Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 309 Tang Long Tang Locust Locust
The audience below clapped their hands and applauded. Bai Feng and Tang Long wore black robes with silver patterns, clapped their hands and came out with smiles.

With a slight smile, Bai Feng looked at the expressions of some of the audience. She knew that maybe everyone didn't think she could talk about cross talk. Commercial cross talk, show off the new form of cross talk that has been polished to the extreme in her world and performed to the extreme.

Rolling up his sleeves, Bai Feng smiled and said, "Student Bai Feng, hello to all the audience friends!"

Tang Long smiled instantly and said, "I also send my greetings to the audience friends."

Bai Feng: "Today, the two of us will tell everyone a cross talk."

Tang Long smiled, "That's right."

When the audience listened to it, they were all a little speechless. Nine of the ten cross talks have this kind of bloody opening line. Isn't this too boring?

There was nothing new in the opening remarks, it was too bland, and someone immediately wanted to coax him.

However, as soon as this idea came together, Bai Feng's first burden on the stage popped out unexpectedly!
Bai Feng respectfully pointed to Tang Long beside him.

"First of all, I would like to introduce you grandly. This is my partner, Mr. Locust! This Mr. Locust..."

There was a poof, and many audience members burst out laughing!
Tang Long let out a hey.

"Hey hey, wait a minute! What's my name? Locust? When did I become a pest?!"

The audience was amused this time, and they burst into laughter!

Bai Feng said: "That should be?"

Tang Long pretended to be angry and said, "Well, you don't even know my name?"

A few more laughs came from below.

Bai Feng laughed and said, "Just kidding, it's not a locust, this one, it's a Tang worm..."

Tang Long was in a hurry: "Wait a minute, what's my name? From a locust to a Tang worm? Do you dare to say that I'm still a worm?"

One name, two burdens, the audience below will be overjoyed!

Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, who were watching the big screen in the background, looked at each other solemnly, and they could see a trace of surprise in each other's eyes.

"Brother? This...can you still say that about cross talk?"

"I don't know... Master didn't teach like this before, but it seems to be very effective. What we pay attention to in cross talk is burden, but I have never seen anyone who shakes burden when introducing himself..."

"I haven't seen it before, and it's still a chain of burdens. One name can make the audience laugh twice..."

"It seems that our coming out this time is not in vain, and it is not bad to learn something..."

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On the stage, Bai Feng continued to introduce to the audience with a smile.

"Hehe, maybe you don't know yet? This one, his real name is Tang Long!
Tang Long: Oh, you're right, my name is Tang Long, not a bug...

Bai Fengxiao: Teacher Tang Long, you used to be amazing, the standard tall, rich and handsome, that is definitely the type who can't spend all the money.But now, life is not good..."

Tang Long: Yo, why is my life so bad?

Bai Feng pouted: Summarize Mr. Tang Long's changes in wealth and poverty in one sentence.

Tang Long: Yo, that sentence?

Bai Feng: That is, the year before last, he ate whatever the dogs ate!Last year, dogs ate whatever they ate!This year, he eats dog...

The audience burst into laughter, and even the sound actors who were about to appear backstage grinned.

Tang Long anxious: Does eating a dog make sense? , but it is true that the mess is not as good as before...

Bai Fengxiao: Teacher Tang Long and I have known each other for a long time. As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are rare when you meet a bosom friend, and a chicken is rare in life...

Tang Long leaned forward: Well, I have changed from a locust to a bug, and now I have turned into a chicken. Please tell me when I can evolve into a human.

The audience off the stage burst out laughing, and even the waiting actors who were watching the big-screen projection in the background laughed.

Wu Jianbin was quite serious at first, but now he didn't hold back his pop, and laughed outright.

Tears flowed from Chen Han's laughter.

"Haha, oh my god, I can't do it anymore. I never thought that Boss Bai and Boss Tang are so funny. I can't imagine that the two big bosses usually talk like this..."

Wu Jianbin next to him smiled and agreed.

"I didn't expect it either. I was worried that Boss Tang would have stage fright. I didn't expect Boss Bai to be more relaxed. Look at this expression..."

"Tch, Mr. Tang is also a top student in the directing department of Beijing Film Academy. We can still be stage fright in this small place..."

Bai Feng then said on the top.

Bai Feng: Everyone may not know the name Tang Long, and many people have never heard him talk about cross talk.

Tang Long: Hey, I'm a newcomer.

Bai Feng: But Teacher Tang Long did one thing, everyone must have heard of it.

Tang Long was surprised: Oh?I have done such a famous thing?What's the matter?
Bai Feng laughed: Eat dog!
The audience roared with laughter...

Bai Feng: Although Mr. Tang Long is not well-known, he is a very kind person, especially with our friends, he has a very good temper and attitude.

Tang Long: You are welcome.

Bai Feng: One time, a friend of ours teased him, probably because it made him anxious. Teacher Tang Long is not used to losing his temper in public.

Tang Long: Well, I have a good temper.

Bai Feng: So he secretly sent a WeChat message in the WeChat circle of friends, trying to hint to the other party to restrain himself.

Tang Long: Oh, what did I post?

Bai Feng: Teacher Tang Long sent 'I won't say anything, I just want to save you some face! '

Tang Long: Well, this can be regarded as a sideways warning to the other party.The other party should know when they see it...

Bai Feng smiled and said: "I don't know if the other party knows, but Teacher Tang Long's daughter-in-law did know, and immediately sent him a text message, only five words!"
Tang Long: Which five words?
Bai Feng smiled: I'm sorry for you!
As soon as this burden came out, the audience burst out laughing...

"Hahaha……"

"It's so funny, it's so connotative..."

"Unexpectedly, Dabai also drove..."

"Old driver!"

"I feel sorry for Mr. Tang for a second!"

……

Bai Feng on the stage continued.

Bai Feng: If you want to talk about Mr. Tang, you can be considered as a professional student. He used to be at the gate of Beijing Film Academy, and he was considered a master of the wind and clouds.

Tang Long waved his hand: Hey, what door, what am I doing at the door?
Bai Feng: So where are you?

Tang Long: I'm inside, I studied at Beijing Film Academy!
Bai Feng came to a sudden: yes, yes, in Beiying... What did you just say you were doing there?

Tang Long: Nonsense, go to school!

Bai Feng: Oh, Mr. Tang was in school before, he was amazing, he was a genius in the acting department, and he played all kinds of roles.

Tang Long: You're welcome, that is, you act a lot!
Bai Feng: The hottest drama I acted in back then!It's called "Man and Dog"!Absolutely great production!
Tang Long: Oh?You are welcome.

Bai Fengxiao: Do ​​you know what Mr. Tang Long is playing?

Tang Long: What am I playing?

Bai Feng: Man!

Tang Long: Hey, isn't this nonsense?If I don't play a man, I can still play a dog!I'm asking you, what does the person I play do in the play?
Bai Feng: Oh, you ask this?

Tang Longji: Yes, let me ask you, what am I doing in the play?

Bai Feng smiled lightly: Eat dog!

Tang Long: Hey, what happened to me having sex with a dog?
Bai Feng smiled mysteriously: Huh?This is what you said, I didn't say it!
The audience burst into laughter...

There is a string of 6666 on the screen...

"Dabai is really filthy, driving again!"

"Come on, Mr. Tang, hold on! Don't get angry, you will be beaten to death by Dabai!"

"It's so funny, I didn't expect Mr. Bai's cross talk to be so good!"

"Finish those jingles about the name of the dishes..."

"It's much better than traditional cross talk. If it's this kind of cross talk, I'd like to listen to it even if I sell tickets..."

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(End of this chapter)