don't mess with me

Chapter 68 Routers

After settling down in Ao Guang, we went home full of worries and fighting spirit.

At the door of the house, I heard Nezha talking inside, so I knocked on the door, and after a while, I heard Nezha say in that sluggish tone that just learned English: "Huayou?"

"I, Brother Xiaoqiang."

"call?"

I said helplessly, "Your sister beat Kang Min?"

Nezha opened the door, and both Zhao Qianqian and Zhao Qianqian were grinning.

I wondered: "What are you playing?"

Nezha said solemnly: "Bike Ingrid is dead!"

"What the hell is Bi Ke, why don't you say Hua Ayu?"

Nezha couldn't help but said, "We're practicing English conversation."

Zhao Qianqian cheered and said, "If you lose, you lose." She told me, "We are playing an oral practice game, and whoever speaks Chinese first loses."

"Then if no one commits a foul, you'll always speak English when you meet each other all your life?"

Zhao Qianqian said: "Yes."

"Bah, can you communicate normally with your English level? What do you say after eating?"

Zhao Qianqian said: "Anyway, Li Xiaozha lost." She stuffed her schoolbag into Nezha's arms and said, "You will write all my homework today—don't let the teacher recognize the handwriting." I ran downstairs and went down.

Lu Dongbin looked at Zhao Qianqian's figure and said enviously: "Dukou Nianhua is a childhood sweetheart, when does the third prince plan to let your father propose marriage?"

Nezha said awkwardly, "What are you talking about?"

Lu Dongbin said, "You don't like that little girl?"

Nezha said, "I'm not in the same way as her."

Lu Dongbin said, "Just say whether you like it or not?"

Nezha blushed and said, "The teacher said that we should study hard at our age..." After he said that, he also felt unreliable, and his voice gradually became quieter.

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "You listened to the teacher so much, you got cramps at the age of 8?"

Nezha murmured, "There was something wrong with me then."

I was surprised and said: "Are you still that little hero who dares to love and hate?" Nezha has always been synonymous with vigor and brazenness in my mind. As long as you feel that you are doing the right thing, you will go forward, like a rampant little tank. I will beat you up, if I can't beat you, then ask my master to continue fighting, it's better to fight than to bend, to be sloppy, to live happily ever after, now I feel like a young hero is dying, I'm not I support his puppy love because I feel that being brainwashed by a teacher like Gao Guangyan is too disappointing.

The Heavenly Doll said: "Don't run on him anymore—Nezha, let me tell you something: Ao Bing has been taken away by the Mozu people, and he has used Mo Liqing's sword to make trouble everywhere, and has already harmed two places."

Nezha frowned and said, "Is this guy still stubborn?"

I said, "Do you still think that what you did back then was wrong?"

Nezha sighed and said: "As far as the matter is concerned, I did hit too hard at that time. Although Ao Bing was a bit domineering, he only pulled his dragon tendons after questioning me a few words. In fact, beating him up is enough. .”

Lu Dongbin said: "He is not like us. Ao Bing is a guy who does all kinds of evil. He always stirs up wind and rain to harm the people. We Eight Immortals reason with him. Unfortunately, we are just some loose immortals, and in the end we have nothing to lose. If you don’t win, my master Zhong Liquan and the others heard that you pulled his dragon’s tendons, and they all praised you for eliminating harm for the people. If I had your background, I would have simply killed him back then!”

Nezha waved his hand and said, "It's all about that year, so don't mention it."

I was speechless: "Why do you look like you are in your seventies? What are you going to do when you see Ao Bing again?"

Nezha said: "The old Dragon King intends to reconcile, let him handle it."

Lu Dongbin sighed a long time and said, "Hey, you child!"

……

It's strange to say that we were worried that Ao Bing would continue to make trouble, but since that day, he has disappeared. The things he committed were not small, and the impact was not too big. After a few days, he was gradually forgotten , but Mo Liqing's sword is always hanging in our hearts.

The Public Security Bureau's investigation of the case of assaulting the police with guns was fruitless. The nature of the incident was serious, but fortunately it was not spread. After many days, the seven kidnappers fell into the sea like water, so it had to become a suspect.

This day finally came to the day when I participated in the "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" resurrection game. I deliberately did not inform any relatives and friends, and just waited in front of the TV with the Tianjie Doll, Lu Dongbin and others.

As the parties involved, Lu Dongbin and I seemed quite calm, but Tianjie Doll and Nezha were particularly nervous. Now Nezha has made all preparations to return to Heaven to continue fighting, and Tianjie Doll wants to test the efficiency of receiving emotional coins.

After the show started, everything seemed to be in order and seamless, and the stage effects were beautiful, which made me feel that the post-production was really a great job. The top five contestants appeared and performed, and everything was normal.

When it was finally time for me to appear on stage, the host just introduced my name, Tianjie Doll, and said excitedly: "I received a small amount of anger!"

I was inexplicable and said: "Am I so annoying?" The co-authors and audiences all have the same aesthetics as Zhu Meifang, and when they see me, they get angry?

Tianjie Doll said: "No, the audience has never seen you before, and they are all guessing that there is something dark about it."

"Oh—" I was relieved.

After I finished my first magic transformation, the big goldfish transformation, the Celestial Doll said: "I received a small amount of happiness and a medium amount of happiness."

I frowned and said, "Why are there so few?"

Tianjie Doll said: "The problem I'm most worried about has emerged - there is a difference between watching the broadcast and watching the live broadcast. People will not be excited watching American blockbusters on TV. Of course, seeing you transform into a goldfish is not as amazing as the live broadcast."

"How many emotional coins have you received?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "More than 300."

