Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 519 All kinds of weird excuses to escape
Chapter 519 All kinds of weird excuses to escape
What's more, now that the recording of the show is about to end, even if she doesn't eat, if she persists for another hour, she can eat whatever she wants.But why do you have to eat grass?
If it's for the show, she doesn't have much traffic at all, and it won't affect the overall effect of the show. If it's for the sake of fame, hehe, Bai Feng really wants to be famous, it's definitely easier than her.
She didn't dare to ask if she couldn't figure it out, and it was almost the end of it. If she talked too much, annoyed the other party, and made everyone drink urine or eat shit, then she would really have to kneel and cry.
A lot of small fish were caught, but the six people ate them quickly. This fish can be said to be the most delicious thing they ate in the two days since they entered the forest. They almost swallowed even the bones.
"Sister Bai, this fish is amazing. I finally believe that you are the king of chefs. A good chef should be like you, who can cook delicious meals with any ingredients!"
"Oh...it's very hot, but it's delicious. This fish has a faint fragrance, just like...the fragrance of pepper leaves. When you eat it, you have the fishy taste and a little numbness. , the salty taste..."
"Didn't you find out? Sister Bai's knife skills are superb. Just now she casually cut open the small fish, directly removed the fish's spine, and also tore off the fish bones, so there are almost no spines when eating. This is so powerful..."
……
After eating the fish, Baifeng buried the fire source with soil, then led the team out of the forest, and when they got back on the asphalt road, everyone felt as if a century had passed.
Although it was dark, the six MCs were still yelling excitedly on the asphalt road, embracing and weeping wildly.
Bai Feng stood quietly beside him, checking his weight.
System real-time weight: 91.304 kg!
In two days, she lost 3.5 kilograms, a total of 7 catties!
This made Bai Feng so excited that he was about to shout with them!
At the jump cry of the six MCs, the recording ended.
The program team arranged to live in a county town 35 kilometers away from here. After arriving at the place and staying at the hotel, it was already past 12 o'clock in the evening.
After arriving at the room, Kaikai knocked on Hanhan's door, and the two discussed in the room.
Kaikai asked Hanhan why he was looking for him, Hanhan locked the door in a low voice, and then said in a low voice.
"I've made up my mind. I'll go find Bai Feng later, and say that my mother has suffered a stroke and was hospitalized. She is the most flexible person, and she will definitely agree with me to go back to visit relatives. I will wait for you to finish recording at home before coming. Don't blame me for breaking the contract, because she approved me to leave!"
"I, Cao, is it really possible? Will Bai Feng not doubt it?"
"No, I've asked a few friends, and they said that Baifeng is soft and not hard. If you have to make a scene, it's definitely useless, but if you say that something happened to the family, she will definitely agree. How about you, let's go Won't you go?"
"Let's go, eat earthworms and drink urine in the first episode, how about the second and third episodes? If you stay, you will be tortured to death, MD, now do you know what netizens call me? They call me Tianlan on Weibo I'm a man of color, people all over the country know that I wear a pair of sky blue underwear, it's too embarrassing, I used to be a tough guy!"
"I'm not the same, I, Hanhan, is the idol of thousands of girls anyway, I never thought that I would drink urine in front of the national audience, you know, I burped now and my mouth still smells like urine, just now my girlfriend was going to talk to me I broke up with her, she said kissing me was dark, I lost 300 million followers today..."
……
Bai Feng had just finished taking a shower and changed into pajamas when there was a knock on the door.
When I opened the door, Kaikai stood at the door with tears in his eyes...
"Miss Bai..."
"what happened to you?"
"I... I... woo woo woo woo... My mother had a sudden stroke and was hospitalized! I, I, I... I have to go back quickly..."
"Huh? Your mother had a stroke? Is it important?"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows
"It's okay, your mother is important, then when will you leave?"
"Woooooo...I have to go back now, my mother...I guess...Wow..."
Kaikai cried sadly, Baifeng sighed and sent him downstairs, watched him get into the car before going upstairs with a sigh, but just as he went upstairs, he saw Hanhan standing at her door with red eyes.
"Hanhan? What's wrong with you?"
"I... I... woo woo woo woo... My mother had a sudden stroke and was hospitalized! I, I, I... I have to go back quickly..."
"Your mother also had a stroke? Could it be too much?"
gah...
Hanhan stopped crying miserably, looked at Baifeng like a fool, and asked.
"Who else had a fucking stroke?"
