Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 528 The World's Smelliest Canned Food
Xiao Yueyue didn't know the power of this thing. When he saw the pull ring on the box, he stretched out his hand to pull it, and then boom...

With too much strength, the juice inside splashed his face, and then he wiped it, and then collapsed...

"Oh... ouch... oh my god, Miss Bai, is this box filled with imported feces? Why is it so smelly! Ugh..."

The three girls who were squatting to eat next to them frowned and sniffed carefully, then immediately ran away with their lunch boxes in their arms, farther than Baifeng could hide.

A frog jumped next to Xiao Yueyue, asked about the smell, was immediately rolled his eyes by the stinky, and fell from the nearby cave.

Qian Chuanzi leaned over his face and smelled it, and immediately suffocated...

The smell is diffuse, like a biochemical weapon...

Qianfeng had seen it before, so he was prepared, plugged his nose, and then opened his own can. After throwing up Qian Chuanzi three times, he forced himself to open his own, and then vomited again.

Three cans of herring were placed side by side. The smell made the camera guy blindfolded. He borrowed a scarf from the staff next to him to cover his nose, and then stepped back...

All three stuffed their noses and looked at their cans...

"Who the hell invented this thing? It's also eaten by people? It's so expensive?"

"I'd rather eat bugs than eat this..."

"It tastes like shit, stinky tofu has to kneel in front of it..."

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At this moment, the audience gathered in front of the computer also had a lively discussion. Someone took a screenshot of the canned herring box and immediately searched for this canned food.

Then, everyone is Spartan.

Canned herring is a traditional food in Sweden. It is the smelliest food in the world. Yes, it is indeed food!

The smelliest determines its particularity in eating!
Even the local government has made regulations that do not allow cans to be opened in residential areas...

And the precautions for canned herring are even more wonderful!
The first rule is that you must notify the people around you when you open it to prevent accidents. This accident means that you may be beaten to death...

You can't take it on the plane either. Once it explodes due to the pressure on the plane, the scene is a disaster.

You'll also have to reseal the box when you're done eating, or you'll inflict spell attack damage on other innocent people.

After reading the comments on canned herring on the Internet, everyone was dumbfounded. They could fully understand that the desperate expressions of the three poor men in front of the camera must not be faked.

One of the most famous of these comments, widely circulated, reads…

【...afraid of smell, so the canned herring is specially opened in the corridor. I originally suggested to open it on the balcony outside, but my friend refused.

The second I opened it with the tool, I was completely stunned!

In the second second, my reaction was that the wrong courier was sent, this is not canned fish at all, this must be shit!Because it tastes almost the same!
My friend retched, because I grew up on the southern seaside when I was a child, I actually smelled this smell a lot, so I got used to it relatively quickly, but it took more than a minute to get used to it.

The roar of the aunt downstairs slowly turned into a howl, piercing the eardrums, asking us if we were stewing shit up there.The smell really runs through the entire corridor. The smell is not particularly smelly but it lasts long. It is a fascinating smell of rotten fish and shit all night long.

Then we completely opened the canned box, and slowly stuffed a piece of fish into our mouths. The smell of rotten fish and soaked feces after diarrhea were strongly mixed together, which refreshed my cognition of food!
Do you know the punch of mustard?Just replace it with stink.

A smell of excrement directly hits the forehead, this one still has fish roe, an indescribable feeling, like the boiling feeling of poop exploding in the mouth, resisting the nausea and eating it, feeling the whole body Mouth is spraying shit.

The taste is like rotten fish, nothing delicious or delicious.Please don't insult the word umami!
Adhering to the principle of eating the shit I bought myself, I packed it up and gave it to my classmates in the dormitory, hoping they would like it.

It's easier to burp after eating, and I've been eating shit all night long.The review is complete. 】

This was originally a follow-up review in the form of a roar, but it was smoked into a slightly sad literary style by the canned food.

This comment went viral on the Internet, attracting countless challengers, which actually made the business of this canned herring shop so hot that everyone couldn't understand why people nowadays like to eat such disgusting things.

Seeing that Qian Chuanzi and the three of them were indeed eating freshly opened canned herring in the camera, the audience immediately fell for me...

"Once I bought a can and threw it in the classroom, but our class had a three-day vacation..."

"Anyone who can eat canned herring with you is definitely a life-and-death friend, but remember, don't hiccup, or you will sublimate..."

"We opened it for a friend's birthday. His parents just came back and asked us if we had shit at home... My friend was hospitalized the next day. I heard that the ribs were discounted by his father..."

"Thousand-year-old fermented Laoxiang has been processed for ninety-nine and 81 days! You are dead and rotten, and the rotten body can't smell like it!"

"I bought it once last year, but when my mother came back to look for it, she said there was a dead mouse in the house, and my dad hung it up and beat it for several days..."

"Actually, what Qianfeng said makes sense. If it were me, I would choose to eat bugs..."

……

After the three of Qian Chuanzi opened the lid, Xiao Yueyue grabbed a piece of fish with his hands and tried to put it into his mouth. As soon as it touched his lips, he vomited.

Then there seemed to be a chain reaction, and the other two vomited, and finally vomited while eating, vomited and ate, and finally vomited more than they ate...

At the end of the spit, Xiao Yueyue collapsed while supporting the ground, wiping his mouth and complaining weakly.

"Oh my god, this smell can penetrate my soul. I feel like I've been surrounded by a cesspit. If there is another time, I... vomit..."

He threw up again...

This lunch will be remembered by the three men for the rest of their lives. After eating hastily, Bai Feng held his nose and led them to continue the journey...

On the Internet, canned herring miraculously became popular again...

In a student dormitory of Chenguang Middle School, some students who followed suit bought a can, and then put a piece of fish in it under the bed board of each dormitory. For a long time, the school even hired an aunt to come to the dormitory to spray disinfectant, and even reported the matter to the epidemic prevention department.

The employees of a certain company worked overtime in the middle of the night and opened the canned herring indoors. As a result, all the people who worked overtime in the office collapsed overnight...

At a certain subway station, a guy opened a can of herring. Because it was too smelly, he was suspected of being some kind of biochemical weapon. He was pushed to the ground on the spot. The staff on duty at that subway station cried for half a month. Ask, did you just come out of the toilet...

At a large clothing sales counter, a customer refused to return his clothes. He took a spoonful of canned herring on the spot, and the person in charge of the counter immediately refunded the money and gave him an extra 500 yuan to go to the opposite store. eat……

(End of this chapter)