Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 312

"Say me? What face do you have to talk about me? At the beginning, our family couldn't afford Tieniu. It was me! I begged Master Zhang to take Tieniu in to learn cross talk. Have you raised Iron Bulls for more than ten years? Then why didn’t you say that?”

The family was arguing, and they were about to smash the pot, when they heard the beautiful and melodious voice of the hostess from the TV set on the wooden cabinet in the room.

"Welcome, everyone is welcome to watch "The Rookie King of Crosstalk"..."

The word 'Crosstalk' was like a thunderbolt, which stunned the three people who were quarreling. Immediately, no one was arguing anymore. Qiqi all looked at the TV...

Baifeng's program was the first one. After the family of three listened to it, they were so teased that they wanted to laugh, but felt that the atmosphere was not right. They couldn't bear it, so they finished watching the program in such embarrassment, until they heard the host's last words...

"Friends from the audience, we have already eliminated five groups of teams in the first episode, and we will add another five teams in the next episode. If you can speak cross talk, if you want to participate in our program, then sign up enthusiastically ! We have audition sites in all provinces and cities across the country..."

When the show ended and the advertisement came out, Tie Niu's eyes were red and he rubbed his hands...

"Father, did you see that, did you see it! Anyone who talks about cross talk can be on TV! I have to go to the audition! Dad, lend me 500 yuan, and I will pay you back when I become famous!"

Tie Niu's father was startled, his face fluctuated back and forth, and he wanted to hit his son, but in the end he took out 500 yuan from his pocket...

"Come on, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, a man has to fight hard, son, work hard, dad supports you!"

Tie Niu's mother gave the old man a blank look, snorted and took out 200 yuan from her pocket and handed it to Tie Niu.

"Niu, it's going to cost you money to go to the provincial capital. Mom will give you another 200. You have a big appetite, so don't starve yourself! Don't be afraid when the time comes, just follow your master's instructions and tell others well..."

……

There are quite a few people in a similar situation to Tieniu, some want to improve their lives, some just want to be famous, and some just want to be on TV...

In a family in the Ziwei Huadu Community in Hangcheng District, a young couple is having a fight at the moment.

As soon as she got home, Xiaomei sat on the sofa and turned on the TV, flicking her face angrily...

Xiao Wang explained with a dark face...

"Xiaomei, we are both only children. It's not that I don't want to go to your house. It's just that the distance between our two families is too far. If I go to your house, I can't go to my house. If I go to my house, I can't go to your house. I can't celebrate the new year." Let's run at both ends..."

"Hehe, so I only go to your house and not mine? You are right, so why don't you go to my house during the Chinese New Year?"

"I... What's the matter with me going to your house for the New Year? I'm a man. Isn't it a joke to go to your house for the New Year? Besides, I haven't been home for a year. It's too unreasonable not to go back for the New Year. Alright..."

"Hehe, anyway, you do everything, and you say the truth. Your parents miss you, but my parents don't miss me, do they?"

Xiao Wang still wanted to explain, but Xiao Mei cried out in a crying voice wiping her tears.

"Woooooo...don't talk...don't touch me, sit over there, and don't touch me at night...wuwuwu..."

As soon as this woman cries, the man has nothing to do. On the long sofa, you sit on one side, he sits on the other, and the TV in the middle of the living room is still playing advertisements...

The atmosphere suddenly became cold to freezing point, and 1 minute later, "Crosstalk Rookie King" started broadcasting on TV...

"This one is called a locust..."

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Wang was fine, Xiao Mei who was still wiping her tears burst out laughing, and cried a few more times in embarrassment, finally held back, and continued to listen.

"...This year is amazing, he eats dogs directly..."

cough cough...

Xiaomei couldn't bear it any longer this time, she even laughed with a crying voice, which was awkward no matter how you looked at it, and Xiao Wang was similar, with a black face as serious as death, and even his face turned purple when he was teased.

"...Hey, did I have sex with a dog?..."

"puff!"

"Ha ha……"

This time, the two couldn't bear it anymore, one puffed out, the snot bubbles burst out laughing, the other hahaha laughed heartily, this laugh, the atmosphere heated up in a straight line, Xiao Wang looked away and looked at the snot bubble face Xiaomei just finished laughing, and then burst out laughing again.

Xiaomei threw the down pillow over angrily, still not relieved, she rushed over and bit it fiercely, the two of them got into a mess, within 5 minutes, the two of them started to be sweet again...

Before the first week of "The Rookie King of Crosstalk", the audition sites in various places were almost deserted. Even if someone came to participate in the audition, it was just to join in the fun.

In order to make up ten teams, Qinxi Provincial TV Station did not hesitate to spend a lot of money. Anyone who came to participate in the audition, no matter whether they passed or not, each person would get a box of Rainbow Milk!
Even so, it didn't reach the point of being crowded, and therefore, the five groups that were eliminated in the first episode of the program were almost all selected from among the dwarfs, and there was really no one...

The recording of this episode of the show is over, and the audition for the second episode begins. This time, the situation is completely opposite...

The most popular is the sea election site in Xianyang City, Qinxi Province...

On the large lawn of the People's Park, the team lined up in a circle for several miles. The staff of the TV station in charge of the selection were messed up in the wind at the moment, watching the continuous increase of audition candidates, complaining and complaining to each other with mournful faces...

"Oh my god...there are so many people, when will we be able to complete the audition..."

"It's not a big deal. The main reason is that we only have one group of quotas here. Even if the next period is counted, there are only two groups of quotas..."

"Mom, the show has only aired for one episode! Is it popular to this extent?"

"Hey, stop complaining, let's work..."

"Working... Come on, I think we should divide into five groups for the audition, otherwise we will be exhausted..."

……

On Sunday, Qinxi Satellite TV, the prime time at [-]:[-] noon...

The first episode of "Bears Infested" was officially broadcast, and it immediately aroused the love of the majority of children. In less than three days, it can already be described as empty.

In Xinzheng Kindergarten in Weibei City, Western Qin Province, Liang Ping, who finally made up her annual leave, received a call from the kindergarten when she got home. The kindergarten organized an in-person activity, and she had to attend.

She rushed to the kindergarten non-stop and saw all the parents holding drawing boards. She was still in a daze for what she was doing, so she heard teacher Xiaomei, the head teacher of the freshman class, laughing and complaining.

"Mother Tongtong, you didn't read my text message. Today we have to hand in yesterday's homework before the parent-child activity, and draw a cartoon portrait of the child's favorite animation..."

"what?"

Liang Ping was taken aback for a moment, and then turned back and forth in embarrassment. She remembered that there was a new animation poster that the company had just produced in her bag, and she wanted to take it out to deal with it.

After the results were taken out, they were immediately laughed at by a group of parents...

"Oh, Tong Tong Ma, what kind of cartoon did you take, it's too ugly..."

"Yeah, look at my son's drawing, Bald Qiang, and a chainsaw...Look at this little hard hat, how exciting..."

"My daughter's big bear is also very beautiful..."

"My painting is King Jiji. My children like this monkey with a pineapple on its head the most, and Mao Mao also likes it..."

"Look at my family, Xiong Da Xiong Er is bullying Bald Qiang, how beautiful..."

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(End of this chapter)