don't mess with me

Chapter 69 Traditional Chinese Medicine
Speaking of magic, I said to Lu Dongbin: "Bing, you should think about doing magic in the finals. You can't always be a goldfish, right?" The experience of the semi-finals made me realize that programming is also very important. As long as there is mana.

Lu Dongbin said: "Leave this to me, I will know many lost magic tricks."

I don't believe it: "Really?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Really, it just needs magic power. For example, three immortals enter the hole and transform three balls into three empty bowls. Although I don't know how the craftsmen change it, I can use magic power to transform the balls into three empty bowls." put in."

I said speechlessly, "Then you are not magic."

Lu Dongbin said indifferently: "Anyway, what we did was never magic tricks. But Tieguai Li really knows how to do these tricks, let him teach you when he falls down."

I smiled and said, "I don't want to learn."

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After two days of broadcasting, what surprised me the most was not that we earned 2000 emotional coins, nor did we find that Pippi was the final route, but... I made such a big noise, but no one called me to express surprise or Congratulations or something.

Gradually, I also figured it out. As far as my relatives are concerned, my grandparents would definitely not stay up late to watch this kind of talent show, and my parents don’t have such leisurely time on the construction site (you can see that there are so many protagonists in other novels) loved ones?).Although Wang Fang and Zhao Qianqian are just downstairs from me, it is impossible for Wang Fang to let Zhao Qianqian watch TV for a long time. As for my friends and classmates, they are very successful—such as Director Hu, Lin Hai, and Zhu Meifang, and the down-and-out and frustrated Most of them probably don’t have the heart to watch TV, so there is a good saying that the circle of a person’s life is actually only a few people. The so-called success means that your relatives are proud of you, everyone you know is envious, especially the regret of your ex-girlfriend. Best condition, otherwise who are you pretending to show?
Although the emotional currency is in short supply, the ratings of the TV station are soaring. After the two semi-finals, the next final will be tomorrow, and it will be broadcast live nationwide.

In the evening, the director cautiously called me to confirm the time and place of the next day's finals, and repeatedly told me to leave early and not to be late.

I, Lu Dongbin, Nezha and others held a pre-war mobilization meeting for tomorrow's final. Lu Dongbin's current task is to accumulate mana, and Pippi must bring it tomorrow.

I put forward the idea of ​​guarding against the demons and Ao Bing from going to make trouble, and Nezha said that he would escort us.Liu Xiaoliu declared that he would cheer for me.

This final is a decisive battle for us. Nezha has been armed with high technology. As long as he can return to the heaven, he will definitely play a vital role!
We had dinner early this afternoon. I was afraid of traffic jams, so I followed the director's advice and set off for the studio two hours in advance.

But we still made a mistake - this will be the rush hour after get off work. I have been stuck in traffic since I left the house, and I only walked 40 kilometers in 10 minutes. Fortunately, there is still more than an hour before the start of the show. We can ensure that even if we take a walk to see the distance Arriving on time, I was somewhat relieved.

Seeing that we were only one street away from the film studio, we were stuck at an intersection again. Drivers were particularly agitated at this point, and they all raced against time to go home for dinner. Sometimes I have to try my luck and speed up. After a long time of qualifications, I was finally stuck in the first position in front of the light. At this moment, a garbage-cleaning tricycle at the opposite intersection rode into the middle of the road, and the tricycle was on the right side. A Hyundai car in the direction wanted to rush past with the light that had just turned red. The two cars rushed towards the opposite side with the mentality of hitting the big luck. As a result, there was a passionate collision in the middle of the road. The speed of the Hyundai car Say it quickly, just knocked the cleaning lady on the tricycle off the seat and fell to the ground.When the traffic policeman turned around, his face turned green with anger.

Along with the traffic police, the driver of the Hyundai car was also green-faced. This young white-collar worker was probably still a novice, and he didn't have a good grasp of the speed. If he was an experienced driver, he could have avoided the accident with an extra kick of the accelerator or a sudden brake.When something like this happens, the motor vehicle is basically fully responsible.

The female worker was in her 40s, and she fell to the ground with a painful expression on her face. The little white-collar worker hurriedly got out of the driveway: "Are you... all right?"

