The super god lottery system of the glory of the king

Chapter 279 The Red Poodle
Chen Hao looked at the woman in red, she was wearing gold and silver, she looked like a noble lady, but when she spoke, she had no quality.

Chen Hao now feels that if he casually leads a poodle over and lets him bark twice, it will sound a little better than the woman in red.

What is even more annoying is that the woman in red arrogantly moved out her "husband".

It is not difficult to see from her luxurious clothes and the Land Rover she drives that her husband should have some background.

"Ah~"

Chen Hao was originally half-sitting on the ground with his hands behind his back, but when he heard the provocative words of the woman in red, he suddenly pretended to be in extreme pain, and lay down on the ground with one hand covering his chest.

Zhou Qingyan immediately squatted down and asked anxiously: "Chen Hao, what's wrong with you? Just bear with me, I'll call an ambulance for you right now."

"Yanyan, I...I suddenly felt a pain in my chest, as if I was bitten by a poodle~"

"Poodle?"

"Well, ah~ it's still a big poodle, red, look, it's still staring at me~" Chen Hao sat up pretending to be scared, and retracted his head into Zhou Qingyanxiang's mouth. Soft bosom.

A familiar body fragrance spread into Chen Hao's nose, he closed his eyes contentedly, and took a deep breath.

Zhou Qingyan didn't react for a while, she thought it was Chen Hao who was hit by a car and had a concussion.

"Chen Hao, where is the red poodle, don't scare me, why do you feel uncomfortable, dizzy or not?"

Chen Hao rested his head on Zhou Qingyan's soft chest comfortably, and glanced at the woman in red.

"Pfft—" Zhou Qingyan followed Chen Hao's line of sight, and couldn't help laughing through tears.

Originally, the woman in red was also looking for the "red lady dog" that Chen Hao said, for fear that a mad dog would suddenly rush out on the road, and it would be bad if it bit people randomly.

Now that Zhou Qingyan smiled like this, she immediately understood that there was no such thing as a "red poodle" when riding a horse. Chen Hao was pointing fingers at Sang and scolding Huai, saying that she was that poodle that could only bite people.

"The one you ride on is the dog, and your whole family are dogs!"

The woman in red was trembling with anger. She walked up to Zhou Qingyan and pulled her up from the ground.

Zhou Qingyan staggered, and before she could recover, she saw a palm with a diamond ring the size of a pigeon egg slapping her face.

"Your man who is riding a horse dares to scold my old lady, and then my old lady will beat his woman to vent her anger!"

This slap came very fast, and a fleshy palm like pork belly slapped Zhou Qingyan's face.

There was a "pop", and the applause sounded.

"You poor man, didn't you just lie on the ground and pretend to be dead?"

Before the woman's palm in red had time to fall on Zhou Qingyan's face, Chen Hao quickly got up from the ground and grabbed her wrist. Two or three layers of foundation were lost.

"Clap clap clap."

Chen Hao slapped his palms twice, only to see the pattering powder falling off his two palms like snow.

The woman in red raised her hand to cover her face, revealing her shrew appearance.

"Okay, you two men and women, you dare to slap my old lady, let me tell you, you are dead, do you know whose woman I am?"

Chen Hao said with a smile: "I don't know whose woman you are, but I know who you are."

"You know me?" The woman in red was taken aback.

"Yeah, aren't you the Taiping Princess?" Chen Hao paused, then changed his words, "No, how can an old woman like you be called a princess? You can only be called the Taiping Queen~"

"You..." Chen Hao's words left the woman in red speechless.

This is like a sharp knife piercing into the chest of the woman in red, and it is not an ordinary knife, but a knife with a length of 40 meters.

What she hates the most in her life is being called flat-chested. No matter how proud she is in normal times, once she is called flat-chested, she will have a deep inferiority complex. When she goes out, she can't wait to stuff dozens of cushions in the cover to accentuate the chest.

She gritted her teeth angrily, pointed at Chen Hao and cursed: "Poor, you dare to say that my mother has no breasts, I think your whole family has no breasts, and your ancestors have no breasts for eighteen generations!"

It is obvious that the woman in red has become angry from embarrassment now, so when she scolded people, she couldn't even think of other curse sentences except for the sentence pattern of "your family".

"I'm the only one in my family. It's normal for me to have no breasts~"

Chen Hao spread his hands, sighed and said, "Hey, unlike some people who are so fierce without breasts~"

"you……"

The woman in red was so angry that her facial muscles were twitching, she looked at Chen Hao with a mean face, took out her mobile phone and said, "Poor, you have the guts, I will call my husband right now, I see You won't be able to laugh for a while!"

Chen Hao pretended to be scared and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Yanyan, I'm so scared, we seem to have offended the boss this time."

Seeing that Chen Hao seemed to give up, the woman in red immediately said triumphantly, "It's good that you know you're afraid. If you two obediently pay the 10 yuan for car repairs now, I won't call my husband over." , after all, if he comes over, the end of the two of you will be miserable."

"Yeah, I'm scared to death. How can I not be afraid of a boss who can even afford to build an airport?" Chen Hao glanced at the flat chest of the woman in red and said.

When the woman in red heard what Chen Hao said, she seemed to be scolding her for having flat breasts, so she immediately pressed the dial button in annoyance.

"Hey, husband, come here quickly, I have encountered a little trouble here..."

"What, you are doing hair with a client now, so you can't come over? Then what should I do? I had a car accident!"

"Okay, okay, you can call your manager over, hurry up."

When the woman in red was on the phone, Zhou Qingyan looked at Chen Hao curiously for more than five seconds.

"Yanyan, you've been staring at me, have you noticed that I've become handsome again?"

"Chen Hao, you were hit by a car just now, why are you fine now?" Zhou Qingyan asked in surprise.

"Hey, I'm blessed with great destiny. For a handsome person like me, even God wouldn't have the heart to let me have an accident. Otherwise, this would be a great loss to the world of handsome men."

Zhou Qingyan raised her eyebrows immediately: "Then, you just pretended to be uncomfortable just now?"

"Yes~"

As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, he glanced at the expression on Zhou Qingyan's face, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

　Woooooooo, please give me a reward~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)