Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 36 Toad crawls on the instep, the poison will not kill you, you will be disgusted to death (10)

"Of course, there are two other things!" The Eighth Prince continued.

"Oh, what else?" The emperor said coldly, seeming to be slightly angry.

"The second is that the female thief is with him at all, and he is covering for the female thief!" The Eighth Prince said angrily.

The emperor showed a smile, and said: "If the second possibility has nothing to do with me, but I'm going to be in trouble!" He said narrowly and looked at the Eighth Prince, "Eighth brother, your face!"

"Why?" Hearing this, the Eighth Prince immediately stared, his face was just right, there would be nothing wrong with it!

Unexpectedly, the emperor gasped and said, "You should look in the mirror!"

Immediately a little eunuch handed over a mirror, as if he had been waiting there for a long time, waiting for the emperor to give the order, and rushed over impatiently.

The Eighth Prince looked down in bewilderment, his eyes immediately glowed, and he shouted excitedly: "My face!" He snatched the mirror over with his hands, and when he took a closer look, he stuttered, "Broken, broken, disfigured! "

The emperor couldn't help but smiled narrowly and said: "It's okay, it's much younger than last time!"

The Eighth Prince saw that his mouth was swollen like a donkey's lip, pouting and dripping with blood, with the fragrance of soil, he really wanted to cry!Who did I offend, why am I always so unlucky.

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Ye Rui covered her head and ran all the way, really like a goblin running around in the night, afraid of being seen, she finally came to the village with all kinds of twists and turns, praying in her heart that her master must be there ah!

Fortunately, when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for her at the same time. Ye Rui did climb in through the window.

"Master!" She called out in a very low voice, and she was still looking around slyly.

"Who!" shouted sharply, only to see a flash of white light, and a sword crossed out with a whisper.

Ye Rui hurriedly dodged back, but the sword was so fast, it pierced her neck straight, "Master, it's me!" Ye Rui screamed, she couldn't care about anything anymore.

The blade of the sword hesitated for a moment, then stopped in front of her, the cold tip of the sword was still touching her neck, as if it was waiting to lick|lick|her|her blood anytime.

A person came out slowly from the shadows, Ye Rui saw his fat figure, immediately heaved a sigh of relief, and shouted excitedly: "Master, you want to scare me to death!"

Daoist Bai Fatty didn't intend to stop there, but looked at her warily, as if he hadn't confirmed her identity yet.

Ye Rui immediately understood that she was wrapped too tightly, and she quickly pulled off the cloth on her head.

"Master!" Ye Rui was so frightened that she almost cried.

Hearing her trembling voice, the true cultivator said hesitantly: "Rui'er?" He said and put down the sword in his hand.

"Master, you finally recognized me!" Ye Rui rushed over excitedly, but was pushed away by a true cultivator like a plague.

"Rui'er, what's wrong with your face?" The true cultivator asked in surprise.

"Master, I'm poisoned!" Ye Rui cried, "Not only my face, but my whole body is as red as boiled shrimp!"

Hearing what she said, the real cultivator even burst out laughing, but he took the initiative to walk over, stretched out his hand to pinch Ye Rui's pulse and asked, "What did you eat badly?"

"I didn't eat anything! They used bad tricks!" Ye Rui said with tears in her voice: "I don't know why, but I smell a strange smell, although they covered it with a strong fragrance, it was faint It still smells bad."

"Smelly smell?" The true cultivator reached out and touched Ye Rui's skin, but the pain caused Ye Rui to grit his teeth, "It's a toad!"

"What?" Ye Rui was a little dazed in her mind, and she could think of the kind of frog with money in its mouth, as if it was called toad.

"It's a toad!" The true cultivator said disdainfully, "This is a poisonous frog that lives in the Western Regions. Its venom can make people's skin fester."

"Toad?" Ye Rui immediately felt sick when she heard it, "Why did the toad spray me? I'm not a fly!"

(End of this chapter)