the best. You have to work hard on the performance, otherwise it will be easy to be seen as fake. Besides, the reason why classic magic has been performed for a long time is that It’s not because it’s good in itself, but because there are many beginner audiences who want to see the secrets in your many performances, so you don’t need to make new shows every time, and proper repetition can arouse people’s interest.”

I grabbed the old man's hand and said excitedly: "Listening to what you say is better than studying for ten years!" I was having a headache preparing for a new program, and the old man was making me justifiably lazy!
It was late at night when we got home, and as soon as we entered the door, Nezha asked, "How is it?"

The Heavenly Doll said loudly, "Just wait for half a month to return to the Heavenly Realm!"

Nezha encouraged: "Great!"

Lu Dongbin said: "But we didn't send you up to let you be beaten down again. You just use this time to think about the strategy against the enemy."

Nezha nodded and said, "I already have a direction, but I don't know if it will work."

I was interested: "What are you going to do?"

Nezha said: "There are two concepts in physics, one is that the action of force is mutual, and the other is resonance. My idea is to use these two concepts to rearm my universe circle. Now I have based on weight and volume. Calculated the density of the universe circle..."

My head was as big as a fight, and I kept waving my hands and said, "What do you want to do?"

Nezha has already fallen into a frenzied conception, and continued: "Under the gravity of the Nine Heavens, plus my mana, using the speed and the characteristics of the Qiankun circle itself, if the power is used properly, I can make it happen within the material. Resonance..."

I yelled: "Stop! You are the 38th student in the class, you mention physics to me? You just tell me what kind of effect you want to achieve in the end!"

Nezha said word by word: "In short, if my theory is true, my Qiankun circle can become countless Qiankun circles! At that time, tens of thousands of Qiankun circles will be released, and he can be a god or a god. There is nowhere for monsters to hide!"

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other with a smirk, and then said together: "I don't understand!"

Nezha said excitedly, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, as long as I understand!"

Lu Dongbin said, "I believe him!"

I said: "Sleep!"

……

At noon the next day, I was searching casually on the computer to see if I could create some new magic programs. Liu Laoliu called me and told me to go to his place immediately.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"It's urgent!" Liu Laoliu didn't say much, and then said, "Bring my daughter, too, I miss her."

When I took Lu Dongbin and Liu Xiaoliu to the garbage compound, Liu Laoliu had already placed a cut watermelon in the courtyard, and a circle of upturned trash cans was placed around the small table as a bench.

I walked into the compound first and pointed at Lu Dongbin behind me: "Bingge, you all know each other, right?"

Liu Laoliu enthusiastically said: "Xiao Lu is here too, sit down, you don't have to be restrained here."

"Haha, this environment is quite... special." Lu Dongbin sat down and greeted Lao Yan, and the two began to eat watermelon.

Liu Xiaoliu put his head into Liu Laoliu's arms and said coquettishly, "Father."

Liu Laoliu looked away and said, "Yeah, she's much prettier than before, let's eat melons."

Liu Xiaoliu glared at his father, and sat in a row with Lu Dongbin and Lao Yan to eat watermelon.

Liu Laoliu pulled me aside and said, "Xiaoqiang, something really happened this time!"

"Don't scare me, you didn't say that when the Four Heavenly Kings and your daughter fell down."

Liu Laoliu said: "Compared to this, they are really nothing."

The Celestial Doll asked, "What's the matter?"

Liu Laoliu pointed to the sky and said, "It's true that someone fell from the sky again, but this time it's not ours!"

The Heavenly Doll said in amazement, "Did someone from the Demon Realm make a move?"

Liu Laoliu nodded solemnly!
(End of this chapter)