don't mess with me

Chapter 85 Two Dogs
When we heard what he said, we immediately knew that there was something strange in it.Lu Dongbin said, "Report your name."

The little fishmonger said: "The little ones come and go, and I pay my respects to all the fairy grandpas."

Lu Dongbin grabbed the back of his neck and flirted with Li Jing. Li Jing understood and raised the pagoda in his hand.

He came and went in horror and said, "Grandpa Immortal, spare me!"

I suddenly remembered the words of fine ghosts, it seems that little monsters with insufficient levels will die directly in Li Jing's tower.I waved my hand and said, "Wait."

I asked about coming and going: "Do you know fine ghosts and clever bugs?"

They came and went: "I've met a few times in the Heavenly Prison. I don't know why the immortal grandpa asked this question?"

"Who has higher mana, you or them?"

Coming and going, he said without hesitation: "Of course I am taller. How can their kings compare to our kings."

I smiled and said, "So it doesn't matter if I throw you into the Linglong Pagoda."

Said and winked at him.Suddenly, I understood what I meant.Fuzhi said in fear and trepidation: "Grandpa Immortal forgive me, but the little one shouldn't have lied. The two of us are just like each other, and we will never be able to stand up to the pagoda of Grandpa Heavenly King."

Li Jing rolled his eyes at me and said, "Why are you telling him these things. It's as if the commander-in-chief intentionally hurt the weak."

The Heavenly Doll chuckled and said, "Xiaoqiang is soft-hearted."

I kicked back and forth, and said, "What's your plan for coming to the lower realm?"

He kowtowed repeatedly and said, "It's really not a small thing that wants to go to the lower realm. I was thrown down by force. My magic power is low, and I can't harm others."

He wore a straw hat on his head and dressed like an ordinary fishmonger.I took a look at the straw hat and saw that this guy even shaved an inch of his head.I nodded, thinking that no matter how powerful this guy is, his brains seem to be better than fine ghosts and clever bugs.Know how to make up and make up, first make yourself look less dazzling.

I discussed with Li Jing, let's follow the example of the fine ghost and the clever bug.After all, it is of no use to us if you accept him.Just take his life.Li Jing sighed and said, "A woman's benevolence."

In fact, I am not soft-hearted, but I am reluctant to deal with things that can communicate with myself.For example, if you want to eat a fish, the fish suddenly pops up and says, please don’t eat me.I think most people can't talk.That's why dog ​​fans will swear to the death against dog abuse and eating dogs, because they think dogs are their friends.At the end of the day, I still couldn't figure out what the little tiger would eat when he went home after the little tiger and the little white rabbit finished playing games during the day.I looked at the wounds that came and went, and asked Lu Dongbin, "Will he get rabies?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I can't tell. Now that I'm in the lower realm, I'm the same as a human being."

I told You Lai You Qu: "Come on, let's get you a rabies vaccine, because you are also forced to come and go this time, if you have bad intentions, I will tell you to come and go! "

Li Jing asked in surprise, "Is it necessary to do this?"

I smiled and said, "Isn't there such a saying, save people to the end, and send Buddhas to the west."

Li Jing said angrily: "You compare this thing with Buddha, it's really a heinous crime."

Lu Dongbin said: "Xiaoqiang is the realm of Buddha - all living beings are equal."

I pulled Youlaiyouqu up, and he tremblingly said, "Where are you going to send me?"

He probably heard vague words such as rabies vaccine, and thought that something bad would happen.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go." Xiaotiangou looked at me a little confused, as if he was deeply puzzled by what I was doing.I patted the top of its head and said, "You also come with us."

In short, I took Youlaiyouqu to the hospital and gave him an injection.There are coming and going with the mentality of seeing death as home, and I am at my mercy.In the end, I was a little surprised and asked me: "You toss for a long time just to stab me?"

The doctor who gave him the injection looked at his wound and asked me in a low voice, "Your dog bit you?"

I nod.The doctor gasped and said, "Have you negotiated how much to compensate?"

I smiled and said, "Why do you lose money? He still has to thank me."

The doctor said with deep emotion: "It's hard to find people with such faces now."

……

I came to Brother Feng's teahouse with You Come and Go, Brother Feng is very calm after seeing me now.Before I could ask, he pulled me aside and said, "Those guys haven't agreed to pay back the money yet."

I laughed and said, "Did you mistreat them?"

