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Chapter 404 Do You Listen to Human Words?

Cheng Xu is a straight man, but he is absolutely not stingy at all with girls. He buys what he wants, and buys what he doesn't want. Typical people are stupid, have a lot of money, and have a sweet mouth.

Ji Anran: "Also last week, I read on the news that Qixia Mountain had a view of a super moon, and then I asked him to go with him. I saw the super moon, but I was so angry. At that time, I Point to the moon and tell him, look, the moon is so bright, guess what he said?"

Lin Qingyou: "How did you say that?"

Ji Anran snorted and said with a smile: "He also pointed to the moon and said to me, look at your bald spot is quite bright."

"..."

puff--

Hahahahahaha.

Although Lin Qingyou sympathized with Ji Anran's experience, she couldn't help but laugh when she heard her say this.

"Also last time, because the weather was too hot, I said to my boyfriend that I wanted to play in the water. Don't you understand what I meant? It wasn't going to the swimming pool, or the water park. What happened to him? , he told me, you like to play with water, then welcome to my house to wash dishes and clothes, and make sure there is enough water."

puff-

Lin Qingyou rested her cheeks with her hands, and the muscles on her smiling face began to ache.

What kind of fairy-level treasure boy is this?

"Really, classmate Lin, I'm not afraid that you will laugh at me. If I really complain to you, I won't be able to finish it for three days and three nights. Just when we first dated, I wrote with him in the library. Homework. At that time, I couldn't do a question, so I acted like a baby to him, and I said that my life is full of hurdles. I wondered how he would comfort me after hearing this? The result Well, this old man told me with a very serious expression that there are no difficulties in life, and if there are difficulties, it is not all because of your short legs."

"Fuck?! As soon as I heard it, the fire came up. I'm almost 1.8 meters fucking. You still say that my legs are short? If I stand on tiptoe, I can fucking step over his head , At that time, I hated him in my heart, believe it or not, I will use my short legs to give you a side spiral kick, and send you to explode in place!"

Lin Qingyou couldn't stop laughing, Ji Anran's love affair had been her laughing point throughout the summer vacation.

"Student Lin, listen, is what he said human?!" Ji Anran became more and more angry as he spoke, typing on the keyboard with crackling noises, "Oh, I'm so pissed off, when I think of these things, I The roots of my teeth hurt so angry, I wish I could put the keyboard in my hand directly on his big face plate."

At the end, Ji Anran pressed his twitching forehead and made the final concluding remarks-"So, straight men are not scary, what is scary is irritating straight men, because sooner or later, you will be pissed off by him .”

Lin Qingyou also replied to her with a twitching belly while laughing: "Student Ji, you have to calm down, the car of love has to be driven slowly, you step on the accelerator too hard all of a sudden, it is easy to fall into the river in."

"It's not easy for me. I have already fallen into it, and I fell into the gutter with its head down and feet in the sky." Ji Anran sighed with her mouth curled up, "Oh, it's annoying when there are no men. Men are still annoying, why are men so annoying?"

Seeing that the keyboard was about to burst into sparks when she slapped it, Ji Anran still felt sorry for his new keyboard, and decided to put the dog man back first. It doesn't matter if the dog man loses it, but the new keyboard is broken. Something big will happen.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this for now, student Lin, do you have time in the afternoon? You call the class monitor, let's have dinner together in the evening, obviously the rats and the others will come together, and it happens that I still have something to say to you, If I don't say it, I'll be suffocated to death." Ji Anran lowered his pressure, tapped the keyboard and asked again.

"Okay." Lin Qingyou replied quickly, "I'll tell Jing Xing, what time is it in the afternoon?"

Ji Anran glanced at the time displayed in the lower right corner of the computer, and replied: "Or it's five o'clock, it's too hot now, you have to heat it up when you go out."

"Okay." Lin Qingyou replied again.

"OK, then let's meet at Jinshi Cafe on Jinghuai Street at five o'clock."

Just after replying to Ji Anran's message, Du Mingyu's avatar flashed frantically in the lower right corner of the computer, one after another, without giving her any free time.

[Du Mingyu]: Sister Yuzu, help the world, have you finished writing "Happy Summer Vacation"?
Lin Qingyou sent a nodding emoticon.

[Du Mingyu]: That's great, great, you show me your "Happy Summer Vacation", I'm really unhappy if I don't have an answer.

The last ten or so pages of the previous "Happy Summer Vacation" were all about answer analysis. This year, I don't know what happened. The last page was directly followed by a page with the slogan "I wish you a happy summer vacation", so suddenly It's over.

Happy fart, they don't even have an answer, and they can't copy it. How can this make them happy?

Lin Qingyou dug out all the homework for the summer vacation from the small bookshelf on the desk, stacked it neatly aside, and then tapped the keyboard to reply to the message: "Okay, do you want all four?"

[Du Mingyu]: Sister Yuzu, you also know my level, and my level forced me to make such an all-important decision.If I can, can I go a little further?
[Lin Qingyou]: Huh?

[Du Mingyu]: Can you share with me the squad leader's "Happy Summer Vacation"?In this way, Mao'er and I will be on the same set, and we don't have to go to Grandpa KFC to copy homework under the sun every day.

Lin Qingyou responded quickly: "Yes, it is possible, but your squad leader always adopts a minimalist style when doing questions. You may only see one final result in his math, physics and chemistry homework. Can you do it too?"

There is no problem-solving process, just so cool and unreasonable.

[Du Mingyu]: ...

How could he forget this?

Have you copied your homework before and haven't copied your lessons?

[Du Mingyu]: Forget it, I don't think I can, Sister Yuzu, let's just take yours, the monitor's homework...we don't deserve it.

Du Mingyu suddenly felt that it was fun to study under the sun. It didn't matter if Jing Xing wrote like this in his homework, but if they dared to copy like this, those teachers might directly interrupt their dog legs.

Du Mingyu's message came again: "By the way, Sister Yuzu, please send me your home address. I'll pick it up in the afternoon."

Lin Qingyou thought for a while, and replied to him: "Student Ji said just now that we have dinner together in the evening, and she said that you will come too, and I will give you a piece when I go out in the afternoon?"

(End of this chapter)