Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 518
The trunk of the tiger thorn tree is full of small thorns. These thorns are very fragile and will be broken if you step on them, but if you sit on them with your butt...

Of course, it is impossible for most of them to sit on it directly with their buttocks, but today, some people just sit on it.

At this moment, in front of the six members of Baifeng and the national audience, in the close-up of the camera.

At the top of the tree trunk on the river, Kaikai grabbed the twigs from the trunk with one hand, and grabbed the shaking trunk nervously with the other hand, trying to stabilize the tree so that it would not shake.

But the more nervous he was, the more the tree shook, just like swinging on the water, swinging back and forth.

If it's just like this, it can only be regarded as making people nervous, but this guy sits on it astride, probably rubbing it all the way with his buttocks. Although the thorns on the tree trunk didn't hurt him, his pants... keep.

At this moment, he was sitting on the tree trunk with his back to Baifeng and the others, his trousers were torn apart by a small thorn, revealing the kawaii blue underwear inside.

The back of the underwear is probably a small animal. There is a slit, and the two eyes of the cartoon animal can be seen. As he twists his buttocks, he 'winks' back and forth...

Perhaps hearing laughter, Kaikai barely grabbed a branch and turned his head back with difficulty, cursing angrily.

"You're still laughing, hurry up and save me..."

Bai Feng shrugged and smiled.

"You have quit the recording, why should we save you..."

Not to mention, Bai Feng jumped down herself and stood on the tree trunk. With her weight of more than 180 kilograms, the tree trunk creaked and Kaikai's face turned pale from fright!

"Boss Bai! I was wrong! I'm drinking urine, help me up, there are snakes in this water! Don't be kidding..."

"Keep your word?"

"Do the math... Hurry up and save me..."

……

In the end, Kaikai was rescued. Everyone stepped on the tiger thorn tree that seemed to be collapsing but was still strong to the opposite bank. Sitting on the bank, Kaikai touched his leaky pants while looking at the bottle full of water on the ground in frustration. A bottle of urine with a label on it - Baifeng...

"Boss Bai...can I drink my own...you...you have too much urine..."

"no!"

Bai Feng categorically refused, and the five celebrities who watched beside him snickered, and Han Han took the bottle and quickly unscrewed the bottle cap and said with a smile.

"Brother Kai, don't be afraid. This is a drink. We have been lied to by Mr. Bai once. Look, I'll make a sample for you!"

After finishing speaking, Hanhan drank half of the bottle in one gulp, then smashed it and didn't speak.

Seeing this, Kaikai excitedly grabbed the bottle and drank it...

Gudong Gudong breathed down, and then his face turned green...

"I, Cao, Hanhan, I'll kill you! What the hell is a drink..."

Hanhan licked his mouth, looked at Baifeng in a daze, and Baifeng smiled.

"I didn't say it was a drink, you said it yourself..."

Everyone including the audience burst into laughter, but through this incident, the embarrassment of Kaikai's resignation was also resolved.

He knew the truth, the consequences were not something he could afford. If Baifeng didn't give him the steps, he could hang himself directly after going out from here. The high liquidated damages Can't afford it at all.

Next, a group of people shuttled through the forest much faster. Although the weather was sultry, it was not difficult to walk. When it was getting dark, a few people found a wild small pool at the place where they were about to go out. Some fish and shrimp.

This time, several people completely saw the savior, and regardless of their image, they took off their shoes and jumped down, especially Kaikai, whose writhing buttocks occasionally glowed with blue light.

The stockings brought by Xiaoying played a huge role this time. Kai Kai split the stockings in half with her own knife. The six people were divided into two groups. One person had half stockings, and it was like a fishing net in the water. .

Once the bag was carried down, there were several wild grass carp inside. Although each was only the size of a thumb, the advantage was the large number. In less than half an hour, several people had already thrown it on the ground.

After the result was over, I was dumbfounded again.

They had no pot, no fire, no water and no condiments. Seeing that the little fish was alive and kicking on the ground, their mouths drool.

Then they all looked at Bai Feng.

"Sister Bai, aren't you the king of chefs in the world? Can this fish... be cooked?"

"can!"

Originally a tentative question, no one expected to get a positive reply from Bai Feng.

Bai Feng squatted down with a smile, found a dry stone, and found some dry leaves. She first crushed the leaves into fine powder, and then sifted out the thicker parts, leaving only the thin and dry leaf foam.

"Hehe, after this meal, we will be able to go out. It is estimated that you will not come in the second period. There is still a test. Think about it or forget it. I will let you hate me less and make a meal for you." A big meal is a send-off!"

After finishing speaking, Bai Feng took out his dagger, turned over the stone with his left hand, placed it on a 45-degree slope, and then raised the dagger with his right hand!
when!
There was a sharp crisp sound, and a spark shot out in the darkness. The spark fell on the nearby powder, but it didn't catch on!

But before the first spark disappeared, Bai Feng's second knife came down again!
Then came the third knife, the fourth knife...

One knife is faster than one knife, and one knife is stronger than one knife!
Sparks shot out from the ground, and under the stupid gazes of the six people, green smoke rose from the powder that had been placed beside it, and Bai Feng let out a breath, and the flames ignited.

The six people were excited and overjoyed at the same time!

Thousands of netizens immediately fry the pot again!

"My Cao, I'm really too capable!"

"Never underestimate Bronze, you have no way of knowing how many kings she has abused before..."

"He's really the King of Chefs, he's the best in the world!"

"The urine drinking session has been screenshotted, I need a private message! Dads, kick me up!"

……

Bai Feng quickly cut the small fish in half with a knife, then scraped off the internal organs with the knife, set up a simple support for the fire, and put the broken and cleaned fish on it.

Then, taking advantage of this time, she went to the nearby forest to find some strange conical yellow-green leaves, sprinkled these leaves on the fish, and grilled them together with the small fish.

Strange to say, after these leaves were burned, some greasy things would flow out from the leaves, dripping into the fire and crackling.

After a while, the fragrance has already wafted out.

Xiaolu swallowed and asked.

"Sister Bai, what is this leaf? It smells strange..."

"This is small red pine leaves. It cannot be eaten, but it can be used as a seasoning to enhance the flavor. It has a light fragrance and can also remove the fishy smell. After high-temperature grilling, the juice will flow out. These juices have a light salty taste. And Dianxiang... are familiar with each other, one for each..."

Bai Feng distributed the first batch of grilled small fish among six people, and then started to grill the second batch.

Xiaoying took the fish, looked at it, swallowed and handed it to Baifeng's mouth.

"Sister Bai, I see that you haven't eaten all day...you should eat some..."

Bai Feng shook his head.

"I have something to eat..."

Talking about raising the grass on the ground, Xiaoying let out an oh, she didn't understand why, there were fish, but Bai Feng still chose to eat grass, even if the grass could be eaten, it wouldn't taste good to fish .

(End of this chapter)