don't mess with me

Chapter 61 Entering the Finals
Hearing this news, my friends and I were shocked...

People from the devil world?What it is?My mind is full of the "Terminator" series now, and this movie can be summed up in one sentence: the savior must die!Although the savior did not die in the end, it was because of the protection of a hunk like Schwarzenegger (although he was a villain in the first part), and in the first part the savior was just a little boy. There are almost no restrictions after the classification of American movies. But the bottom line is that there can be no scenes of child abuse, that is to say, even if the protagonist protects the savior, the director will jump out at the last moment and smash the villain to death with the camera. After all, it is a movie, and I am living in reality. I am a young and middle-aged man, and I am also a wretched otaku street writer. An image like me is most suitable for dying at the beginning of the movie to attract the hatred of the audience...

I grabbed Liu Laoliu and said, "Who's down here?"

Liu Laoliu said: "I can't be sure yet, and I don't know where he fell, but Lao Yan can clearly feel the other party's evil spirit."

I said, "Why can only Lao Yan feel it?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It has something to do with his identity."

I wondered: "By the way, I forgot to ask you all, who is Lao Yan?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Haven't you guessed his identity yet? Who can burn you a car and drive it?"

I was not sure: "My son?" I was surprised, "Damn, Lao Yan won't be my future son, right?"

Lao Yan fell headlong into the watermelon...

Liu Laoliu nodded at my forehead and said: "You really want to die, Lao Yan is the King of Yama, which is what you call Lord Yama!"

"Wow!" I jumped to a height of more than 3 meters, fell and sprained my ankle, "No way?"

Liu Laoliu said, "What do you think?"

I rushed to Lao Yan and put my hands together and said, "It's a sin, a sin, if you don't remember the faults of a villain, just treat me as a fart, and I will apologize to you."

Liu Laoliu was dissatisfied and said, "I've never seen you respect me so much."

I glared at him and said: "It's better for the county magistrate to take care of it now. I will fall into his hands sooner or later. The most feared thing for the peasants is of course the village chief. The high-ranking officials have nothing to do with him?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "Those who don't know don't blame it, don't be too polite."

I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and said, "Master Yan, let me ask you something. How is my great-grandfather doing with you?"

"What's your great-grandfather's name?"

"Looking at the genealogy, it seems to be called Zhen Huan."

Lao Yan shook off my hand and said, "I would pick up thousands of people a day in my spare time, how would I know who your great-grandfather is—can your mayor name everyone in the city? "

"Uh... yes."

Old Yan said: "However, I have the impression of the heinous people. Without your great grandfather, I would have been reincarnated a long time ago."

"Oh, that's fine, that's fine."

Liu Laoliu said: "Because Lao Yan often stays in the underworld, he is more sensitive to evil spirits. It is a fact that someone fell from the devil world, but I don't know what happened to this person, whether he was beaten down by our people or he took the initiative. We don’t know the situation when we come down to investigate, but you can rest assured that since he came to the world, his mana will also lose its effect, so you don’t have to be too afraid.”

"Fart! What if I meet a martial arts master like Nezha?" I grabbed Lao Yan's hand and shook it vigorously, "Master Yan, you can burn me a gun, or you can use an electric baton."

Old Yan smiled and said: "No, if I cook something for you again, I will become your son."

"I'm your grandson, okay?"

"That's not okay, it's not like you haven't seen the power of Tianlei before."

Liu Laoliu said: "I will let Xiao Lu protect you 24 hours a day."

I looked at Lu Dongbin and said, "Brother Bin, can you fight?"

Liu Laoliu said: "That said, Xiao Luna is also a famous sword fairy in the heaven."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "In this way, if someone is difficult for you and I will help you hold back, you run as far as you can."

The Heavenly Doll said: "If the person from the Demon Realm falls, we can't check him?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Unless we are face to face with Lao Yan, I won't recognize you or me."

Liu Xiaoliu ate the watermelon and said, "Father, someone wants to recognize me as a goddaughter, do you agree?"

