don't mess with me

Chapter 86
I played with the Xiaotian dog for more than half an hour. I checked that it was almost time, and I was about to go home when the Xiaotian dog suddenly barked at the gate of the community.I thought it hadn't played enough, so I said, "Let's play again tomorrow." The dog is really strange, and I don't know what fun it is to throw a broken ball around.

But the Xiaotian dog turned a deaf ear to it, and suddenly ran away, turning around and barking at me twice while running.The tone seemed rather urgent.I trembled in my heart, wondering if it had discovered the enemy again.But when he wanted to call Lu Dongbin and the others, Xiaotiangou had already run out of the gate.It's a pity that I also put the Tianjie doll at home, and I didn't even have anyone to give me an idea.

Seeing that the Xiaotian dog had disappeared, I had no choice but to grit my teeth and drive out.Xiaotiangou left the community and rushed northward.It's fast, has great stamina, and it's like a small go-kart racing ahead.My Otto can hardly keep up with it.It ran across several main roads around corners, and burrowed into several alleys. It seemed extremely purposeful.

It was getting late, I turned on the car lights, about ten minutes later, it led me to a narrow alley, the pace began to become cautious, and I kept sniffing my nose and crawling forward.I got out of the car and followed quietly. There are no street lights in the alley, and the area is remote.

Someone was talking vaguely in the middle of the alley. I moved forward and finally saw two people, one of whom was facing away from me.The other face is vaguely visible, an unsurprising middle-aged woman, with sparse wavy curls, like the last few bites of instant noodles every time, and cheap eyebrow tattoos, which look like two beetle braids, although The light is not very good, but a mouthful of dim yellow teeth can still be seen, and a faux leather bag with a cardboard piece exposed is slung across his shoulders.I secretly decided in my heart: This woman must be a demon.

The person with his back to me was clearly a man.But in good shape.The two faced each other, as if a dispute had occurred.

The woman said in a sullen voice, "What are you trying to do when you stop me? You don't sell things, and you don't want food."

Only then did I see clearly that she was clutching her bag tightly with one hand, and holding a few pieces of change with the other.The expression on his face was calm, and he was not very scared.The obedient meaning turned out to be that this man blocked her way.The man shrugged his shoulders slightly and said with a smile, "You underestimate me too. Can't I be interested in other things?"

The woman was about 45 years old, with a vigor in the corners of her eyebrows and eyes.At first glance, he was a grassroots hero who had seen big storms when he was young.At this time, he opened the mouth of the bag calmly and said, "I really have no money. You don't want steel coins, do you? You are not a wishing well."

Except for a large bottle of cheap perfume, there was really only a bunch of steel coins in the bag.

The man chuckled and said, "I don't love money, I only love beauty like you."

As soon as he finished speaking, I felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, a breath of turbid air came up, and I had a strong feeling of wanting to vomit.Either this product has a strong taste or a conscience.At this moment, I also understand that Xiaotiangou led me here, there must be a demon here.But who these two are, I really can't tell the difference...

The middle-aged woman blushed after hearing this, and said with a complicated expression: "Have you quarreled with your wife? Then you can't be angry with me. It's not good for her to see it, and it's not good for my husband to see it. I Although my husband is not a serious person, our husband and wife relationship is still very harmonious."

The man said cheaply: "I am sincere. Since I met you, it means that we are destined. Why don't you go to the fish and water with me. I will definitely make you want to die."

The woman said: "Brother, you have just been released from prison, and you are so hungry."

The man said: "Although what I said earlier is correct, it's not because of this. I just want you to be happy with me because of your itching." Your benefit."

A look of fierceness flashed across the woman's face, she suddenly swung her bag and smashed it.While yelling: "Bastard, my mother has said it like this, and you still want to take advantage of my mother."

She was quick with her mouth and hands, and the imitation leather bag was ruthless and accurate, and she repeatedly slammed it on the opponent's head.

The man laughed strangely, and while resisting, he teased: "Don't be angry, beauty."

"vomit--"

Xiaotiangou and I vomited for "beauty" at the same time.It seems that it can still understand some words.

At this time, the man Leng Ding stretched out his hands and held the woman in his arms.He opened his mouth and kissed her face.I was surprised and said: "Yo, it's serious."