Brother Feng snapped his fingers at the third brother: "Call those two newcomers out to show Brother Qiang."

Not long after, the fine ghost and the clever bug came down from upstairs in suits and ties.They looked full of energy, but the two were short in stature, and wearing suits on them looked like golden boys at a wedding.

Brother Feng said: "No abuse, right?"

I asked him, "How are these two doing?"

Brother Feng nodded and said: "Smart enough, but I don't have much knowledge, as if I just unearthed from Mawangdui."

I smiled and said, "Are you still satisfied?"

Brother Feng said: "Training training should still have a future, at least it looks like a decent person than us."

Lu Dongbin murmured in a low voice, "I should have burned this place if I knew it earlier."

I patted Brother Feng on the shoulder and said, "I brought you a smarter one."

Brother Feng asked me, "I owe you money again?"

I nodded: "Forget it."

Brother Feng was inexplicably surprised: "Brother Qiang, how many people owe you money?"

I said, "Maybe, it depends on the situation. Are you still recruiting here?"

Brother Feng waved his hands vigorously and said, "That's enough. I just recruited two guys temporarily, and I don't really want to open a chain store."

I squeezed You Huiyou's neck and said, "From now on, we will work hard here. If you think about harming others again, I will stuff you into the tower."

He and the fine ghost and clever insect nodded together.When I walked to the door, I turned back and whispered to them: "If you don't want to be beaten to death with a stick, don't talk about your identity." The three of them hurriedly agreed.

After walking out the door, Li Jing was still a little puzzled and said, "Are we doing this right? They are monsters."

I said, "There is no essential difference between humans and demons, they just have different living habits. If all mice become humans, they don't like to live in burrows."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Xiaoqiang is becoming more and more sophisticated. Why do I feel that if he continues to develop like this, he will become a fairy faster than me."

In fact, it’s not that I’m at a high level—I still can’t figure out what the little tiger eats at night…

Xiao Tiangou kept turning his head to look at the three little monsters as he walked, and let out a dull groan in his throat.

I first went to the pet store and bought a bunch of dog treats.After thinking about it, I bought another dog leash.When I got home, as soon as I walked to the second floor, I heard Pippi's cry.I opened the door, and Pippi met Xiaotian Dog head on.It was obviously taken aback, and immediately questioned me.

I said to it, "This is what fell from the sky, your kind."

Pippi immediately expressed disdain.I said, "They're all dogs, so don't dislike anyone."

As I said that, I picked up a bone made of cloth and threw it out, saying: "Go, let's see who gets it back first." As a result, Pipi didn't move at all.

Tianjie Doll whispered: "Pipi is actually Pixiu."

In the end, the two dogs sniffed each other first.The Xiaotian dog wagged its tail in a friendly manner.Pippi's tail appears ambiguous and ambiguous.As a result, it bumped into the opponent while the Xiaotian dog stretched its neck to the top of its head.Xiaotiangou didn't mind either, we laughed and said, "Pippi is jealous."

I reached out to touch the Xiaotian dog, but it avoided it with resentful eyes.

Lu Dongbin said: "It seems that you confiscated it and came and went. It is very dissatisfied with you."

I said unexpectedly: "Yo, I have learned to be angry with others."

I grabbed a handful of dog food, held it to its mouth, and said, "Do you like this one?"

Xiao Tiangou greedily sniffed it twice, but stubbornly refused to move his mouth.I opened another can of dog food: "What about this one?"

Xiaotiangou turned away his face, and simply cut off the temptation.

At this time, Ao Guang called me and said that he had brought Bai Jin'er back. She was at the gate of the community and asked me to go down to pick it up.At the same time, the roaring dog jumped up and barked at the door.Lu Dongbin was a little surprised and said: "It seems that Xiaotiangou can recognize evil spirits. Otherwise, why would it find it so easily and come and go."

At this time, Bai Jin'er had already walked outside the door by herself, and the Xiaotian dog barked even more fiercely.I hugged it by the neck and said: "Outside the door is my own person. Although she is a monster, she is a kind monster, full of entanglements in her heart, good and evil are constantly fighting, and in the end the good side prevailed—not to mention anything else She also saved my life. If you were me, you wouldn't let me watch you bite her."

Damn, this relationship is really messed up.But I think I've managed to understand and reason with a dog.Xiao Tiangou was furious.I resisted the door to prevent Bai Jin'er from entering, and said helplessly to Pippi: "You two have a common language, please help me persuade it."

