don't mess with me

Chapter 67 Undead Warrior
When I heard the news, I became very worried-the enemy is hiding in the dark, and the strength is stronger than us. We are so angry that our big move will be deleted, and others can use it casually. Our guns are not as good as people's skills. Forget it, the referee still pulled his hand, how can this fight be fought?

Moli Kaidao: "What should we do now?"

Mo Liqing said: "I have to find my sword first."

Mo Lihong said: "Big brother, second brother and third brother, let's fight!"

Mo Lishou said: "But do you know where Ao Bing is?"

I was full of depression and said: "I know what to do-you first ask about their residence, and then we bring some snacks and fruits to the door to ask for peace. If you want to fight or kill, you can choose. If they are magnanimous, you don't want to help Tianting. When I go back, I will immediately turn against you. As for me, people will let the past go and let me go as a fart. I will go back and be my street writer, so I will write down your stories. If you update them every day, you can become a little rich. Ze’an, isn’t the dark style popular now? The villain’s victory is worth celebrating.”

Mo Lihai was surprised and said, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?"

I squatted on the ground and said, "I'm tired of the world."

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't be like this either. They dare not show up to show that they still have scruples about us. Didn't people fall from the sky during this time? This is a good sign, and we will win sooner or later."

I murmured: "It's not good for me if you win the battle - when the masters of the devil world will fall to the world, you will slap your ass and go back to be a fairy, and I will become a little penguin Doudou. You go up and down, I am now the bracket in the middle of the seesaw, no matter what, I will suffer.”

Mo Liqing said: "We are not such dishonest people."

I said, "You shouldn't have dragged me into this because of your loyalty."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "It's fine if you get used to it, look at me, don't I also enjoy being an ugly girl."

I curled my lips and said, "You are an ugly girl and your life is not in danger—if you are in danger, it is the danger of others."

Lu Dongbin said awkwardly, "Xiaoqiang is very negative."

Tianjie Doll said solemnly: "Xiaoqiang, I'm going to ask you a question now."

"what?"

"Do you regret following us?"

"You guys found it yourself, okay? It's as if I hate the poor and love the rich."

"Okay, let me put it another way. Have you regretted your decision to help us?"

I said bluntly: "Yes, after getting along with you, you will either offend this one or that one. Anyway, there is no one to mess with. It's just a matter of making friends and making some money accidentally. Being with you is using your life to be cute!"

The Celestial Doll said: "Now I give you a chance to choose again, do you want to continue helping us or leave?"

I glanced at it and said, "I want to leave you, not to turn me into..."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "That was just a joke with you, I don't have any magic power, even if I did, I wouldn't do anything against the laws of heaven."

I was silent.

Mo Liqing became anxious immediately: "Xiaoqiang, you can't leave us alone!"

Mo Lishou also said: "Without you, we will never go back, and the Heavenly Court will lose the battle..."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Don't talk about it, it has nothing to do with him. After all, he is a mortal, and we have no right to ask him to do anything for us." The Heavenly Realm Doll said to me, "As long as you choose to leave, we will leave immediately. Let's go, I will never bother you again, we will try our best to deal with the demons, no matter whether we win or lose, we will never let them harass you."

Everyone formed a circle around me, looking at me intently.

I tentatively said, "I want to choose to leave, do you really just leave?"

The Celestial Doll said, "Trust me."

"If I don't care about you, you will all be living in the world, and finally die in despair, right?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "Don't worry about these things, the baby is right, we can't ask you to shed your blood for us unconditionally, and you don't owe us anything."

Mo Lihong said weakly: "Xiaoqiang, think about it carefully, at worst we will treat you to barbecue in the future."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I'm fine and I won't be fooling around in front of you anymore." Others are using beauty tricks, but she is using ugly tricks, if she doesn't keep flirting in front of my eyes, it will be a real blessing.

The Heavenly Doll said: "Stop talking, let him choose."