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other in blank dismay - this is far worse than the expected effect!This is a program that is watched all over the country, even the video of the four heavenly kings fighting against urban management is not as good as it?

Fortunately, after I left the game, I still received some emotional coins intermittently. It seems that someone has started to discuss it.

When the advertisement was interrupted in the middle, Pippi yelled at the TV impatiently, which was a strong request to change the channel.

I held it in my arms and said, "There is no "Animal World", what do you call it?"

When I played Big Change Poker for the second time and turned the audience over, Tianjie Doll finally had a little surprise and said: "Yo, the first huge sum of money has arrived!"

"How many?" We asked together.

"More than 1000."

Nezha said anxiously: "It can't be done like this!"

Tianjie Doll said: "Firstly, the perception in front of the TV is different, and secondly, this is magic, and the emotional stimulation is not right, but there is still hope for barely making up 3000."

Seeing that we didn't change the channel for it, Pippi ran to the study resentfully.

When it came to my third magic trick - performing human body floating acrobatics with Wang Yisan, Tianjie Doll said distressedly: "I can't receive emotions at all again!"

I was so anxious that I jumped up, this is a critical moment when every inch of time is worth every inch of gold!

The Tianjie doll yelled: "Try another place!"

I quickly turned on the computer and entered the simultaneous video broadcast. The Tianjie doll said: "Yes!"

At this juncture, none of us has the time to explore the root of the problem, and we should hurry up and receive emotional coins first.

At the end of the show, Tianjie Doll announced that today's total income is 1300 emotional coins, plus the previous ones, there are barely 2000!
Although the effect is not as good as expected, we have finally taken a big step towards 3000, and we still celebrated a little.

Afterwards, we first discussed the issue of signal instability, but the result was that the more discussions became more confusing, and finally ended without results.

"Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons" has two episodes a week, and the one played on the second day is the one where I advanced to the semi-finals.Before the show even started, we were all on the verge of an enemy, fearing that the Tianjie Doll would lose the signal at a critical moment, and the loss would be huge.

But it was okay at the beginning, maybe the audience already had expectations for me. When I changed into a goldfish again, Tianjie Doll still collected 500 emotional coins, but then I didn’t have a small amount of income like yesterday. That is to say, at present It is in a state of losing signal again, and as we get mad and anxious, Pippi starts to run around the room again. Before, the remote control was controlled by it, but now we are watching the show, it has no power, and it is very empty—— So often our TV tastes are dictated by a dog.

Liu Xiaoliu held Pippi in his arms silently, and watched my second magic trick together with us.

The result is barely bearable, and the emotional currency benefit brought to us by the second magic is 300.It’s worse than yesterday, which is also because there are no strong people in this game, and my magic arrangement is also problematic. The big change goldfish is not fresh, and the poker magic has no visual stimulation at all. If it weren’t for my solid foundation in the last game, This loss of qualification is normal.

Tianjie Doll let out a long breath and said: "The overall situation is going well, but if the stability problem is not resolved, we don't even need to go to the finals. What if we don't receive anything at all?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Is there any difference between when you receive it normally and when you can't?"

Tianjie Doll said: "No, it's like a mobile phone receiving a wireless network signal. Sometimes there are strong and weak points, and sometimes there is nothing at all."

Lu Dongbin spread his hands and said, "I don't understand at all, I can't help you much."

I murmured: "Damn, should I go find a hacker?" How can I tell others then?Tell people a rag doll is my router?

At this time Liu Xiaoliu said calmly: "Maybe I know where the problem is."

Me, Nezha, and Tianjie Doll asked together: "Where did it come from?"

Liu Xiaoliu stroked Pippi's head and said, "It's on Pippi's body."

"Pippi?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Didn't you realize that as long as Pippi is present, the doll never has any problems?"

I asked the Celestial Doll, "Is that so?"

The third-line face of Tianjie Doll fell into deep thought, and said for a while: "It seems...is that so?"

I said, "Didn't you also experience instability when I ordered the Four Heavenly Kings to fight the city management? Think about it, does it have anything to do with Pippi?"

Tianjie Doll suddenly said: "Yes! Every time I interrupt, it is when Pippi is not with us for a while!"

Hearing this, I snatched Pippi over and kissed me twice, and said, "I didn't expect you to have this function, so I saved you from Brother Zhan for nothing!" It turns out that Pippi is the router!

Lu Dongbin wondered: "It doesn't make sense, how can a dog have something to do with receiving emotional coins?"

The Celestial Doll said: "The problem is that Pippi is not a real dog, it's a Pixiu!"

Lu Dongbin suddenly said: "Pixiu has the function of accumulating wealth, and emotional currency is also a kind of wealth, so it can collect wealth from thousands of miles away for the doll to accept, as long as it is the emotion created by Xiaoqiang."

Tianjie Doll said: "It's fortunate that Xiao Liu found out, otherwise we would have been caught blind in the final."

"Well, girls are more careful." I told Liu Xiaoliu, "I won't kiss you anymore."

We surrounded Pippi in the local area, jumping and jumping—this dog can not only clean up the shoe cabinet, but also predict people falling from the sky, and finally a powerful router, MB, it is the protagonist of this book Bar?
Nezha solemnly grabbed Pippi's front paws and said, "Pippi, I will leave everything to you from now on!"

After a group of us performed a short and strange dog praise ceremony similar to primitive national sacrifices, Pippi seemed even more confused-it probably thought we were going to start eating it.

Tianjie Doll said: "The final day will be broadcast live, which means we will bring Pippi into the venue, is that okay?"

I snorted and said, "With my current status, it's fine to bring Ao Guang in, let alone a dog."

Tianjie Doll was silent for a moment and asked me carefully: "Where is the stem?"

"Isn't he a dragon!"

(End of this chapter)