The super god lottery system of the glory of the king

Chapter 280 The Song of the Flat Chest
"Hey, Yanyan, don't be angry, I didn't mean to eat your tofu just now~"

Chen Hao said with a hippie smile, raised his hand to cover his chest, pretending to be innocent and said: "I really had a chest pain just now, it hurts so much~ I'll wipe it, don't step on me, my head started to hurt again~ "

Just as Chen Hao was fighting with Zhou Qingyan, the woman in red had already hung up the phone.

She snorted coldly and said triumphantly, "Just wait. In 10 minutes, the department manager from my husband's store will come over and help me deal with it."

Chen Hao just raised his hand to help Zhou Qingyan wipe away the remaining tears from the corners of his eyes, and when he heard what the woman in red said, he pretended to ask curiously: "Didn't you just call to ask your husband to come over? Department manager?"

"My husband is very busy. He is doing hair with a client right now." The woman in red said proudly.

"Oh, let's do my hair~"

Chen Hao glanced at the woman in red, and hummed softly, "I heard raindrops falling on the green grass~"

The woman in red immediately recognized that Chen Hao's song meant that she was going to be green.

"Poor, don't talk nonsense, you are the only one who has been greened, and your whole family has been greened."

"I hear raindrops falling on the green grass~"

"Stop singing, my husband loves me very much, he bought this Land Rover for me on my birthday last month."

"I hear raindrops falling on the green grass~"

"I told you not to sing, are you deaf, or something wrong with your brain? Just sing one sentence, you don't find it annoying, but I do." The woman in red said angrily.

"Oh." Chen Hao closed his mouth.

The next second, just as the woman in red felt her ears cleared up, Chen Hao hummed in her ear again as if no one was there.

"I believe the furthest distance is A to G
I suspect it was inherited from my father
Your boobs have always been the laughing stock of everyone

Said that my husband absolutely has true feelings for you~"

The woman in red was almost pissed off by Chen Hao's "Green Grassland", but now that he has adapted "Courage" to make fun of her flat chest, she suddenly felt like she was going to explode in anger .

"Poor, you...you have the guts to continue singing. When the person I called arrives, I'll see if you still sing or not."

"Empress Taiping, you told me to sing this time, not me~"

Chen Hao smiled cheaply, opened his mouth and continued to sing.

"Hey~ I really need to go to G
even if it will be tossed
Ningken T-shirt pattern support deformation
Don’t squeeze the ditch hard~”

"Ahhh, stop singing!" The woman in red raised her hand to cover her ears, "If you sing any more, I will call the police."

Chen Hao looked at the maddened look of the woman in red, and a mocking smile slightly curled up at the corner of his mouth.

Thinking of this vicious woman raising her hand to slap Zhou Qingyan, Chen Hao felt uncomfortable.

He increased the volume and continued to sing in the ear of the woman in red.

"Regardless of promotion and salary increase
They say you rely on real strength

Wait a week for the pads to dry
Shower with your boyfriend like Haier brothers~”

This time, the woman in red really went crazy.

Every line of the lyrics Chen Hao sang is like a sharp knife piercing into the heart of the woman in red, such as "drying the breast pads for a week", and "bathing like Haier Brothers", this horse-riding singer completely sang the woman in red The usual troubles.

She looked at Chen Hao's smiling face enlarged in front of her at close range, and just raised her hand to slap Chen Hao's face, but Chen Hao jumped quickly and avoided it.

"Empress Taiping, don't be angry, if you are angry, your chest will explode~"

After saying this, Chen Hao immediately covered his mouth, waved his hands in embarrassment and said: "No, I'm wrong, and you don't have breasts, so you don't have to worry about exploding at all, it's really safe~"

"Pfft—" Zhou Qingyan couldn't help laughing when she heard it from the side.

The woman in red couldn't say no to Chen Hao, so she could only point the finger at Zhou Qingyan.

"What are you laughing at? Is it so funny? You can die from laughing, your whole family can die from laughing."

The woman in red walked up to Zhou Qingyan with a stern face, pointed at her nose and scolded fiercely: "Why do I feel that the air here smells wrong? It turns out it's the green tea fragrance emanating from you, no wonder It smells so bad, get away from me quickly."

Zhou Qingyan imitated the way Chen Hao spoke just now, and counterattacked: "I have breasts."

The woman in red glanced at Zhou Qingyan's chest, and her expression changed immediately.

What Zhou Qingyan said was not wrong at all. Her breasts were originally around 36D, and today she was wearing a tight white cotton long sleeve, which made her breasts even more proud.

The woman in red just glanced at it, and felt very upset.

"Look at your green tea appearance. Anyone who gets close to you will be unlucky. Why do you say you are still alive? Just jump into the sea and settle it."

Zhou Qingyan didn't pay attention to what the woman in red said, and continued, "I have breasts."

The woman in red obviously didn't expect that Zhou Qingyan would also be shameless with Chen Hao. She took a breath and continued to curse: "Stop posing in front of my old lady. If you have the ability, you can pose first before talking to my old lady."

"I have breasts." Zhou Qingyan still said the same thing.

"Okay, you both have guts, just wait, the department manager from my husband's shop will be here soon, and by then, I'll see if you, the husband and wife, can still smile."

The woman in red was so angry that she didn't even want to look at Chen Hao. The young couple who were on horseback were really cheap. Before she could say a few words, she was so angry that her lungs were about to explode.

Especially Chen Hao, who looked quite young, but shamelessly, it was as if he had cultivated himself to become a master. The adapted song "Courage" was still echoing in the ears of the woman in red.

"Yanyan, when did you become as shameless as me?"

Zhou Qingyan gave Chen Hao a white look: "I am different from you, classmate Chen Hao."

"But when you were shameless just now, you were exactly like me."

"nonsense."

Chen Hao laughed lightly, and said maliciously: "I know, maybe this is called husbands and wives~"

"Who will play with you, Chen Hao, don't forget, I am your teacher." Zhou Qingyan said pretending to be angry.

As soon as the words fell, there was only a sharp brake sound, and a white Audi stopped on the side of the road.

The woman in red immediately looked happy. She looked at Chen Hao and Zhou Qingyan and said triumphantly, "The person I called has arrived, and you will die immediately."

With a "bang", the door on the driver's seat of the white Audi opened, and a man wearing sunglasses got out of the car.

The moment he took off his sunglasses, Chen Hao couldn't help laughing when he saw his face.

　Thank you for the reward of 100 book coins that I am more handsome than Chen Ritian, thank you.The 1888 book coin reward!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)