Liu Laoliu frowned and said, "You know the rich old man on a blind date?"

I hurriedly said, "It's not what you think—" I told Liu Xiaoliu about saving Director Hu, glanced at him and said, "Just like your daughter is now, which rich old man dares to make a wrong decision? "

"So that's the case." Liu Laoliu slapped his thigh and said, "Then why didn't you agree?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I'm afraid you will be unhappy."

Liu Laoliu said: "You child is stubborn, we are in trouble in the world now, if you don't make good use of such a convenient condition, you will agree to see him next time."

"Oh." Liu Xiaoliu responded.

Old Yan said: "I heard from Xiao Lu that you are going to do magic tricks today?"

Tianjie doll said: "Yes, we have already figured out how to earn emotional coins and send Nezha to help."

Liu Laoliu said to me: "Well, the idea is not bad, but Xiaoqiang, you have to grasp the scale."

"What scale? We're on a serious show."

Liu Laoliu said: "I'm not joking with you, you have to save enough emotional coins and get out in time, you don't really want to be a magician, do you?"

"Why can't I?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Xiao Lu can't help you all the time, he will return to the heaven sooner or later, besides, if you really become a celebrity, it will be inconvenient to receive our people in the future."

I murmured, "It's just a little bit of sweetness to welcome you all--" I agree with what Liu Laoliu said, as soon as Lu Dongbin leaves, I, a magician, will immediately wear him out, not to mention turning into a goldfish and wearing a cotton monkey My hands tremble when I become a table tennis ball. This magician is not the same as a singer. As long as a song becomes popular and you don’t sing it, someone else will sing for you. You can't let others change for you, people will forget about you if you don't show up for half a year.

I handed Lao Yan a cigarette and said, "Being your agent must have some advantages, right? Master Yan, can you give me ten years of life first?"

Old Yan said cheerfully, "You want to live ten years longer with just one cigarette? If everyone is like you, why won't tobacco companies sell cigarettes as ginseng?"

I hurriedly said, "One box is fine. I still have two at home if you like."

Lao Yan lit a cigarette, and said leisurely: "Actually, I'm not counting the life expectancy."

I was surprised and said, "Who has the final say if what you say doesn't count? Isn't there such a saying - the King of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch?"

Old Yan said: "As the saying goes, but the life span of a person is really not something I can manipulate at will. In the book of life and death, everyone has a certain number for each person. For example, if you want to live, you can live to thirty..."

I jumped up and said, "Don't curse me!"

"It's just an analogy. For example, you can live to thirty. When your life is up, I will send a kid to arrest you. That is also according to the rules. To put it bluntly, we are a law enforcement agency, not a legislative agency."

"Can't you abuse your power or something?"

"No."

I sighed and said, "It seems that Brother Yan is also a part-time job."

Old Yan was stunned and said, "Why did I suddenly descend two generations?"

Liu Laoliu said: "You can't do him any favors, he doesn't care about you calling him brother, it's just giving you face."

Old Yan said: "I can help you find out how many years you have lived."

I hurriedly waved my hands and said, "Don't, what if I'm only 30 years old? Even if I live to be 90 years old, I won't be able to survive the remaining [-] years."

Old Yan laughed and said, "Xiaoqiang's words are really philosophical, no wonder he's a writer."

I ate a piece of watermelon, wiped my hands and said, "Don't talk about it, it's time to go to the show. Is it what you want me to stop now?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It can't be accepted yet, at least we have to persist until the finals. If there is not enough emotional currency, there will be no such opportunity again."

I said, "This is a program that can be watched all over the country. Why isn't it ten times more profitable than 'Four Heavenly Kings vs. Urban Management'?"

Tianjie Doll said: "The effect is good from the scene, but who knows what it will be like in the TV broadcast, and most of the audience in the magic show expressed surprise, which is not in line with our five emotions. It can only be made up by the quantity, so you must You have to make it to the finals to be guaranteed."