I have now basically determined who the monster is.But for ordinary people, the taste is definitely not so heavy.The man talked and laughed, but his strength was not small.The woman was pressed against the wall by him, and she opened her mouth full of yellow teeth while yelling curses.

I shouted tremblingly from behind: "Monster, let go of that beast."

Both of them were surprised at the same time.The man turned his head, revealing a pale face.The three strands of dog oil beard trembled slightly with the wind, but other than that, they were pretty.He didn't look at me, but stared at Xiaotiangou, and asked "Huh?" in doubt.

The woman took advantage of this time to escape from the alley by rolling and crawling.Turning around and cursing: "You wait for my old lady, I will let my husband hack you to death."

She is really repaying her kindness with revenge.

A low threatening sound came from Xiaotianquan's throat.The man shouted, "Who are you?"

I smiled and said, "Who are you?"

The man said: "Don't tell lies in front of real people, I am the Great Immortal Lu Li. If you are a fellow Taoist, you might as well report your name."

I yelled at him, "My surname is Yang and my name is Jian, and God Erlang is me."

Great Immortal Lu Li was taken aback, and said: "Then this dog is Xiaotian Dog?"

I said, "It's our two brothers." After I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong...

Immortal Lu Li glanced at me carefully, then suddenly said, "Where's your third eye?"

I touched my forehead and said, "I'm sleepy, sleep for a while."

Immortal Lu Li narrowed his eyes and said, "You are not Yang Jian at all."

The Xiaotian dog also looked up at me contemptuously, indicating that it also thought that my statement was unreliable.I patted it on the head and said, "A dog, bite him."

The Xiaotian dog pounced on it like an arrow leaving the string.There was a gust of wind behind him.Immortal Lu Li quickly stuck to the wall to avoid the blow.Xiao Tianquan twisted his body in the air, and clung to it again with a strange movement.The god dog is a god dog after all, these two strikes are like a rounded bullet, swift and precise, much more dazzling than "League of Killers".

Immortal Lu Li lay on the ground with a dog gnawing shit, already showing a distressed look.I proudly said: "I don't need to do it myself, you can't even deal with my dog."

Great Immortal Lu Li sneered, suddenly got on all fours, lying on the ground, and then slowly pointed his butt at us.My first reaction was that he was about to fart, so I hurriedly and subconsciously covered my nose.But I also thought that the yellow wind monster has been taken in by us. Could it be that deer can fart too.But for a long time, I didn't see any movement from him, he just pointed his butt towards me.

I covered my heart and said, "Brother, I don't like this." Is he bribing me in this way?

Xiaotiangou didn't care what he said, and bit his ass.Great Immortal Lu Li remained motionless, at the moment Xiaotianquan jumped forward, his hind legs flicked, and immediately kicked Xiaotianquan on the forehead, kicking it back.The Xiaotian dog suffered from this loss, roared angrily, and leaned down again, looking for opportunities around him.But no matter where it goes, the buttocks of Luli Daxian will be twisted there.The two hind legs have always maintained a ready-to-go posture.The Xiaotian dog fell on the ground, approached slowly, aimed at one of Lu Li Daxian's feet, and bit it fiercely.Immortal Lu Li propped his hands on the ground, kicked his feet "boom" wildly, and kicked the dog's nose coldly, the dog whimpered and took a few steps back.

I looked at it worriedly. It turned out that this guy can't fart, but he has learned the skills of a donkey.It can kick people with its hind hooves, and it is airtight.I fumbled around, picked up a brick on the ground and smashed it hard.At this time, he was facing me obliquely, and I also hit him on the head, but I didn't want this guy to lean his leg again, and kicked the brick back at a strange angle. With a "bang", it hit me on the forehead, and it hit my eyes with golden stars.Sitting down on the ground.

Great Immortal Lu Li said viciously: "You ruined my good deed, and I will pay with your life."

He pushed forward step by step, and the Xiaotian dog angrily stood in front of me, barking wildly.But as the saying goes, there is no way to bite a bastard. Although he dare not take the risk easily, he will never take a step back.Immortal Lu Li rolled his eyes, as if he didn't want to fight us desperately, he laughed and said: "So they are a pair of trash, I don't have the same knowledge as you." As he spoke, he flicked his limbs and jumped far away.He jumped out of the alley in just two strokes and disappeared immediately.

