Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 311 Don't let the dog go
I didn't dare to look at the big screen anymore. The moment I heard Fang Hong speak, I almost didn't have enough adrenaline.

"Congratulations, the fourth place is... stand-up comedy...Fang Qingping! His stand-up comedy has its own disadvantages, but he still insisted on making 100 people laugh by himself. It was really not easy, and finally got 93 votes! Congratulations!"

Gao Yunshan's heels were cold at the moment, and he was finished, this time it was completely embarrassing, the master was almost pissed off by this fat woman at home, so he almost trembled.

Today, I and my junior brother are going to be eliminated when they just came out, and my master will probably be shivering when I go back...

At this moment, his legs were shaking a little and he couldn't stand up, so he quickly pressed his hands against the robe and clamped it hard so that he could stop himself from falling down.

Fang Hong's mouth slowly opened and she began to read.

"Congratulations, the fifth person to advance is... is... is... two brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, the closed disciples of Master Yang Zhen. Audiences who have listened countless times can still laugh out loud, it really took a lot of effort, and it is worthy of being the direct disciple of Master Yang Zhenyang, congratulations to both of you!"

Oh...

Brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai exhaled deeply. They didn't take winning or losing seriously at first. Now that they have experienced it, they feel that this feeling is too fucking exciting. They can't even laugh immediately. Shaking your arms at the camera...

After the recording of this program ended, the mentality of the teams that came to the competition immediately changed. Before coming, some people had an attitude of being a jerk. Now seeing so many audiences off the field, and their cross talk is so good, each I started to think about what to say next time.

Naturally, Bai Feng and Tang Long were also the same. When they returned to No. [-] Tianxia, ​​the program had already been edited and broadcasted on TV. When they returned to the store, Qian Chuanzi and others were laughing in front of the big screen projection Lean forward and back together.

As soon as Tang Long entered the door, Qian Chuanzi pointed at his nose and smiled.

"Hahaha... Mr. Tang, you are so 6, you won't even let a dog go!"

Huang Li pinched him, came out with a smile and praised him.

"Boss, we are all amused by you, your cross talk is so good!"

Mo Bei snorted arrogantly at this moment, obviously a little jealous that Bai Feng chose Tang Long instead of him, but since the child was rescued by Tang Long last time, he understood Bai Feng's thoughts.

After he came back, he became a tsundere man again, humming through his nostrils when he saw everyone, which reminded Bai Feng of how he was when he first participated in the World's Best Chef Competition.

On the eighth floor, Tang Long was very interested, opened a bottle of wine, poured a glass for Bai Feng and himself, and said with a smile.

"Hey, brother's cross talk is not bad, right? It's not brother bragging, you want to ask Mo Bei's porcelain hammer to praise him, he can make the audience blow off the stage, believe it or not!"

When Bai Feng heard this, he chuckled and looked at him jokingly.

"Yo, are you... are you jealous too?"

"Who is jealous? I'm just talking about the facts. Hey! If you want to talk about cross talk, I'm more suitable than him. Why are you so jealous..."

Tang Long's old face turned red rarely, and he didn't dare to look at Bai Feng anymore. Bai Feng laughed and stopped teasing him, sighed, and his face returned to seriousness.

"Sigh, I didn't expect that we only got No.3 in the first round. How careless!"

Tang Long nodded.

"Yeah, I'm wondering too. I don't usually see so many people talking about cross talk. How can one be better than the other in a competition? Where did these people come from?"

"This is not surprising. In fact, there are still a lot of folk masters, but these people have not been able to find a suitable platform. Now that we provide this platform, these people will naturally come! I reckon that the next game should be even more exciting." cruel……"

"Cruel? How do you say this? Could it be that there are still masters?"

Tang Long obviously didn't believe it, but Bai Feng nodded solemnly.

"Absolutely. Today is the first match. Many masters are just waiting and watching. Seeing that the show is popular, they will naturally not let go of this great opportunity!"

"Then the two of us are really in a relationship? Maybe we have to be eliminated?"

"Yes, and the probability is very high. Half of the teams are eliminated every game. Think about it, what does this mean?"

"What does it mean? It means... the five winning teams must show their best form and best script every game?"

"Correct answer! As long as you have a problem in a game, you may be eliminated directly. This is like a filter. It is filtered every Saturday. Whoever loses the chain will be eliminated!"

"Damn, if you don't tell me, I really didn't expect it to be so serious, what about us?"

Only then did Tang Long feel that the matter was a little serious, and Bai Feng took out a printed manuscript from under the table and handed it to him.

"Oh, there's no other way, I can only take one step at a time. This is the script for the next game. Take a good look at it. I hope you don't improvise, otherwise I might really beat you to death..."

Bai Feng waved his bowl-sized fist, Tang Long's face turned pale, and he was embarrassed...

Just as Bai Feng expected, after the broadcast of this episode, everyone's thoughts and opinions were changed immediately.

At 12 noon on Saturday, Qinxi Satellite TV had just broadcast, and it was just in time for dinner. The Tieniu family, who lives in Dahuaishu Village, Qinghe Town, Luozhou City, was eating lunch around the pot.

Tieniu is 35 years old, and his body is extremely muscular. He just came back from the field. He was still shirtless in the winter, and he was full of white gas. He returned to the dilapidated house, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a towel, and started Sit down and eat.

His old mother was a little distressed, and just about to serve him a meal, she heard his father scold him.

"Let him do it by himself, what a man, he's still stuck at home all day, he's worthless!"

Tieniu was honest, he smiled and didn't talk back, and he comforted his father while filling the meal.

"Hehe, dad, what are you in a hurry for? Didn't the book say that my fate has not yet arrived, and when my fate arrives, so many daughters-in-law will marry back!"

It's okay if he didn't say anything, but when he said it, the old man became even more angry, and directly slapped the table and cursed.

"Fart, you don't know how to read, and you are fooling yourself when you go to the grave with a newspaper? I tell you that if you don't get a wife again this year, you will move out by yourself. Look at the kid, who is as old as you, The children are all in junior high school! Are you ashamed? If I knew this, I should have let you go to the construction site to move bricks. After working for so long, you can be a big worker. It costs more than 200 a day. Your mother is the same. You have to ask someone to let you go Learn from Lao Shizi's cross talk!"

"I've been studying for ten years, and it's useless. Who still listens to cross talk now, and so does your old devil master. He has cirrhosis of the liver and drinks a lot of alcohol every day. He is good, saying that he will arrange a job for you. If you drink to death, don't tell me. My job is also gone, and I’m almost forty years old, and I’m still digging food in the fields every day..."

Tie Niu's mother disagreed when she heard this, and dropped the rice spoon, splashing rice on Tie Niu's face...

(End of this chapter)