Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 521 Skydiving
Chapter 521 Skydiving
Regarding Qian Chuanzi, Bai Feng was also depressed. In the end, no one came, the filming schedule was already tight, and the reputation of the first issue was already bad in the entertainment industry.
For this reason, she went back to the No. [-] Floor of the World, but just as she went to the Zhaixing Tower and said to find someone to be on the show, all the people on the entire floor ran away, and her effect was as powerful as poisonous gas.
Let's find Nan Yunfei and Wang Jun, but these three artists are all filming abroad, so I don't have time.
Later, she called for help to five of her best friends in the entertainment industry...
The first one is Hehe, after the call got through, Hehe imitated the computer voice with a high-pitched voice on the phone:
"Sorry, the call you dialed is temporarily unavailable..."
Then she called Brother Bo again. Brother Bo sighed on the phone and said that he had just got on the plane and was feeding pigeons in London. She was peeing behind the building, while asking her with her mobile phone.
"Hear the fountain in the streets of London? I kid you not!"
Bai Feng directly poured a basin of dirty water from upstairs, and then asked with a smile on the phone.
"Hey, is it raining heavily? Why does the sound of water sound so loud..."
After she couldn't find anyone, she called Director Yu again, and wanted to take advantage of Director Yu's face to contact some celebrities to support the scene, but Director Yu thought Bai Feng wanted to find him on the show, and was too scared to accept it. Telephone.
In desperation, Bai Feng could only settle for the next best thing, and fixed his eyes on Qian Chuanzi.
Although this guy is not a big star, he is definitely an Internet celebrity, and there are so many people on the Internet raising money to beat him, so he just took the opportunity to let him...
Bai Feng was thinking darkly, and after telling Qian Chuanzi his thoughts, the guy just knelt on the ground and cried.
Yelling and crying.
"Boss Bai! You are really my reborn parent! I can finally be on TV! I can finally be a star! I'm finally going to be popular!"
On the third day, the Haoyue video website released the first production version of "Adventure with Baifeng". The program was made into a 120-minute video, so the audience didn't have to watch a lot of useless live footage.
On the fourth day, the six new MCs were all assembled!
The six people stood in front of a huge black cloth, a little excited and a little uneasy, of course, except for the string of money inside.
Taking advantage of Baifeng's absence, this guy started bragging about B again.
"Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Qian Chuanzi, a writer. By the way, have you heard of the "Three-Body Problem" that won the Galaxy Award? At that time I..."
Before the wave of B was finished, Bai Feng had already come over. She smiled and clapped her hands to welcome the six people, and then let the six people make a brief self-introduction.
Netizens immediately became angry after hearing this, and all kinds of speculations were flying everywhere.
"Why are the other five people changed? Is it because they can't afford it or are they too tired to come?"
"Our Xiaoying is the only one left. It's so pitiful. The other five people must have been scared, so they ran away!"
"Why is this shameless Qian Chuanzi also running away, it's best to torture him to death!"
"It's cool this time, please retweet it, double-click 666, dads will kick me up to let Bai Feng see, this issue will let Qian Chuanzi eat shit!"
……
Among the six MCs, Qian Chuanzi and Xiaoying are not mentioned. Among the other four, Bingbing is the high-cold queen Fan, Malzaha is purely a newcomer, he is polite to everyone, Qianfeng is the idol route, here we come In a few minutes, I have already brushed my bangs on my forehead 24 times.
Xiaoyue is short and fat, fair and clean, with a mean smile, which makes people want to abuse him.And...it seems...similar to Qian Chuanzi, but also a little nervous.
After introducing herself, Bai Feng nodded with a smile, and the film crew also started the second live broadcast.
"In this issue, I will give you a bonus first, take a look behind you!"
Everyone turned their heads, a staff member tore off the black cloth, and a small civilian helicopter appeared in front of everyone.
"Wow! It's such a big game, a helicopter!"
"I won't go abroad this time, will I? Why do I feel bad!"
"Report, I'm on my period, can I not get on the plane..."
"I'm afraid of heights..."
……
Bai Feng smiled, waved, and was the first to walk towards the plane!
"Come with me, let's go!"
The other six people followed, and after boarding the plane, Qian Chuanzi suddenly froze and shouted at Bai Feng.
"Hey, Mr. Bai, why are you going? Don't tell me you fly a plane?"
Bai Feng didn't speak, but he was already sitting in the cab of the helicopter, Qian Chuanzi's thigh felt cold, his duodenum trembled at the same time, and his heart began to beat wildly.
"Boss Bai, don't tease me, I've never seen you fly a plane, hey..."
While complaining, he was dragged onto the plane by the staff, and others asked him what was wrong, and the money string spread out his hands in disgrace.
