Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 569 Start

The audience is also looking forward to the ordering session, because the foreshadowing has been done at the very beginning, Xu Qian tipped Li Zhijie to help him cover it, and the name of this sketch is "Not Bad Money", which must be very meaningful .

"Are you about to climax?"

"expect!"

"Xu Qian will not let us down!"

"Orgasms must be funnier."

"Haha, look forward to it!"

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Teacher Huang looked at Xu Qian in shock: "This transition is really well done."

In fact, just like writing, a sketch must have a prelude, foreshadowing, foreshadowing, climax, and ending. Only with these elements can a sketch be called a good work.

Otherwise, no matter how funny and wonderful your work is, Mr. Huang will not recognize it.

His work last year was criticized by others for being anticlimactic!

In Mr. Huang's opinion, this skit called "Not Bad for Money" is very well done. It has a reason, a foreshadowing, and a climax. Although I don't know how it will end, it must be excellent.

This work has these elements, and can justify itself without logical errors. In Mr. Huang's opinion, it is a good work.

Knowing that this sketch was written by Xu Qian himself, he couldn't help but look at Xu Qian with admiration: "Young people today are so powerful, future generations are formidable! Future generations are formidable!"

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Xu Qian: Our family is rich, and the life of farmers is different, so you just eat hard, how much money you can eat, I will order!
Teacher Li: Come here as you please.

Xu Qian: Four Australian abalones!
Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Who in the audience didn't know that Xu Qian forgot to bring money, and he pretended to be a big money without money.

Li Zhijie: Sorry, no.

Xu Qian: A four-pound lobster!
Li Zhijie: Sorry, it’s not that big.

There were boos at the scene.

"This Xu Qian is really cheap!"

"I said that on purpose..."

"Where is there a lobster that weighs more than four catties, if you have the ability, you can say one catty."

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Xu Qian: How big is it?
Li Zhijie: Yes... more than a catty.

Xu Qian: More than a catty... Is there... Is there any?
Li Zhijie: Yes... or not?

audience. . . . . . . .

Yes or no?This sentence is really classic. Where does a customer ask if they have ordered food or not?
"It's so funny, the waiter asked the customer if they have it or not?"

"Nimma, these two are funny."

"Xu Qian is so stingy, so cheap."

"I just want to know how much is Mr. Li's psychological shadow?"

"Meeting these two funny teachers, Mr. Li, is really unlucky."

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Xu Qian: This is a store you opened, you still don't understand, it's not short of money.

The audience laughed even more when they heard his words.

"Pey, you're still pretending..."

"It's not bad for money..."

Li Zhijie: Ah, no.

Teacher Li: Let me see next, let alone order shark fin.

Xu Qian: Don't eat the fish "bone". I got stuck once while eating fish "bone". I choked on steamed buns. Soaking it in vinegar didn't work. I took it out with tweezers at the hospital. I don't want to eat it. Son.

"I can't afford it..."

"Xu Qian's expression is too cheap."

"It seems that Mr. Li won't be able to eat this meal."

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Teacher Li: Neither did he.

Xu Qian: What do you want in this hotel, what are you doing, is it easy for this person to come once, you call your boss.

Li Zhijie: No.

The audience burst into laughter.

"The boss didn't either..."

"This answer is so fucking powerful."

"It's absolutely impossible to say that I didn't say it smoothly."

"I'm drunk too."

"Where did Xu Qian find this funny comparison?"

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Xu Qian: Boss?Just remember one no, don't you, boss?

Li Zhijie: Ah!Boss, the boss is out.

Xu Qian: Where did you go?

Li Zhijie: I don't know!

Xu Qian: What are you eating?

Teacher Li: Let’s have some home-cooked food, from the folk.

"He can't afford ordinary meals."

"Xu Qian is stingy."

"Mr. Li, you think highly of Xu Qian, who is so funny."

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The audience already knew about Xu Qian's pissing behavior, but obviously they still underestimated Xu Qian's shamelessness!
Xu Qian: Come to the folks, my son, let me have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms.

Li Zhijie: No.

Xu Qian: You can have this!

Li Zhijie: This is really not there!
The two stared at each other with wide eyes.

The audience burst into tears with laughter, these two lines, "You can have" and "I really can't" are so lethal!

"Nimma, I laughed to death."

"I can't bear it anymore."

"Who wrote this line?"

"It seems to be Xu Qian!"

"This Xu Qian is too hurt to write such a line."

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Xu Qian: I brought it here, Yun'er, bring it here, I brought it to Yanjing for you, you can't take it away, let's leave it here and eat today.

Teacher Li: Brother... you can't eat wild pheasants.

Xu Qian: This is a domesticated, Dongying mushroom. I stewed this in a pressure cooker for a longer time. Come, come on... There is a dish here, come on, idiot!

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Nimma, I've learned a lot, and I bring my own food when I go to a restaurant."

"No, I'm going to laugh to death..."

"I'm so tired from laughing, it's the first time I've learned so much."

"I have grown a lot of poses today!"

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And many people in the circle were also shocked. They finally knew why Xu Qian was carrying vegetables on his back when he appeared on stage.

"This pit is so deep!"

"It's so awesome!"

