Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 315 End
At this time, the discussion on the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet is going crazy.

"I'm going, this "Torchbearer" is too funny."

"Yeah, it's absolutely the funniest skit I've ever seen."

"Xu Qian is really a genius!"

"Yeah, my stomach hurts from laughing at this sketch."

"It's so funny, Xu Qian is so talented."

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There are many people who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala and just complain about the Spring Festival Gala. They were surprised when they saw such comments.

What is "Torchbearer"?
Is this sketch really that pretty?
real or fake?

Countless people began to itch. After all, so many people said yes, then this skit called "Torchbearer" must have something unique.

Therefore, many people turned on the TV or watched the "Torchbearer" skit through the webcast.

Willfulness: Huh?This question is good, this is a question given to the three of us by netizens, let the host do a set of actions on the spot, and let the two elders judge what the action is. (Perform Tai Chi movement) What kind of movement?
Xu: Play mahjong!
Jiang Xingyue: What!Why are you uneducated?This is obviously Tai Chi!

Xu Qian: What he just did was obviously playing mahjong.You see, this does not shuffle, stack, draw, look, draw, look, and draw.

"Pfft."

Some viewers who just turned on the TV immediately burst out laughing.

"Nimma, so funny!"

"Tai Chi is like playing mahjong, this Xu Qian is really talented."

"Originally, others said that the "Torchbearer" skit was good-looking, but I still didn't believe it. I didn't expect this sketch to be so good-looking."

"I laughed so hard, when the Spring Festival Gala is over, I must watch it from the beginning."

"If I had known earlier, I would have turned on the TV and watched it earlier."

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Wayward: Oh, the answer from the uncle and aunt is so funny and humorous!Then our first session is over. At present, the online support rate shows that the number of votes of the aunt has surpassed that of the uncle.

Jiang Xingyue: Look at my popularity.

Xu: Yours is obviously annoying. , Then I didn't answer too much.

Self-willedness: Yes, there is no shortage. The second part is like this. Candidates for the torchbearer are asked to talk about their relationship with the Olympic flame, so as to win votes for themselves.

Jiang Xingyue: Sit down, what's the matter with you!Xiao Liu, I'll come first.

Wayward: Ah, aunt comes first.

Jiang Xingyue: Thanks to Tieling TV, Liaoning TV, and may also thank CCTV in the future. Today on this special occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years. I am a premature baby. Playing with fire once caused a huge fire at home; I accidentally fell into a brazier at the age of six or seven, and there are still marks on my buttocks; when I was a teenager, I stepped on the train and came to Huojiatun. I have been on the black soil of the fire all my life, and I have lived a life in dire straits since then. I spend a lot of time thinking about why I came to the world in such a hurry, and why I formed an indissoluble bond with the fire. Today I finally understand, I It was born for the Olympic torchbearers.

"Haha, it's so fucking funny."

"This is really a bond with fire."

"This goddess is too funny."

"This goddess is a female neuropathy."

"She is the next Cai Yan!"

Wayward: Thank you, aunt!Thanks!
Jiang Xingyue: Sorry, I'm not done yet.Last night, my mother told me to.

Xu Qian: Hey, your mother has been dead for more than 30 years!

Jiang Xingyue: It's a dream, what the hell!No!

Xu: Oh, it's a dream.

Jiang Xingyue: My mother told me, Xiaoyun, you are the Olympic torchbearer!For you were born by the fire!

Xu: Why didn't your mother say that you came here by rocket.

Jiang Xingyue: My mother also said that if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of the torchbearer, your father and I will take him away!Thank you, my mother, Thankyou.

"...I couldn't breathe from laughing."

"This white cloud and black earth are too funny."

"I've never seen such a funny couple before."

"Now this black soil is dumbfounded."

"I really don't know what Xu Qian is pretending to be in his head?"

Willfulness: Now that the competition has reached a fever pitch, let's say a few words next.

Xu Qian: This is all done to death, I don't want to fight, this opportunity, just give it to my wife.

Jiang Xingyue: Give up!
Xu: Ah, this is my wife's job. I'll tidy up there and do some work.

Jiang Xingyue: Yes, he is more suitable for cleaning up.

Many people feel something when they see this place.

"This black soil is strictly controlled by wives!"

"Heitu is so kind to his wife."

"Baiyun has a good husband!"

