Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 4 The Hulk's Red Envelope
Cat demon: Slay the demon? (horrified expression)
Werewolf: Eliminate monsters? (horrified expression)
Then all kinds of monsters appeared and attacked Wei Wuji frantically.

Wei Wuji was furious when he saw those swear words, and after a few words, he was drowned in spit.

A group of mentally handicapped!
Wei Wuji had no choice but to use Mr. Ah Q's coup, comfort himself with the mental victory method, and bicker with this group of mentally handicapped, then wouldn't he also become mentally handicapped?

Hulk really can't stand it: everyone, please be quiet, why don't I send a red envelope?
Vampire: Ask for a red envelope!
Werewolf: Ask for a red envelope!

Cat Demon: I love Lord Hulk the most, please ask for a red envelope by the way!
Wei Wuji expressed his deep contempt for this kind of ghosts and monsters who would open their eyes at the sight of a red envelope.

But with his yang finger, he was ready to grab the red envelope.

Hulk's red envelope is worth looking forward to.

hum!
The phone vibrated, and a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

Wei Wuji poked down hard, one step too late, the red envelopes had already been snatched away.

Alas, my hand speed is not good, it seems that I have to practice more to be able to win every hundred hits in the great cause of grabbing red envelopes.

hum!
Another red envelope appeared!
Wei Wuji was in a daze, he didn't even have time to click on the red envelope, the red envelope was snatched away.

I rub it and send out two red envelopes in a row, why don't you let me know in advance?
Both red envelopes were given out, and the generous Hulk certainly wouldn't mind sending out another one.

Wei Wuji comforted himself while making adequate preparations, but the group had already started chatting, discussing the red envelopes sent by the Hulk, and the atmosphere was extremely pleasant.

Hulk's two red envelopes, a total of [-] autographed photos, this is not an ordinary autographed photo, if the holder is in danger, sign his name on the autographed photo, and the Hulk will show up immediately rescue.

It can be said that the Hulk's signature photo is equivalent to a life-saving talisman.

Wei Wuji was so angry that he couldn't snatch such a rare treasure, he could blow up a hydrogen balloon.

hum!
Suddenly another big red envelope appeared!

It was still issued by Hulk, but it was a password red envelope.

The password is: flash beforehand, please chat slowly!
Cat demon: Master Hulk, go slowly!
Vampire: Is this a red envelope?
Werewolf: Same question!
Wei Wuji was hesitant when he saw the password red envelope, once he snatched it, no matter whether he could grab it or not, he would send the password out, and at that time, he might be attacked by this group of teasers again.

But these funny people are really mentally handicapped!

Can't grab the password red envelope?
When this happens, this is to force him to grab the red envelope, and the Hulk's red envelope must not be invalidated!

Wei Wuji stretched out his finger and sent the password, and a prompt message popped up immediately:

Congratulations, you have snatched the Hulk's gamma blood, which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be extracted for use!

Gamma blood?
There is only one drop of Gamma blood in this password red envelope.

But Wei Wuji didn't think he had snatched the treasure, but the group had already exploded.

Sun Wukong: If there is a flash beforehand, please chat slowly!
Cat Demon: Ah!Damn Monkey King, don't go, give me back the blood of Lord Hulk! (Countless tears emoji)

Vampire: Dr. Banner is so generous!No, Monkey King get out!

Werewolf: Sun Wukong get out!
……

Looking at the screen full of "Monkey King get out", Wei Wuji smiled bloodthirstyly, not to mention how cool he was, and stopped reading the group news, expecting that no one would give out red envelopes for a while.

The guys who joined the group first, like werewolves, are actually the most picky. They always grab red envelopes and never give out red envelopes.

When Wei Wuji thought that he had the same kind of virtue, he couldn't help but blushed, coughed lightly, and went to the treasure chest to check the Gamma blood.

Gamma blood: the precious blood of the Hulk, taking it can give Hulk certain abilities, such as invincible strength and endurance, flying jumping ability, invulnerable body, strong self-healing ability and so on.

After reading the introduction, Wei Wuji was undoubtedly very moved. Anyone who possesses any of the Hulk's abilities, even if the power is only one percent of the Hulk's ability, is a super awesome existence among ordinary people.

However, after eating this gamma blood, will monsters like Hulk be born in the body?

To eat or not to eat is an extremely difficult decision.

Because of this decision, Wei Wuji almost stayed up all night, and when he woke up the next day, he had cute panda eyes.

I came to the classroom in a daze, and there was no one in the classroom. Before class time, everyone went to the campus for morning memorization. As a liberal arts student, the most difficult thing is morning memorization.

From language and mathematics to politics, history and geography, you have to rely on your back to solve problems.

The stupidest thing Wei Wuji has ever done is to memorize mathematical formulas in the morning, and he dare not make a sound when he recites, for fear that people will hear him and think he is crazy.

Do you want to eat?
Morning back has long since become a thing of the past, and now Wei Wuji is only thinking about this problem.

With a bang, the door of the classroom was closed. Wei Wuji looked up and saw that it was the fat aunt.

Fat aunt came here, it must be because of what happened last night.

Of course Fat Dama is not called Fat Dama, her real name is Fang Yan, she is only four years older than Wei Wuji, she looks old because she is too fat, after graduating from Golden Buddha University, she went to teach in Yuanshui No. [-] Middle School.

"Wei Wuji, let's talk!"

Fang Yan's expression was indifferent, as if she was here to talk, but to give some order.

Wei Wuji knew what she wanted to talk about, patted his chest, and said, "I didn't see anything."

"you……"

Fang Yan's lungs were about to explode. If Wei Wuji generously admitted that he saw the scandal between her and the principal last night, then things would be much easier. Just give Wei Wuji some money, or send Wei Wuji to a third-rate school , Wei Wuji can be dismissed.

Now Wei Wuji said that he didn't see anything, which was clearly an attitude of extorting money.

Fang Yan stared at Wei Wuji, her fat face trembling, she gritted her teeth and asked, "What... do you want?"

Wei Wuji was stunned instead. In fact, he would never tell anyone what happened last night, including his buddy Zhang Junbao. As long as Niu Tingting is settled, the matter will be over.

But Wei Wuji can understand Fang Yan's mood. If it were him, he might be the same as Fang Yan, and he would try his best to bribe him, otherwise he would have trouble sleeping and eating.

Wei Wuji shook his head and sighed, "Teacher Fang, I really don't know what you're talking about!"

"Okay, you have a seed!"

Fang Yan threw down these words, turned and left angrily, the poor classroom door was almost smashed to pieces.

madman!

Wei Wuji ignored it and continued to think meaninglessly, whether to eat or not, whether to eat or not...

"Fuck!"

Zhang Junbao rushed into the classroom with his waist down, looked at Wei Wuji in surprise, and asked, "Mr. Wei, have you eaten the fat aunt's tofu?"

"I bother!"

Wei Wuji rolled his eyes and said, "The tofu is too greasy, can you eat it?"

Zhang Junbao tilted his head, thoughtfully: "Then why is the fat aunt crying? It doesn't make sense, you didn't eat her tofu, did she confess her love to you, but you rejected her?"

Wei Wuji smiled wryly, completely defeated by Zhang Junbao's [-] spirit.

"No, your face..."

Zhang Junbao suddenly noticed Wei Wuji's panda eyes, suddenly realized, and said with a wretched smile: "Be honest, did you mess with the fat aunt last night?"

PS: I am very happy to see the support of Taoists. I want to reply to a comment, but I am reminded that I can’t reply if I have less than [-] points. Wei Mao can only feed the cat!

(End of this chapter)