"Actually... besides being a writer, I also have another identity. I am an employee of Bai's head office..."
"Waiter?"
Yue Yue interjected innocently, and Qian Chuanzi glared at him.
"It's not important. The important thing is that I have known Mr. Bai for a long time. I have never heard that she can fly a plane. Her driver's license was just taken the year before last..."
Before the others had time to panic, the plane had already launched, and the huge roar made it impossible for them to chat. Xiaoying, as the most popular among them, and also as a person who participated in the first session, loudly comforted the others.
"Don't worry everyone, Boss Bai will definitely fly a plane, she won't take any risks, and...she must have bought you a huge amount of accident insurance..."
Everyone else knelt down, grabbed the arm of the person next to them, and didn't dare to move, especially the newcomer Bingbing, who was originally aloof, but as soon as the plane took off, his arms stiffened immediately.
The helicopter roared into the sky, then circled in place, and then flew away towards the east.
Baifeng drove the plane across mountains, rivers and rivers. Several people in the plane screamed occasionally. After about an hour, the co-pilot gave Baifeng a thumbs up.
Hakuho's voice sounded in the cabin.
"Now, there is a parachute under your seat, and the security officer next to you will put it on for you, and then, jump from here..."
"what?!!!"
The six people in the cabin were all insane, Qi Qi poked his head and looked outside, Qian Chuanzi wanted to say something pretending to be B, but he seemed to be airsick, just opened his mouth when he stood up, and retched, his face was so pale that he was about to die up.
But character determines fate. At this moment, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pretend to be B. He gritted his teeth, looked at the other five stars, and then looked at the camera lens righteously.
"Everyone, a certain celebrity said...he said...he said...he said Qian Chuanzi, don't be afraid, jump off, you will melt into the blue sky!"
After finishing speaking, Qian Chuanzi opened the hatch and looked down. There was a lake below with a few lifeboats. He felt a little relieved, and turned his head towards the others to make a pose that he thought was handsome!
"I'll jump first and show you what it means to be a man!"
After speaking, he stepped out with one foot, and the security guard next to him shouted.
"Hey, you are sick, you don't even have a parachute..."
"Ah? Your second uncle didn't say it a long time ago..."
With a cry, Qian Chuanzi was terrified, but the inertia of rushing out was too great, he had already melted into the blue sky, his voice and resentment were still echoing in the ears of the security guard...
(End of this chapter)
Regarding Qian Chuanzi, Bai Feng was also depressed. In the end, no one came, the filming schedule was already tight, and the reputation of the first issue was already bad in the entertainment industry.
For this reason, she went back to the No. [-] Floor of the World, but just as she went to the Zhaixing Tower and said to find someone to be on the show, all the people on the entire floor ran away, and her effect was as powerful as poisonous gas.
Let's find Nan Yunfei and Wang Jun, but these three artists are all filming abroad, so I don't have time.
Later, she called for help to five of her best friends in the entertainment industry...
The first one is Hehe, after the call got through, Hehe imitated the computer voice with a high-pitched voice on the phone:
"Sorry, the call you dialed is temporarily unavailable..."
Then she called Brother Bo again. Brother Bo sighed on the phone and said that he had just got on the plane and was feeding pigeons in London. She was peeing behind the building, while asking her with her mobile phone.
"Hear the fountain in the streets of London? I kid you not!"
Bai Feng directly poured a basin of dirty water from upstairs, and then asked with a smile on the phone.
"Hey, is it raining heavily? Why does the sound of water sound so loud..."
After she couldn't find anyone, she called Director Yu again, and wanted to take advantage of Director Yu's face to contact some celebrities to support the scene, but Director Yu thought Bai Feng wanted to find him on the show, and was too scared to accept it. Telephone.
In desperation, Bai Feng could only settle for the next best thing, and fixed his eyes on Qian Chuanzi.
Although this guy is not a big star, he is definitely an Internet celebrity, and there are so many people on the Internet raising money to beat him, so he just took the opportunity to let him...
Bai Feng was thinking darkly, and after telling Qian Chuanzi his thoughts, the guy just knelt on the ground and cried.
Yelling and crying.
"Boss Bai! You are really my reborn parent! I can finally be on TV! I can finally be a star! I'm finally going to be popular!"
On the third day, the Haoyue video website released the first production version of "Adventure with Baifeng". The program was made into a 120-minute video, so the audience didn't have to watch a lot of useless live footage.
On the fourth day, the six new MCs were all assembled!
The six people stood in front of a huge black cloth, a little excited and a little uneasy, of course, except for the string of money inside.
Taking advantage of Baifeng's absence, this guy started bragging about B again.
"Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Qian Chuanzi, a writer. By the way, have you heard of the "Three-Body Problem" that won the Galaxy Award? At that time I..."
