Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 314 This is the real skit
"Director Wang, Xu Qian must be a ghost!"

In the background, a staff member said to Xu Qian.

Wang Pingzhi nodded approvingly: "This guy is indeed a freak, no matter what he does he can succeed."

The staff member said: "I have never seen such a funny skit, which makes you laugh so hard."

Wang Pingzhi said in his heart: "It's not just you, even I, who have seen the big wind and waves, can see it with joy."

. . . . . .

At this time, the skit is still going on.

Willfulness: Okay, please listen to the second question and the next one is also a compulsory question.What kind of sports do the two elders like?
Jiang: Swimming!

Willful: Oh, aunt likes to swim.

Xu: Come on, I only swam for three days. I asked him why he stopped swimming, and he said that the water in the swimming pool was not good!
Wayward: What about the uncle?

Xu: I like diving.

Willfulness: Uncle can dive, how long can he usually dive?
Jiang: It depends on when the lifeguard catches him. After a second, he will dive for a second. After a year, he will float and let him float there!

"Killing me."

"This mouth is too damaged."

"This passage is funny."

"The goddess becomes crazy in seconds!"

Willfulness: Continue to listen to the questions, followed by a set of rush-answer questions.Listen up, what sport makes people worry?

Jiang Xingyue: Football!

Willfulness: Which sport is more worrying?

Jiang Xingyue: Chinese football!

"This wave of complaints is sharp."

"Haha, Chinese football is enough."

"Incisive, Chinese football is the most worrying."

"I guess those football actors are going to fight Xu Qian desperately at this moment."

"This skit is so funny, basically every sentence is a burden, it almost makes me laugh out loud?"

"Who wrote this burden?"

Wayward: Please continue to listen to the questions, the two old people. The Olympic Games is an international event. It is best for our torchbearers to be able to speak a little foreign language. How do you say tea in English?
Jiang Xingyue: tea!

Wayward: green tea?

Xu Qian: Green tea.

Jiang Xingyue: Where's the black tea?
Xu: Red tea.

Jiang Xingyue: What about scented tea?
Xu: Flower tea.

Jiang Xingyue: I kicked you.

"Haha, that's too funny."

"Black tea, red tea..."

"I give full marks to this wave of pretending to understand if you don't understand!"

"This skit is too fucking funny."

Xu Qian: All tea.

Wayward: Now some netizens ask, who is the father of the modern Olympics?

Jiang Xingyue: Don't know anything, why stand up?

Xu: I'm afraid I'll let you snatch it away.

audience. . . . .

"Master is sharp!"

"This Xu Qian performance is too funny."

"Yeah, it's amazing."

At this moment, Huang Yao and Cai Yan were watching Xu Qian's performance in amazement at the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Huang Yao said: "This skit is too funny..."

Huang Yao himself is a prince in the sketch world, and sketches that can be recognized by him as funny are naturally recognized by him.

Cai Yan also said: "I was puzzled when I heard that Zhao Hotpot liked this sketch, but now I understand."

Huang Yao said: "Did you find out, this Xu Qian's performance is really outstanding."

Cai Yan began to carefully observe Xu Qian's performance, and then said emotionally: "His performance is really indescribable, it is so natural, as if he was born for sketches."

Huang Yao said: "What's even more frightening is that he can lead others to keep up with his rhythm. You can see that the reason why the other two performed well is because they were led by him."

Cai Yan took a deep breath and said, "This person is too scary."

Huang Yao also nodded: "I have only experienced this terrible state on one person."

"who is it?"

Cai Yan asked curiously.

"Zhao Hot Pot."

Huang Yao spat out these three words with difficulty.

Cai Yan also seemed a little bitter when she heard the name.

In fact, this name weighed heavily on their hearts like a mountain.

It can be said that it is a tragedy that all sketch actors and Zhao Hotpot live in the same era, because the road of sketches is very narrow, how narrow is it?It is so narrow that all the scenery can only be occupied by Zhao Hotpot.

He is the pioneer of sketches, he is the king of sketches, he is "a generation of comedians", and no one can match him in the field of sketches.

Cai Yan said: "This..."

Huang Yao also smiled wryly: "We just need to be ourselves."

Originally thought that Zhao Hot Pot was gone, and these repressed sketch actors could have a second life, but now that Xu Qian is here again, how can people live?
How embarrassing!
Jiang Xingyue: Coubertin!
Willful: Correct!The next question, who has run the fastest in history?
Jiang Xingyue: Cao Cao!When Cao Cao arrived, he ran faster than anyone else.

"...the goddess is too funny."

"Goddess Jiang may succeed Cai Yan and become the second female comedian."

"There are really not many female comedians!"

Xu: Pull it down, Cao Cao is not an athlete either!
Willfulness: Right?

Jiang Xingyue: People didn't say that they had to be athletes, they said who was the fastest runner in history, what about historical figures!
Xu: Then Monkey King runs faster!There is a problem with your question.

Willfulness: Then we can only cancel this question!

Willfulness: The next question, what kind of sport starts and ends with the sound of gongs, and is it dangerous?
Xu: Playing monkeys!

Jiang Xingyue: Playing monkeys is not a sport, it belongs to literature and art.

Xu: There is no distinction between style and style. Playing with monkeys is dangerous, so it is not good for monkeys to tickle him.

Jiang Xingyue: Xiao Liu, I reject a PK who is playing monkeys!The quality is too low!

Willfulness: That’s not okay, everyone has the right to speak!

Xu: Did you hear that, I also have the right to speak.

Willfulness: Listen to the next one, there is a netizen surnamed Qi who just gave birth to a son, and asked you two to give his child a nice name on the spot!

Xu: Qi Delong!
Wayward: Gentle but not loud.

Jiang Xingyue: Qi Dongqiang!
Capricious: Loud but not refined.

Xu: Qi Delong choke!Western style!

"Pfft!"

"It made me laugh so hard that it was so cold."

"What a talent, Qi's cold winter, who the hell thought of this as a burden."

"Watching this skit can really save my life, it's so fucking funny."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is really worth watching, and this skit is too fucking funny."

Jiang Xingyue: I'll give you the whole drum again, you beat it!
Wayward: Oh, the answer from the uncle and aunt is so funny and humorous!
Willfulness: The next question is a basic knowledge question, what words do you read one by one?

Xu: Guang!
Willfulness: Add a piece of wood inside?
Jiang Xingyue: Bed!
Xu: Double bed!
Jiang Xingyue: What about adding three woods?
Xu: Three beds.

Jiang Xingyue: Where are the ten pieces of wood?

Xu: For ten woods, read Kang.Twenty is the big car shop.

. . . . .

"Double bed...Kang..."

"This sketch made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe."

"It's definitely one of the best skits I've ever seen."

"It's so funny, it's the funniest skit I've ever seen."

"What's a sketch? This is the real sketch."

(End of this chapter)