Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 526
Chapter 526
Then, under the stares of the six people in a daze, Bai Feng used a discarded white transparent plastic bag, filled it with some water, and kneaded it into a suitable ball shape. Debone, flip and grill.
Xiao Yueyue's mouth was already able to speak, and he squatted beside him depressedly to smell it, complaining while smelling it.
"Why...why Mr. Bai eats fish, we can only eat bugs..."
Qian Chuanzi sighed, and squatted down to complain...
"Oh, if I knew I would eat it later, I put the bugs and those eyes on fire and roasted them. The chicken tastes so crunchy!"
Bai Feng fixed the fish on the frame, and then went into the forest again, and after a while, he came out with a bunch of leaves in his arms, covered the fish with two or three kinds, put one kind on the fire, and then gave himself One stuffed in the mouth.
Others looked puzzled, so Malzahar leaned over to ask her.
"Sister Bai, what's so special about these leaves?"
Bai Feng pointed to the one on the fire.
"This is Burnet. The smell after burning can repel mosquitoes and insects. The three leaves on the fish are seasoned. The one I eat is called Karsu. The branches and leaves can be eaten and used as seasoning. Well, this fish cannot It’s too roasted, so hurry up and eat it…”
"Huh? For us?"
The six people were stunned at the same time, Bai Feng lifted the leaf in his hand, Qian Chuanzi slapped his thigh, and secretly scolded himself for being stupid, thinking that he knew that Bai Feng was losing weight, how could he eat fish?
Thinking of this, he was the first to run over, but he grabbed the fish and nearly burned him to death.
The six people walked from the shadow of eating insects to the world of eating fish in an instant. It felt too big. When eating, they were like beggars entering the city one by one, completely without image.
This feeling of suddenly going to heaven from hell was so good that the six of them were so excited that they almost cried, catching fish was like a fly seeing blood.
This fish probably didn't expect that living in such a far away place with no human habitation, it would be brutally murdered by this group of people...
Bai Feng checked her weight while eating grass...
System real-time weight monitoring: 88.249 kg!
She silently shouted YES in her heart!
I secretly told myself that I was paying attention too quickly. Since I came here, I have lost about 7 kilograms of weight in about a week. If I continue, I will definitely be able to complete the task!
The six people ate up one fish, and they were still a little unsatisfied. They looked at Baifeng, but they didn't realize at the moment that since they came here, their mentality had slowly changed.
On the helicopter, he regarded himself as a star, and after jumping off, he found that he was just an ordinary person. After eating mealworms and animal eyes, he found that he was not even a human being.
"Okay, enough to eat and drink, let's go on..."
Bai Feng gave an order, and the group set off into the canyon again.
After entering the canyon, the ground has changed a lot from before.
There are potholed caves everywhere, some are only half a meter high, some are bottomless, and the sound of water can be heard inside some.
Bai Feng was originally walking in the front, but Qian Chuanzi's habit of pretending to be B made another mistake. He ran a dozen meters ahead by himself, bragging to others while walking backwards.
"Everyone, don't be afraid. Our hometown also has this kind of cave. I often played with my friends when I was young. It's not me bragging. I think back then I had a Luoyang shovel in my left hand and a diamond umbrella in my right. Soil detonators, and thunderbolt flares, as long as you follow me, there is no danger at all, as long as you follow me, I am not bragging! You... ah!!!”
Qian Chuanzi hadn't finished installing Serial B yet, and didn't find a cave behind, so he screamed and fell headfirst...
"I, Cao... really pretended to be B and was struck by lightning! Chuanzi!"
Xiao Yueyue trotted for two steps, crawled on the top of the cave and shouted down...
Baifeng and the others quickly surrounded him. It was dark below, and it seemed that the sound of water could still be heard.
"Sister Bai, we can't throw away the string of money, we have to save him..."
"nonsense!"
Bai Feng glared at Xiao Yueyue, but this guy suddenly stood up, climbed his chest to take over Qian Chuanzi's shift, stood gloriously and proudly in front of the camera, and continued pretending to be B.
"Don't be afraid, I will be the representative of the physics class when I was young. If we want to rescue him, we must first know the depth of the pit. Be careful, this is the only way to know the depth of the pit!"
As he said that, under the terrified eyes of everyone, Xiao Yueyue lifted up a huge stone next to him, smiled wittily at everyone, and then raised it above his head...
"don't want……"
Bai Feng hurriedly stopped him, but he was still too slow. Then he heard a scream from below, and then there was a plop, and the stone fell into the water...
