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Chapter 403 You Are Ugly And I Are Ugly

[Du Mingyu]: Yesterday he, I, and Xiaoer went to the city library to make up homework. We stayed for two hours in total. He played games for one and a half hours, and then spent the rest of the hour in the library. Fiddle with your own pen.

[Xu Changhao]: That’s right, we went there at 08:30 in the morning, and before 10:30, he called us to go back if he wanted to, and then finally arrived at [-]:[-], and he said that the courier had arrived, and then he took the bus and went home first , and asked us to help him take the book back later.

[Qiao Yuyu]: ...

[Ding Lele]: Can you blame me?Whenever I am ready to study seriously, the world becomes very interesting, and any little sign can attract me.

Lin Qingyou didn't look at the class group, but was browsing Moments. Ji Anran didn't know what happened these few days, she was posting Moments every day, and there were several in a row.

In addition to her, Cheng Xu who was looking for a partner but couldn't find it after two months of searching was also frantically swiping the screen.

Lin Qingyou's Moments are all contracted by the two of them. From the top to the bottom, you can't see anyone else except their avatars, and the two of them are intertwined with you and me. They completely regard Moments as their own home back garden.

[Ji Anran]: Confession must be done in one step, Brother Wen Bin, are you going to be buried together?

[Cheng Xu]: My friends, I don't know if you know some beautiful, white and cute blind people, introduce one to me?
[Ji Anran]: If you don't want to play games with me, just say it. You can even say that the Canyon of Kings is being renovated? !
[Cheng Xu]: My lovely little sisters, if you want to find a boyfriend, come to me, what's the point of talking to others?Could it be that I am so kind, handsome and talented, destined not to be loved?
[Ji Anran]: The other younger sisters don't understand anything, you say she's innocent and cute, but I don't understand anything, you just say I'm from the countryside, please brother, did you make a mistake, who is your girlfriend?

[Cheng Xu]: There are three reasons why you should fall in love with me: [-]. I am ugly and no one will compete with you; [-]. When we stand together, you will look beautiful and cute; [-]. I am stupid, More money, sweeter mouth.

[Ji Anran]: No man is annoying, but having a man is also annoying. Summary: Men are annoying.

[Cheng Xu]: In vain and fat, there is no hope of getting out of the order.

"..."

Cheng Xu, Lin Qingyou can still understand, after all, Cheng Xu's desire to fall in love has never stopped, but what is Ji Anran's situation?
Did you talk to the big brother who wanted to go to the Lop Nur desert to help her dig up the body?
In a daze, Ji Anran's new circle of friends was released—OK, if a man is attracted, then dump him, let him swing in the blacklist.

...Ah this?
Does this mean we broke up?
Lin Qingyou thought about it, and then commented on her under this circle of friends: Classmate Ji, are you in love?

Ji Anran quickly replied: We've talked, we've broken up, we're single, and we're looking for another one.

Lin Qingyou: "..."

Ji Anran's love is like a tornado, it came too fast and left too fast, before she could see her boyfriend clearly, love said goodbye to her.

With a flick of the bubble at the top of the phone screen, Ji Anran's private chat message popped up.

[Ji Anran]: Student Lin, I want to ask you something, you must answer me seriously.

[Lin Qingyou]: Huh?

[Ji Anran]: Your boyfriend, the monitor, is he... is he straight?

……what?

Is Jing Xing straight?

That depends on what the definition of a straight man is.

Lin Qingyou thinks that Jing Xing should probably be a straight man, after all he doesn't like boys, otherwise he wouldn't have dated her?

Ji Anran explained: "No, I'm not talking about sexual orientation, I'm talking about his way of doing things and talking, does he look straight?"

To say this, Lin Qingyou thought about it seriously. She joked with him once before, saying that she likes boys who can shine.

Yes, he didn't answer the question "Do you like light bulbs?" What he said was——Do you like Tathagata?

tsk...

But if there is no comparison, there is no harm. Jing Xing’s words like Tathagata are nothing. If you want to talk about the straight man of steel, you have to count Cheng Xu. There is no way to compare with him.

——"Miss, do you eat so much by yourself?"

——"Look at this dumpling is big and round, does it look like your face is fat and round?"

——"Sister, you see that you are ugly, and I am also ugly. Can we be good friends?"

——"Yeah? Young lady, you like a hahaha smile so much, you must have a big mouth, right?"

It's great, it can be called a textbook-level negative teaching material, it vividly demonstrates what it means to be "I am single based on my strength", Jing Xing is far from his level.

Hearing her mention these things, Ji Anran was full of depression, shaking out all his love history like pouring beans.

[Ji Anran]: I also heard from Yuyu before that handsome boys are generally boring and cold, and don't know much about sentimentality, especially the boring science and engineering boys in our class, so I deliberately went to the liberal arts Ban, I found a boy who was not very handsome, just to avoid these pitfalls, but I didn't expect that this decision made me meet Waterloo in my life.

[Ji Anran]: This boyfriend of mine... No, no, it's my ex-boyfriend. He is simply a dead straight guy who can't be straighter.I swear, I have lived for 18 years, and I have never seen such a man who can't speak.

[Ji Anran]: Just yesterday, we agreed to go to the self-study room in the university town to do homework, and then I bought two cups of milk tea and took them there. Do you know what he said?

Lin Qingyou sent a question mark expression.

Ji Anran, who was sitting in front of the computer desk, had a distorted expression on his face, gnashing his teeth and typing on the keyboard: "He told me that drinking milk tea is neither healthy nor cost-effective. I spent half an hour, please, I paid for him to drink, and in the end it was my fault."

After a pause, Ji Anran sent another message: "I haven't finished, this is not the most irritating thing, student Lin, do you know what is the most irritating thing? I asked him later, what do you think?" What to drink is healthy and cost-effective, you can never imagine what he said, smile jpg”

Lin Qingyou boldly guessed: "Is it mineral water?"

Ji Anran sneered: "Mineral water? Heh, he's not willing to give it up. He said tap water, and he said it was only five yuan a ton."

"..."

Although the laugh was very unreasonable at this time, Lin Qingyou really couldn't hold it back.

(End of this chapter)