Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 3 Group Business Card: Monkey King

God!
Wei Wuji only felt that he was more wronged than Dou E.

Without saying a word, Niu Tingting dragged him to the security room.

Wei Wuji had an idea, and said with a smile: "Niu Tingting, wait a little longer, the principal will be off work soon!"

"Hmph, then go see the principal!"

Niu Tingting just didn't let go, and turned to the administration building, which was next to the teaching building, just around the corner.

Wei Wuji begged bitterly: "Niu Tingting, I followed you, I bumped into you on purpose, all because I like you!"

"Dead pervert!"

Niu Tingting didn't care about Wei Wuji's wailing, she dragged him to the principal's room on the third floor, pushed the door open and walked in without knocking.

When Wei Wuji realized it, they were already in the principal's room.

On the big sofa on one side, two bodies overlapped each other, and the sound of heavy panting came and went one after another.

Niu Tingting was stunned by the scene in front of her, her delicate body trembled slightly, and the hand that was holding Wei Wuji's arm unconsciously let go.

Wei Wuji had predicted this scene earlier, and hastily reached out his hand to cover Niu Tingting's eyes. Before the principal noticed their intrusion, he wanted to pull her away. Unexpectedly, Niu Tingting shook off his hand and took a big step forward.

"dad!"

Niu Tingting's voice was hoarse, and this roar was more like crying. The two people on the sofa jumped up at the same time, but soon they hugged each other tightly again.

Only in this way can the important parts of each other be covered.

The leading actor is naturally Niu Congzu, the principal of Yuanshui No. [-] Middle School.

The heroine is actually Fat Aunt, a political teacher in the liberal arts class of the third year of high school.

When he predicted this picture before, Wei Wuji was really disgusted. Niu Congzu is handsome and handsome, and he is also the head of a school, but his taste is really serious.

Fat aunt can divide two cows from ancestors!
Wei Wuji really wanted to know how Niu Congzu would deal with him, and wanted to predict, but he couldn't.

This damned predictive eye, why is it always ineffective?

It seems that this predictive eye cannot be used indiscriminately in the future.

"roll!"

Following Niu Congzu's roar, the two of them rolled out of the principal's office in desperation, stood outside the door, and heard the sound of getting dressed from inside.

"I was killed by you!"

Wei Wuji stomped his feet anxiously, caught up with Niu Tingting who was walking away, and said, "You said you were the daughter of the principal's family, then I won't stop you."

Niu Tingting found out about her father's scandal, she couldn't help crying when she thought of her mother who was waiting for her father in the restaurant, she had no time to talk to Wei Wuji.

Wei Wuji looked up at the sky, just in time a bird flew by, and it was like a drop of bird droppings, falling straight to his forehead.

"I rely on!"

I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, I was really unlucky.

After dinner, Wei Wuji went back to the high-rise rented off-campus room, only ten square meters in size, with an earthen kang and a table.

Yuanshui County is the poorest county in Jinfo Province. It has been selected as a poor county in China for many years. Even the county's No. [-] middle school has no dormitory buildings. Students in various towns can only rent houses near the school.

The high-rise house that Wei Wuji rented was built on top of two cave dwellings, and the environment was neither bad nor bad. The two cave dwellings below also lived with students from No. [-] Middle School, but Wei Wuji had never had any contact with them.

Only when he comes back here, Wei Wuji will feel at ease.

As soon as he lay down on the kang, the phone vibrated.

Wei Wuji took out his phone and looked, it turned out that a new member had joined the group.

Grim Reaper invites the Hulk to join the Grim Reaper Red Envelope Group!
Hulk?
Damn, there shouldn't be a Hulk in this world, right?

After snatching the red envelope from the god of death, he successfully extracted the predictive eye and predicted the scene in the principal's office, which made Wei Wuji have to believe that the god of death is real.

There are also group members such as vampires, it is not as simple as simply changing the group name card.

What is a group business card is what it is in reality.

Wei Wuji's world view collapsed at this moment.

"Okay, it seems that the group name card needs to be changed!"

Wei Wuji frowned, thinking hard: "What should I change it to? By the way, from now on, I will be..."

He skillfully opened his personal information, and changed his group business card into three big characters:

Sun Wukong!
Haha, from now on, I, Wei Wuji, will no longer be Lord Xinling, but the unparalleled Monkey King.

Monkey King Monkey King!
Defeat the Buddha and Sun Wukong!
In an instant, Wei Wuji felt that there were countless halos on his head, and his whole body grew taller.

In order to increase the credibility, Wei Wuji deliberately found a picture from the Internet, which is the Monkey King played by Mr. Liu Xiaolingtong, and used it as his avatar.

The new Hulk, whose head is not Hulk, but Dr. Banner, is exactly the same as Mark Ruffalo in the movie.

A new member joined, and the group immediately became lively.

Reaper: Everyone welcome Hulk to join the group!
Vampire: Welcome Hulk (three clapping emojis)

Werewolf: I was preempted by vampires, welcome, welcome, warmly welcome (six applause emoticons)
Cat demon: Lord Hulk, you are my idol, I love you to death (three kiss expressions)
Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

……

Hulk: Death is coming, I'm so scared, please call me Dr. Banner, thank you so much, so grateful!

Werewolf: Dr. Banner, without Hulk, what kind of fart are you? (three provocative expressions)
Cat Demon: Dare to say that, my Hulk, Werewolf, I will never end with you! (Three bomb emoji)
Werewolf: There is a kind to fight, cat meat should be super delicious (a hungry emoticon)
Cat demon: I have eaten wolf meat, it’s like shit (a bunch of vomiting emojis)

Vampire: Do you eat shit too?

Cat Demon: You are courting death!

Anyway, he won't be admitted to university, and he doesn't need to read books to study. Wei Wuji leaned on the quilt and watched them chatting, taking it as a pastime, and maybe there will be red envelopes to grab.

It's just that this Hulk, using Ruffalo's photo as his profile picture, shouldn't he be pretending too?

Thinking of my behavior just now, I feel more and more likely, no, I have to try it out.

Wei Wuji twitched his head and sent out a message. When he came back to his senses, he regretted it. He wanted to withdraw it, but he couldn't. Damn, this is trying to cheat his father!
If it is found that he is impersonating, he will not be kicked out of the group, right?
Wei Wuji plucked up his courage, bit the bullet and continued to read the news.

Because of his bubbling just now, the group was already boiling, so I had to scroll up until I found his message.

Sun Wukong: Hulk, how do you prove that you are the Hulk?

Cat Demon: Dare to question my Hulk, I will never end with you! (chopper expression) By the way, who is this Monkey King? (questioning expression)

Vampire: Same question!

Werewolf: Same question!
Dryad: Same question!
Elf: Ula Ula Ula!

In an instant, I read a few pages of "Same Questions". Obviously, Monkey King is not well-known in the West.

It's no wonder that the global village has only been built in recent years. When Monkey King slayed demons and demons, it was not possible to share information globally.

If you are kicked, you will be kicked, thinking of Wei Wuji, he sent another message.

Sun Wukong: I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and I am the best at killing monsters and eliminating monsters!
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(End of this chapter)