Mingshi

Chapter 6 Sven Scum

Chapter 6 Sven Scum
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Luo Xin glanced at the chicken on the plate, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva, since he came to Daming, he has not eaten meat.Then he nodded and said:

"It's chicken!"

The other two scholars just laughed. They knew that their friend was very narrow-minded, and they were trying to tease the children again.Sure enough, the scholar said:

"Little brother, I have a riddle for you to guess. If you guess correctly, the chicken will be yours. If you can't guess it, how about losing five cents to me?"

When Luo Xin heard this sentence, his expression became a little dazed. It was precisely because he knew that the scholar would tease him again that it reminded him of his previous life at this moment.He was not married in his previous life, and naturally he did not have any children of his own, so he often liked to tease the children in the community.I remember once when he went to work, he saw a child in the community holding a plastic bag of snacks, and asked:
"Xiao Hua, what are you doing here?"

Xiaohua said excitedly: "The sports meeting will be held."

"Uncle didn't eat breakfast, how about giving him a pack of snacks?"

Then he saw Xiaohua running away, turning his head while running, for fear that Luo Xin would catch up and snatch his snacks.

Luo Xin lost his mind there, the scholar thought that Luo Xin was afraid, so he took out five cents and piled it on the table, saying:
"Little brother, after you guess my riddle, you can still give me a riddle. If I can't guess it, I will lose five cents to you, how about it?"

At this time, Luo Xin had already woken up from his trance. As an old liberal arts student, how could he be afraid of guessing riddles after being buried in books all day?What's more, this is not a guessing game, there are chickens and money, so he nodded vigorously.

"it is good!"

The scholar patted the table lightly and looked at Luo Xin with a smile.At this time, the businessman in the other building was also very curious about what kind of riddle the scholar would ask, whether Luo Xin could answer it, so he put down his chopsticks and looked over with interest.The guy who came out with two bowls of hot water also put down the hot water and gathered around to watch.Luo Qing gently tugged at the corner of Luo Xin's clothes, showing timidity on his face, the people of Ming Dynasty have innate respect and fear for scholars.Luo Xin didn't seem to feel his brother tugging at the corner of his clothes, but just looked at the scholar with bright eyes.

"Little brother, listen carefully. Mimian has one hairy head and one bald head, holding a drop of water in his hand."

"Brother Zhang, you..."

The other two scholars raised their fingers and pointed at the scholar and smiled.The two businessmen next to each other couldn't help laughing, and the guy blushed even more, but the expressions of Luo Qing and Luo Xin didn't change at all, Luo Qing didn't understand, Luo Xin knew the answer.

"Xiao Er, why are you blushing?" the scholar looked at the guy and asked with a playful smile.

"me……"

"Do you know the answer to the riddle?" the scholar asked again.

"I don't know!" The man hurriedly took two steps back and lowered his head.

"Gentle scum!" The young man who brought the little girl in whispered, looking at the scholar with disgust.

"Cousin, what is the answer to their guess? Does cousin know? Dai'er wants to know." The girl named Dai'er blinked and looked at the young man opposite.

The scholar who solved the mystery glared at the young scholar, curled his lips, and turned his gaze to Luo Dao:

"How is it, little brother? Can you guess it?" The scholar turned his head to look at Luo Xin, with a trace of mischief in his eyes.

Luo Xin took a step forward, picked up the plate of chicken with both hands and handed it to Luo Qing: "Brother, take it."

Luo Qing dazedly stretched out his hand to take the plate of chicken, Luo Xin turned to look at the scholar and said, "The answer to the riddle is the brush."

"You... how do you know?" The mockery in the scholar's eyes turned into surprise.

"What?" The guy suddenly raised his head, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he thought to himself: "Why is this a writing brush, shouldn't it be that?"

Thinking of this, he lowered his head to look at his crotch, but then remembered the appearance of the writing brush, his face suddenly changed, and he looked up at Luo Xin with admiration.

The young scholar at the third table was taken aback for a moment, and then a look of dumbfounding appeared on his face.The girl clapped her little hands and said:
"Cousin, that little brother is so smart."

"Hahaha..." The other two scholars couldn't help laughing.The scholar surnamed Zhang glared at the two of them and said:

"Didn't the two of you guess it last night?"

"Hehe..." The faces of the two scholars became embarrassed.

"It's my turn to solve the riddle." A childish voice sounded.Attracting everyone's attention, Luo Xin looked at the other two scholars with that innocent gaze and said:
"Will the two masters also participate?"

This made everyone laugh, they thought that Luo Xin could guess the answer, they must have heard of it somewhere, and now they are going to give a question to three talented masters...

This is really ignorant and fearless!

A scholar teased Luo Dao with a smile: "Little brother, it's not impossible for us to participate. If we can't guess it, we will each lose five copper coins to you. If we guess it, we will return the chicken."

After saying that, the two scholars also took out five copper coins and stacked them on the table, and then looked at Luo Xin with great interest.Luo was a little tangled in his confidence. He didn't know if his riddle could catch the three scholars. If it wasn't difficult, the chicken would be gone.However, if it is hard to live, it will be an extra fifteen copper coins!His eyes swept over the three stacks of copper coins, and finally he gritted his teeth and said:
"it is good!"

"Brother, please come up with a question!" The three scholars still cupped their hands narrowly at Luo Xin, they didn't think that a child's riddle would be difficult for them.

"Listen well." Luo Xin said in that immature voice: "hair sticks to hair, meat sticks to meat, and it will be uncomfortable if you don't stick to it for a night."

"What?" The people around were all stunned.

"Pfft..." The two businessmen couldn't help laughing.Xiao Er's face turned red again.

However, the three scholars frowned slightly. They guessed the answer to the riddle of "one hairy and one bald" in Huaxiang Building last night, and were ridiculed. Today, they dare not think in a wrong way easily.At this time, the young scholar at the third table also frowned slightly thinking, he knew that he should not be misled by the riddle, and this riddle is really interesting.That girl opened her big eyes and looked at her cousin for a while, the three scholars for a while, and Luo Xin for a while, her eyes were full of curiosity.

"That..." A scholar surnamed Zhang blushed slightly and said, "What is the scope of the answer?"

Luo Xin curled his lips and said, "You didn't tell me the range just now."

The face of Xiucai Zhang surnamed was even redder, but if you don't know the range, it's nothing to guess, if there is a joke, it's a shame.So, with some difficulty, he said:

"Didn't you just ask?"

"Alright!" Luo Xin said generously, "The scope of the answer is a certain part of the human body."

As soon as these words came out, the three monks felt bad all over, and their faces turned green.

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