I looked at my watch and said, "Then let's go, there will be traffic jams on the road and it will be almost the same."

Liu Xiaoliu got up and said, "Father, I'm leaving."

Liu Laoliu put his arms around my shoulders and sent me out of the gate of the compound: "Anyway, I've called you this time to remind you to be careful, and I'll give you twelve extra words: don't grow, don't branch, relax Mentality, game life."

I said, "What do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu chuckled and said, "It means that we don't have any benefits for you for the time being, so don't worry about it."

"you!"

Liu Laoliu pointed at me: "However, no matter whether you become a fairy or a sinister in the future, our old acquaintances will definitely take care of you. If you take the high-level route now, are you afraid that we will not have the opportunity to repay you in the future?"

I said with a sullen face, "Just don't retaliate when the time comes."

Liu Laoliu laughed and said, "Repay or revenge, it's up to you."

I shouted: "If you don't give me tomorrow, I will make it difficult for you to live even now!"

Liu Laoliu pushed me away and said, "Okay, okay, you are not the mistress of a corrupt official."

……

When I arrived at the studio, the audience had already changed, so there were no star-chasers to cater to my vanity that urgently needed to be satisfied. Only the director and the host were particularly enthusiastic about me, and they even gave me a separate room for makeup.

The director sized me up and said, "Are you still in that outfit?"

I spread my hands and said, "I changed into a pair of big pants."

The director waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's up to you tonight. As long as you don't perform abnormally, the other contestants won't be able to play."

I asked, "Isn't that hot girl and the perfect pair here?"

The director said: "The lottery has been drawn until tomorrow. If it weren't for you, tonight's show would almost be garbage time, so please."

I nodded, feeling a little disappointed, I still hoped to see the hot girls and the perfect combination.

Tonight, I will be competing with the champions who have been determined in the two episodes of the show that have not been aired, plus three other champions who are not very popular. There are six people with me, and four of them are performing magic tricks.This time I came in third.

After the show started, I started to be a little absent-minded. Although it was the semi-finals, today’s game was much inferior to yesterday’s in terms of player status, audience performance, and judges’ comments. Even if I didn’t show up yesterday, I was still happy Yes, because everyone is unanimously optimistic about Wang Yisan. With this psychological expectation, coupled with my breaking expectations, the climax continued, the audience was ignited, and the judges were inspired. Only then did there be classic scenes.

Today's audience has the mentality to complete the task. The judges were too excited yesterday, and they were all weak. The competition process is that six contestants will draw lots. The three winners will enter the next round, and then they will each perform a show. The top two were selected by the judges to advance to the finals. The contestant who got me was also performing a magic show. He also committed the problem of judging people by their appearance. Seeing me sitting in a corner without a decent costume, I thought I'm sure I'll win, he's behind me, I turned into a goldfish once on stage, and his complexion suddenly became very bad.

The judges also knew very well that today I would be left behind to advance no matter what, especially when Zong Beilu saw that I had listened to his advice well and kindly, and gave him full marks. Wine, after I turned into a goldfish, the scene was still lively.

I successfully entered the second round, and I did not intend to return to poker in the second program. One was that I was not in the mood, and the other was that the host described to me the difficulties they had in cleaning up yesterday, so I simply borrowed from the program of the young magician and used An ordinary deck of poker performed a card steal, but this time before I opened the cards, I asked the host to live broadcast the live sports lottery draw tonight on the big screen, and I immediately opened the glass cover as soon as the last number was released. Tonight's winning numbers were written on the poker card, and the audience was a little excited.

The result was that in the last session, the judges praised the other two contestants and gave me the highest score together. I got the ticket to the finals without any surprises.

This game is not a good thing for Tianjie Doll and me. Without a strong opponent, the game is dull and boring, and it is difficult to arouse the audience's emotions. Naturally, our income will also drop sharply. The perfect combination has both entered the final, which is bound to be an exciting game.

The date of the finals is set to be more than half a month later, and it will be broadcast live nationwide at that time.

(End of this chapter)