don't mess with me

Chapter 74

When Nezha gradually rose to a height of one person away from us, Pippi suddenly barked towards the sky.

I patted it and said, "Pippi, don't make trouble."

Before I finished speaking, a black shadow in the sky quickly fell towards where we were. When we found out, that person was already very close to Nezha. He kept shaking his hands and feet to adjust his posture, but he was neither silent like Liu Xiaoliu, nor yelling like Lu Dongbin. His head was directed at Nezha, as if he wanted to die with others...

I shouted loudly: "Nezha, be careful up there!"

Nezha was surprised when he looked up, and turned sideways subconsciously. The man in the sky fell in front of him, and for a moment they came face to face with Nezha. With a surprised expression, Nezha hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab this person shoulders, but the man continued to fall in a blink of an eye, and he only grabbed the man's ankles!Then said: "Father!"

"Father?" I was very puzzled, but Lu Dongbin and Liu Xiaoliu had already shouted: "Li Tianwang——"

I was stunned for a moment before I realized: it turned out that the person who fell was Nezha's own father, Li Jing, the King of Tota!Li Jing waved his hands in the air and called out, "Nezha?"

The scene at that time was extremely weird - Nezha was holding his father's ankle in his hand, and Li Jing was looking at the soles of Nezha's shoes...

Nezha said urgently, "Father, why did you fall?"

Regardless of rushing down, Li Jing straightened his armor and said, "If I didn't pay attention, I was fooled by the demons."

Nezha asked, "Is that the Black Killing God?"

"That's not..." Li Jing's skirt was rolled up, and just about to straighten it, Nezha said, "Don't move, it's dangerous!"

At this moment, Nezha is still rising slowly, Li Jing fell beside Nezha, with a complicated expression on his face, "You... are you going to return to the heaven?"

Nezha said: "Yes, Xiaoqiang and Wawa have already collected enough emotional coins, and Baby also said to go up and help you."

Li Jing sighed and said, "Listen carefully: that Black Killer is extremely difficult to deal with, so be careful!"

Nezha said, "My child understands."

Li Jing nodded, with an unnatural expression on his face, "I don't know when we will meet again, father and son. There is a sentence that I have been thinking about telling you for a long time. You...you should be more careful."

Nezha said: "Father, life in the world is not easy. You should pay more attention when you are old."

The father and son were face to face and could not see each other. Li Jing followed Nezha gradually to the sky. I woke up and said, "Nezha let go of your father, or he will be the next Liu Xiaoliu."

Nezha suddenly said, "Father, the child has to let go."

Li Jing wanted to say something but hesitated to speak, and finally said: "After you go back this time, you will preside over military affairs with Yang Jian. I will wait for the good news of your victory."

Nezha said loudly, "Brother Xiaoqiang, Brother Lu, you have to catch my father."

Lu Dongbin said: "Okay, throw your father down quickly." He and I ran right under Li Jing, eager to try, but as soon as Nezha let go, Li Jing fell down.

I went forward together with Lu Dongbin, only to see a burly black figure rushing towards us menacingly, and we couldn't help taking another step back, Li Jing fell to the ground with a thud, it seemed that the fall was not light, so Lu Dongbin and I went up together Concerned: "Are you okay?"

Nezha also looked down worriedly.

Li Jing struggled for a long time, and said depressedly: "Aren't you here to pick up this commander? Why are you all running away again?"

Lu Dongbin looked at me and said, "I thought you could catch him."

I said helplessly, "I thought so too."

Let's look at Liu Xiaoliu together, Liu Xiaoliu spread his hands and said, "I'm a woman..."

Nezha worried, "Father, are you alright?"

Li Jing pondered and said: "There is no serious problem, you can go now."

Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, and said loudly, "Brother Xiaoqiang, please take good care of my father."

"Yeah, I will definitely make up for your father."

Now Nezha has risen to a height we cannot see, and his voice has become blurred.

Li Jing said loudly: "Nezha, I still have something to say to you." But now Nezha has disappeared.

Lu Dongbin said, "I can't hear you anymore. Tell us if you have anything to say."

Li Jing glared at us and said, "If you are my soldiers, I will definitely punish you!"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "Brother Li, this kind of experience is rare, and there are rituals in the lower realms, you don't usually experience it, do you?"

Liu Xiaoliu turned his face up and said, "Look at me."

Li Jing subconsciously held the pagoda pinned to his waist in his palm and said, "Where is the evildoer? Why don't you show your original shape soon?"