"According to the speed of sound propagation in the air, coupled with the weight of the stone, and the echo of Qian Chuanzi's screams, we can draw a conclusion, um... Who has a pen and paper, I have to count..."
……
Bai Feng and the other four MCs were stunned, they stared at each other suspiciously, Qianfeng swallowed and asked.
"Sister Bai, did Xiao Yueyue know Qian Chuanzi before she came here? Do the two have a grudge against each other..."
Xiaoying nodded and asked.
"Sister Bai, Chuanzi, is this an accident or a murder? If it's a murder...will the insurance pay?"
Malzahar asked too.
"Has Xiao Yueyue's IQ been humiliated just now, and is now dormant..."
……
Qian Chuanzi below is not dead, when several people were muttering, they asked for advice from Xiaomian.
"Help me, which bastard threw the stone just now, I %3#@¥%@%#¥......"
Xiao Yueyue smiled and said.
"Did you hear me? I'm smart. Not only did I test the depth of the cave, but I also tested that he didn't die! But... I think if you want to make the data more accurate, you have to throw another piece. As the saying goes, If one stone can't solve something, then two..."
As he said that, he lifted another stone, but this time he was stopped by Bai Feng.
Bai Feng shook his head and sighed...
"Oh, it's really unbelievable. You are really an epic-level idiot. I don't know how deep the pit is, but you are definitely deeper than the pit. The money string that was originally a narrow escape is probably safe this time. Everyone put belts, clothes, etc. take it off, tie it in a knot, and see if you can pull him up..."
"Sister Bai, I think so too, everyone take off your clothes!"
Xiao Yueyue agreed very much, and quickly took off her shirt, and then the others took off too. Baifeng tried it, but the combined rope was not long enough. As a result, Xiao Yueyue immediately expressed that she wanted to make amends, took off her trousers, and Get the others off too.
Seeing that Qianfeng was a little shy, he went up and stripped off Qianfeng's pants.
The rope made of clothes was finally long enough. Xiao Yueyue, eager to prove his IQ, picked up the clothes rope and threw it into the cave. When Baifeng found out that it was too late, Xiao Yueyue had already thrown all the ropes made of everyone's clothes down. Yes, however...he didn't grab the tail of the rope...
(End of this chapter)
Then, under the stares of the six people in a daze, Bai Feng used a discarded white transparent plastic bag, filled it with some water, and kneaded it into a suitable ball shape. Debone, flip and grill.
Xiao Yueyue's mouth was already able to speak, and he squatted beside him depressedly to smell it, complaining while smelling it.
"Why...why Mr. Bai eats fish, we can only eat bugs..."
Qian Chuanzi sighed, and squatted down to complain...
"Oh, if I knew I would eat it later, I put the bugs and those eyes on fire and roasted them. The chicken tastes so crunchy!"
Bai Feng fixed the fish on the frame, and then went into the forest again, and after a while, he came out with a bunch of leaves in his arms, covered the fish with two or three kinds, put one kind on the fire, and then gave himself One stuffed in the mouth.
Others looked puzzled, so Malzahar leaned over to ask her.
"Sister Bai, what's so special about these leaves?"
Bai Feng pointed to the one on the fire.
"This is Burnet. The smell after burning can repel mosquitoes and insects. The three leaves on the fish are seasoned. The one I eat is called Karsu. The branches and leaves can be eaten and used as seasoning. Well, this fish cannot It’s too roasted, so hurry up and eat it…”
"Huh? For us?"
The six people were stunned at the same time, Bai Feng lifted the leaf in his hand, Qian Chuanzi slapped his thigh, and secretly scolded himself for being stupid, thinking that he knew that Bai Feng was losing weight, how could he eat fish?
Thinking of this, he was the first to run over, but he grabbed the fish and nearly burned him to death.
The six people walked from the shadow of eating insects to the world of eating fish in an instant. It felt too big. When eating, they were like beggars entering the city one by one, completely without image.
This feeling of suddenly going to heaven from hell was so good that the six of them were so excited that they almost cried, catching fish was like a fly seeing blood.
This fish probably didn't expect that living in such a far away place with no human habitation, it would be brutally murdered by this group of people...
Bai Feng checked her weight while eating grass...
System real-time weight monitoring: 88.249 kg!
She silently shouted YES in her heart!
I secretly told myself that I was paying attention too quickly. Since I came here, I have lost about 7 kilograms of weight in about a week. If I continue, I will definitely be able to complete the task!
