don't mess with me

Chapter 62 Academician
In the next two or three days, we don’t have any new moves, and we don’t plan to go elsewhere to bloom. After all, national programs like "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" are hard to come by. Not everywhere, I write Novels, reading gossip, and I don’t bother to talk about things like wedding banquets that can’t be earned. Liu Xiaoliu is still tirelessly waiting for someone to ask her out. Lu Dongbin has become obsessed with chess on TV these days Channel, life is leisurely and peaceful, we are like a big dog who sold a coal mine, just waiting for a huge sum of money to suddenly appear in the account.

This day after lunch, Nezha found out his Qiankun circle and bowed his head silently on the sofa. While rubbing this treasure, he frowned as if he was thinking about some complicated and difficult problem. He raised his head and said, : "Brother Xiaoqiang, do you know anyone who is good at physics?"

I thought for a while and said, "The person I know best about physics should be our high school physics teacher." I majored in Chinese language and literature in college, and I have never dealt with physics before, so most of the people I know are good at physics. The deepest is limited to high school teachers.

Nezha shook his head and said, "The middle school physics teacher is no good. I have asked all the physics teachers in our school. They can't solve my problem."

"What's your problem?"

"The question of the universe circle, I want to use the density and resonance principles to make it into multiple entities..."

I was surprised: "Those teachers said that?"

"Some of them said I was messing around, and some told me to get out."

I laughed and said, "Then you have met a good teacher. If you asked such a question in our meeting, you must call your parents." That is to say, the current teacher has seen many students in the rebellious period, and met students looking for a partner on the street. They all turned a blind eye, they must have thought that Nezha was out to make trouble.

Nezha said: "I think they can't help me with theoretical knowledge even if they want to help me, they have to find the top ones."

"Top? Or the best?" Nezha is now a freshman in high school, and most of his knowledge is still in the ancient stage. Even I find it absurd to come out of his mouth.

Nezha nodded seriously and said, "I now need an expert to help me provide solid theoretical support. If there is no problem in theory, I can proceed to the next step. Otherwise, I have to re-conceive. I can't afford to waste time."

I asked Tianjie Doll: "Are there any famous physicists in our city?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Look it up online."

I turned on the computer, entered a few keywords of "this city, physicist", and hit Enter, and suddenly a long row of red-marked URLs appeared. I flipped through them one by one, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, there really are."

The news was found on the official website of the city's daily newspaper: Mo Cheng, a famous physicist and the only academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences in our city, returned to his hometown today to spend his old age in peace.I clicked in and saw that the release date was half a year ago.Mo Cheng is 76 years old this year. He has been living in BJ before. He is a famous physicist in my country and even the world. He focuses on experimental physics. He has verified many classical physics theories throughout his life.The following is a brief introduction to his life and the honors he has received, which is a long list.

"This should work, right?"

Tianjie doll said: "Experimental physicist? Isn't Nezha looking for theoretical support?"

"After all, he is an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences! Do you think experimental physics is about doing simple experiments and keeping equipment? That's a warehouse keeper."

The Heavenly Doll said, "How can we contact him?"

I flipped through the website and said, "It doesn't say where he lives?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Ask Director Hu, he must know!"

"Is this appropriate?"

"It's suitable, this time it happens to be within his scope of authority, and it's not too difficult."

"Oh." I started to check Hu Tielan's phone number. In fact, I didn't want to bother him all the time. Although Liu Xiaoliu saved Lao Hu, it would be bad for people to think that sticking brown sugar would be bad.

After the call was made, Director Hu seemed very enthusiastic: "Xiaoqiang, how is your show going?"

I said, "It's okay, just wait and watch the show."

"It seems that this is not eliminated?"

"Look at what you said, it seems that I really went to make soy sauce."

"What's the matter with you looking for me?"

"Uh... yes."

"I knew it, you definitely wouldn't chat with an old man like me, tell me, what's the matter?"

"Mo Cheng, do you know?"

"Mo Cheng?"