From the time I realized the present scene, the Tianjie Doll and I flashed back quickly in my mind. We conceived novels together, met with the Four Heavenly Kings, Brother Doufeng, spent dinner together, blackmailed Ao Guang together, gave speeches to children together, Brother Dou Zhan, although sometimes it’s quite embarrassing, and this guy has been leaking water, but it’s still very warm in retrospect. These friends I just met, they eat me, drink me, live with me, and keep making trouble for me , the trouble is solved and continue to make trouble, almost unreservedly treating me as their old grandmother, but damn, it's actually quite warm when you think about it...

I stood up and sighed: "Forget it, it's not safe to let you harm me in the world, so I might as well send you away out of sight and out of mind."

Mo Liqing said happily: "You are still willing to help us." The four heavenly kings cheered and celebrated.

Lu Dongbin said, "Have you thought it through?"

I said angrily: "Damn it, why should good people be bullied? I have the final say on Earth. Let's find that grandson from the devil world and beat him up!"

Tianjie Doll announced: "Xiaoqiang has been resurrected in place with full blood!"

Lu Dongbin raised his thumb and said, "Xiaoqiang is really domineering."

I chuckled and said, "Isn't it because of you, Brother Bin?"

This time Lu Dongbin squatted on the ground and said in distress: "I think I'd better find a place to retreat."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "I said I don't want to bother you, but next time someone asks me out, you have to accompany me. This is a lifetime event."

The Four Heavenly Kings said: "Xiaoqiang, invite us to dinner."

I sighed, "Can I go back on my word now?"

Everyone said in unison: "No!"

……

We rushed into a noodle restaurant with a murderous spirit and ordered a long line of ramen. To express our indignation towards Ao Bing, I also specially ordered a plate of fried shrimp.

As we ate and analyzed what to do next, the result was... at a loss.

The demons took away Ao Bing, whether it was coercion or lure, or favors and benefits, in short, Ao Bing was instructed to use the Qingfeng sword to start causing harm to the world. Fortunately, the police did not expect that a paralyzed man was the main criminal who swept the seafood street today. They can join the case.But it is very difficult to find Ao Bing. The demons are obviously prepared, and they don’t know how many emotional coins they have. Judging from Ao Bing’s unscrupulous energy, they are more generous than us——attacked the seafood street Probably to demonstrate to us.

I lit a cigarette and said, "Could we join the case? Those who wanted to kidnap me were also instructed by the demons?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I agree." It's a pity that he doesn't smoke, and he can't find the feeling of suspicion when the police solve the case on TV.

I said: "The most important thing now is to find Ao Bing and take back Mo Liqing's sword, first to prevent him from harming people, and second, to follow the clues to find the demons behind the scenes."

The Heavenly Doll said: "Ao Bing will definitely go to Ao Guang after he recovers—" it said to the Four Heavenly Kings, "You four should go back to Ao Guang and keep an eye on him!"

"Okay!" The Four Heavenly Kings stood up majestically, and stretched out their hands together, "Give us the taxi fare!"

……

On the way back, Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Xiaoqiang, the main reason you are willing to help us is because you don't want me?"

Lu Dongbin and Liu Xiaoliu heard that it was not a good idea, they both pretended to look out of the window affectionately, as if they loved this land so much.

I exaggerated: "I can't bear you? I'm not a fetish!"

Tianjie Doll smiled and said, "Anyway, I can't bear to part with you."

Lu Dongbin said to Liu Xiaoliu, "The weather is nice today."

At this time my phone rang, I looked down at the caller, wondering: "What's the matter with this old boy?" The caller was Ao Guang.

"Hi, what's up?" I asked.

Ao Guang said angrily, "That little bastard...appeared again!"

I was surprised: "Where is it?"

"in the park."

"Has anyone caught it?"

"Already ran away..."

"He messed up again?"

"Yes."

"I'll be right there."

After hanging up the phone, I said, "Ao Bing appeared again. It seems that a gust of wind blew in the park and ran away again."

Lu Dongbin wondered, "What does this kid want to do?"

No one answered, and no one knew.

When we arrived at the park, the police hadn't arrived yet, Ao Guang was full of anxiety and anger, and the Four Heavenly Kings had just arrived.The tourists in the park gathered in groups of three or four, discussing what happened just now with horrified faces.