I grabbed him and said, "This is Princess Six, I will explain to you slowly."

Li Jing glanced at me and said, "You are Xiaoqiang?" This Li Tianwang is tall and majestic, with a decisive temperament that has been battle-tested, and his expression naturally brings out a sense of majesty when he talks to us.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Yes, this is Xiaoqiang, who is now our food and clothing parent. Your son's return to the Heavenly Realm depends on him."

Li Jing's momentum disappeared immediately, and he said, "Thank you very much."

Lu Dongbin said: "It turns out that Pippi barked because Li Tianwang fell, and our group is getting worse and worse than dogs."

I said, "Let's go, let's talk about it when we get home."

We climbed down the fire escape. Li Jing was wearing a suit of armor, and he said while climbing, "What kind of cramped place do you live in?"

Lu Dongbin whispered to me: "This man has always been in a high place, and it may be difficult for him to live the life of our common people."

Li Jing jumped to the ground, and I brought everyone back home. Li Jing looked around and frowned, "Why do you live here? Don't you even have a yard?"

I laughed and said, "You still want to live in a house with a yard?"

Li Jing said: "Not to mention seven outs and seven ins, there should be three outs and three ins, right?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Li Tianwang, you don't know, people who can live in such a big house are considered pretty good." He turned to me and asked, "How much does your house cost per square meter?"

"More than 1 points." I said.

Lu Dongbin said to Li Jing: "Like the big house you mentioned, it would cost a million taels of gold to buy it. Xiaoqiang, how much money do you make a month?"

I said, "Less than three thousand."

Lu Dongbin said to Li Jing again: "Well, Xiaoqiang's monthly salary is almost less than 10 taels of silver. I don't know how you will calculate it. Let's calculate it as 1 to 10. Xiaoqiang earns 1 tael of gold a month, which is 1 taels a year. , do you calculate how long it will take him to earn enough 12 million taels (please don't cheat)?"

Li Jing said speechlessly: "It's a bit difficult."

Lu Dongbin exaggerated: "It's not difficult at all. He has enough time to save enough money to queue up for Taoism!"

I whispered: "Brother Bin, you've been slandering me for a long time?" Lu Dongbin said: "The main thing is to teach him a lesson and let him know that life is not easy."

I cautiously asked Li Jing: "Brother Li, do you want to eat or drink?"

Li Jing looked at me unaccustomedly, then shook his head.

Lu Dongbin said: "You mustn't be polite. Although Xiaoqiang is a little poor, he can still afford food and drink."

Li Jing's face in Chinese characters turned pale and red, and he said after a long time, "I'm handsome...I need to make things easier for me."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It turns out that Li Tianwang wanted to do something." He led Li Jing to the toilet, and the two whispered for a while. In short, they were all stupid things about ancient soil turtles meeting flush toilets. Li Tianwang couldn't accept the latrine first. I am at home, and I am afraid that others will follow suit on his head when he is respectful. In fact, I have also thought about this matter. My grandfather lived in a courtyard all his life. The big reason is that he can’t accept people shitting on his head. Sometimes they come to my house I never go to the toilet. I think this is a feudal superstition. Technology has reached this point. Even if you live in a courtyard for a lifetime, can you stop planes from flying over your head?
After Lu Dongbin finished arranging Li Jing, he could not help laughing and said: "It takes several days to fall from top to bottom, it seems that this one has been holding back."

"Then how did you solve it, Brother Bin?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Did you get hit by anything in the few days before I fell?"

"Uh..." I suddenly understood.

We peeked at Liu Xiaoliu together, and Liu Xiaoliu said with a straight face, "Don't ask me, I don't want to say it!"

I don't want to hear it yet!

It took quite a while for Li Jing to come out of the toilet, and his footsteps seemed to be much easier. I secretly admired him, after all, he is the Generalissimo of the Heavenly Court, with first-class endurance!I went to see "Titanic" because I couldn't hold my urine and missed the part of "Czechoslovakia" in the car. I regretted it for a while until now. Some time ago when the movie was re-released and I went to see it again, it was deleted...

I asked Li Jing, "Marshal Li, is your stomach empty? Can I get you something to eat?"

Li Jing said reservedly: "Thank you." I made a bowl of noodles and gave Li Jing a bottle of water. Knowing this person is not good.

The character of a person can be best seen from eating, the kind of sissy with chopsticks and orchid fingers is ignored, if he can still eat on air after being hungry for several days, then this person must have ulcers in his mouth, then he must be deep in the city Li Jing was a vassal when he was in the world, and a marshal when he went to heaven. Naturally, he must not lose his manners before the three armies. This is considered a marshal's disease.