"It's the physicist who returned to our city for the elderly years ago."

"As soon as you said it, I got the impression that he is an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, right?"

"Correct."

"What did you ask him for?"

"Uh, I have some physics questions to ask the old man."

Director Hu laughed and said, "Why do you ask a physics student for advice as a writer? Even if you really need to use relevant knowledge, you can just make up one. Who will be serious with you?"

"You don't know, readers are serious now, if you don't make it up, they will definitely say that your physics teacher died early."

Director Hu said: "What do you need to make up, I will make it up for you. I was good at physics when I was in school."

I laughed and said, "I won't quarrel with you anymore. In fact, my cousin needs a good teacher."

Director Hu said: "Your cousin is at most a high school student, can he be taught by an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences?"

"He..." I made up nonsense, "he is going to participate in the national physics competition, and he is going first."

Director Hu said: "I'm not joking with you anymore. The old man Mo Cheng's identity is quite sensitive. Officially, it is a national treasure, but in our eyes, it is troublesome. This kind of high-end talent goes out to travel or visits the country's national security. It is not easy for you to see it, and I heard that the old man is already confused."

"Confused?"

"It seems to be a sign of senile dementia. You will be confused for a while and sober for a while. You must retire because you can't learn. I advise you to find another way."

Tianjie Doll said: "It's better to be confused, and won't tell our secret."

I nodded and said, "We'll see for ourselves. Can you tell me his home address?"

"It's nothing to tell you, but you can't get in either. He's living in the military compound now, and no one else can get in there."

"Huh? We've become idlers."

Director Hu said: "Since it's the benefactor's request—how about it, I'll send someone to take you in, but if the old man gets confused, there's nothing I can do."

"Thank you very much, I will try not to bother you in the future."

Director Hu said: "I'll do this kind of small favor as soon as I can. You are also being pestered by the child's parents, right?"

"Who?"

"Your cousin, today's parents expect their children to become dragons, and to participate in a competition actually ask academicians to give their children extra lessons. This kind of thing is absurd, but it is understandable. If the old man turns his face, you should run away quickly. Don't say that I arranged it." ah."

"understood……"

……

In the afternoon, Zhao Qianqian came to find Nezha to go to school, and Nezha said, "I won't go in the afternoon."

Zhao Qianqian was surprised and said, "Why?"

"I have something to do." Nezha said simply.

I said, "Please help Xiao Zha take another leave."

Zhao Qianqian said: "I invited you once last time, what if Gao Dingyan doubts it?"

I said, "Then let her call me and I'll tell her."

"It's so cool!" Zhao Qianqian said, "Whenever my mother can support me like this--Where are you going, take me with you!"

I laughed and said, "I'm afraid your mother will eat me."

Not long after Zhao Qianqian left, I received a call from Lin Hai: "Xiaoqiang is going downstairs."

"Are you going with us this afternoon?"

"what happened?"

"How embarrassing to let the captain of the criminal police team accompany you personally?"

Lin Hai smiled and said: "Stop talking nonsense, it happens to be fine this afternoon, hurry up."

I looked around the room and said, "Who is going?"

Liu Xiaoliu stretched his waist and said, "I'm going to relax."

Lu Dongbin pointed to the TV and said, "You guys go, I have to watch this chess game."

The three of us went downstairs, Lin Hai was smoking in the car, he asked Nezha: "You are going to participate in the physics competition?"

Nezha said, "Brother Lin, thank you for your hard work."

I was sitting in the co-pilot, Lin Hai said: "Then let's go?"

Liu Xiaoliu patted the back of his seat from behind: "I pinched it, pinched it, smoked it."

"Hey, I pinched." Lin Hai has always had a good temper in front of Liu Xiaoliu.

When we arrived at the gate of the military compound, there were indeed two sentries standing guard here. Lin Hai took out the police officer and said, "Hello, comrade. I am from the Municipal Public Security Bureau. I want to find academician Mo Chengmo."

