Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 313
Under everyone's amazed eyes, Xu Qian appeared. He was wearing an old black dress, and he also wore very old makeup.

As soon as Xu Qian appeared on the stage, everyone was shocked.

"Nimma, is this Xu Qian?"

"My god, why do you spoil yourself like this?"

"I'm going, I can't bear to look directly!"

"Nimma, I just want to laugh when I see him."

. . . . . . .

Jiang Xingyue also made an appearance. Her outfit was similar to that of Xu Qian's. She was very old and wore false teeth.

"Nimma, my goddess!"

"What the hell is this skit?"

"What kind of story is "Torchbearer" telling? It ruined my goddess like this!"

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Jiang Xingyue: What are you doing? Why are you running in such a hurry?

Xu Qian: Hurry up, you will be announced as the torchbearer of the Olympic Games immediately, hurry up!

Jiang Xingyue: What does it have to do with you?Hurry up and put down the chair for me, I'll take a break quickly, you say you, you are in such a hurry, you don't want to take you out.

When talking, Jiang Xingyue looked disgusted, as if it was really embarrassing to have Xu Qian.

Jiang Xingyue: What are you talking about?Stretching out the left hand is for shedding water, stretching out the right hand is for shutting up, crossing the left foot is for rubbing the leg, crossing the right foot for a kiss, remember there is no dead ghost?
"Haha, it's so funny."

"Nimma, it's too funny."

"Goddess Jiang really looks like an old woman."

"This old woman looks very arrogant!"

Xu: I've been practicing this for half my life, don't worry.

Jiang: What are you practicing, hey, hey,
Xu: What are you doing? It’s not good to have such a big audience. Why are you kissing me?

Jiang: Have you figured out which foot it is!
Xu: Oh, my wife, come to the scene in a while. There are a lot of reporters, so don't cross your foot and save some face for me.

"Haha, what Xu Qian is playing is a strict wife."

"Xu Qian's acting is really simple and honest. I give full marks to this acting."

"It was so funny, I laughed out loud several times in a short period of time."

"Who wrote this skit?"

Jiang: Cherish the opportunity. After running the Olympic torchbearer, if you want to touch this leg again, you will not be able to touch it.

Xu: What's wrong, why did the leg disappear?
Jiang: What kind of leg is this?

Xu: Cold legs.

"Pfft, Nima is too funny."

"I'm dying of laughter, Hanleg, who the hell came up with this?"

"This line is really perfect."

Jiang: Wrong, this is not an ordinary leg, it is the leg of an Olympic torchbearer.

Xu: Ham, heh, I won’t be hungry if I hang out with my wife for the rest of my life, so I’ll rub your stomach later.

"Pfft, no, I'm laughing to death."

"Ham...Who came up with this line."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Didn't laugh, I'm sure this was one of the best skits of the night."

Jiang: What are you doing?

Xu: Another plate of ham sausage.

"No, I'm almost out of breath from laughing."

"This skit is too fucking funny."

"This sketch is not inferior to Zhao Hot Pot's sketches, and even surpasses them."

"Basically I laugh once every few seconds, which is really unbelievable."

Jiang Xingyue: The quality of what you say will drop in your mouth, and you won't be able to take it out.

Xu: What are you taking? Slow down.

Jiang Xingyue: Why are you slow?Hurry up.

Xu: You have to hurry up, you only ran 40 meters, and you are still one hundred and sixty meters away.

Jiang Xingyue: Shut up!No one knows about this, what are you talking about, the Olympics are still more than a month away, if you can practice something, don’t tell me.

Xu: Look, someone is coming.

Wayward: Oh, uncle and aunt are here, hurry up and go to the venue.

"Damn it, this guy is so handsome!"

"I know him. He is Xu Qian's good friend. His name is Renzhi. He is so handsome."

"Feast your eyes, I never thought that I would meet such a handsome and handsome guy."

"Oh, this skit is really good, to see such a handsome guy."

Jiang Xingyue: Who are you?

Willful: I am today's host willful.

Jiang: I am Baiyun,

Willfulness: I know, I know aunt.

Xu: This is my assistant Xiao Hei.

audience. . . .

"Pfft, assistant Xiao Hei..."

"It's a white cloud."

"This wave is fine."

"I give full marks to this coercion."

"Assistant Xiao Hei, why do I feel so happy for no reason."

"This aunt is too funny, it's a goddess-turned-female nerve!"

"Speaking of which, there aren't many female comedians."

Wayward: Uncle, let me tell you, our activities have changed a bit today.

Xu: What changes?
Willfulness: Now through the Internet, this netizen is too loud for you to be a torchbearer, and now your online support rate has surpassed that of Auntie.

Jiang: Hurry up!Why are you chattering, don't make people wait, I have big wrists, it's not appropriate to go late, you say you.

audience.

"Still pretending..."

"This aunt..."

"It's really funny."

"Express the arrogance of aunt to the fullest."

Zhao: Then hurry up and inform her.When I came here, the newspaper had been promoting her for half a year.

Willfulness: Come, come, come in.

Jiang Xingyue: Find your seat!thirsty,
Xu: Don't drink it, didn't you just drink it?
Jiang Xingyue: What's wrong?Revolt!
Xu: No, there are changes, you listen.

Wayward: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, please be quiet, now I announce that the selection ceremony of the peasant torchbearers in northern Liaoning for the 2008 BJ Olympic Games will begin now!
Zhao: Good!
Jiang Xingyue: You said you were so startled, you were quite scary.

Willfulness: We just did an online survey, and finally found out that netizens are very vocal about Uncle being a torchbearer, and now Uncle’s support rate has surpassed Aunt Baiyun’s.

Xu Qian: Public opinion, there is no way.

Willfulness: So in the end, our organizing committee decided to let netizens come up with questions today, and let two old people answer on the spot. Finally, based on the support rate on the Internet, decide who is the torchbearer of a certain province today. Now the questions from netizens have come out First, we conducted a simple survey of the two Olympic torchbearers. Netizens asked: Our torchbearers have to travel a long distance to deliver the Olympic torch. The two old people are already over 80 years old. , May I ask how far each of you can run, please tell the truth!

Xu: Erlidi.

Willfulness: Erli?
Xu: It doesn't take much effort.

Willfulness: That's 1000 meters!Where is aunt?

Xu: Calling you!Seek truth from facts!to be honest!

Jiang Xingyue: I don't think this question should be considered a problem, because this is something that can be trained.No one is born to run, thank you.

Xu Qian: Then you didn't say how many meters you ran.

"Haha, this skit is really funny."

"It's definitely the funniest skit I've ever seen."

"It's so funny."

"Haha, I'm really looking forward to the following content."

. . . . .

Many people are attracted by "Torchbearer".

　Today is Mr. Leslie Cheung's birthday. . .

　　I listened to "Broken Love Front Alliance" again today, and it sounds pretty good, so I take back what I said earlier.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)