don't mess with me

Chapter 93 Enlightenment

"You don't want to die?" I couldn't help crying when I heard him say this. We people have been following him all day and night. "You don't know how many people die suddenly now? Others die at work, and there are still mourners. Yes, when you die, your dog will wear mourning for you!"

Yang Jian said impatiently: "If you don't go, I will." He left us alone, and Xiao Tiangou could only follow behind him listlessly.

I couldn't really let him act alone, so I had to drive behind him.

Yang Jian was also polite, jumped back into the car and said to Xiao Tiangou: "Cheer up!"

The Xiaotian dog sticks out its long tongue, leading the way with difficulty.

I really couldn't see it anymore and said, "Let it get in the car too."

Yang Jian frowned and said, "You guys are used to it. If this goes on, how long will it take to catch those monsters?" But in the end, he agreed.

Xiaotiangou jumped into the car in fear, Lu Dongbin put his arms around its head and said: "From now on, stay with us, I will give you good food and drink every day, as long as we have a car, we will never let you walk."

Xiao Tianquan turned his head away in disdain, Yang Jian sneered slightly.

Lu Dongbin said helplessly, "This dog is just as clueless as its master."

……

The midday sun gradually became hotter, and we were driving a cabriolet again. After a while, everyone was tanned. First, I was afraid that the traffic police would confiscate my "modified car", and second, Yang Jian dressed like this. I didn’t dare to drive in crowded places. I fell asleep several times, and when I opened my eyes, I realized that the car was still running. I knew it would be impossible to continue like this, so I quickly stopped the car and said, “Let’s vote with a show of hands , Raise your hand if you agree to go home!"

Lu Dongbin and Li Jing raised their hands without thinking.

Yang Jian said: "I disagree!"

I said, "It's up to you in a while—you can raise both hands." Anyway, it's 3 to 2 when he raises both hands. If the other party is Nezha, I dare not say that...

Yang Jian yawned and said, "Forget it, we will go back when we go back, but we must continue to work before dark."

Li Jing said: "Simply eat lunch and then go back and have a good sleep."

I suddenly said: "Let's go find Liu Laoliu!" I found that this place is very close to his place, we have been busy all night for him, and it is really uncomfortable not to rub him for a meal.Lu Dongbin also agreed.

I drove the car directly into Liu Laoliu's yard. Today Liu Laoliu was the only one looking at the garbage stall.

Yang Jian probably didn't realize who Liu Laoliu was referring to, so he said unexpectedly, "Uncle?"

Liu Laoliu was slightly startled when he saw Yang Jian, and he was a little at a loss and said, "You're here too?"

Yang Jian nodded, and the two passed by. He turned his back to Liu Laoliu and looked around.

I smiled and said, "Lao Liu, we are here to eat you."

Liu Laoliu said absent-mindedly: "Okay, okay..." He turned around and asked Yang Jian, "Erlang, is the situation up there okay?"

Yang Jian didn't answer and said, "Nezha is in charge of the battle. He seems to have learned his skills again. Heisha God has been restrained by him."

Liu Laoliu nodded and said, "That's good, that's good... Are you okay too?"

Yang Jian said: "I saw that there was a disturbance in the Tianjian, and I knew it would be difficult to deal with it, so I came here to help you."

"Oh, all right……"

I suddenly found that the conversation between these two people was very awkward. I knew that Yang Jian was Liu Laoliu's nephew. It stands to reason that they should be very affectionate when they met, but there was a very awkward atmosphere at the scene. Liu has a wretched face and no one to tell the truth, but now he is serious. Yang Jian is arrogant when he sees everyone, and now he has become hesitant.

The Tianjie doll turned the car back to its original shape, and I whispered to it while sticking to the roof: "What's going on with these two people?"

The Tianjie doll hesitated for a moment and said: "At the beginning, Yang Jian's mother, Fairy Yunhua, went down to the world, married Yang Tianyou and gave birth to Yang Jian. Probably because his head was squeezed by the door, he sent heavenly soldiers and generals to press Fairy Yunhua under the peach mountain. Yang Jian learned his skills to fight against the heavenly soldiers and generals, and then split the mountain to rescue his mother. It's all right, and later Yang Jian made many military exploits for the Heavenly Court, and his status is getting higher and higher, but there is always a layer of estrangement between this nephew and uncle."

