don't mess with me

Chapter 75
Li Jing chased away Lu Dongbin, but all was well that night.

The next day I got up early as a habit. I used to get up and wash up at this time every day, but today it was quiet. At this time, there was a knock on the door. Lu Dongbin opened the door before me. Outside the door, Zhao Qianqian was combing a With a neat slanted ponytail, he smiled and said, "Hello, Uncle Lu, where's Li Xiaozha?"

At this time Li Jing also got up, and I whispered to him, "I'm looking for Nezha."

Zhao Qianqian and Lu Dongbin have also gotten along well for a while, and Lu Dongbin glanced at me and said, "Xiao Zhahe..."

I said, "Xiao Zha has already returned to his hometown."

Zhao Qianqian asked in surprise, "When? We went home together yesterday."

I said, "The train at midnight last night..."

Zhao Qianqian was speechless in a daze, her eyes turned red suddenly and she said, "Why didn't you tell me?"

"It's too late, so I didn't bother you and your mother."

Zhao Qianqian pursed her mouth, looking disappointed.

Li Jing suddenly said: "Girl, what is your relationship with my son?"

Zhao Qianqian asked unexpectedly, "Are you Li Xiaozha's father?"

Li Jing nodded with a solemn expression.

Zhao Qianqian said: "Xiao Zha and I are classmates, so I'll go to school with him."

Li Jing said: "He may not come back again."

Zhao Qianqian said dejectedly: "It's really embarrassing, don't tell me when you leave, I can send him off."

Li Jing said: "It seems that you are quite affectionate and righteous to my son."

Zhao Qianqian forced a smile: "What did you say? It's weird." She said and ran downstairs.

Li Jing asked me: "What's the situation with this girl?"

I half-jokingly and half-seriously said: "How is your son's little object?"

Li Jing asked in surprise, "Really?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It should be said that people like Nezha, but Nezha's mind is full of messes, that is, no one's little girl."

I waved my hand and said, "I'm afraid that's not the case. Nezha also likes Qianqian, but he knows that he won't be around for long, so he doesn't dare to flirt with her."

Li Jing patted his thigh: "What did this brat do!"

I hurriedly said: "Nezha didn't do anything, don't go online again."

Li Jing said sadly: "What a nice girl, why didn't he make an appointment for this marriage?"

I was surprised: "Huh?"

Lu Dongbin said displeasedly, "Do you think it's not bad for this girl to be a baby for your son?"

Li Jing said: "No, Nezha is not young anymore, and his mother and I have paid attention to him a lot, but this child seems to have not yet opened up on this aspect. Now that he has a girl he likes, why not?" What about caring?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "In this world, 16-year-olds are still children, not to mention getting engaged, but talking and holding hands are always called parents."

I wondered: "How do you know?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I talked to Qianqian - I went to buy some breakfast."

Li Jing leaned on the window, just in time to see Zhao Qianqian going to school alone, unhappy, and said angrily: "Nezha, why don't you worry about serious things?"

I asked curiously: "Marshal Li, isn't it true that your army doesn't allow you to accept wives before the battle? Besides, how can this girl like Qianqian suit you?" It's true to say that Zhao Qianqian is lively and beautiful, but compared with Nezha, she has a "family background" It's very ordinary, the father is a gangster and the mother is a housewife, what kind of daughter-in-law Li Jing can't find in the heaven?
Li Jing said indifferently: "This girl never forgets Nezha, so it can be seen that she is also a seed of infatuation. The most important thing is not that she suits me, but that Nezha likes her. This is enough!"

"Hey, you are very good to your son, why do you say that your father and son are at odds?"

Li Jing suddenly said with a look of grief on his face: "Actually, you say that Nezha is full of burdens at such a young age. I don't know. Since he made a big fuss in the East China Sea and was reborn, his whole disposition has changed. I can also see that he It's not a happy life at all, this child has become cautious and obedient to me in everything, but I would rather he was the naughty child who was fearless before."

I disdainfully said: "Don't say one thing and do another. You forced Nezha to be like this today? You didn't support him when he made troubles in the sea, and you forced him to apologize to the old Dragon King. Nezha cut his flesh and bones and returned Wasn't it to get you out of here?"

Li Jing's eyes turned red suddenly and he said, "So I feel ashamed of Nezha!"

I said unexpectedly, "You really think so?"

Li Jingdao: "I haven't given him a good face since he was born. After that incident, although our father and son reconciled on the surface, there is also a gap in our hearts. When I want to make up, I don't know how to get along with him. gone."

I said, "Then why didn't you treat him better before?"

