Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 530

My dad looked at me, bit his lip with his teeth, and shook his head slightly at me, as if not to let me talk, and then he went to see the others, and found that they were all soaked in the water unconscious.

He grabbed the edge of the pool with both hands, his body tensed and resisted, and he stood up slowly, probably trying to come out.

At this time, a friend of my dad heard the sound of water, opened his eyes in confusion and saw my dad sticking out his big butt, and said to my dad: Hey, why are you going, let's soak for a while.

My dad hasn't spoken yet, but damn it, he's twitching again.

"puff"

A stream of yellow liquid was sprayed out at just the right angle, and his friend was headshot by "Xiang".

At that time, the man was completely confused by the spray, touched his face, and almost exploded, and then started cursing: money again, I Cao Nima, what are you doing?What the hell is spraying out...

Dad yelled and quickly explained: I, I, I... I can't do it, I can't do it!

Then he quickly jumped out of the pool and ran out with bare feet, wanting to go to the toilet, but the ground was too slippery, and he fell to the ground with a thud, he didn't care about the pain, and clutched his butt tightly, but it didn't work at all ah.

Xiang squirted wildly in all directions from the gap between his five fingers, that picture... hot eyes, squirted outward!
When my dad felt ashamed, an explosion broke out under the pool, and several friends of my dad couldn't stand it anymore, and sprayed directly in the pool.

The inside of the pool was all yellow. Besides them, there were three other strangers in the pool. Seeing that something was wrong, they all jumped out!

I sat by the pool and watched in horror as my dad's friends stood up and ran out of the pool, spraying out, their faces turning green.

The other two probably ate less, and the situation was better at that time. After they came out, they looked at each other affectionately, and then turned their heads away unbearably, and then heard the two of them puff, puff, puff...

The two brothers also started spraying like a competition.

The whole bathhouse was a blast, some of them were lying down, standing, running, and jumping.

All of them were in unbearable pain, for a while, whooping, whooping, whooping...

Constantly spraying out, the walls, the ground, the side of the pool, and the door are full of yellow flying birds. The scene is really like the song sang, in your bathroom, flying freely...

The movement inside finally alarmed the outside. The uncle at the door of the bathhouse thought there was a fight inside, and when he opened the door, he immediately had high blood pressure.

If my dad was really a man at the time, he was too aggressive, and he yelled angrily on the spot: Fuck, get out of the way, I'm going to die!

Then, under the terrified eyes of the uncle, my dad sprayed directly on the ceiling, which was really 3 meters high.

The uncle slammed the door shut, and everyone outside the door cried!
I could feel how much shadow area my dad had brought to his psychology at that time. The uncle shivered and shouted inside: Brothers inside, are you in a competition for diarrhea?
My dad and the others became famous that day, and they made headlines in our town. People in a radius of [-] to [-] kilometers knew about it. The feat of sho spraying to the ceiling!
Afterwards, various versions emerged one after another, and there were all kinds of sayings. Although it has been so many years, I still will not forget the scene where they collapsed in the bathhouse.

In the end, someone helped my dad, and my dad said in a weak voice: Don't touch me, it's coming again...

At that time, I felt that I was not wrong, the fault was that the medicine given to me by that aunt was too strong, and I didn't mean it..."

Qian Chuanzi was a blockbuster, even Bai Feng was dumbfounded after he finished speaking, Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up and asked in a daze.

"And then? Did they find out you did it?"

Qian Chuanzi nodded sadly...

"Well, I should be unlucky. When I went back, I happened to meet the aunt at the veterinary station. It turned out that my grandfather really knew her, so he betrayed me on the spot, and then my dad asked me to take half a year off from school..., In the past six months, whenever my dad went to take a shower or went to the toilet, he would beat me up once, and I became a VIP in the orthopedic department of the hospital. In the past six months, my ability to resist beatings has improved day by day, so I chose physical education in high school..."

The others had already burst out laughing, even the cold goddess Bing Bing covered her mouth and laughed cramp...

"Hahaha...that's so funny, Chuanzi, what happened to the cock after that..."

"It's really fun, Chuanzi, do you want to laugh me to death and inherit my 8-digit Q number..."

"Chuanzi, I also want to know what happened to the chicken..."

……

A group of people laughed and made a fuss, each said something embarrassing, and then they all looked at Baifeng, and Xiaoying asked with a smile.

"Sister Bai, tell me about your embarrassing things..."

Bai Feng smiled.

"Apart from being fat, there is nothing embarrassing about me. When I was fat, I couldn't even buy clothes. When I went to take the bus, people thought I was pregnant and gave up my seat..."

"Pfft...hahaha..."

"I did this once. The key is that someone is standing next to you, looking fat, but not sure about pregnancy, making it embarrassing not to give up your seat..."

……

The embarrassment of Qian Chuanzi broke out, and it exploded directly on the Internet. Those who scolded him in the past gradually became fond of him, and his Weibo fans also increased a lot. The key is his book, which immediately took off again. .

In the canyon at night, next to the bonfire, a group of people chatted until the middle of the night before falling asleep. The next day, everyone continued to set off. No one knew what happened to Baifeng's psychology.

In short, starting from the second day, after every punishment, she would cook them a big meal with wild and local materials.

After the end of the second period, the peak number of online viewers of the live broadcast exceeded 1 million, and the show was completely popular...

Of the six MCs who participated in the show, none of them offered to leave, including Qian Chuanzi.

This guy got a fever during the filming, and he simply shaved his head when he came back. When he talked in a restaurant, his mouth still smelled of canned herring.

Bai Feng really had no choice but to give him a mask.

The third phase chose the uninhabited area of ​​the Qasr Desert...

Issue four...

The adventures began and ended, and Bai Feng's weight also dropped like flying.

85 kg!

81 kg!

75 kg!

69 kg!

62 kg!

……

By the end of the last issue, "Adventure with Bai Feng" had achieved full network coverage, 37 TV stations had obtained the program authorization, and 85 foreign media and TV stations had obtained the rights to broadcast the program.

For more than a month, everyone discussed the various eating methods and various challenging and dangerous experiences in the show.

They challenged the group and won countless titles, such as the group of death, the most daring challenge, etc. These newcomers who were used by the agency to prevent disasters never thought that they would be so popular one day, and even become popular all over the world .

Their fans are already all over the world!
Two months later, the last episode of the program ended in the hinterland of Luoxia Mountain. At this moment, the six MCs had established a deep friendship. After the filming ended, in order to celebrate, the iron rooster Qian Chuanzi bleeds a lot. Please eat.

As soon as the filming team's car arrived at the entrance of the hotel, the fans on both sides of the road were already waving their arms enthusiastically!

"Chuanzi, I love you, I want to give you a monkey!"

"Xiao Yueyue, cute! Be sure to be cute!"

"Goddess Bingbing, I love you!"

"Ma Erha! Come on!"

……

In the cheers of all the enthusiastic fans, the six of them were wearing sunglasses, and even Qian Chuanzi didn’t dare to pretend to be B, because once when he ran over to pretend to be B with fans, he was hit by a fan with a brick It reached the back of the head, and I went to the hospital to have five stitches on the spot.

(End of this chapter)