Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 529 I Braised My Dad's Arowana

And those merchants who sell canned herring are making a lot of money. The canned herring that was originally in the early 100s was fired to more than 200 yuan in almost half a month.

There are people who are traveling around, and almost all friends will ask to bring back a few cans of imported canned herring...

There was a couple who broke up. The boy bought a can of herring and told the girl that this is the last meal you are invited to eat. You must open it in your company. Then the girl was fired on the grounds that she ate shit in broad daylight.

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As the sky was getting darker, Baifeng and the others had already found a place to camp for the night. This night, Baifeng had a rare discovery of conscience and cooked them a big meal.

Because Qian Chuanzi discovered a small lake that was cut off, the whole group had a seafood feast at night.

After dinner, several people sat around the fire, chatting while cooking fish soup, and each talked about embarrassing things.

Malzahar is a female man, and the moment he opened his mouth, he set off the whole atmosphere.

"When I was young, I was very boyish, so my mother taught me to cook to make me more ladylike. The first dish was braised fish, which I learned almost, so one night, while my parents were not home, I wanted to show I found out that I didn’t buy any fish at home, and was about to go out. I saw the fish my dad kept in the fish tank, so I caught one and burned it. When I came back, I asked my mother why the fish scales were so big. My mother saw it. The expression of the fish scales in the trash can changed, and he told me to run as far as I can before my dad comes back!"

Xiao Yueyue didn't understand and asked her.

"Why? Why do you want to run as a fish?"

The others laughed, and Malzahar wiped his tears with a smile and explained.

"Because my dad raises arowanas, I was killed and braised in soy sauce..."

The others laughed again, and Bai Feng said with a smile.

"I'm afraid your father will put you in a fish tank when he comes back..."

The others all laughed.

"Your father must regret having you, you are not expensive..."

"This Arowana is also miserable. I don't think I will understand until I die, why I am so expensive, and there are second-hand braised me..."

"But your family is really rich, Arowana... Hearing you say that there is more than one fish, tsk tsk tsk..."

"By the way, is the meat of the Arowana edible?"

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Undoubtedly, the wind blowing in the middle of the night, full of food and drink, refreshed, is the best time to chat and brag. If there is no suffering from the previous day, now a group of people are sitting together, no one will speak, it is just polite polite.

But now, they have regarded each other as friends who shared weal and woe, so after the topic was raised, they all talked about the embarrassing things that happened to them.

Qian Chuanzi was eager to pretend to be B, and when Malzaha finished speaking, he waved his hands impatiently.

"Hey, what kind of embarrassment are you guys doing? When I was young, it was only embarrassment that happened..."

"By the way, it was a weekend in my sixth grade. I was staying at my grandmother's house. My grandmother's house raised several big roosters. The roosters in the countryside are very big, and the hair on their necks can stand up when they fight. Get up that kind!

He pecks at everyone he sees, pecks at whomever he catches, and has never subdued anyone, especially the fierce kind.

That day, when there was no one at home and I was bored, I wanted to pluck some chicken feathers to make shuttlecocks for fun, so I sparred with them for more than half an hour.

At that time, I was afraid of being pecked, so I was almost fully armed, carrying a stick, and a cardboard box with two holes in it. Even so, I was pecked and screamed.

But they were also beaten by me.

The mouths of these cocks are so sharp that my exposed clothes were soaked through. At that time, I was crying and hating these cocks. If my grandma didn’t treat them as treasures, I really wanted a torch Their feathers were burnt.

I lost the battle with the rooster, I was so angry, after thinking about it, I came up with a solution in my mind!
Get my allowance from under the bed and go to the village veterinary station for some laxatives!

As a result, the aunt at the veterinary station saw that I was a child and would not sell it to me, so I told her...

I said aunt: My grandfather can’t pull it out these two days, so you can help, but the aunt asked me to find a pharmacy to buy it. I said that the pharmacy is too expensive, and my grandfather asked me to come here to buy it, saying that I know your leader. .

The aunt really gave me the medicine after hearing what I said. I only found out later that the laxatives taken by animals are different from those used by humans.

I took the medicine home. This aunt prescribed it for me for three days. It was the kind of white pill. I was afraid that the chicken would not eat it if it was too big, so I found the kitchen mallet and smashed the pill. Rinse the bowl with water.

I was afraid that the chicken would not drink it, so I put a little sugar in it.

Looking at the yellow liquid, I secretly sneered and told you to peck me and kill you...

I took the bowl to the yard, and those chickens came thumping over again. I stirred the medicine in the water with one hand, and cursed at the same time: Damn it, I'm going to kill you this time.

I poured the potion in, and at this time, the goddess Xiaocui, oh, she is the class flower of my class, and she is very close to my grandmother's house. At this time, she called me at the door and asked me to go out with her. .

As for Xiaocui at that time, she was the god in my heart. It was the first time she took the initiative to ask me out. At that time, I didn't care about the cock anymore. I threw down the bowl and shook my snot, and hurried over to hold her hand. , The two went out to play without any shame.

However, the good times are always short-lived, and it is time for lunch in a blink of an eye.

When I got home, my mother came up and asked me where I was going to play, and asked me to work for her, washing vegetables and smashing garlic.

My mother told me that my father and some friends were coming to our house for dinner, and asked me to pretend to be obedient. Hey, I was so angry at the time, what is pretending? Is this plausible?I was obedient, okay?
I mumbled my head and pounded the garlic in the jar after washing the vegetables, still thinking about Xiao Cui.

As a result, I smashed the garlic and poured it out, and the garlic changed color. I just remembered that there are still a lot of laxative residues in the garlic jar.

At first I wanted to throw it away, but I was afraid of being scolded by my mother, so I simply added some soy sauce to it. At that time, I thought, um, it should be fine if it is dark in color, and no one will notice it.

During the meal, my dad and his friends exchanged cups and had a great time.

Garlic sauce was dipped in white-cut chicken, and there was nothing left after eating. After the brothers were full, Dad waved his hand!Take them to the bath again.

过去的澡堂子外面都是大锅炉，里面才是泡澡池子，一般都是上午6点到10:00女的泡，下午1点到5:00男的泡。

A few big men got drunk and stripped off their pants. The water in the pool was steaming hot. My dad and the others sat in it drinking with reddish faces and enjoying it.

At that time, my skin was tender, and I felt that the water was too hot, so I didn't dare to go in, so I squatted on the edge of the pool.

Dad and his buddies were chatting without saying a word. Suddenly, I found my dad frowned, his eyes suddenly widened, and then a yellow jet of water spurted out from under my dad's buttocks. , more than half a meter high.

I looked at my dad in disbelief, thinking that my dad had diarrhea in the pool!
(End of this chapter)