Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 343 Patients with low-grade bad taste disorder (2)

Before Su Wenxuan could refuse, the Eighth Prince abruptly stood up, and said with a long-awaited look on his face: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for making it perfect, I have always wanted to compete with Zhuangyuan Lang!" It looks like you are really going to beat someone up.

When Su Wenxuan saw it, he said timidly: "Your Majesty, I know that I don't know martial arts at all!"

The emperor couldn't allow him to refuse, so he just kept smiling and said: "Su Zhuangyuan doesn't have to be overly modest, there is no one worthless under a prestigious name, so Zhuangyuan Lang should behave well!"

The venue has been selected long ago, and it can be seen that the emperor has long been depressed and wanted to watch the play.Seeing that the Eighth Prince walked to the open place first, he stretched his legs and put his feet down to loosen his muscles and bones.

This is not good if you don't fight!Su Wenxuan finally realized the fact that he was that monkey now, and if people wanted to see monkeys playing, of course he had to do his best to perform.

Oh, and there's that trick of playing monkeys -- our Eighth Prince must have done a good job of it!The Eighth Prince winked at him, is this about to start a big show?
A eunuch approached and said respectfully, "My lord, please choose a weapon!"

Is this still an option?The Eighth Prince turned his head to look at the sword he had prepared in his hand. Isn't this the designated weapon?He pointed at the long-handled sword and said, "Just use it!"

The little eunuch immediately handed over the sword, and when he pulled it out, there was only a long hiss, it was as crisp as a spring, and the sword body grew cold, even the Eighth Prince couldn't help but say: "Good sword!"

At this moment, another eunuch had come to Su Wenxuan, and said respectfully: "Su Zhuangyuan, please choose your weapon!"

Su Wenxuan turned his head and looked, okay, is this training people?I saw several eunuchs carrying a long-handled weapon, each of them was a murder weapon!

What is exactly like Guan Gong's Qinglong Yanyue knife, what is a long snake spear, what is a nine-ring big sword, what is a golden hammer.

This weapon really has everything that one expects to find!Each of them is a sharp weapon for killing, Ye Rui was shocked when she saw it, could it be that the emperor is not pleasing to the Eighth Prince and intends to cause an accident to kill him?Not so!It's a pity that she obviously misunderstood.

Seeing that Su Wenxuan walked up to those weapons and reached out to get the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, Ye Rui's heart suddenly rose, didn't she!Even if the thing can't stab people, it can kill people heavily.

Sure enough, I saw Su Wenxuan lifting and lifting vigorously, well, he couldn't lift it at all, so he simply changed it to a hug, and the whole person was desperately pulling it out like hugging a big tree!Once, twice, Su Wenxuan pulled out the sweat all over his body, but he didn't pull it up.

He had no choice but to give up this good-looking but useless big knife, and saw that he walked towards the weapon behind him again. The snake spear was too long, and he finally used all his strength to hug it, but he didn't take two steps. Tripped by his own foot, Snake Lance rushed out in a daze.

This is a direct killing move!Seeing the bad news, the Eighth Prince hurriedly backed away, narrowly avoiding the sharp spearhead, only to see the long hair stuck directly on the ground when the spearhead hit it.

And our handsome and gentle Su Zhuangyuan immediately came to grab shit, and with a slap, his face fell to the ground!

That laughter, following his heroic fall, burst out like thunder, full of sarcasm and ridicule.

Among them, the emperor laughed the loudest, he couldn't help laughing, and bent over laughing.

"It can be seen that our Zhuangyuan Lang is a civil servant after all, and these weapons are not easy to use!" The emperor seemed to be very kind, "Look at you, what are you holding, don't you have something that a scholar can use?"

Can literati use it?What sword?Ye Rui looked curiously, huh?Could it be that they are too far away?Why can't she see clearly?
Su Wenxuan walked over and saw a eunuch holding a fan in his hand, he was slightly taken aback, and reached out to take it, let alone, he finally took it.

With a click, Su Wenxuan opened the fan in his hand, Ye Rui saw clearly what it was, just a fan?

But Su Wenxuan was quite satisfied and said: "Your Majesty, you can use this as a minister!"

As soon as he said this, he saw a sinister smile from the corner of the emperor's mouth, that was unabashedly proud!

Ye Rui couldn't help but rolled her eyes to the sky, and after a long time, those heavy weapons were just decorations, just intended to let Su Wenxuan retreat in spite of difficulties, and this broken fan was the weapon that the emperor had prepared for him a long time ago!

The Eighth Prince looked at the small fan in his hand, shaking it with a bookish spirit that was really strong, but it didn't look like a contest at all, the corner of the Eighth Prince's mouth couldn't help but sneered, and said in a deep voice: "Cheng Rang Already!"

As soon as the sharp sword came out, there was a gust of cold wind. Su Wenxuan, a scholar, has never seen such a battle. He, who didn't even have the courage to fight with others since he was a child, saw a real sword and gun at this time. All that was left was to escape.

But before he had time to escape, he saw Bai Huanghuang's sword light approaching, it was directly aiming at his life gate!He was so frightened that he directly raised his fan and covered his face tremblingly.

There was a crisp sound of stabbing, and with such a simple stab, the fan was pierced and opened. This, this is really an ordinary paper fan, not even a steel fan, so it can be used as a weapon?

The Eighth Prince was also taken aback, but at this moment, a cold light appeared in his eyes, he saw his sword point turn, and he stabbed wildly, seemingly disorganized, but in fact, his moves were precise, just in the blink of an eye, The fan was directly poked and riddled with holes, and only the bamboo stick was left in tatters.

"Haha, it's so fun, it's so fun!" Thunderous laughter erupted indiscriminately, and the emperor just sat there and slapped the table laughing wildly!

Just like that, he also preached irresponsibly: "Su Zhuangyuan, don't let him! Fight back!"

counterattack?How could Su Wenxuan fight back!He was beaten back steadily, and the bamboo stick in his hand was directly pressed against the door, revealing his hazy and beautiful little face, which was already pale with fright.

Just like that, the Eighth Prince didn't stop his hands, and saw that he swung the wild goose flat on the sand, and picked up the fan in Su Wenxuan's hand with a clatter, and saw the sword in his hand fluttering, dancing brilliantly like a flower.

Now it's all right, just a few times, even the bamboo sticks are gone, only some fragments of hair | pieces are left, falling down here and there.

Let's look at our extraordinary, literary and martial arts No. [-] scholar, at this moment, he was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, covering his head with his hands, and was beaten by those hair | pieces of rain, so he couldn't even stand up.

The emperor's laughter!The flamboyant almost laughed his jaw off, only to hear him clapping his hands and saying happily: "Okay, this move is beautiful!"

The fan vs. the sword, this was an unfair confrontation from the very beginning, plus we, a young scholar, were forced to wield a knife and wield a stick.

(End of this chapter)