"Kaikai said just now that his mother had a stroke. Why, are you two brothers? Or half-brothers?"
The corners of Hanhan's mouth twitched, and in his heart he sprayed Kaikai with scolding blood. This was an idea he came up with. Who knew that this guy would take the lead.
Immediately smiled awkwardly and lowered his voice.
"Sister Bai, actually... Kaikai and I... have another story that we have to tell... It is said that when I was young, my mother picked up a child from outside, and...so...so...so... ..."
"So you are really a mother, but you are your own, and he picked it up? Why don't I know? No one in the entertainment industry gossips about it?"
"Oh, I didn't want to tell you this news at first, but it was too sudden and I wasn't ready, and please don't tell others, Sister Bai, this is the privacy of me and Kaikai, I don't want to be exposed by too many people Know."
……
In the end, Hanhan also left...
After Bai Feng returned to the house, he was lying on the bed and just fell asleep when the door was knocked again.
After opening it, Yangyang and Xiaolu were standing outside the door holding hands, their eyes were red.
"Sister Bai...the two of us have something urgent to find you..."
"What's the rush? Could it be that you are the same mother, and then you also had a stroke and couldn't survive?"
The two were taken aback and shook their heads at the same time.
"No... The two of us suddenly felt the adrenaline rush, our hormones exploded, we were both attracted to each other, and fell in love, so we decided to get married tomorrow. Sister Bai, you will bless us, right?"
Bai Feng gritted her teeth and wanted to bite someone.
Then, Xiao Mi also came, crying and shouting that there was a fire at home, and she had to go back. Bai Feng said that even if there was a fire, the house would be burned if you went so far away.
Xiao Mi said it was fine, even if the burn was gone, she would still have to take a photo and post it on Weibo to commemorate it...
These people finally left...
When Bai Feng entered the room, she didn't go to sleep at all, she just waited for Xiao Ying to come over, but she didn't expect that she sat on the chair and fell asleep in the middle of the night, and the other party didn't come.
I still wondered in my heart whether Xiaoying didn't even bother to make up a reason, so she just ran away, and went downstairs to eat after washing up resentfully.
As a result, they ran into each other in the restaurant, and as soon as the two chatted, the atmosphere became a little awkward.
(End of this chapter)
What's more, now that the recording of the show is about to end, even if she doesn't eat, if she persists for another hour, she can eat whatever she wants.But why do you have to eat grass?
If it's for the show, she doesn't have much traffic at all, and it won't affect the overall effect of the show. If it's for the sake of fame, hehe, Bai Feng really wants to be famous, it's definitely easier than her.
She didn't dare to ask if she couldn't figure it out, and it was almost the end of it. If she talked too much, annoyed the other party, and made everyone drink urine or eat shit, then she would really have to kneel and cry.
A lot of small fish were caught, but the six people ate them quickly. This fish can be said to be the most delicious thing they ate in the two days since they entered the forest. They almost swallowed even the bones.
"Sister Bai, this fish is amazing. I finally believe that you are the king of chefs. A good chef should be like you, who can cook delicious meals with any ingredients!"
"Oh...it's very hot, but it's delicious. This fish has a faint fragrance, just like...the fragrance of pepper leaves. When you eat it, you have the fishy taste and a little numbness. , the salty taste..."
"Didn't you find out? Sister Bai's knife skills are superb. Just now she casually cut open the small fish, directly removed the fish's spine, and also tore off the fish bones, so there are almost no spines when eating. This is so powerful..."
……
After eating the fish, Baifeng buried the fire source with soil, then led the team out of the forest, and when they got back on the asphalt road, everyone felt as if a century had passed.
Although it was dark, the six MCs were still yelling excitedly on the asphalt road, embracing and weeping wildly.
Bai Feng stood quietly beside him, checking his weight.
System real-time weight: 91.304 kg!
In two days, she lost 3.5 kilograms, a total of 7 catties!
This made Bai Feng so excited that he was about to shout with them!
At the jump cry of the six MCs, the recording ended.
The program team arranged to live in a county town 35 kilometers away from here. After arriving at the place and staying at the hotel, it was already past 12 o'clock in the evening.
After arriving at the room, Kaikai knocked on Hanhan's door, and the two discussed in the room.
Kaikai asked Hanhan why he was looking for him, Hanhan locked the door in a low voice, and then said in a low voice.