The intersection was immediately blocked, and the traffic policeman ran up quickly, first confiscated the driver's license of the young white-collar worker, and then asked the female worker together: "How are you doing?"

It seems that the pain of the female worker is not fake - the front bumper of the modern car hit her right leg firmly, and the right leg of the female worker can be seen through the trousers that it has been bent to the point of disrepair...

The drivers got out of the car one after another, some stepped forward to check on the situation, some gloated at the misfortune, the young white-collar's face turned green and then white and green again, and some drivers shouted: "You just wait for the end of this woman's pension."

As the vanguard, I knew that it would be too late, so I got out of the car to watch the excitement. The female worker was so painful that she couldn't speak. The police yelled at the young white-collar worker: "Call an ambulance!"

The little white-collar worker was crying and made a phone call while tentatively asking the traffic policeman, "How much do I have to pay her? My car is insured."

The traffic policeman said: "You must have figured it out yourself, how is your condition?"

The little white-collar worker murmured: "General."

The traffic policeman calmly said, "Then you should sell the car first."

The little white-collar worker burst into tears immediately.

At this time, I saw that the female worker looked familiar, so I couldn't help but stepped forward to take a closer look, and then asked, "Sister, is your surname Han?"

The female worker hissed, "Yes... yes."

The traffic policeman said, "Do you know each other?"

I said, "I know him, but I'm not very familiar." I and Tianjie Doll attended the wedding of this female worker when I just collected emotional coins. Her husband seems to be a fruit seller on the street. I forgot his name, but I vaguely remember the name of the female worker. , seems to be called Han Meili, who works at the sanitation station.

The little white-collar grabbed me and said anxiously, "Brother, I really didn't mean to."

I waved my hand and sighed, "It's useless to tell me, go see a doctor first."

Han Meili probably remembered me too, she handed over a rustic phone with tears in her eyes, struggling and said, "Call my man for me... Just say don't wait for me to go home and cook..."

The Heavenly Realm Doll mourned: "It's so pitiful, what happened to their family in such a situation... From now on, this family will be considered ruined."

I nodded silently. This pair of fateful mandarin ducks have saved half their lives and bought a small house in the suburbs. It has only been a few days of sweetness. Han Meili has difficulty recovering at this age.

The little white-collar worker stamped his feet and wiped his sweat anxiously. The traffic policeman asked Han Meili, "Can you move?"

Han Meili stammered, "It hurts, it hurts!"

The traffic policeman was helpless and said: "If this continues, the ambulance will not be able to get through."

Liu Xiaoliu looked at it with his head and let out a cry of surprise.

I hurriedly turned around and grabbed her, "Do you still have your potion?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "There is nothing left, but this potion is only useful for external injuries."

I spread my hands helplessly, Lu Dongbin went straight to Han Meili, touched her leg lightly through his trousers, Han Meili gasped and said, "It hurts!"

I ignited a glimmer of hope and said, "Bingge, do you have a solution?"

Lu Dongbin got up and came over, and said directly: "Yes!"

The Celestial Doll and I said in unison: "Then you save her."

Lu Dongbin said in a low voice: "I don't know if my magic power is enough, I can only try it first."

I said, "How sure are you?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It takes a lot of mana to treat ordinary people, but it will definitely make her stronger than she is now."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Then what are you waiting for, go!"

Lu Dongbin nodded, and just as he was about to step forward, I grabbed him.

"What's wrong?" Lu Dongbin asked me.

"Wait until later." I walked up to the little white-collar worker and said, "We plan to have a private relationship with you, how much do you plan to pay at one time?"

The little white-collar asked, "Is 2 worth it?"

I shook my head and said, "Too little."

The little white-collar gritted his teeth and said, "5!"

The traffic policeman asked me: "Can you be the master?"

I bowed my head and made the final calculation, and said decisively, "Yes."

The traffic policeman said, "What's your relationship with this woman?"

I said, "I'm her cousin."

"Aren't you familiar with each other?" The traffic policeman simply asked Han Meili, "Do you agree with what he said?"

Han Meili had no idea and couldn't speak, so she could only nod her head indiscriminately.

I reached out to the little white-collar worker and said, "Give me the money, it's nothing to do with you."

The little white-collar worker took out a card and said, "This card contains only 2 yuan. I'll write you an IOU first." He went ahead and took out a pen and paper.