The sentinel said blankly, "Why are you looking for Mr. Mo?"

Lin Haidao: "I encountered some academic problems in the process of handling the case, and I hope to get help from him."

The sentinel said: "We have to ask our superiors for instructions."

Lin Haidao: "We will come out soon."

The sentinel said: "This is the principle."

Lin Hai smiled and said, "Brother, I also served as a soldier in our military region. My name is Lin Hai, and I belong to the reconnaissance company of the XX Third Regiment."

The sentinel's expression changed: "Are you Lin Hai?"

Liu Xiaoliu poked his head out and asked, "Is he famous?"

The sentinel said: "The shooting champion of the whole army that year is of course famous." He saluted Lin Hai, "Hello, old squad leader!"

Lin Hai replied with a salute: "We haven't saluted for many years, can we go in?"

The sentinel looked very affectionate and said: "Old squad leader, I'm afraid that your trip will be in vain. Everyone knows that Mo Lao is already confused."

Lin Haidao: "Let's try it, thank you."

As the car drove on the road in the military compound, Lin Hai shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Soldiers only recognize soldiers, and the police are not good in front of them."

I said, "I can't see that you are still a top student."

"That's all in the past."

We found Mo Cheng's residence, which are all single-family, quadrangle-style residences. The small second floor is actually a small villa.I went forward and knocked on the door, and a nanny in her 40s came out and opened the door after a while.

I said, "We are here to ask Mr. Mo some academic questions." Oh, I really feel that I am more high-end and foreign when I put academics and questions together...

The nanny was surprised: "Don't you know his physical condition? This is the first batch of guests since he came back."

I said cautiously, "Then can we meet him?"

The nanny said: "It's not that I don't want you to see him, sometimes he even forgets who he is..."

Nezha and I looked at each other in blank dismay. We didn't expect the old man to be so confused, but we came here with the mentality of giving it a try, so we weren't too disappointed.

I said to Nezha, "How about...let's go."

At this time, someone in the room asked a long time: "Who is it, Cuihua?"

The nanny said loudly, "It has nothing to do with you, I just passed by." Then she told us, "Actually, my name is not Cuihua."

"Let them in!" said the old voice with incomparable majesty.

The nanny could only turn sideways to let us in, while reminding us: "Go in and say a few words and leave. He thought his students were here."

When we walked into the living room, we saw an old man sitting upright in the middle of the living room. His gray hair was combed meticulously, his chin was clean, and he stared at us without blinking. It is the light of wisdom that only great scholars have.

But we all have a feeling - the old man is really confused!He must have mistook us for someone else!

Sure enough, the old man pointed at Lin Haitou and said, "You are thin, have you finished the paper I asked you to write?"

Lin Haidao: "It will be soon, it will be soon."

The old man nodded and pointed at Liu Xiaoliu, "Is this your wife?"

"Uh, yes!"

In fact, the old man didn't listen to what he said at all, and suddenly pointed at me and said, "I heard you got divorced again?"

I said with a bitter face, "I haven't finished yet."

"Oh." The old man was relieved now, and then pointed to Nezha and said, "The child is so old, you were not happy when I introduced Xiaoqin to you."

I whispered to Lin Hai, "The old man is still warm-hearted."

Lin Hai also whispered: "I think we'd better go..."

At this time, the old man also seemed to think that the greetings should stop here, and said seriously: "Is there anything you don't understand?"

I looked at Nezha, and Nezha resolutely said: "Under the known density and gravity, can the principle of resonance be used to instantly displace one object and turn it into two?"

After hearing this, the old man patted the chair and said loudly: "Absurd!"

I secretly raised my thumb and said, "As expected of an old scientist, even if you are confused, you will know that this is unreliable."

The old man said: "You didn't even count the pressure, how could you succeed?"

Nezha scratched his head and said, "I don't care about pressure, does it have anything to do with pressure?"

The old man said angrily: "Of course! Did you not listen carefully when I was giving lectures?"

(End of this chapter)