Li Jing sighed and said: "As the marshal of the Heavenly Court, I always think about weighing various aspects. Ao Guang is the Dragon King of the East China Sea and my colleague. On the one hand, I don't want to offend him, and on the other hand, I don't want to be used to bully others. After all, I am the official. I've been in office for too long, and I've brought the officialdom into my family, how can I, Li Jing, be afraid of him, Ao Guang?"

"You said you have a sentence you want to say to Nezha, is that the sentence?"

Li Jing nodded and said, "That's right, but every time the words come to my lips, I don't know what to say to him."

I said: "It's better to talk than to do it, let's implement it in action."

Li Jing watched Zhao Qianqian's back gradually walking away, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "So I must try my best to facilitate this marriage, so that Nezha can be happy."

I laughed and said: "This is a bit difficult. That girl's mother hopes that she can study hard and get into a good university in the future. If you go to propose marriage to her, she will definitely turn against you."

Li Jing said displeased: "Pedantic! How can there be such a parent? Isn't she afraid that her girl will become an old girl and won't be able to marry?"

I said, "We have a lot of unmarried girls in their 40s."

Li Jing patted the table and said, "Nezha can't wait until he is 40 years old! Hmm..." He pondered for a moment and said, "I think I can arrange the marriage for him after the chaos in heaven is over—where does the girl live? I'm going to talk to her mother now."

I laughed and said, "It's just downstairs from our house, but if you go to the house like this, you will definitely call the police. You startled the girl in the morning, so don't harm her mother."

Li Jing looked at himself and said, "Does this handsome look scary?"

I said, "Anyway, I don't want to spend more time with you."

"why?"

I said: "You are too tense, in other words, the official authority is too heavy. Although I know your status is there, but the little girl doesn't want to find a father-in-law who looks angry every day, doesn't she?"

Li Jing was at a loss and said, "Then what should I do?"

I made a gentle gesture and said, "Be kind, be amiable, be approachable."

Li Jing tried his best to force a smile: "Is this okay?"

"Uh... you better stop laughing." Li Jing smiled like a cannibal sucking his teeth before eating people.

Li Jing said helplessly: "This commander was born as a general. He became the commander-in-chief before the age of 30. He has been a soldier all his life. I really don't know what it means to be kind."

"Let's start with the title first. Don't use 'Ben Shuai' in the future. Besides, you won't be unhappy if I call you Brother Li?"

Li Jing said: "Then you call for a try first."

"Uh..." I said cautiously, "Are you threatening or do you really want to try?"

"Call it."

I tentatively asked, "Brother Li...?"

Li Jing said unnaturally: "Hey."

I shuddered and said, "Do you feel awkward?" Nima, I feel like I call him Brother Sheng, as if father and son recognize each other.

Li Jing also felt uncomfortable and said, "It's awkward, but I'll get used to it."

"Okay, let's take our time."

At this time, Lu Dongbin entered the community with a bag of fried dough sticks. All the grandpas and aunts who were doing morning exercises warmly greeted him, and even the rushing office workers greeted him: "Go buy it early?" Lu Dongbin responded with a smile on all sides. , more well-connected than the director of the neighborhood committee.

Li Jing looked out of the window and wondered, "This Lu Dongbin seems to be everywhere?"

Lu Dongbin is from a grassroots background. He is always happy when he meets everyone. Whether he knows him or not, he can chat with him. From 99 to just walking, all the big girls, daughter-in-laws, grandpas and aunts like him. This is innate. temperament.

I said, "If you want to reach his level, it's almost the same."

Li Jing nodded thoughtfully.

As soon as Lu Dongbin entered the door, Li Jing greeted him with a smile on his face, "Brother Lu is back?"

Lu Dongbin was taken aback, and said casually: "I'm back, let's have breakfast."

Li Jing grabbed a deep-fried dough stick and took a bite, "Well, it's delicious, Brother Lu, you've worked hard."

Liu Xiaoliu wandered into the living room, Li Jing hurriedly said, "Princess Liu is up, hurry up and have breakfast."

Liu Xiaoliu was also taken aback.

Li Jing greeted Lu Dongbin again and said, "Brother Lu, eat quickly."

Lu Dongbin saw something was wrong, and asked me in a low voice, "What stimulated this guy?"

I laughed and said, "Brother Li, being approachable does not mean that you are polite to others."

Tianjie Doll suddenly laughed loudly and said, "I can't take it anymore."

Lu Dongbin wondered, "What are you doing?"

I told Lu Dongbin about Li Jing's thoughts, and Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Brother Tianwang wants to learn how to deal with people."

