Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 522 The First Punishment

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Because the effect of the first episode of the program was too strong, it was called the most tasteful variety show in history by netizens, so the number of followers of the second episode soared to 5000 million from the very beginning!

At this moment, Qian Chuanzi jumped, and the audience was all excited!

"This kind of thing can only be done at noon, because sooner or later something will happen..."

"Fall into a box!"

"If the skydive is successful, you go home for dinner, but if the skydive goes wrong, the whole village goes to your house for dinner!"

"Qian Chuanzi left, and it was very painful. During the cremation, he cheated on the corpse, and kept shouting that he was not dead. In the end, he was tied up with iron chains and burned. The fire was very strong, and the burning creaked and creaked, and he burned all the time. For 3 days and 3 nights, the memorial service played C Mile C Mile. The family members were very strong, and no one cried. The wind was very strong that day, and the car overturned while transporting the urn. The urn broke, and I was about to pick up the ashes. When the box was opened, a sprinkler truck came."

"This scourge is finally gone, bow down!"

"Two bows!"

"Three bows!"

"Family's gift..."

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Qian Chuanzi jumped without a parachute, and the Internet was full of joy, and all kinds of jokes emerged one after another. Many people who didn't know him searched the Internet again, and suddenly he became popular again!
The other MCs were dumbfounded, staring at the security officer in a daze, Xiaoyue asked with wide eyes.

"Uncle, you won't die if you jump like this?"

The security officer opened his mouth and exposed his big yellow teeth, touched his chin and pondered for a while, then looked down again, and shook his head.

"I don't know, there is a lake here, so I shouldn't die, but don't worry, there are professional ambulance personnel down here, and Boss Bai bought him a huge amount of personal accident insurance... Okay, come on, little fat man, what should I do next?" is you……"

"Uncle, I don't want to..."

Xiao Yueyue shook his head like a rattle, holding Qianfeng beside him tightly with his hands, Qianfeng's face was pale, and he kept trying to push him out.

The unreliable security officer probably got impatient with the wait, so he pulled Xiao Yueyue over, put the safety rope of the parachute on him, and then stuffed the ring into his hand.

"Go away!"

One kick, the camera gave a close-up, accompanied by a scream piercing the sky, Xiao Yueyue was kicked off the helicopter, fortunately, he did not forget to pull the pull ring of the parachute, a white lotus bloomed in the sky .

The camera on Xiao Yueyue's hat came through the screen, all kinds of emoticons and screams pierced the eardrums of netizens who were watching with earphones, the screen was so beautiful that I dare not look at it at all...

The safety officer then looked at Qianfeng. The frail little boy quickly stood up with a dry smile, obediently put on the parachute, and seeing the safety officer raised his feet again, he closed his eyes and jumped off with a wow.

The remaining three girls were stronger than the boys. As their senior, Xiaoying was the first to put on a parachute. Just as she was about to jump, Baifeng spoke again.

"After going down, there are six boats in the lake. Your first task is to row to the designated location to gather. The first one will not be rewarded, but the last one will be punished! Come on!"

Hearing this, the two women in the back became anxious. They are just starlets who have just entered the industry, let alone fans. The audience who knows them in the whole country is only tens of thousands. Big names can rub their heads against each other, let alone them.

So they stood up almost at the same time and asked to be the first to jump. After all, if you jump off first, you can get on the boat first, and getting on the boat first has an advantage.

After the three of them jumped down, Baifeng drove the helicopter around the lake and slowly landed on a flat rock.

When she reached the lake, she could already see the figures of six MCs in the lake...

Surprisingly, Malzaha, a girl from an ethnic minority, is No.1. She stands on a bamboo raft, holding a long punt pole. When she exerts her strength, the bamboo raft swims like a smart water snake...

After the six people jumped down, they realized that Baifeng's so-called 'boat' was a cheating DIY!

A bamboo raft, a hovercraft, a small wooden boat, a large foot tub, a wooden bucket, and a... trash can...

Qian Chuanzi was the first to go into the water, but he didn't have a parachute, so he almost plunged into the mud. When the lifeguards rescued him, he was half alive. After finally recovering, the others rowed away. All he's left with is a square dumpster...

I don't know where to find this trash can. It is square and green all over, with white letters sprayed around it.

Sprayed in front is: Recyclable waste!
What is sprayed on the back is: non-recyclable waste!

What's even more funny is that Qian Chuanzi used two discarded motorcycle helmets for paddling. Although he worked very hard, he kept circling in the water.

Half an hour later, Malzaha was the first to go ashore, standing beside Baifeng excitedly, followed by two other girls, and then Qianfeng.

Finally came the bulky little Yueyue and Qian Chuanzi. After landing, Qian Chuanzi swallowed and asked.

"Boss Bai, the punishment is drinking urine again, right? I'm not afraid of that, I've practiced at home...uh...I mean...read it..."

"Hehe, I didn't pee today, the punishment is very simple, I will give you a beautiful helmet!"

As he said that, the staff handed over a motorcycle helmet, which was exactly what Qian Chuanzi wore when swimming, but there were a lot of things in it...

The other five MCs, who didn't know the truth, gathered around to take a look, and screamed everywhere!
"Ah! Cockroaches!"

"Maggots, mealworms, silkworms, grasshoppers, big meat worms, earthworms... It's too scary, won't we let us eat these for breakfast?"

"Probably not...Didn't Sister Bai say that only the last person will be punished?"

Everyone else looked at Qian Chuanzi...

Qian Chuanzi's calf was twisted, so he took two steps back and asked in a low voice.

"Lafayette, you won't let me eat all of these, right? I, I, I... I'm not very hungry, why don't we all share the food..."

"Hehe, it's not breakfast time yet. You don't need to eat. The hat is for wearing. As a punishment, you should keep it on for 30 seconds!"

"Can I not wear it?"

"you guess!"

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Poor Qian Chuanzi wore a bug hat, closed his eyes and mouth tightly, the bugs on his head kept falling down, and the five MCs hid away and counted down loudly...

"30!"

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"23!"

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"28! Brother Chuanzi, it's bad, the grasshopper jumped into your clothes!"

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A grasshopper jumped into Qian Chuanzi's neckline, and then Qian Chuanzi exploded!
"what!!!"

He jumped up and down in fright, slapping and hitting, and then he tore his clothes like crazy, the assault jacket was torn off, and then the sweater, autumn jacket, pants...

The three female MCs were blushing and wanted to help, but they were embarrassed. At this time, the other two male MCs hurried up to help. The red underpants that had not been taken off were torn apart by these two MCs!

The audience exploded in an instant.

"Ouch, my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

"My Cao, this grandson is older than me!"

"Visual estimate is 25 centimeters!"

"It's crazy, I've already taken a screenshot, I want to complain! It's not suitable for children!"

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(End of this chapter)