Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 525 This is an Adventure, Not a Show
He also took the leaves, imitating Malzahar's example, rolled up and crushed all the worms, then stuffed them into his mouth cruelly and began to chew.

Xiaoying followed suit and ate her own bugs.

Qianfeng leaned over to ask Xiao Yueyue.

"Hey, hey, what does it smell like?"

Xiao Yueyue smacked her lower lip, pondered for a while, and opened her mouth.

"Hmm... it's like almonds, it's a bit bitter, and it's a little bit forward... before... before...qian... short oil...my color head...what's wrong with color head..."

Xiao Yueyue was talking, and found that she had a big tongue, and then opened her mouth for Qianfeng to see, but before she could stick it out, she found her lips were itchy, scratched her, and was immediately startled.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Qianfeng cursed, stepped back in horror, and quickly called Baifeng.

"I'm Cao! Mr. Bai! He, he, he... is he poisoned!"

Qianfeng took a few steps back in horror, other people also noticed, and immediately surrounded him, the faces of Xiaoying and Malzaha immediately turned green, and they nervously touched their own faces.

"We also ate the leaves just now, are the leaves poisonous... ah... what should we do?"

The two women were so anxious that they were about to cry, Qian Chuanzi ran over to comfort them.

"Don't be afraid, Boss Bai has already bought a huge amount of insurance for you, it's okay!"

The two women glared at him, and looked at Bai Feng together.

Bai Feng walked over and pinched his lips to look at it. At this moment, Xiao Yueyue's mouth had already started to swell, and it was swollen into two sausages at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"What else did you eat just now?"

"Abdomen... split (leaves)..."

"Aside from leaves, what else have you stuffed in your mouth before?"

It was already difficult for Xiao Yueyue to speak, so he pointed to a half-meter-high vine plant on the ground to Baifeng, and then nodded humbly.

Bai Feng squatted down and took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw that the vine was missing a leaf, which he probably picked it off with his boring hand and chewed it in his mouth.

"Boss Bai, do you want to call a doctor..."

"If it doesn't work, send him to the doctor by helicopter, it's serious..."

"Yes, Boss Bai, you can't kill anyone..."

……

Bai Feng pricked a dry pine needle from the ground, smiled and waved his hand.

"It's okay, he just chewed the leaves of the poisonous guava, it won't be fatal, come on, lie on the ground, turn your head, don't move!"

She pressed Xiao Yueyue's head, and then slowly drilled his swollen lips with dry but hard pine needles. Soon, the lips were pierced, and then she squeezed hard, and the thick water flowed out.

After the thick water was squeezed out, she picked another yellowed leaf from the side, chewed it in her mouth, and applied it to Xiao Yueyue's face.

"Hold it down, this is green hemp, it can detoxify and reduce inflammation, just wait a few minutes to remove it."

Viewers went crazy when they saw the scene online.

"My Cao, isn't Boss Bai so awesome, he's like a mobile encyclopedia?"

"I'm convinced, no wonder you don't need to eat bugs and drink urine. They have craftsmanship. It seems that they ate some kind of plants in the last episode..."

"It turns out that there are so many things about plants. They can be eaten, they can cure diseases, they are poisonous, they are not poisonous, tsk tsk tsk..."

……

Xiao Yueyue stood up from the ground, covered her mouth and touched it back and forth, and found that the swelling had indeed subsided. She wanted to speak excitedly, but she still couldn't speak, Bai Feng explained with a smile.

"Don't worry, it will take a few minutes, your tongue has been paralyzed, and let me emphasize one more point, this is a jungle canyon, I don't know it, try not to eat it randomly, a small bug, a leaf, or even a flower here The smell can kill you, remind everyone again, this is an adventure, not a show!"

'This is an adventure, not a show'!
The eight words shocked the hearts of six people at the same time!
"Okay, now the remaining three, it's time to eat your breakfast!"

Qian Chuanzi, Qianfeng, and Bingbing looked at Baifeng's smile and trembled. They walked up to Baifeng and opened the lid tremblingly.

The three shouted at the same time, and others surrounded them.

Inside the box were three eyeballs of some kind of animal that had been cut off with a knife. Two were the size of copper bells, and there was a circle of bloody rotten flesh around them.

The other one was smaller, only the size of a thumb, and it was also wrapped in meat.

The audience on the Internet immediately peed and cursed...

"My Cao... Tainima has changed too much, what is this?"

"I didn't take a picture of how Bai Feng got it just now. Could it be human eyeballs?"

"Is the one upstairs Zhizhang? Nima people's eyeballs are so big? This shit even weighs half a catty of belt meat? It's too much to eat!"

"It should be a large animal. Baifeng wouldn't hunt and kill some nationally protected animals, right? This is against the law!"

"It shouldn't be possible. She disappeared for a while just now. How could she kill two animals, and they were large animals? And she could cut off the eyeballs? Nonsense! I guess the program team has arranged it long ago, and it's very Might be fake, or brought over from a slaughterhouse..."

……

Netizens wanted to know what kind of animal's eyeball it was, and the six people wanted to know even more, Bai Feng asked with a smile.

"You can eat it if you know it? Or don't ask, you can treat it like a cow or a horse, and you can feel more comfortable."

This is actually very reasonable. Many people who have eaten hot pot in Sichuan know that there are often people who are eating with relish, and then the person at the same table will tell him that what you eat is actually pig brain, beef tongue, and lamb balls. Then immediately vomited...

Qian Chuanzi poked the biggest eye with his finger, and asked Bai Feng in a mournful voice.

"Boss Bai, it's not that we don't eat it, it's that you have taken too much of it. This piece weighs more than half a catty, right? I...I've been on a diet recently..."

"Then you eat the small ones!"

Qian Chuanzi was choked and speechless, Xiao Yueyue next to him looked a little regretful, covered his mouth and shook his head, seemed a little regretful.

"Hey... I knew I would choose to punish. I really like eating fish eyes. I just need to treat these things as fish eyes..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Qian Chuanzi stuffed the eyeball of the smallest animal into his mouth, bit it bang, and shot out a ball of juice, splashing Xiao Yueyue all over his face.

Xiao Yueyue was directly shot and forced...

Then Bingbing came up, grabbed the biggest eyeball, and looked at Baifeng quietly, showing a trace of determination, and then bit down hard, and then, she was like crazy, taking one bite after another. , persist until the animal eyeballs are eaten up.

Everyone else looked dumbfounded, even Bai Feng was a little surprised, slowly raised a thumbs up to her, and smiled.

As for Bai Feng, her breakfast completely left the group speechless...

I only took an ordinary stick, sharpened one end with a knife, stood by the lake, and stabbed it lightly, and a fish weighing two or three catties was pierced in half.

A fish becomes food so easily!
(End of this chapter)