"King of sketches!"

"Xu Qian is so amazing!"

"I will obey Xu Qian!"

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Li Zhijie: Who are you calling stupid?
Xu Qian: No, I said, order another stupid egg.

Li Zhijie: No!

The audience really couldn't bear the two people talking about each other, which made them laugh uncomfortably.

Xu Qian: Come on, I have it, come on, you do this, this is fried eggs and green onions.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"A la carte reaches a new level!"

"Serve Xu Qian when you order!"

"sharp!!!!!"

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Teacher Li: Brother, why do you prepare all the materials yourself when you go to a restaurant?

The audience burst into laughter.

"Teacher Li can't take it anymore!"

"Xu Qian is so fucking cheap."

"Ms. Li can't stand it anymore!"

"Teacher Li actually wants to say mmp!"

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Xu Qian: No, he doesn't have any. The problem is, he has nowhere to find these things if you give him money.There are only a few dishes, two. If you are like this, I will give you a chance. Teacher Bi will come here once. Does your restaurant agree?
Li Zhijie: Give one away, oh my mother, why are you so picky, you didn’t order one, so let’s get one after the end, right?
"You just found out?"

"Nimma, it's so funny, this skit is ten times better than the previous show?"

"Hehe, at least a hundred times, a thousand times!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

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Xu Qian: Come on, young man, if you’re like this, it’s not like we didn’t order. After I finished ordering, you didn’t have any abalone or lobster.

Li Zhijie: Have you, haven't you counted in your heart yet?
The audience laughed.

"Yeah, is there any reason in your heart?"

"I know it in my heart."

"Two second-hand goods..."

"These two are so funny together."

"This is the funny comparison invited by the two monkeys."

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Xu Qian: What do I have? Didn't you say I don't have any?
Li Zhijie: Stop talking, what if we have to fix it later?
Everyone laughed, this sentence is too lethal, it reminds people of the previous sentence, this one can be, this one really isn't.

"Nimma, I'm going to cramp from laughing."

"I didn't have abs, but I laughed out my abs..."

"It's so fucking funny, I've never seen such a funny skit."

"Maybe I'll never see such a funny skit in my life."

"I accept the book written by Xu Qian!"

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Xu Qian: I said, do you have any, is it short of money?

Everyone laughed.

"Still pretending..."

"It's not short of money, don't you have any doubts in your heart?"

Li Zhijie: I know that my uncle is not short of money. I mean, Mr. Li came here so easily. We can’t care about money. Sir, you see that I am young, but I have concluded that a person’s life is actually short. I want to be the same as sleeping, once I close my eyes, once I open them, a day has passed, howl~~ Once my eyes are closed, but not opened, this life is over, howl~~
Li Zhijie's tone of voice when he spoke made everyone burst into laughter.

"Nimma, this sissy is too cheap."

"Where did you find this funny guy?"

"It's so fucking cheap!"

"I couldn't breathe from laughing, and it was difficult to speak."

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Sister Ha and all the Spring Festival Gala staff were shocked.

"This funny point is too dense, one after another, it's dizzying."

"It's really the right thing to invite Xu Qian."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is very interesting!"

"This year's Spring Festival Gala won't be complained by others..."

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Teacher Li: Young man, incisive.

Xu Qian: Brilliant, he's a fart!
"Incisive, fart, really incisive!"

"How many golden sentences will be published today?"

"Xu Qian is worthy of being the King of Golden Sentences..."

"The golden sentence of this year's Spring Festival Gala will be contracted by Xu Qian."

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Li Zhijie: Sir, I have no other intention.

Xu Qian: What do you mean?
Li Zhijie: What I mean is that people should not take money too seriously. Money is something outside of the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing for people?People died, money wasted.

Xu Qian: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?People are alive, but the money is gone.Not bad money, don't worry, do this well.

This is a god-level quotation, which shocked everyone in another world, but it is equally powerful in this world!

"That's too fart, oh no, it's incisive."

"It's so fucking funny!"

“What a classic!”

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

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Some people made their hands swollen, but they still couldn't help applauding!
Some people are out of breath and still having fun!
Li Zhijie: Good!

Xu Qian: This child!

Li Zhijie: On this day, he was too picky.

Xu Qian: Come on, her grandfather, this dish will take a while to cook. Look, Yuner is here. This child has been full of art bacteria since she was a child.

"Art Bacteria . . . . "

"Xu Qian invented a new term."

"No, I can't take it anymore, it's so fucking funny!"

"It really killed me laughing."

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Xu Qian: Art...art...art cell!
Xu Qian: Yes, look, can you follow your way.Talent, that's amazing!

Teacher Li: Oh...brother, I figured it out, you invited me here today just to let your granddaughter appear on our "Avenue of Superstars"?
Xu Qian: Isn't it?There is such a relationship.

Teacher Li: Then... Then what will she order?
Xu Qian: Come on, show it to grandpa, waiter, take that microphone, karaoke microphone.

Ms. Li: So be it, follow our rules...

Xu Qian: What are your rules?
Mr. Li: ...report yourself.

Xu Qian: Come forward, don't be nervous.

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Finally, a very exciting talent show is about to begin!

(End of this chapter)