Mingshi

Chapter 7 That's it!That is!
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This... a part of the human body...

It can't be that the answer to the riddle is that of a child, right?Think about it too, how can a child come up with advanced riddles?It must be the low-level jokes of the idlers in the fields that the kid in front of him heard and took them out to test them.

but……

How does this make them answer?

Do you want to say that this is the part used for intercourse between men and women?
This, this... How can I say this?If you say it, wouldn't it be looked down upon?
Really tangled to death.

The answer to this mystery must not be uttered by myself, and it is nothing to lose a little money.However, after I admit defeat, if the child in front of me tells the answer to the riddle, I and others will not look good. If the dignified scholar is talking about that kind of thing with a child, if it gets out, his reputation will be ruined.

The young scholar with the girl also had a bad face, and his thoughts were the same as those of the three scholars.If people knew that he had encountered such a thing, it would not be able to tarnish his reputation, but it would not look good.

The girl looked at her cousin and the three scholars frowning deeply, and thought in her heart that Luo Xin had stumped the four scholars. In her small heart, she admired Luo Xin very much, and couldn't help but clapped her hands and said:
"Little brother is so smart."

"That kid is not a good guy!" The young scholar scolded in a low voice.

Without hesitation, Luo Xin glanced at him with contempt, and said loudly: "With the bright moon in my heart, all I can see is the brightness of the moonlight; if there is filth in my heart, all I can see is excrement."

The four scholars were all stunned. Although Luo Xin's words were a bit rough, there was a trace of Zen in them.He couldn't help looking at Luo Xin with a different look.The scholar surnamed Zhang even pushed the copper coins on the table:

"Little brother, we can't guess it, so please show us the answer."

At this time, he no longer thinks that Luo Xin's answer to the riddle is a dirty one, and if he can say what he just said, it is impossible to come up with a dirty riddle.

"The answer to the riddle is the eyes!"

Luo Feng stepped forward to put away the three stacks of copper coins, then pulled Luo Qing to a table in the corner and sat down, took out the buns in his arms and soaked them in boiling water, grabbed the chicken on the plate and ate them.

The four scholars over there were petrified, shouting in their hearts: "Aren't they just eyes! Eyelashes and eyelids, hair on hair, flesh on flesh, it will be uncomfortable if you don't stick it all night. You must stick it when you sleep at night! How can you sleep if you don't stick it?" ? Isn’t it uncomfortable not to sleep?”

The three scholars hadn't eaten much of this plate of chicken yet, so the two brothers kept the two chicken legs and prepared to take them back to their parents.This idea was proposed by Luo Qing, which made Luo feel ashamed for a while, and in the end he could only use his parents who had not fully accepted this life as an excuse.

When the sky was already getting dark, the two brothers returned to Shanglin Village. From a distance, they saw their mother standing at the door, with her hands in her cuffs, stomping her feet and looking towards the entrance of the village.

"Mother!" The two brothers called out, and ran away thinking about Luo Shi.

"Qing'er, Xin'er." The anxiety on Luo's face dissipated instantly, and a smile appeared on his face.He held his two sons in his arms with open arms.

"Mother, is father back?" The two brothers asked in unison.

Anxiety appeared on Luo Shi's face again, but then a smile appeared on his face again: "His father!"

"En!" Luo Ping's reply came from behind Luo Xin, the two brothers turned their heads and saw a tall figure walking in the dusk.

"Father!" The two brothers came out of Luo Shi's arms and ran towards Luo Ping.

"Father, where's your prey?" Luo Qing asked naively.

"I didn't make it today!"

Luo Ping's muffled voice was full of exhaustion.Affected by their father's emotions, the two brothers also followed back home sullenly.The mother rushed the father and son to wash their hands, and she placed the dishes on the table.After the father and son washed their hands and sat on the left, Luo Qing took out a greasy paper bag and put it on the table, proudly saying:
"Father, mother, this is for you."

"what is this?"

Seeing the oily paper bag, Luo Shi's expression changed, he reached out to open the paper bag, and then his face sank.

"Qing'er, you two bought chickens with the money from selling prey?"

"No!" Luo Qing was so frightened that the pride on his face immediately turned into panic, and he waved his hands repeatedly.

"No?" Luo Ping's face darkened this time, and he said in a low voice, "What did you two do? Where did you get the chicken legs from?"

"Yes... my brother won."

Luo Ping's eyes widened suddenly, and he slapped the table with a "bang": "You two went to gamble? See if I won't break your legs?"

"No!" Luo Qing hurriedly waved his hands in panic.

"What are you talking about?" Luo Shi stared and said, "Why would my son go to gamble?"

Luo Ping didn't bother with Luo Shi, but he didn't do anything immediately either, he glared at Luo Qing and said, "Say it!"

"After we... sold our prey, my younger brother... my younger brother asked the waiter for two bowls of hot water. In the shop... a scholar master asked my younger brother a riddle, saying that if he could guess it, he would give away the chicken on the table. Give us."

Seeing his father's expression soften, Luo Qing's language became fluent: "And he also said that if the younger brother can guess it, he will ask the younger brother to give them a riddle. If he can't guess it, he will give the younger brother five copper coins."

"What kind of riddle did the talented master come up with?" Luo Shi asked with a bright face after his spirit lifted.Now that the son has brought back all the chicken legs, he has undoubtedly guessed the answer to the riddle, even the master scholar's riddle, no wonder Xin'er wants to study.Luo Shi was elated, and did not forget to give her husband a supercilious look.

"Mysterious face has hair on one head and bald head on the other. It squeezes water out of it with one hand."

"Cough cough cough..."

As a father, his son is naturally honored to be able to show his face in front of the scholar master. He was listening attentively, but when he heard such a mystery, he choked on his saliva and couldn't help coughing.Luo Shi also blushed immediately, and muttered in a low voice:

"That master scholar is not serious!"

Luo Qing was intoxicated with pride at this time. In his pure heart, the pride of his younger brother was his pride. He didn't pay attention to his parents' expressions at all, and continued with a flushed face:

"My little brother immediately guessed that it was a brush."

"Gah?"

Luo Ping and his wife stood there in a daze, staring at Luo Qing with their mouths wide open.Luo Xin forced himself to hold back a smile, and said in his heart:
"It seems that father and mother are not pure either!"

"Is it a brush?" Luo Ping asked, blinking his eyes.

"Yeah!" Luo Qing nodded, and rarely dared to roll his eyes at his father: "Of course it's a brush, isn't it just a brush with hair on one end and a bald head on the other, when you dip it in ink and hold the pen holder, ink will drip down? !"

"That is, that is!"

Luo Ping glanced at Luo Xin, and blushed a little guilty.Luo Shi also blushed and touched Luo Xin's head, and Luo Xin immediately showed a pure and proud look.

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