I suddenly said: "I seem to have heard this story before, Mrs. Liu is not a thing, if I were Yang Jian, I would have to beat him up!"

Tianjie Doll said: "After all, breaking bones connects tendons, even if your mother and uncle quarrel, you can't really hit them with your hands."

I said angrily: "If my uncle dares to press my mother under the water tank, do you think I can beat him?"

The Heavenly Doll sighed and said: "In a society where people have people and gods have circles of gods, Yang Jian can't go too far if he doesn't want to completely break with the circle, and he has a very special status now. He is both a princeling and the number one general. When Lao Liu really has something to do, he may not be able to command him, and Li Jing is the marshal, isn't he also in his eyes?"

I scratched my head and said, "Oh, no!"

"What's wrong?"

"Don't talk, there must be something wrong!" I Leng Ding said, "Does Yang Jian also have a nephew named Chen Xiang?"

"There is such a person."

"Chen Xiang's mother also married a scholar in the lower realm, and was later suppressed under Huashan Mountain. When Chen Xiang split the mountain to save his mother, it was Yang Jian who took the lead in obstructing it, right?" Although I haven't read the original book of "Lotus Lantern", I have seen cartoons...

"Uh, it seems to be."

I patted the table and said, "Then Yang Jian is not a thing. Since he has such an experience, why is he still embarrassing his nephew?"

The Heavenly Doll said helplessly: "Then you have to ask Yang Jian himself." It added, "Don't ask now."

Filled with righteous indignation, I said, "Why can't I ask?"

Tianjie Doll said simply and clearly: "In case he beats you!"

"Hey, then I won't ask."

The so-called family has hard-to-read scriptures, but Yang Jian’s family’s book seems to be particularly difficult to understand. Now I am completely disappointed in Yang Jian. I thought he was a little arrogant, but I didn’t expect him to be a cold-blooded animal. I made up my mind to wait for him After capturing all the monsters in the lower realm, send him back quickly. Who knows if he will betray his friends with such a bottomless person?

Liu Laoliu bought a lot of vegetables from the nearby restaurant and carried them in disposable lunch boxes. He laid them out in the yard and said, "Come, let's eat."

Everyone took their seats, Lu Dongbin and Li Jing obviously knew that Liu Laoliu and Yang Jian were not quite right, and their conversations were cloudy and foggy, except to interrupt or interrupt. Although the two parties were sitting in a row, we couldn't say a word after ten sentences, and they were talking about the weather. , This meal was extremely awkward, I should have known I should not have come.

Liu Laoliu completely lost his usual look. Halfway through the meal, he went back to the room and took out a set of denim clothes and handed them to Yang Jian, saying, "Change it on, don't think it's old."

Yang Jian went back to the house without making a sound and changed his clothes, and when he came out, he simply said: "I'll wait for you." He walked out of the yard with Xiao Tiangou.

Liu Laoliu sighed heavily, took out a bottle of Niu Er and said to me, "Come with me for a drink or two."

"I'll be driving in a while."

Liu Laoliu bit off the lid and took two big gulps, his face turned red immediately, he muttered to himself: "What I'm most afraid of is that he will fall, either because no one will fight in the heavens, or because we are afraid that there will be difficulties between us. He really fell off."

I finally couldn't help but said: "What did you think back then? When my mother married my father, my uncle didn't agree, but when I passed the full moon, didn't I rush over from other places to help and give gifts? You are an uncle. Why are you so cruel?"

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin looked at each other, Li Jing pushed away the bowl and chopsticks in embarrassment and said, "Why don't Lao Lu and I take our leave first."

Liu Laoliu waved his hands and said, "There's nothing we can't say." He put the wine bottle on the table and said, "Xiaoqiang, if your mother had to marry a bird back then, would your grandfather agree?"

I said angrily, "Your mother just married a bird!"

Liu Laoliu was not angry either, and breathed alcohol and said: "But in the eyes of the heavens at that time, a fairy marrying a mortal is almost like marrying a bird. Even if I agree, others can't agree. You must know that Yang Jian Not only my sister, but also the first fairy who blatantly wants to marry a mortal. Once this opening is opened, I will not be able to control others in the future. Come on, if I don't make a point of showing that I, the Jade Emperor, will be masturbated. What's the monkey's trouble in the Heavenly Palace? I'm nothing more than poking around the table, but I really can't get along if the people under my hand make trouble La!"