The six people ate up one fish, and they were still a little unsatisfied. They looked at Baifeng, but they didn't realize at the moment that since they came here, their mentality had slowly changed.
On the helicopter, he regarded himself as a star, and after jumping off, he found that he was just an ordinary person. After eating mealworms and animal eyes, he found that he was not even a human being.
"Okay, enough to eat and drink, let's go on..."
Bai Feng gave an order, and the group set off into the canyon again.
After entering the canyon, the ground has changed a lot from before.
There are potholed caves everywhere, some are only half a meter high, some are bottomless, and the sound of water can be heard inside some.
Bai Feng was originally walking in the front, but Qian Chuanzi's habit of pretending to be B made another mistake. He ran a dozen meters ahead by himself, bragging to others while walking backwards.
"Everyone, don't be afraid. Our hometown also has this kind of cave. I often played with my friends when I was young. It's not me bragging. I think back then I had a Luoyang shovel in my left hand and a diamond umbrella in my right. Soil detonators, and thunderbolt flares, as long as you follow me, there is no danger at all, as long as you follow me, I am not bragging! You... ah!!!”
Qian Chuanzi hadn't finished installing Serial B yet, and didn't find a cave behind, so he screamed and fell headfirst...
"I, Cao... really pretended to be B and was struck by lightning! Chuanzi!"
Xiao Yueyue trotted for two steps, crawled on the top of the cave and shouted down...
Baifeng and the others quickly surrounded him. It was dark below, and it seemed that the sound of water could still be heard.
"Sister Bai, we can't throw away the string of money, we have to save him..."
"nonsense!"
Bai Feng glared at Xiao Yueyue, but this guy suddenly stood up, climbed his chest to take over Qian Chuanzi's shift, stood gloriously and proudly in front of the camera, and continued pretending to be B.
"Don't be afraid, I will be the representative of the physics class when I was young. If we want to rescue him, we must first know the depth of the pit. Be careful, this is the only way to know the depth of the pit!"
As he said that, under the terrified eyes of everyone, Xiao Yueyue lifted up a huge stone next to him, smiled wittily at everyone, and then raised it above his head...
"don't want……"
Bai Feng hurriedly stopped him, but he was still too slow. Then he heard a scream from below, and then there was a plop, and the stone fell into the water...
"According to the speed of sound propagation in the air, coupled with the weight of the stone, and the echo of Qian Chuanzi's screams, we can draw a conclusion, um... Who has a pen and paper, I have to count..."
……
Bai Feng and the other four MCs were stunned, they stared at each other suspiciously, Qianfeng swallowed and asked.
"Sister Bai, did Xiao Yueyue know Qian Chuanzi before she came here? Do the two have a grudge against each other..."
Xiaoying nodded and asked.
"Sister Bai, Chuanzi, is this an accident or a murder? If it's a murder...will the insurance pay?"
Malzahar asked too.
"Has Xiao Yueyue's IQ been humiliated just now, and is now dormant..."
……
Qian Chuanzi below is not dead, when several people were muttering, they asked for advice from Xiaomian.
"Help me, which bastard threw the stone just now, I %3#@¥%@%#¥......"
Xiao Yueyue smiled and said.
"Did you hear me? I'm smart. Not only did I test the depth of the cave, but I also tested that he didn't die! But... I think if you want to make the data more accurate, you have to throw another piece. As the saying goes, If one stone can't solve something, then two..."
As he said that, he lifted another stone, but this time he was stopped by Bai Feng.
Bai Feng shook his head and sighed...
"Oh, it's really unbelievable. You are really an epic-level idiot. I don't know how deep the pit is, but you are definitely deeper than the pit. The money string that was originally a narrow escape is probably safe this time. Everyone put belts, clothes, etc. take it off, tie it in a knot, and see if you can pull him up..."
"Sister Bai, I think so too, everyone take off your clothes!"
Xiao Yueyue agreed very much, and quickly took off her shirt, and then the others took off too. Baifeng tried it, but the combined rope was not long enough. As a result, Xiao Yueyue immediately expressed that she wanted to make amends, took off her trousers, and Get the others off too.
Seeing that Qianfeng was a little shy, he went up and stripped off Qianfeng's pants.
The rope made of clothes was finally long enough. Xiao Yueyue, eager to prove his IQ, picked up the clothes rope and threw it into the cave. When Baifeng found out that it was too late, Xiao Yueyue had already thrown all the ropes made of everyone's clothes down. Yes, however...he didn't grab the tail of the rope...
(End of this chapter)
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