Before the wave of B was finished, Bai Feng had already come over. She smiled and clapped her hands to welcome the six people, and then let the six people make a brief self-introduction.
Netizens immediately became angry after hearing this, and all kinds of speculations were flying everywhere.
"Why are the other five people changed? Is it because they can't afford it or are they too tired to come?"
"Our Xiaoying is the only one left. It's so pitiful. The other five people must have been scared, so they ran away!"
"Why is this shameless Qian Chuanzi also running away, it's best to torture him to death!"
"It's cool this time, please retweet it, double-click 666, dads will kick me up to let Bai Feng see, this issue will let Qian Chuanzi eat shit!"
……
Among the six MCs, Qian Chuanzi and Xiaoying are not mentioned. Among the other four, Bingbing is the high-cold queen Fan, Malzaha is purely a newcomer, he is polite to everyone, Qianfeng is the idol route, here we come In a few minutes, I have already brushed my bangs on my forehead 24 times.
Xiaoyue is short and fat, fair and clean, with a mean smile, which makes people want to abuse him.And...it seems...similar to Qian Chuanzi, but also a little nervous.
After introducing herself, Bai Feng nodded with a smile, and the film crew also started the second live broadcast.
"In this issue, I will give you a bonus first, take a look behind you!"
Everyone turned their heads, a staff member tore off the black cloth, and a small civilian helicopter appeared in front of everyone.
"Wow! It's such a big game, a helicopter!"
"I won't go abroad this time, will I? Why do I feel bad!"
"Report, I'm on my period, can I not get on the plane..."
"I'm afraid of heights..."
……
Bai Feng smiled, waved, and was the first to walk towards the plane!
"Come with me, let's go!"
The other six people followed, and after boarding the plane, Qian Chuanzi suddenly froze and shouted at Bai Feng.
"Hey, Mr. Bai, why are you going? Don't tell me you fly a plane?"
Bai Feng didn't speak, but he was already sitting in the cab of the helicopter, Qian Chuanzi's thigh felt cold, his duodenum trembled at the same time, and his heart began to beat wildly.
"Boss Bai, don't tease me, I've never seen you fly a plane, hey..."
While complaining, he was dragged onto the plane by the staff, and others asked him what was wrong, and the money string spread out his hands in disgrace.
"Actually... besides being a writer, I also have another identity. I am an employee of Bai's head office..."
"Waiter?"
Yue Yue interjected innocently, and Qian Chuanzi glared at him.
"It's not important. The important thing is that I have known Mr. Bai for a long time. I have never heard that she can fly a plane. Her driver's license was just taken the year before last..."
Before the others had time to panic, the plane had already launched, and the huge roar made it impossible for them to chat. Xiaoying, as the most popular among them, and also as a person who participated in the first session, loudly comforted the others.
"Don't worry everyone, Boss Bai will definitely fly a plane, she won't take any risks, and...she must have bought you a huge amount of accident insurance..."
Everyone else knelt down, grabbed the arm of the person next to them, and didn't dare to move, especially the newcomer Bingbing, who was originally aloof, but as soon as the plane took off, his arms stiffened immediately.
The helicopter roared into the sky, then circled in place, and then flew away towards the east.
Baifeng drove the plane across mountains, rivers and rivers. Several people in the plane screamed occasionally. After about an hour, the co-pilot gave Baifeng a thumbs up.
Hakuho's voice sounded in the cabin.
"Now, there is a parachute under your seat, and the security officer next to you will put it on for you, and then, jump from here..."
"what?!!!"
The six people in the cabin were all insane, Qi Qi poked his head and looked outside, Qian Chuanzi wanted to say something pretending to be B, but he seemed to be airsick, just opened his mouth when he stood up, and retched, his face was so pale that he was about to die up.
But character determines fate. At this moment, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pretend to be B. He gritted his teeth, looked at the other five stars, and then looked at the camera lens righteously.
"Everyone, a certain celebrity said...he said...he said...he said Qian Chuanzi, don't be afraid, jump off, you will melt into the blue sky!"
After finishing speaking, Qian Chuanzi opened the hatch and looked down. There was a lake below with a few lifeboats. He felt a little relieved, and turned his head towards the others to make a pose that he thought was handsome!
"I'll jump first and show you what it means to be a man!"
After speaking, he stepped out with one foot, and the security guard next to him shouted.
"Hey, you are sick, you don't even have a parachute..."
"Ah? Your second uncle didn't say it a long time ago..."
With a cry, Qian Chuanzi was terrified, but the inertia of rushing out was too great, he had already melted into the blue sky, his voice and resentment were still echoing in the ears of the security guard...
(End of this chapter)
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