don't mess with me

Chapter 92
After finishing the work of Immortal Luli and Immortal Huli, the sky is already showing a white belly.We all stayed up all night in the group, and we all went back to bed first according to my intention.

Yang Jian jumped into the car and said, "You must catch another one, and then you can rest if you catch another one."

I said with a bitter face: "Brother, if you are not tired, we are tired too."

Yang Jian said: "It is our duty to eradicate evil affairs. There are evil spirits making trouble outside the window. Even if I give you a warm fur and brocade couch, can you sleep?"

I murmured: "We have all slept for several days..."

Yang Jian patted the door of the car and said, "Hurry up."

I put my hand into my pocket and said to the Tianjie doll, "Who do you think Yang Jian looks like?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Fahai."

I smiled wryly and said, "We really have more and more tacit understanding." There is such a kind of people who believe in justice and take it as their responsibility to eliminate the strong and help the weak. The method, the attitude is tough and the means are rough. People with this personality can barely play the leading role in the novels of the 80s and 21s, but later they became less and less popular, which directly led to the popularity of online novels in the early [-]st century. The status quo that only real villains are popular—Yang Jian and Fa Hai are responsible for the distorted world view of online novels!
Not long after I drove forward, I found that the fuel tank was in an emergency. I yelled at Xiaotiangou: "Help me find a gas station first."

Xiaotiangou sniffled and led us around two streets to a gas station that was open day and night.

Through the window, the salesperson saw a heavenly soldier sitting in front of us and a bald hooligan sitting in the back, driving an open-top Alto, he locked the door and dared not come out.

I said out of anger, "Come on for us."

The salesperson shouted in panic through the glass: "Come on! Come on!"

I was also annoyed by him, got out of the car and stuffed the money in through the crack of the door, and the salesman came out to work tremblingly.

I pointed to the direction of the restroom sign and said to Erlangshen: "The restroom is over there, and the person on the door without a skirt is a man."

Yang Jian nodded and jumped out of the car.It took a long time for him to come out after we finished filling up the gas.While tidying up the skirt, he said, "Fortunately, you told me in advance, otherwise I would have entered the skirt."

I glared at him and said, "You think you're Scottish."

We continued on our way, and by this time it was broad daylight.There are gradually pedestrians and vehicles on the road.Small merchants who sell breakfast have also come out.Yang Jian's stomach groaned like a lead singer, which aroused the resonance of the three of us, and the engine of the convertible Alto couldn't cover up the overwhelming sound...

I tentatively asked Yang Jian, "How about eating first?"

"This...is fine."

With the light of the sky, I found that Yang Jian's third eye was particularly scary.In the past, no matter in comics or TV, when the eye was closed, it was simply treated as a black line, but the real Yang Jian's eye not only had eye sockets, but also had eyelashes.It's more shocking to close it than to open it.

I said to him, "It's nothing more than your clothes, the three eyes are too scary, you have to deal with them."

Yang Jian said, "What do you want me to do?"

I searched for it in the car, and there was a white towel issued by the bathroom in the storage compartment.I took it out and handed it to Yang Jian, "Put it on the head."

Yang Jian said depressedly: "Do you have to do this?"

Li Jing said: "It's better to block it. To be honest, we found it quite scary when we saw it in the sky."

Lu Dongbin also said: "That's right, ordinary people must be scared to death seeing you like this. You don't want to do this, do you? You are a messenger of justice."

Yang Jian had no choice but to tie a white towel on his head. I found a shop selling fried buns on the side of the road, and I took three people and one dog to open for the boss.

I ate a basket of buns with warm soy milk.Finally, I felt warm in my heart.

Yang Jian was so preoccupied that he didn't know what to eat, so he stopped eating after eating the sixth cage.He found that we were all looking at him, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

I said hesitantly, "Are you full?"

Yang Jian sighed and said, "Whoever wants to eat, that's it."

I asked Li Jing with a wry smile: "Is your combat power in the heavens linked to your appetite?"

Li Jing said embarrassingly, "Hasn't he been hungry for several days?"

"Oh, that's right. If that's the case, the Four Heavenly Kings should be firmly in the top ten."

I saw that everyone, including Xiao Tiangou, was looking tired, so I discussed with Yang Jian: "Why don't you go back and take a rest first? Reasonable rest is also for better work."