Pippi barked a few times at the roaring dog, his tone calm and persuasive.Xiao Tianquan tilted his head and listened, as if he answered a few words.There is reprimand and doubt in the tone.

Pippi said euphemistically, "Woof."

Xiao Tiangou said angrily: "Wow, woof!"

Pippi said: "Wow!"

The roaring dog said: "Wow, woof, woof!"

The [-]-word dialogue is omitted here (hey, the stalk of the dog-dog dialogue seems to be used in some book)...

In the end, Pippi seemed to be reluctant to persuade the other party, and Xiao Tiangou lay on the ground helplessly.

"You won?" I asked Pippi.

Pippi nodded at me in an imperceptible way.

Only then did I carefully open the door to let Bai Jin'er in, and was ready to rescue her at any time.

Xiaotiangou just bared his teeth at her fiercely, and finally made no further move.

I smiled and said, "I didn't expect Xiaotiangou to have a nemesis."

Tianjie Doll said: "It may not be the nemesis, but Pipi is a little more clever."

At this time, Xiaotiangou saw that the door was not closed, and rushed out with a stride.

I was startled and hurried out.

Xiaotiangou ran downstairs quickly, but was a little dazed. I noticed that it was holding its butt tightly, looking very uncomfortable.

I was afraid that it would cause trouble, so I tied the dog chain around its neck. The Xiaotian dog was not used to it at first, but it didn't resist much.

People who knew me in the community greeted me one after another: "Bought a dog? It's really impressive."

I smiled apologetically, and dragged the Xiaotian dog around in the community. There were also dog walkers in the same community. Those purebred large dogs were either half a head shorter or shorter than the Xiaotian dog. When I saw the Xiaotian dog They all avoided.

There are also some young women with puppies who defecate everywhere with their Chihuahua Jingba. Those dogs sniff and sniff telephone poles and under trees, and then raise a hind leg in an unsightly way to spray some liquid, and they don’t solve it all at once. You have to come one by one.

Xiaotiangou looked at them curiously, imitating clumsily and jerkyly.

It dawned on me: It turned out that the Xiaotian dog was going to solve the excretion problem, but it probably had no experience before, so it had to learn from scratch.

Fortunately, after two laps of walking, nature finally defeated shyness, and the Xiaotian dog successfully watered a row of trees.

Then I sat on the bench in the community, and Xiaotiangou looked at the puppies playing with each other in the distance, lying quietly on the side.

I saw that it was not in a good mood, and asked, "What's the matter, buddy, did you miss your master?"

Xiaotiangou looked up at me this time, with a very sad expression.

I touched its back and said, "Actually, it's a good thing your master didn't come down, it means he wasn't injured."

Xiao Tianquan sneezed contradictoryly.

At this time, someone threw a baseball and called to his pet dog, "Go!"

The baseball was thrown high, and the Xiaotian dog subconsciously stood up, but the man's puppy didn't catch it. It crawled into the grass for a long time before it came out with the ball in its mouth. The grass clippings made the dog owner laugh.

Xiaotiangou's eyes showed fascination, and I said, "Why, do you want to play too?"

Xiao Tianquan heard it but lay down again.

I found a tattered baseball under the bench, I picked it up and threw it a dozen steps ahead: "Go, pick it up!"

The Xiaotian dog was indifferent, I was a little disappointed, it seems that it is not my dog ​​after all, and it doesn't bother to play such childish games.

Just as I was about to lead it home, Xiaotiangou suddenly stood up and trotted over to pick up the ball and returned to me, loosening its mouth and dropping the baseball to my feet.

I was very encouraged. This time I picked up the ball and threw it far away. Xiao Tiangou rushed over to pick it up without my calling.

I said: "This time I threw it higher, you must be able to catch the ball before it hits the ground!" I deliberately threw it high into the air with all my strength, and the Xiaotian dog jumped out excitedly. Like an off-string sword, he came under the ball's landing point ahead of time, and then jumped up high to catch the ball in mid-air.Then he ran to me, spit the ball down, and looked at me eagerly.

Then we played happily, no matter how I tried my best to throw the ball far away, or even close to the ground, the Xiaotian dog could always catch it early like a bullet. In the end, my shoulders were sore and I couldn’t win. once.

(End of this chapter)