The situation in the park is similar to that of the Seafood Street. There is a mess everywhere. The fallen leaves and branches are piled up in a messy path, and the fruit boxes are also blown to the ground.

I asked Ao Guang, "Why didn't you catch him when you saw him?"

Ao Guangdao: "At that time I was on this side of the lake, and he was on the other side of the lake. I watched him run away helplessly."

I said, "He just ran away when there was a gust of wind?"

Ao Guang said: "Yes."

"No one was hurt either?"

"No."

Liu Xiaoliu rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't your son too playful?"

While speaking, the police and reporters arrived together.This time it was still Lin Hai who led the team. The captain of the criminal police team had a very ugly expression on his face. He didn't take advantage of the chaos to rob and had no other intentions. He committed two crimes in one day, which has already formed a very bad influence among the common people.

The reporter also caught the eyewitnesses and asked here and there, and finally seeing that Lin Hai was also here, he eagerly put the microphone on and said, "Captain Lin, what do you think about this?"

The policeman next to Lin Hai said: "It is not ruled out that someone used blowers and other tools to play pranks. We are contacting meteorologists to give an explanation."

The reporter said: "The seafood street was hit by a strong wind at noon. I heard that the same person did it. Do you think this person has any purpose? There are videos of spoofing passers-by that are popular in foreign countries. Do you think this incident is of the same nature?"

Lin Haidao: "No matter what his purpose is, he has already hindered public safety and violated the law. I will solve the case as soon as possible and give everyone an explanation."

The reporter wanted to ask something else, but Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I have to perform official duties." He walked away two steps and turned his head to see me. He couldn't help crying and laughing, "Are you addicted to watching the excitement? You can be found everywhere."

I smiled and said, "Aren't I bored?"

Lin Hai joked, "If you're so caring, this matter won't have anything to do with you, will it?"

I jumped on the spot and said, "Don't dare to talk nonsense." I asked Lin Hai, "How many years will this person be caught?"

Lin Haidao: "That depends on the judge, but this guy's nature is particularly bad, and it will take a year or two."

Ao Guang gave me a strange look.

Lin Hai said to the policemen beside him: "Find more witnesses and get out the portrait of the suspect."

Ao Guang became even more flustered.

Lin Hai pointed at me and said, "I don't think you are right!"

I said guiltily, "What's wrong with me?"

Lin Haidao: "Your habit of watching the excitement is a kind of disease, and it needs to be cured!"

After the police and reporters left, Ao Guang said with a dejected expression, "This little bastard has completely embarrassed our Donghai."

Lu Dongbin said: "It's strange to say that Ao Bing doesn't steal or rob. Every time he runs to crowded places, it's just to arouse the panic of the people. If it's the first time to demonstrate to us, he won't be bored if he keeps doing this. ?"

The Tianjie doll murmured: "No stealing or grabbing, just to cause panic among the public... Could it be that they are also collecting emotional coins?"

Everyone was surprised: "What?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Panic is also an emotion. What we want to collect is 'joy, anger, sorrow, joy and sorrow'. If they are not sure, what they need is panic, otherwise Ao Bing wastes a lot of emotional coins to attack seafood streets and parks. Isn’t the place worth the candle?”

I sighed and said: "It seems that the equipment is also very complete, you have lost another move."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Xiaoqiang is talking about frustration again."

I gritted my teeth and said, "Don't be discouraged, don't you still have me? How many geniuses like me can create emotions in the world, can Ao Bing compare to him?"

Lu Dongbin was speechless: "It would be great if Xiaoqiang was a god. With his thick skin, if his face falls down, he has to bounce it back up again. With this immortal general in our heavenly court, the demons are nothing."

Liu Xiaoliu covered his mouth with a smile and said, "That's right."

I said with a sullen face: "Let's be serious, how are you going to find Ao Bing?"

Tianjie Doll said to Ao Guang: "Old Dragon King, next time you see your son, you must catch him. This is not the time for you to show your father's love!"

Ao Guang stomped his feet and said, "I can tell the difference between serious and serious, but you have to promise me one condition - after you find Ao Bing, you are not allowed to hurt him."

The Celestial Doll said: "We promise you!"

(End of this chapter)