The booing driver next to him said: "Brother, you should think about it, 5 yuan is not enough to go to the hospital."

The traffic police also told me: "I don't care if you really want to sign the agreement."

I nodded at Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin walked up to Han Meili again, rolled up her trousers, and stretched out his hand to press her bent leg. Han Meili's thigh and calf were completely out of joint, looking terrible, Lu Dongbin was about to break Pressing her, she still complained of pain at first, but gradually her expression became calm. After a cigarette, her legs slowly returned to their original shape under our watchful eyes. Lu Dongbin helped her up with all his strength, and said: " Take two steps slowly and see if it's okay?"

Han Meili limped forward two steps, everyone's eyes widened in amazement, Han Meili grinned and said, "It still hurts, but it seems like I can walk."

Lu Dongbin said: "Go back and rub some Dieda wine, it will be fine in two days."

The drivers cheered loudly and applauded.

The traffic policeman looked at Lu Dongbin fixedly, then grabbed his hand and said, "Doctor, please leave me a business card. I will call you if I get hit by a car. Our profession is too high-risk!"

The little white-collar worker said with a complicated expression, "Are you alright?"

I said, "Do you want my cousin to be okay?"

The little white-collar kept waving his hands: "It's best to be fine!"

I said, "You have to pay the money you promised!"

The little white collar murmured: "You are not blackmailing me, are you?"

Even if he didn't say it, some people would probably think so, but everyone had seen Han Meili's broken wound, and no one would chime in.

I disdainfully said, "Shall I blackmail you in front of the police?"

The traffic policeman also said: "You must do what you promised, and you will be compensated for following the procedure."

The little white-collar workers had no choice but to continue writing IOUs.

Han Meili hurriedly waved her hands and said, "I'm all well, why do you need other people's money?"

I laughed and said, "You have met me, otherwise you would have just waited to sit in a wheelchair."

Han Meili pulled me and Lu Dongbin and said excitedly, "Thank you, I really met a good man today." She then said to the little white-collar worker, "Stop writing, and drive carefully in the future."

I glared at the little white-collar worker, and put the card into Han Meili's hand: "Then take the 2 yuan and supplement it with nutrition."

"This...this...how bad?" Han Meili still couldn't bear it.

The onlookers also said one after another: "Take it, this money will go to the hospital for an examination and it will be gone."

Only then did Han Meili shyly accept the card.

The onlookers surrounded me and Lu Dongbin and asked questions, I said loudly: "Chinese medicine is profound and profound, everyone must believe in Chinese medicine in the future!"

As soon as I said that, people cheered, and then more problems came up-some people can't have children, some people have gastroenteritis, some have allergic rhinitis (if only I knew how to cure it), It's so strange.

The traffic policeman waved his baton and said loudly: "Let's go, let's go, go back to the car, or else points will be deducted!"

As soon as the drivers heard this, they all ran faster than rabbits, and they were all in place in an instant.

The traffic policeman said to the little white-collar worker: "You go to the team tomorrow to pay the fine, let's go."

Painful and happy, the little white-collar driver got into the car and ran away.

Han Meili held me tight and said, "Big brother, leave me a phone number, I'll thank you another day."

I hid my achievements and fame with a smile and said: "No need, it's my wedding gift to you—cousin, you'd better let me go quickly, comrades in the police will deduct points from me later."

Only then did Han Meili let me go, and reluctantly watched Lu Dongbin and I get into the car.

Under the command of the traffic police, we arrived at the place very quickly—in fact, we crossed a road.

I parked the car at the designated place of the film studio, and the director rushed up as soon as I got out of the car and said, "Oh, you're finally here."

I wondered, "Am I late?"

The director apologized and said with a smile: "No, no, you are the most popular contestant now, am I afraid that you will have an accident?" He looked at my attire and said expectantly, "You still don't have costumes or props, right? "

"It's not too embarrassing for other players, is it?"

"No, no, that's fine for you." The director walked backstage with us.

Lu Dongbin unconsciously leaned towards me and said, "Xiaoqiang, I have some bad news for you."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Lu Dongbin whispered with regret on his face: "I was so excited just now that I used up all my mana!"

(End of this chapter)