The person I served here, Liu Xiaoliu, used to have princess disease, but since her face hit the ground first, she died and recovered. Now this girl wears a mopboard and holds a toothpick in the street without any pressure, and she gradually develops into a female man. trend, but I have no experience in how to treat the Marshal's disease.

After he had finished eating and drinking, Lu Dongbin moved a small bench and sat opposite him and said, "Brother Li, even you have come down, is it possible that the upper part can't carry it anymore?"

I also said, "Yes, even the Marshal is gone, so how can we fight this battle?"

Li Jing waved his hand and said, "It's not there yet, but it's not optimistic."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Just tell us what you want, what are you doing with that bureaucratic accent?"

Li Jing said awkwardly: "It's the truth."

Lu Dongbin said: "That's good, Nezha has already learned a unique skill in the world, and he might be able to reverse the situation after he gets up."

Li Jing was surprised and said: "Is there such an expert in the world? I will come to the door tomorrow to thank you." When he said this, there was a disgusting taste of self-deprecation as a corporal.

I said, "Don't go, that old man doesn't even know his own granddaughter."

Lu Dongbin said, "Brother Li, what are your plans for the future?"

Li Jing said: "I want to trouble the baby to send me up too..."

The Tianjie doll said displeased: "Your request is too much. In order to send Nezha, Xiaoqiang and I are as tired as our grandson. The most important thing is that we have exhausted all methods. You just want to go up when you come down. Is it a coolie?"

Li Jing also had a look of anger on his face, but he held back and said, "Then when is it convenient?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It's not convenient at any time. Nezha has learned all his skills and can at least help a little bit. What if you go up and get beaten down? We are not Kaizi. We are on an actress who can't make a role. Throwing money back and forth, King You of Zhou's Fenghuo opera can still make Baosi smile, do you have a good smile?"

As long as the Tianjie doll dares to speak so unceremoniously, I guess Liu Laoliu can't be so merciless to Li Jing, there is no way, the monopoly is a bull.

Li Jing's expression changed a few times. He probably felt that Tianjie Doll's words were reasonable, but in the end he couldn't get angry. He said dejectedly, "I'm also anxious, and I want to see if Nezha can turn the tide."

Lu Dongbin put on a smiling face, and said cautiously: "Brother Li, I am not talking about you. The relationship between you father and son is a bit strange. Is there nothing else to talk about except military affairs? You are like this, and your son is also like this. They are full of responsibility." Obligation, Nezha is only 16 years old this year, just like a little old man, don't you think this is abnormal?"

Li Jing was speechless after hearing this, and then sighed: "Who let him be born in the general's family, it's a disaster, only we understand."

I couldn't help but said: "Why do you always make yourself so glamorous and noble? Father and son can't live a good life if they are both generals? It's time to fight and fight, and usually eat, drink, sing and listen to music. Should I laugh or have to laugh? Can't you talk about anything other than anatomy when you're all selling pork?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Xiaoqiang is right."

Li Jing waved his hands and said, "You don't understand."

I suddenly asked Li Jing, "You said you have something to say to Nezha, what is it?"

Li Jing said with a dull expression: "I'm tired, I want to rest early."

Liu Xiaoliu yawned and said, "Then you sleep on the floor." Then he went back to the small bedroom.

I found a pair of big pants and handed them to Li Jing, "Marshal Li, put them on, it will be more comfortable."

Li Jing shook his underpants and said in surprise, "You guys just wear this to sleep?"

I said, "We still wear this on the street."

Li Jing murmured: "Too low self-respect, this is too low self-respect!"

Lu Dongbin reluctantly put his pajamas in his hands and said, "I'll give you this, okay?" Although not how to wear.

Only then did Li Jing feel a little satisfied. Putting on his pajamas, Lu Dongbin opened the bed and took off his shirt, saying, "You can sleep on the sofa."

Li Jing couldn't believe it: "You just slept on the ground like this?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I gave you the sofa, of course I will sleep on the ground."

"No!" Li Jing pointed at Lu Dongbin and said, "I mean, what kind of dignity do you have with your belly naked?"

Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't I give you my pajamas?"

Li Jing spread out both palms and said, "What is this, what is it?"

Lu Dongbin picked up his blanket and turned away. I asked, "Brother Bin, where are you going?"

Lu Dongbin said angrily, "I'm going to sleep on the balcony, what a mess!"

(End of this chapter)