Before Yang Jian could speak, Li Jing sighed with bloodshot eyes: "Hunger, hunger and fatigue are the sufferings of ordinary people."

Lu Dongbin said: "The sufferings of ordinary people don't stop there. You great gods still don't understand much."

Li Jing chuckled and said, "Don't say that, who hasn't been a mortal?"

Yang Jian suddenly said coldly: "You are all mortals and have become gods, so what am I? Who of you can understand my suffering?"

Lu Dongbin and Li Jing were stunned one after another.I whispered to the Celestial Doll, "What do you mean?"

Tianjie Doll also whispered: "Yang Jian is a hybrid of human and god, so it seemed that there were some twists and turns at the beginning."

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the vegetable market opposite us, and it seemed that someone had a dispute.Xiao Tianquan also spat out half of the bun in his mouth and yelled loudly.

Yang Jian pushed the bowl and chopsticks and said coldly: "It's time to work again."

When we squeezed into the market, we saw a large group of vegetable sellers surrounding a tall, thin man, all of whom were filled with anger and righteous indignation.

At first, an old farmer tugged at the sleeves of the tall, thin man and said, "You are unreasonable? You don't get paid for eating other people's food!" Other farmers responded, "Yes."

I grabbed a bystander in front of me and asked, "What's going on?"

Seeing more and more people watching the excitement, the old farmer jumped onto a tricycle waving his hands: "Fathers and folks, come and comment on me."

He pointed to the tall and thin man, and said, "This man came to my vegetable stand early in the morning, asked for cabbage hearts, and said that the leftover cabbage would belong to him. I insisted on picking more than 50 cabbages for him. As a result, he left without paying after eating. Do you think this is reasonable?"

Someone in the crowd laughed and said: "Don't you want to blackmail people? Who can eat more than 50 cabbage hearts? Are you not afraid of heartburn?"

The old farmer pointed to the booth next to him emotionally and said, "Look for yourself!"

I took a look, and sure enough, there was a huge pile of cabbage gangs that had been picked up in a mess, which was as much as half a car.Every cabbage is split in the middle, and the tenderest parts are dug away.When the onlookers saw the evidence, they pointed to the tall and thin man and asked, "Did you do this?"

That tall, thin man had a pointed chin, high cheekbones, but the top of his head was surprisingly large.Especially from the middle of the forehead to the back of the head, it is divided into two halves, which looks like a buttock at first glance.

He smiled sinisterly: "So what if I did it?"

This finally aroused public outrage, and people rushed to talk: "Give me money!"

The thin and tall man didn't care, and said: "I won't give it, what can you do to me?"

Yang Jian whispered in my ear: "Do you see who is the demon?"

I smiled and said, "I can tell, but it may not be a demon."

Yang Jian asked suspiciously, "What else could it be?"

I smiled and said nothing, anyway, this guy must be weird.Even if Nine Golden Flowers play tricks here, they still can't eat fifty cabbages. Anyway, they are either monsters or zombies - after they failed in "Plants vs. Zombies", they went to the vegetable market to take revenge.

The common people who watched the excitement didn't dare to say anything when they saw the tall, thin and unscrupulous man.The thin and tall man continued to yell: "You have the ability to hit me."

I said speechlessly, "This is the master of fine ghosts and clever bugs."

The old farmer waved his hand and said: "Boys, we don't bully others and we can't be bullied anymore, beat him up!"

The dozen or so vegetable farmers around the old man seemed to be from the same village as him, and they would blow up their nests together.A strong man held the weighing pan, and poked the tall and thin man's back with the scale beam.The tall and thin man sneered slightly, then suddenly turned around and lowered his head into the strong man's arms.His huge ass-like head seemed to be extremely hard, and it hit the weighing pan in the hands of the strong man with a "bang", pushing him into the pile of cabbage.

The vegetable farmers were furious together, and surrounded them from all directions, punching and kicking.But the tall and thin man was not in a hurry, and he hit everyone with a head.It didn't take a few strokes to smash everyone's heads.

Yang Jian shouted: "Monster, report your name!"

The tall and thin man saw that there was a difference in our group, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you?"

Li Jing said: "We are the ones who came to arrest you."

The onlookers whispered, "The market manager finally appeared."

The old farmer looked at the white towel on Yang Jian's head and said, "Brother, you are also a farmer, so you come to judge."