It's beyond my expectation that he can say that. I thought he was going to mess around. It seems that the old guy really has difficulties.

I said: "Then you can just make up your mind, and really bury your sister at the bottom of the mountain?"

Liu Laoliu said hesitantly: "Do you think that if I really want to be ruthless, he can run away with his original Yang Jian? A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals can't even catch a brat—of course, it's really impossible now."

I said anxiously, "You can tell your nephew about this."

Liu Laoliu said: "It's not that he doesn't understand, it's just that if he speaks too clearly, we can't get along with each other. In the final analysis, I didn't make a good uncle. I didn't have to do anything to protect their mother and daughter. .”

I said: "But according to what you said, if you do this, maybe your family will be ruined."

Liu Laoliu said aggrievedly: "Look, you understand such a simple truth."

"Bah, the old man tricked me into saying good things about you."

Liu Laoliu chuckled, and then said sternly: "Once the Yunhua incident happened, it laid the foundation for future generations. I didn't say anything about my seventh girl marrying a mortal, did I? Cowherd should go to heaven to live?" My advice to Queen Mother Xi."

I said with emotion: "It's just that Fairy Yunhua has suffered. Although Lu Xun said, 'When there are many people walking, a road becomes a road', the first person to leave is Fei Xie after all."

Liu Laoliu said: "Yunhua has nothing to suffer. When she was at the bottom of the mountain, I asked Dragon King to pour the boiled deer antler and ginseng soup on Taoshan every day. The food was better than that of the big dog. It was Yang Jian who was wronged. Now that he is so powerful, no one dares to offend him face to face, but behind the scenes, people still look at him strangely? It sounds like a mixed race, but you know what it’s called if it’s ugly."

I Leng Ding asked Li Jing: "Do you think so?"

Li Jing waved his hands again and again, "No, no."

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "Of course no one would admit it to my face."

Li Jing said frantically, "Why can't I explain clearly?"

Lu Dongbin said: "In my opinion, there is no difference at all between mixed blood and non-mixed blood, but I have some complaints about Yang Erlang's cruelty."

Liu Laoliu said earnestly: "Yang Jian is consciously sensitive, and has always strived to be victorious in all battles. He has always been in charge of the Heavenly Supervisor. This time, the demons took advantage of his recovery time to break through the Heavenly Supervisor. It seems that Yang Jian thinks it is a great shame and shame." , That's why he took a more vicious attack, those monsters from the lower realm made him lose face, he must kill them quickly."

I said, "It turns out that he is still the warden." Doesn't the warden hate prisoner escape the most?

Liu Laoliu cupped his hands at us and said, "Anyway, Yang Jian has been taken care of by everyone. He is a little arrogant, so everyone will just let him go. When he gets two points, he will give up one point for my sake. If you can’t read it, tell me and let me teach him a lesson.”

I waved my hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, he can beat you anytime now, and when he really beats you, we will never stop him for your sake!"

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "Anyway, it's not in Heaven now, if he really slaps me, I'll admit it."

I saw what he said was a bit pitiful, so I interrupted: "Forget it, forget it, let's not talk about it."

……

After this awkward meal at Liu Laoliu's place, I covered the roof of the car and took everyone home to sleep as planned.

In the car, I cautiously said to Yang Jian: "Second brother, in fact, I have been very low self-esteem since I was a child."

Yang Jian wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

I said: "My family is not well-off, I'm not handsome, and my studies and sports are generally low-but!" I changed the subject, and said with joy, "I'm doing well now? I have a house too , although it belongs to my dad, and the job is stable, although I don't make much money, the most important thing is that I have friends like you, you said that if I couldn't think about it, wouldn't I not be able to see all of this?"

Poor people must have something to hate, I think I should enlighten Yang Jiancai well.

Yang Jian looked at me and said, "Do you know what this means?"

I was overjoyed and said, "Have you enlightened yet?"

Yang Jian rolled his eyes and said, "It means you were thick-skinned back then!"

(End of this chapter)