Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 344 Patients with low-grade bad taste disorder (3)

The Eighth Prince stood with his sword in his hand, and quietly glanced at the emperor. Seeing a smile on his brow, he only let out a sigh of relief, turned around and shouted at Su Wenxuan: "Aren't you very powerful? Stand up, let's fight again!" !"

"Yes, yes, get up and fight again!" The emperor also joked.

The emperor opened his mouth, Su Wenxuan could only stand up, but before he could stand still, he saw the Eighth Prince's sword and followed him up like the wind again. He was dazzled by the blows. , it could only be that he was swaying blindly with the blade of the sword, and he didn't even see when he stopped the sword.

The Eighth Prince had actually withdrawn his sword, but Su Wenxuan was still jumping around with his eyes closed. That was funny, especially with his grass skirt, he was like a clown in coir raincoat.

Yes, with just a few strokes, the hem of Su Wenxuan's clothes was cut into a Hawaiian grass skirt by the Eighth Prince. Ye Rui watched him start dancing the Hawaiian grass skirt.

It was obvious that Su Wenxuan's virtue was very pleasing to the emperor, his laughter became louder, and his eyes almost burst into tears.

This is too bad!How can I say that Su Wenxuan is also the champion after all, if this matter gets out, how can he have the face to fool him!

Hearing everyone's exaggerated laughter, Su Wenxuan seemed to have noticed something unusual, so he stopped hesitantly and looked down, huh?Already naked?
Although it is normal for people to dance in a hula nowadays, in the eyes of ancient people, that is already a great humiliation, especially for literati like them, it is simply trampling on their dignity!
Su Wenxuan clutched his lower body in embarrassment, and pressed back the strips of rags as much as possible. The more he did this, the more twitchy his movements became, which made the emperor laugh out loud.

But he didn't expect that this was not over yet. As soon as he lowered his lower body, he saw that the sword edge of the Eighth Prince had already been handed over. There was a flash of white light, and there was a crisp sound of piercing. Well, his shirt was directly lifted up. stand up.

Originally, the weather was still hot at this time, and Su Wenxuan was wearing a castor gauze Confucian gown. After being picked on so many times, he was picked up immediately.

Hearing an exclamation of "Yeah", those court ladies and concubines exploded in an instant, and they all covered their eyes shyly, there was no way!Our Su Zhuangyuan has become a master of bladder, with his appearance, he can directly go to the sea to take a bath.

Of course, there are women who are not shy, Ye Ruiteng stood up and shouted sharply: "Are you crazy? Why are you serious!"

The Eighth Prince turned his head and looked, okay, only his wife is different, and she is looking at Su Zhuangyuan with righteous words and aboveboard.

He couldn't help but his face darkened, and he said sourly: "You really are shameless! What? Did you poke your heart?"

As he spoke, he saw the sword in his hand raised again, huh?Is this still going up?If things go on like this, what does he want to pick this time?Underpants?Or just draw marks on the flesh?
Ye Rui didn't see it well, so she rushed over directly, the sword in the hands of the Eighth Prince had just been handed over, but she felt a blur in front of her eyes, and a bright red figure stood in front of her, didn't she!If this sword goes down, won't he suffer a big loss?
I saw him turning his sword and turning the clothes that had passed through Ye Rui. Ye Rui looked down and saw a cut on her waist. Fortunately, how long did he take it away, otherwise her The trousers might have fallen off too.

Damn it, he's sure he doesn't intend to let Su Wenxuan wear clothes!

"No way! It's really you!" Ye Rui cursed angrily.

The Eighth Prince saw that she was protecting Su Wenxuan under her body, and now there is no need for others to publicize it. Everyone will think that our Eighth Princess is really having an affair with her cousin, and this will be protected in public.

The Eighth Prince gave her a secret look, and sternly said: "You women should not meddle in matters between us men!"

"Huh? What did you say?" Ye Rui was furious when she heard it. Isn't this discrimination against female compatriots?Uncle Keren can't bear it!

She yelled in a high-pitched voice: "I tell you, with me here today, you don't want to touch him!"

The Eighth Prince's complexion became even uglier. He turned his head to look at the emperor in the distance. Unexpectedly, the emperor's complexion became extremely beautiful!Quite a taste of schadenfreude.

"Get up!" The Eighth Prince shouted angrily, raising the sword in his hand again.

This is Chi Guoguo's threat!But our Ye Rui has a temper, she turned her head to Su Wenxuan and said, "Cousin, run, I'm going to stop you!"

Su Wenxuan looked at the emperor helplessly, and saw that he was watching happily, and he didn't intend to stop!He sighed, well, the only plan for now is to escape!
Thinking of this, he turned around, grabbed the few pieces of tattered clothes left, and ran forward with his tail between his legs, intending to run away.

It's a pity that our Eighth Prince didn't intend to let him go, seeing that he was about to run away, he just yelled, "Where to run!" He raised his sword and chased after him!

Ye Rui quickly blocked him, blocking him like an old hen guarding its chicks, and the two of them dodged left and right, as if they were playing an eagle to catch chicks.

Ye Rui watched the Eighth Prince turn to the left, and she hurried to follow him to the left, but she didn't expect the Eighth Prince to feint, and directly poked Ye Rui aside, and went towards Su Wenxuan.

Ye Rui hurried forward to pull him, and shouted in a low voice while pulling: "What are you doing!"

Unexpectedly, the Eighth Prince made a mistake and pulled her straight in front of him. When she was in a daze, he heard the Eighth Prince softly whispering in her ear: "Your Majesty!"

Ye Rui was taken aback for a moment, but before she could react, she was pushed far away by the Eighth Prince.

emperor?Ye Rui looked up in surprise, and saw that the emperor was watching here with interest, as if he was watching a good show, and the laughter was so refreshing.

At this very moment, Ye Rui finally understood the intention of the Eighth Prince, he was deliberately trying to relieve the emperor!
Also, although the Eighth Prince took over this embarrassing green hat, the emperor knew exactly what the green hat should look like.

Ye Rui also finally understood why the emperor specially called them together today, it was because he was cheated by someone, and he was so angry that he deliberately found faults to vent his anger!
And our Eighth Prince knows the emperor best, so it is natural for the emperor to vent his anger to enjoy himself, so he became the emperor's hand, the emperor's sword, and played a trick on Su Wenxuan for the emperor. Only in this way can Su Wenxuan be completely safe.

When I was so dazed, I only heard a "plop", and everyone stretched their heads to look, okay, the Eighth Prince directly kicked Su Wenxuan into the mirror lake.

(End of this chapter)