Xiaotiangou circled around me in frustration, I waited for a long time before I took out my phone and called Lu Dongbin.Full of resentment, he shouted: "Come here, I let the heavy taste beat me."

……

When Lu Dongbin and the others rushed over, I barely got up from the ground.Seeing that my forehead was swollen, Lu Dongbin asked inexplicably, "What's wrong with you?"

After I told the story, Lu Dongbin said, "Sure enough, it's a group of monsters making trouble. It's a pity we came a step too late."

I said dizzily, "You were kicked to death if you came early."

Li Jingdao: "The Immortal Luli, the Immortal Huli, and the Immortal Yangli used to cause rebellion in the Chechi Kingdom and were defeated by monkeys one by one. Although their physical bodies were destroyed, their souls were immortal and they are still serving their sentences in the Heavenly Prison. Their magic power should not be much. Strong is."

I waved my hand and said, "Let me interject, why does this product have such a strong taste? Is there something to say?" I seriously doubt that the ability of the Great Immortal Luli is to tease ugly women, and the uglier he is, the higher his magic power will be.From another perspective, the woman just now is indeed a unique gem.

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Deer are the most lecherous, so they naturally like women. But beauty and ugliness have their own opinions, and that's a matter of taste."

Li Jing said: "Let's chase again."

I said dejectedly, "I ran away a long time ago. Even if I found him, you might not be able to catch him."

Among these few people, Li Jing is the best at the pagoda, Lu Dongbin used melee to take down the long-range attack mages like the Yellow Wind Monster, and the Celestial Doll can sometimes temporarily act as a shaman, but our maximum output is insufficient.I suddenly found that I, the MT, was the most successful in this team.But someone has to stop me from drawing hatred.Whenever this happens, I miss Nezha very much.

Tianjie Doll suddenly smiled and said: "Look at Xiaoqiang, he looks like a birthday star."

Now I have a high and swollen forehead, and I am almost bald and have a cane-damn, there are guys in our team who use taunting skills on our own people.It can be said that they are all teammates like pigs, but generally people who say such things are masters themselves, but I am the worst one.

In fact, I can see that Tianjie Doll wants to make a joke and ease the atmosphere, because our team's morale is indeed a bit low.

The next morning, while we were discussing future strategic deployments, I suddenly received a call from Lula.

Lula said to me in a half-serious, half-joking tone: "Xiaoqiang, it's time for you to repay your favor."

"Huh?" My heart would still flutter if a normal girl joked with me like that, but that's fine with Lula.

Lula said, "My parents want to see you."

"So suddenly?"

"Originally, my mother wanted to invite you to my house for dinner, but my father has been on a business trip. I am afraid that you will misunderstand that I am a single-parent family and we will not get along well. My father is back today. Do you think it is convenient for you?"

I lowered my voice and said, "Is it convenient for you—is your mother right next to you?"

Lula smiled and said, "It's convenient, what do you want to say?"

I said, "I'm a little timid, can I not go? Just say that I'm very busy these days, and I'm really busy these days."

Lula said angrily: "You can't do this. When I helped you last time, I didn't say anything. During this period of time, we didn't even pretend to be pretending. My mother has suspected it for a long time. If you don't come, there will be endless troubles. You Figure it out for yourself."

I sighed and said, "Okay, okay. Who told us to have a naked relationship of mutual use."

Lula smiled and said, "The time is set at noon, at my house. I'll text you the address later."

She suddenly said solemnly: "But my strategic thinking is different from yours. Let's just finish this last hammer deal."

I wondered, "What do you mean?"

Lula said: "At first, you were like a trickle of water, trying to hide it. I want to make a quick cut - I think so, when you came to my house, why didn't you come here? It's best to make the second elder feel that I'm not nice to others - ——If you want them to persuade me to find another one as soon as you go out, it will work best. In this way, you and your parents will have an explanation. Both of us are relieved. I pretend to be hurt again, and they will not be so bad within half a year Sorry to bother me."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "You are much more ruthless than me."

(End of this chapter)