Li Jing said embarrassingly: "Yes, please give me your advice, brother Lu."

Lu Dongbin said with a serious expression: "Do you want to learn high-level kung fu or just learn a little superficial."

Li Jing said: "Is there still a theory of the superior vehicle and the inferior vehicle?"

"Of course there is."

"Is there any difference?"

Lu Dongbin said: "A high-level kung fu can make you get along well with others, and you and others feel like a spring breeze. The low-level kung fu is easy. It's just ordinary socializing and socializing. Everything is fine."

Li Jing hurriedly said: "I want to learn the best!"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's the best—you first get rid of the word 'approachable' from your heart. What does it mean to be approachable? You are approachable when you have a higher status than others. Why do you think you are higher than others?"

Li Jing said: "I have already asked Xiaoqiang to call me Brother Li."

Lu Dongbin said: "That's still superficial, you have to treat yourself and others as the same from the bottom of your heart, you are all equal."

Li Jing said with a look of hunger and thirst: "Oh, we are all equal."

Lu Dongbin took a closer look at Li Jing and said, "Besides, you have to change your attire. Nowadays, people judge everyone by their attire. The first impression is very important."

Li Jing said: "But I think it looks best in armor."

Lu Dongbin said, "Are you wearing armor to go to a girl's house to propose marriage?"

"What should I do?"

Lu Dongbin waved and said, "Come on, let's choose clothes for Li Tianwang."

Li Jing was very emotional, so we had no choice but to go shopping with him.

Along the way, Lu Dongbin and Liu Xiaoliu carried out various literacy tests on Li Jing. Li Jing might have something on his mind, and he didn't express anything other than nodding his head occasionally.

Lu Dongbin not only spends money generously, but also has developed a relatively avant-garde and unique aesthetics in a short period of time. When he leaves the shopping mall, Li Jing is already dressed in decent brand-name clothing, but I still feel a little awkward looking at him—if we say that Lu Dongbin’s Temperament is a man with a story. No matter how you look at it now, Li Jing looks like a man who had an accident at home. Just because of his obsessive-compulsive disorder, anyone who reads it will be anxious.

Lu Dongbin said: "Brother Tianwang, why can't you relax all the time?"

Li Jing frowned and said, "How can I relax, Nezha doesn't know if he can turn the tide of the battle."

Lu Dongbin shrugged his shoulders and said: "Here we go again, everything has a destiny. You gods usually fool ordinary people, why can't you see it? Anyway, you can't help much. You can take care of the daughter-in-law, too. Why don't you do something practical to help Nezha finalize this marriage."

Li Jing was sweating profusely: "You are right, I relax, I relax!"

Lu Dongbin said: "Your hair is not good either, I will take you to make it."

We went to a hairdressing shop again. Lu Dongbin took the album and looked at it for a long time, and then discussed with the hairdresser. The hairdresser looked at Li Jing and said, "This gentleman's temperament is very suitable for back hair."

Tianjie Doll said: "It's not good to have your hair on your back. Just combing your hair with Li Jing's aura is definitely reminiscent of the gang of smugglers in the 90s, and they are the kind who were caught and just released during the crackdown."

I nodded first and said, "I agree!"

Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth and said, "How about a bald shave?"

Li Jing waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I'm not a monk."

Lu Dongbin said: "You have to put a lot of medicine on your image, otherwise you won't be able to change it. Now university students and wealthy people are all bald."

Li Jing hesitated, "Is this okay?"

Lu Dongbin stomped his feet: "Listen to me, just shave the bald man!"

The hairdresser couldn't, so he had to use the scissors.

I sat in a row with Lu Dongbin and Liu Xiaoliu, and I asked Lu Dongbin in a low voice, "Are you really asking him to pack up and propose marriage?"

Lu Dongbin smiled strangely and said, "Don't talk about whether it's successful or not. Wouldn't it be nice to let him have a busy job? It can also cure his problems."

I gave a thumbs up: "It's still Bingo's height."

Liu Xiaoliu was dangling his feet boredly, looking at the beautiful clothes in the opposite window with some ecstasy.

I stabbed Lu Dongbin and said, "Look at what we two are doing, we didn't even mention some clothes for Xiao Liu when we came out." Although Liu Xiaoliu doesn't wear my mother's tattered clothes now, his whole body is covered with street goods , she doesn't seem to have much interest in dressing up.

Lu Dongbin also patted his head and said, "Yes, we are wrong."

Liu Xiaoliu waved his hands and said, "Forget it, I can feel at ease wearing it like this. If I dress like a flower and a butterfly, I won't do it when I see the light and die."

(End of this chapter)