Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 310 Who Was the First to Advance
Wu Jianbin and the other hosts, who were watching around in the background, were all bursting with laughter at this moment...

Fang Hong blushed like an apple, and laughed softly.

"Director, I didn't expect Mr. Bai to be so filthy...it's just too much..."

The others laughed and echoed.

"Director, I didn't like to listen to cross talk at first. I think it's better to listen to music. I've gained a lot of experience today. It turns out that cross talk is so funny, it's better than talk show!"

"Yeah, I've never heard Boss Bai talk about cross talk before, I thought she wouldn't know it, but I didn't expect to say such a 6, and the cooperation with Tang Long is so perfect!"

"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, tears are falling from laughing, ahahaha... Ouch, hurry up, I have cramps from laughing!"

"Tang Long is so pitiful. First he ate dogs, and later he ate dogs. It's too miserable, hahaha..."

"The two of them cooperate so well, one after another, it's completely hard to tell that this is the first time they're talking about cross talk..."

"Boss Bai is simply the king of cheating. I found out that there is no one who can't do it. I admire her so much!"

"Director, this variety show will definitely kill other TV stations in an instant, we can make it popular again!"

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As far as this cross talk is concerned, in this world, its status is like the shadow puppet show that was about to become extinct in Baifeng's last world. It is impossible to find a suitable judge for the audience who can pass the scene.

The old seniors are not in good health, and there are very few of them. The new comedians can't hold the scene, and the judges' seats are directly vacant. This has to be said to be a shortcoming.

Fortunately, Bai Feng spoke beautifully in the first program, which directly stimulated the atmosphere on the stage. After speaking for about ten minutes, he and Tang Long bowed and left the stage.

The second ones to appear were brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai.

Of course, this order is also specially arranged by Baifeng. If those unreliable guys come up first and talk about it for ten minutes, the audience can't bear it for 3 minutes and they change the channel when the show is broadcast. No matter how good it is.

Her routine is actually the golden three chapters in online novels, starting with a good beginning to hook the audience.

As soon as the two brothers came on stage, they looked straight at each other. Although traditional and dull, their kung fu had obviously been honed over the years, and their voices were also upright. In less than 2 minutes, they completely attracted the audience below.

At this point, Bai Feng finally let go of her heart. If there are two good variety shows in a good variety show, it will be more than half of the success.

Tang Long was drinking the drink provided by the sponsor in the background, pointing at the screen and whispering.

"Mr. Bai, look at these two brothers, what they said is really good!"

Bai Feng nodded.

"That's right. After all, he is a close disciple of the famous cross talk master Yang Zhen. Even if he is not a master, he is better than most of his peers who have figured it out by themselves!"

After the two people finished speaking, they got off the stage and won a lot of applause. Bai Feng looked at the two with a smile, but the two snorted coldly.

Huang Hanlin and Chen Dong, who will appear next, are much worse in skill. The two obviously have just entered the industry not long ago, but the second thing is that these two are somewhat crooked. They were all a little surprised.

The two of them also adapted the double reeds by themselves, and after the performance, the effect of the show was even stronger than that of Senior Brother Gao Yunshan!
The next fourth group was obviously going to be eliminated directly. It just talked about an old-fashioned traditional cross talk in a boring way, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing...

After two embarrassing matches, the brothers Big Baiyang and Little Baiyang in the sixth group suddenly emerged. These two people signed up for the competition during the private selection.

As a result, the two brothers put pop songs into the cross talk, and they even won a lot of applause!

Then there was a bald Fang Qingping from the eighth group, who also came up with a new trick in stand-up comedy, subverting Bai Feng's cognition!
After the performances of the ten groups, all went on stage together, waiting for the final elimination places!

Fang Hong took the microphone and came to the stage with a smile.

"Okay, thank you for your wonderful performance. Now, let's invite our audience friends to choose the best team tonight! Please vote!"

There are fixed buttons next to the seats in the auditorium. At this moment, on the big screen, a rapidly increasing cylinder began to appear, with this X written in the middle of the cylinder!

"Okay, the voting is over! So who will No.1 be! Please reveal the answer!"

Before taking the stage, Bai Feng still had the confidence to win, but after seeing the performance of these teams, she was really not sure... After all, the ventriloquism and the new cross talk performance of the song also made her eyes feel amazing!

The host always likes to tease people's appetites, and no one can escape. Fang Hong prolonged the last sentence for a full 30 seconds before the X on the big screen started to flash!
The audience below also shouted!

"Number 1! Number 1!"

"Number 4! Number 4!"

"Number 5!"

"Number 11!"

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Bai Feng was crazy, and he didn't know if there was a fool or someone shouting on purpose, but someone was still calling number 11...

However, the shouting made the ten teams on the stage nervous, and the X flashed faster and faster...

"Okay! Congratulations to No. 3 Huang Hanlin and Chen Dong who are the first to be promoted!"

Tang Long was a little surprised, and even more regretful. The two brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai were similar. They looked at each other at this moment, both frustrated and humiliated. Before they came, they patted their chests and promised their master that they would definitely bring back a champion and avenge their shame. Show that fat lady!

As a result, in the first game, not only was he frightened by Bai Feng's performance, but he was not the first to advance, so he felt a chill down his back at the moment, wondering if today would be a bad day!

"Okay, the second group is advanced... Congratulations! Congratulations to Big Baiyang and Little Baiyang, they won 98 points for their wonderful song cross talk, and won No.2!"

Brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai were even more confused at the moment. They said to themselves, MMP, they will not be eliminated directly.
In fact, they don't know that Tang Long is pretty much what they think now, he said to his brother, this is our first variety show, won't he be eliminated just after going on stage for a while, right?
After all, we are also in the entertainment industry. If it gets out, we won't be laughed at by other colleagues?
He was struggling, so Bai Feng gritted his teeth and whispered a reminder.

"Calm down, there are still three places left, there must be at least one of us, and it will definitely be no problem to advance!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Hong announced with a smile on the stage.

"Congratulations to the third promotion...Bai Feng and Tang Long! Their original new commercial comic dialogue received 96 votes from the audience. Congratulations! Congratulations to both of you for advancing!"

Brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai are already sweating, and their lips are dry...

(End of this chapter)