At the scene, a wife said to her husband: "Husband, you have to treat me like Heitu."

"Yes Yes Yes."

The husband nodded repeatedly.

Because no matter when, a good husband is always very popular, isn't even Big Big Wolf very popular?There is also a lyric called "If you want to marry, marry Big Big Wolf".

Isn't it all because Big Big Wolf is really kind to his wife Red Wolf!

Willfulness: Uncle abstained?
Xu: If you don't abstain, you will die!

Wayward: Well, let's take a look at the support rate on the Internet.The results are already in place, friends, I declare that the torchbearers of farmers in northern Liaoning for the 2008 BJ Olympic Games are... black soil!
Xu: My wife, why do you want to go home?

Jiang Xingyue: I am a monk!I can't take it anymore, I don't want to play like this, I have been promoting me for half a year, tell me to tell Lao Li, I will accept this gift.

Xu: I can't get angry!Don't cry, listen to my wife, it's all decided by the common people, we are one family, and everyone should be honored.

Jiang Xingyue: But I can't stand it, what will I do if you get angry?Now you must not bully me like I bully you!
Haha, seeing everyone here is both touching and funny.

"This Baiyun is really arrogant!"

"Haha, that's too funny."

"There's such a deep bond between these two."

Jiang Xingyue: Then do you still care about me?
Xu: I care about you.

Jiang Xingyue: Am I vague?

Xu: Confused you.

Jiang: Waiting for me?
Xu: Serving you.

Jiang: Are you still afraid of me?
Xu: I am not only afraid of you, the key is that now I am afraid of your mother!

"Haha, that's too funny."

"It's funny and touching, and this skit is absolutely perfect."

"This skit has already won me over."

"Cheers for this skit!"

Jiang: Are my orders still useful?

Xu: Try it.

Jiang: Drink water, shut up, rub your legs, kiss the old ghost!

Xu: You should be happy that I became a torchbearer!What a wonderful thing, isn't it?If you don't bully me in this life, I can't live.

Wayward: Dear friends, now we welcome Uncle Heitu to give his acceptance speech.

Jiang: I asked you to give a speech. If you don't give a speech, you can go.

Zhao: I went.

Willfulness: Please!

Xu: Good! (shouting, applause) Thank you TV, thank you all TV, MTV, thank you broadcast. . .good! (shouting, clapping) Here today. . .The fluffy plants are full of brilliance, and there are huge crowds of people. . .The sea is dry and the stone is rotten. .I. .I... never dreamed that I could become this torchbearer. In fact, I am not a fireman, I am a parallel importer. . : I am Shui Ming.it's here. . .I thank my wife. . . .

"Parallel imports..."

"The sea is dry and the stone is rotten..."

"This Xu Qian is too funny."

"Definitely the best show of the night."

Jiang: Here it is!
Xu: Without my wife. . .I wouldn't be where I am today. . .Because I practiced with her, I trained her down, and trained me up...my wife...as the saying goes, a successful man. .A troubled woman behind her back. . .There must be a woman in charge behind it. . .Take care of me. . .I'm here…. . .Today, thank the government. . . .Give me a chance to be a new person. . . .

"A troublesome woman..."

"A chance to start anew..."

"This sketch is a good sketch."

Willfulness: This is wrong, absolutely wrong.

Xu: Give me the opportunity to be a torchbearer. . .I must confess. . .Be honest and be honest. .I. . .

Wayward: Okay, thank you uncle, thank you!
Xu: Sorry, it's not over yet, the Olympics. . .Well, here, on behalf of my wife, I would like to extend my New Year greetings to the brothers and sisters who were affected by the disaster in the south. . .You have a happy new year. . .Everything will pass, with the government as our backstage, what are you afraid of!good! (Shouting and applauding) After the Chinese New Year, my wife and I will visit you and donate money to you,
Jiang: Donate!
Xu: Can I decide?

Jiang: How much is the donation?

Xu: I donate as much as I have.

Jiang: Don't donate everything, we have no money.

Xu: 2008 is good. . BJ is good. . .I am fine too. . .host. . . .It's over.

Wayward: Uncle, this is a souvenir of our event.

Xu: The great 2008, the century-old Olympic Games, we both turned 80!Catch up! (call out)
Wayward: Let us once again give the applause to the uncles and aunts!

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Although the sketch is over, many people are still immersed in the sketch. !
(End of this chapter)