Hilarious pet wife: unscrupulous couples will turn the world upside down

Chapter 37 Mess with Me?Fuck you! (1)

"You're not a fly, you're a spider. The toad likes to eat spiders the most, so it will attack when it smells you."

"What? I'm a spider? I'm also a spider spirit!" Ye Rui said in surprise, with a hint of sneer on her face.

"You are not only a spider, but you are also a black widow!" The true practitioner shook his head and said, "Who are you offending? Let people go to such lengths to deal with you! If your poison penetrates into the bone marrow, you may even die It's all gone."

"It's not that group of women who are full and have nothing to do. What are you doing! Those who have the ability to do it with open swords and guns! They play these dirty tricks!" Ye Rui was so angry that she told what happened after she went home. Once again, I also gave a good introduction to the two weasels that came today.

"It seems that the first one who came here sprinkled some spider powder on you, so when the second one came, the flower-backed toad on his body would attack you!" The true cultivator said in thought.

Ye Rui thought about it, most likely San Yi Niang sprinkled it on her body when she brought her a hairpin.

"They are so bad! In fact, I hurried out as soon as I felt something was wrong, but I didn't expect to become this kind of virtue." Ye Rui said bitterly, and turned her head to tears, and looked at the true cultivator pleadingly: "Master, you must save me!"

The true cultivator said with some disgust: "You women! What do I say to you! It's interesting to have such free time to save the country and save the people, wasting it in the nest!"

"Master, I'm not such a person!" Ye Rui quickly distinguished: "If it wasn't for your great cause of saving the country and the people, would I have to go back and suffer this foreign crime? Master, you must have a way to save me!"

The true cultivator just sighed and said: "If you come later, I'm afraid you will fester all over your body and die from poison."

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"We're about to leave, why don't you come!" Second Aunt said anxiously.

Mrs. Ye gave her a hard gouged look, but she acted like she didn't notice, and continued: "Has someone called? It's not so late to stay in bed, don't be unwell!"

Hearing what she said, Mrs. Ye's face became even uglier, but she saw Ye Yun still chimed in and said, "That's right, I'm driving with the king today, and we can't be late just because we say we're late."

"It's early now! Rui'er is still young, so it's normal that she can't get up!" Mrs. Ye couldn't help but argue.

The third aunt came up and smiled softly: "Yes! Rui'er just came back from the outside, maybe she is not used to it yet, Yun'er, Zhuer, don't worry, maybe your sister is here soon!"

Although she spoke softly, what she meant was that Ye Rui was younger, Yun'er and Zhuer were both up, and she, as an elder sister, was too embarrassed to stay in bed.

Mrs. Ye gritted her teeth and looked at them, yes, they not only got up, but also dressed up, Ye Yun and Ye Zhu were dressed in fancy dress, it looked like they were going to accompany the king, and they had the intention Even a fool can see it.

Waiting in embarrassment, time seemed to pass very slowly. Mrs. Ye stretched her head and looked out the door, but her heart was hanging in the air, and there was a humming sound in her throat.

But the others were not as disturbed as she was, and everyone was chatting around the old lady to relieve their boredom.

"Hey, third sister, did your hair grow out? So fast?" Ye Zhu asked with a look of surprise as if she had just discovered it.But the fool can also see that she is a support, and a very exaggerated support.

Madam Ye immediately turned her head and saw Ye Yun with a shy smile and said, "How can it be so fast! It's braided hair!"

As she spoke, she took Ye Zhu's hand and pulled a lock of hair and said: "It's not good, but it's almost as good as the real thing. If you don't believe me, you can't pull it down even if you pull it hard."

Ye Zhu actually tugged twice, and immediately exclaimed with surprise: "It's really amazing, I can't even pull it off, it's stronger than real hair!" As he spoke, he pulled the old lady's hand excitedly, Said: "Grandma, grandma, try it too, you really can't pull it down!"

Although the old lady didn't try to pull her, she still took a look at Ye Yun. Seeing her shy face and bowed head, she really looked like a lady, the old lady couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief and nodded.

(End of this chapter)