Yang Jian said speechlessly, "Leave it to me."

The old farmer reminded Yang Jian: "You have to be careful, this turtle grandson has been prepared for a long time, and only came out to grab food with a toilet on his head."

Yang Jian smiled slightly, and strode towards the tall and thin man.The tall and thin man pawed the ground with his feet and lowered his head to point at Yang Jian, acting very much like some kind of angry animal.The two accelerated at the same time and were about to collide.Yang Jian's left fist slammed on the top of the opponent's head, and the two bounced off each other.Yang Jian kept shaking his hands, while the tall and thin man said proudly, "Do you know how powerful it is?"

Yang Jian said angrily: "Come again!"

The thin and tall man said: "I really don't know how to die." He lowered his head and dived for the second time, the speed was even faster than the last time.

Yang Jian stood still, and when he was about to rush forward, he suddenly picked up a tin bucket from the stall next to him and put it on the tall and thin man's head.Then he turned sideways and kicked the tall and thin leg.The other party couldn't see things, and suddenly fell into a shit.

Yang Jian quickly caught up and punched the iron bucket before he could see.The iron bucket was thin and tough, and Yang Jian punched it on the tall and thin man's head.Following Yang Jian's fist like a hammer, the iron bucket gradually formed the shape of a tall, thin head like a mould.

His lower face was thin and pointed, and the top of his head was huge, with a forked skull in the middle.At first glance, it looked like a sheep.At this time, it can be clearly seen that the huge top of the head is actually a pair of horns.

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It turned out to be a bighorn goat."

At first, every time Yang Jian punched, the onlookers cheered and cheered loudly, but gradually the tall and thin man became silent, and the old farmer worried: "Brother, if you hit him again, you will kill him. Forget it, my No more food money."

Yang Jian picked up the tall and thin man and said to the old farmer: "We are going to take this man away. You can continue to live and work in peace and contentment. Don't worry, everyone, as long as I am here, I will never let crooked ways disturb your life."

I covered my face and said, "Isn't this too grand and upright?"

Only then did the common people suddenly realize: "It turned out to be plain clothes."

……

We brought the tall and thin man under a deserted overpass, Yang Jian tore off the iron sheet from his head and threw him on the ground, saying: "Sign up!"

The thin and tall man turned over and knelt down on the ground, bowing again and again: "All the gods, please forgive me. The little one has a nickname called Immortal Yang Li, this time he was forced to go down to the realm, and he didn't think of harming anyone."

I said, "Then you eat human cabbage? You still eat it so finely—"

Immortal Yang Li wept and said: "In the past, when we controlled Che Chiguo, we were treated as national teachers. Eating a few cabbages is not harmful, right?"

Yang Jian said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense! A monster is a monster. If I don't accept you, I will damage Tianwei." He nodded at Lu Dongbin and motioned him to do it.

A trace of treachery flashed in the eyes of Great Immortal Yang Li, and suddenly he jumped on the bridge pier.Then use hands and feet to climb up the bridge pillar.There is no point of strength on the smooth pillar, and he doesn't have claws like Huli Daxian, but he didn't fall off.

Seeing this, I hurriedly grabbed Yang Jian and said, "Open your eyes, open your third eye!"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "No, no, I'll deal with him." Then he walked up the steps to the overpass—we didn't realize that the stairs of the bridge were beside us.

Lu Dongbin ran to the bridge first, looked down at Immortal Yang Li and stretched out a hand: "I don't see that you are still an expert rock climber, do you want me to pull you?"

Immortal Yangli could have climbed onto the bridge immediately, but now he had to step back a little bit. He couldn't get up and down, and he said frantically, "Don't force me!"

Lv Dongbin imitated his arrogance just now and said: "I will force you, what can you do to me?"

Immortal Yang Li said harshly: "I'll break the bridge pillar and crush you to death!" He lowered his head and slammed into the pillar fiercely.For a moment, the stones collapsed and flew, which turned out to be quite powerful.

Yang Jian took off the towel on his head expressionlessly, and glanced at him with his third eye.Immortal Yangli let out a scream when he bumped his head against the pillar again, and his eyes fell down as soon as he rolled it. Lu Dongbin quickly reached out to grab his horn and threw him into Li Jing's tower.

Yang Jian put the towel around his head again, waved his hand and said, "Next."

(End of this chapter)