"I've made up my mind. I'll go find Bai Feng later, and say that my mother has suffered a stroke and was hospitalized. She is the most flexible person, and she will definitely agree with me to go back to visit relatives. I will wait for you to finish recording at home before coming. Don't blame me for breaking the contract, because she approved me to leave!"
"I, Cao, is it really possible? Will Bai Feng not doubt it?"
"No, I've asked a few friends, and they said that Baifeng is soft and not hard. If you have to make a scene, it's definitely useless, but if you say that something happened to the family, she will definitely agree. How about you, let's go Won't you go?"
"Let's go, eat earthworms and drink urine in the first episode, how about the second and third episodes? If you stay, you will be tortured to death, MD, now do you know what netizens call me? They call me Tianlan on Weibo I'm a man of color, people all over the country know that I wear a pair of sky blue underwear, it's too embarrassing, I used to be a tough guy!"
"I'm not the same, I, Hanhan, is the idol of thousands of girls anyway, I never thought that I would drink urine in front of the national audience, you know, I burped now and my mouth still smells like urine, just now my girlfriend was going to talk to me I broke up with her, she said kissing me was dark, I lost 300 million followers today..."
……
Bai Feng had just finished taking a shower and changed into pajamas when there was a knock on the door.
When I opened the door, Kaikai stood at the door with tears in his eyes...
"Miss Bai..."
"what happened to you?"
"I... I... woo woo woo woo... My mother had a sudden stroke and was hospitalized! I, I, I... I have to go back quickly..."
"Huh? Your mother had a stroke? Is it important?"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows
"It's okay, your mother is important, then when will you leave?"
"Woooooo...I have to go back now, my mother...I guess...Wow..."
Kaikai cried sadly, Baifeng sighed and sent him downstairs, watched him get into the car before going upstairs with a sigh, but just as he went upstairs, he saw Hanhan standing at her door with red eyes.
"Hanhan? What's wrong with you?"
"I... I... woo woo woo woo... My mother had a sudden stroke and was hospitalized! I, I, I... I have to go back quickly..."
"Your mother also had a stroke? Could it be too much?"
gah...
Hanhan stopped crying miserably, looked at Baifeng like a fool, and asked.
"Who else had a fucking stroke?"
"Kaikai said just now that his mother had a stroke. Why, are you two brothers? Or half-brothers?"
The corners of Hanhan's mouth twitched, and in his heart he sprayed Kaikai with scolding blood. This was an idea he came up with. Who knew that this guy would take the lead.
Immediately smiled awkwardly and lowered his voice.
"Sister Bai, actually... Kaikai and I... have another story that we have to tell... It is said that when I was young, my mother picked up a child from outside, and...so...so...so... ..."
"So you are really a mother, but you are your own, and he picked it up? Why don't I know? No one in the entertainment industry gossips about it?"
"Oh, I didn't want to tell you this news at first, but it was too sudden and I wasn't ready, and please don't tell others, Sister Bai, this is the privacy of me and Kaikai, I don't want to be exposed by too many people Know."
……
In the end, Hanhan also left...
After Bai Feng returned to the house, he was lying on the bed and just fell asleep when the door was knocked again.
After opening it, Yangyang and Xiaolu were standing outside the door holding hands, their eyes were red.
"Sister Bai...the two of us have something urgent to find you..."
"What's the rush? Could it be that you are the same mother, and then you also had a stroke and couldn't survive?"
The two were taken aback and shook their heads at the same time.
"No... The two of us suddenly felt the adrenaline rush, our hormones exploded, we were both attracted to each other, and fell in love, so we decided to get married tomorrow. Sister Bai, you will bless us, right?"
Bai Feng gritted her teeth and wanted to bite someone.
Then, Xiao Mi also came, crying and shouting that there was a fire at home, and she had to go back. Bai Feng said that even if there was a fire, the house would be burned if you went so far away.
Xiao Mi said it was fine, even if the burn was gone, she would still have to take a photo and post it on Weibo to commemorate it...
These people finally left...
When Bai Feng entered the room, she didn't go to sleep at all, she just waited for Xiao Ying to come over, but she didn't expect that she sat on the chair and fell asleep in the middle of the night, and the other party didn't come.
I still wondered in my heart whether Xiaoying didn't even bother to make up a reason, so she just ran away, and went downstairs to eat after washing up resentfully.
As a result, they ran into each other in the restaurant, and as soon as the two chatted, the atmosphere became a little awkward.
(End of this chapter)
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